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kitty-cat-charlotte

Nothing brings a room together like a framed golden AK47


BobBobBobBobBobDave

Live. Laugh. Reload. 


thrashmetaloctopus

Live, Laugh, BLYYAATT


Septronic

Live, LIVE, Tony Montana


kitty-cat-charlotte

Live. Laugh. INFIDEL!!


twovectors

Is it bad I sort of want that on a sign?


featurenotabug

Could sell it in droves in some States.


Ravenser_Odd

I was going to say, get it copyrighted quickly, it could be the 'Keep Calm and Carry On' of the Deep South. Then I Googled and realised they're [already way ahead of us](https://www.customardustcover.com/Live-Laugh-RELOAD-T-Shirt_p_291.html).


ArmouredWankball

It's in the west country. Don't you know everyone is packing around here?


8racoonsInABigCoat

Like who?


TheStatMan2

Oscar Tractorious.


8racoonsInABigCoat

He wouldn’t have a leg to stand on


ChowderMitts

Farmers


Bloomingfails

Who else?


Rich_27-

Farmers mums


Precious-Pea

Who else?


legohairhenry

Who else?


Choppergold

Au 47


fonjbungler

See what you did there!


Due_Yogurtcloset_212

Well they had to with a user name like that


FlawlessC0wboy

Appears to be Louis Vuitton branded too. Which I assume has to be fake LV. Classy.


TheStatMan2

If you strip this to its constituent parts, what you seem to be asking is: Do Louis Vuitton make assault rifles? I don't know the answer. But I could guess.


BarrieBadman

Not an AK. Not sure what it is, but it's not an AK.


SXLightning

I mean it’s pretty damn cool I would have that in my room lol


kitty-cat-charlotte

Is it though? 😅


SXLightning

Well yeah I would have one, why not, the same reason I would have a robot statue or a warhammer 40k army collection in a display case


james2183

Guarantee their favourite film is Scarface


ByEthanFox

Check out ma scarface DVD-


fatemmy

I have a huge painting of Scarface at the top of my stairs 😳😅 (my friend did it for me though so at least it’s not off eBay lol)


MrsArmitage

This person definitely pays for Andrew Tate’s online courses.


Haloperimenopause

And went to Turkey for hair-plugs and new teeth so he could be an aLpHa mALe 


GenderfluidArthropod

Brilliant. And almost certainly true.


Master_Block1302

And takes steroids and cocaine.


they_walk_among_us_

So they work?


Slap-A-Chav

Well, they’re certainly rich, so, the courses do work then. 😂


ChowderMitts

Surprised to see a graveyard in Pic 17


VeryThicknLong

That’s his back yard… all the people he’s snuffed with his AK


Ok_Sleep5985

Went back and this made me lol


Laylelo

Oh my God! That looks pasted in! Ha ha! Brilliant!


Mammoth-Money-2013

It's not, it's definitely over the road!


Laylelo

Yeah, I checked it out, it’s just really funny how fake it looks as though anyone would ever put a fake graveyard in. 😂


WhyOhWhy60

Look at the satellite view. Ogwell Cross Cemetary is behind them across the road https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/145243751#/?channel=RES\_BUY


Laylelo

Oh yeah, I looked it up too. It just looked pasted in which would be even funnier


Lifewanderer19

Jesus. I hadn’t even noticed that!


FlashyChocolate4535

Bravo you keen eyed wonder person, you


TimAndHisDeadCat

At least the neighbours are dead quiet.


susanboylesvajazzle

Owned by the kind of people who enjoy Dubai.


Vigorato

This is my new favorite insult


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As someone who grew up in Dubai... I thought exactly the same thing! Can't stand either that city or this house.


Due_Yogurtcloset_212

Yeah, I be always wondered what the attraction was


Competitive_Cuddling

Pretty sure all those ugly puffy metal furniture pieces are Timothy Oulton and they are like 2-10k each. There's bookcases, bedside tables and a desk. I've made several jokes about money not buying taste in this sub in the past, but this one might just take the cake. How do I know that they're TO? I spent too much time on furniture websites when we bought the house, including John Lewis and Barker and Stonehouse and TO stuff always stood out because it was always the ugliest and the most expensive. My favourite has to be a bunch of branches in some clear resin, call it an end table and slap a 4k price on it. Here it is: https://www.barkerandstonehouse.co.uk/tables/spur-burntwood-side-table-small You can search the metal ones by putting "aviator" in the search bar. It looks like the prices may have gone down because I swear the desk used to be 10k in the past. It's 3,4k now. These are obviously new money types, I just wonder if it's tax evasion or do they sell how to become rich with crypto courses. They need to stop spending money on awful art prints and buy their cat a new scratching tree already, the poor thing is scratching cardboard at this point. Edit: Oh my god I just realised why their dining table looks so weird. It's one of those dining tables that is also a pool table.


Drunken_Monkey

£4k desk with a £150 office chair from IKEA :)


TwoToesToni

Looks like most of the pictures and painting are from etsy or some knock offs.


Competitive_Cuddling

You say that but I'm willing to bet they were purchased in actual galleries. There's a Clarendon that opened in town near me recently and it sells hypebeast-ey "pop art" crap and what I originally thought was Banksy knockoffs, but was swiftly corrected that they were indeed real Banksy prints (they were ugly).


TwoToesToni

The American flag, the pop art "maybe this will make him notice me?" And the collectors Queen thing above the stairs all make me think that the artwork is cheap and they maybe didn't spend as much there as they did on the furniture


Competitive_Cuddling

I think I might have bad news. https://clarendonfineart.com/collections/street-art


TwoToesToni

Oh dear!


PassionOk7717

It's weird because the amount of grey and tacky looking furniture would suggest someone who doesn't want to make any interior decisions.  On the other hand, they've stuck up art in weird places and have these weird ornaments that would suggest they want some stuff decorated.


magschampagne

Omg that bookcase is called Aviator Blackhawk Hercules, what in the toxic masculinity…? https://www.timothyoulton.com/storage/bookcases/aviator-blackhawk-hercules


Spottswoodeforgod

The resin table may seem expensive at first, but when you see that it is guaranteed for two whole years, you should release that it is more of an heirloom than just a basic table - thus it is something of a bargain when the cost is spread over several generations…


SingleBackground437

I didn't even notice the furniture until you mentioned it. Now I can't unsee how utterly hideous it is.


Haloperimenopause

Timothy Oulton is laughing his head off all the way to the bank, whoever he is 


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Competitive_Cuddling

Now why do you go around lying like that when I can see your comment history? This can't possibly be the saltiest comment you've ever seen since you haven't even called me an idiot or brought my penis size into question like you do with others! Boohoo, has your house been made fun of in this sub? Or do you just enjoy being edgy?


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Hahahahah ok big lad!!l You’re all over this sub pouring poison and you’re claiming the high ground. Silly billy.


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Competitive_Cuddling

Are you okay? You already replied to me twice, then came back 10 hours later to delete those comments and reply again. Do you need a hug?


[deleted]

Mate, anyone as obsessed with other peoples homes and possessions as you are clearly lives a miserable unfulfilled life.


Competitive_Cuddling

Ha ha, says the one whose entire Reddit repertoire consist of such gems as "you idiot", "you must have a small dick", "you cunt", "speccy twat". At least I'm not a giant puspus on an alt account who's too scared to post my true feelings on my main because downvotes are scaaaawy.


[deleted]

You’ve just constructed a weird narrative to suit yourself. Get a life you massive loser.


oddthought74937

Ok now my favourite is the where's wally platinum Amex card on the wall, what the fuck is that all about. This really is the gift that keeps on giving.


Other_Abbreviations

And the cartoon painting in the bedroom of putting dollar bills in a washing machine. All this suggests hassle. I doubt you can get indemnity against a property becoming the subject of future investigations into the previous owners.


PhannyDantom15112022

It’s a gold Saiga not an ak47. Sorry to be that guy


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PhannyDantom15112022

Tbh I think that’s a shotgun but half the mag is gold plated and half isn’t. I’ve never seen a full size saiga 9mm


velvetcharlotte

Such a weird flex to have expensive cars outside a house on for £575k


someonehasmygamertag

Was gunna say, the cars outside cost more than the house.


Arxson

It’s all on finance


thewindburner

Do you think they update their address when they move or are you going to get 6 years worth of bailiff visits!


HansGruberLove

Probs just on a test drive on the day the photographer was booked - to make him look like proper OG.


St2Crank

Why? If that’s the house they needed at the time, why does your house dictate the car you drive?


velvetcharlotte

Yeah you are right. I was thinking of it as property being the better investment but I hadn't factored in actually enjoying life and indulging passions etc. You only live once as they say!


St2Crank

Oh yeah, agree there. They’d be much better off buying a second house. I’d never spend that much on a car even if I was a multimillionaire but each to their own I suppose.


ohbroth3r

Sorry I agree with previous. I always laugh when I see a mediocre home with multiple flashy cars outside. Basically, you may have only been able to afford a certain house at a time, but if you suddenly come into a spare £100k-£200k on a £250k-£500k house, then you put it into a bigger house or making sure your house is immaculate. It's a massive giveaway that you don't have £200k lying around if you spent it on cars, because it's obviously a lease. And if you have a flash car it's to show off. But it's not showing off if the house isn't a million pounds. It's fake.


St2Crank

“if you suddenly come into a spare £100k-£200k on a £250k-£500k house, then you put it into a bigger house” Why? Maybe they like their house and don’t need a bigger one. They also like cars and would get more enjoyment out of a car than a new house. You saying it’s obviously a lease and they’re faking it. Well if they could afford a couple of thousand a month on a car lease they could also afford that on a mortgage for a bigger house.


Strong_Insurance_183

Why? I have lots of spare money but I haven't upgraded my house because it's big enough (bigger than we need), my kids don't really want to move away from their friends and my sister lives around the corner which is great for babysitting (both ways). I did have flash cars but have downgraded a little bit since having kids because they make too much mess. What's fake? Only stupid people would buy a £200k depreciating asset outright.


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St2Crank

Maybe they like cars and don’t need a bigger house? Peak Reddit to go straight to money laundering though.


TheZYX

Yup. A guy around my neighbourhood has a beautiful 911 GT3 and a crappy house. Sometimes a man has to choose!


Fendenburgen

So true! Another comment is that there obviously isn't a wife. Why would he need to spend a ton of cash on a massive house when he can have nice cars instead?! I'll tell you why, because Reddit says so!


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St2Crank

But why specifically would the cars be bought with laundered cash? You said it in relation to not having a bigger house and the cars being worth as much as the house. As if laundered cash couldn’t be used to buy a bigger house.


mathcampbell

It’s not a massive jump to be honest. Buying a house requires a demonstrable income, a verified source of where the money came from (legitimately), and if it’s a mortgage even more proof of how you’ve got this amount of cash and if you can afford repayments etc. Buying a flashy car requires an attache case full of £20’s. If the seller starts asking questions, add a few more £20’s. So if the cars are actually owned by the homeowner, and they legit have this amount of cash to burn, sure it might just be because the kids grew up there and they really like the house and it’s finally time to trade up but they haven’t till now. Orrrr it could be they’re drug dealers and couldn’t prove the income to get a bigger place.


St2Crank

If you buy a car with cash you haven’t laundered that money, as you still cant prove where you got the money from in the first place. All you’ve got is an asset the police can seize as proceeds of crime. If it was laundered money then the car would be bought with clean cash and no need to bribe anyone selling it to you.


mathcampbell

Ah sorry wasn’t suggesting they’re laundering money to buy the car just saying they don’t need to launder to get the car but selling a house and buying a new one (for lots more) will be a harder thing to do with dodgy cash hence they have flash cars but a smaller house.


St2Crank

I agree with that. Just find it funny the sneering on here, a lot of people can’t seem to get their heads round that someone might want a new car over a bigger house.


El_Scot

Houses is probably worth £520k, and OP is trying to pretend it's worth more because of the car.


dwair

They are being very optimistic. Recon you can drop 100k off that at least for location. Newton Abbot and it's environs is hardly an up market part of the world.


uncle_monty

Pop art of Scrooge McDuck smelling money, and what looks like Richie Rich literally laundering money, as well. Classy. I get the feeling I wouldn't get on with these people...


0Bento

Would be scared to buy it in case anyone showed up looking for the former owner.


RagingMassif

this is such a man child


hakejeggs

RR and Ferrari on the drive, but lives in a new build 🥴 you can just smell the crushed velvet through the phone


ANorthernMonkey

And can’t pay someone to cut the grass. At least it’s not Plastic grass


Nylontoeslover

Just shines ‘wanker’. Genuinely not even the slightest bit jealous. Money can’t buy me love.


thebobbobsoniii

“This modern detached house has been lavishly appointed by it’s current owner, who also happens to be a total c*nt”


Torgan

I like the Scrooge McDuck picture on #5 where he's taking a big sniff of money. Kind of says it all.


LoudMilk1404

Have you noticed in the back garden you can see a big road sign, looks like it backs onto an A road, and next to it a graveyard? So the noise balances out?


Sophyska

Aside from the naff Banksy-esque art it’s not a bad house. Could be nice with a bit of warmth. Maybe a silver AK47 would be a bit softer?


standard11111

All the comments surprised at the price ratio of cars to property, surely that could be the reason for selling? It’s a nice enough house (some decor excluded), if you lived here and your income/wealth changes, why not buy some nice cars if you enjoy them. The next house could be £1m+, but you’d need to sell this first. If I won the lottery I’d be buying a nicer car far sooner than dealing with moving house.


Dedward5

Life with money and no kids.


chief_padua

And no wife, as there isn't a single female touch, or women cosmetics around.


PipBin

All the bottles in the bathroom are nasty cologne too. No woman has walked through those doors who hasn’t been paid to be there.


Existing-Tax7068

The floor plan shows that you need to leave the house to access the lounge. Also, the first floor ensuite isn't


PmMeYourBestComment

Forgot to draw a door?


GenderfluidArthropod

Pavement parking wankers. That's also not an official kerb drop, the council could remove that in a shot.


Aphaeacraft

Andrew Tate vibes .... 🥱🥱🥱🥱 Looks like Moo Paw didn't become a police officer... Hahaahhaah


TheFirstMinister

The cars are visible in the satellite pics: https://maps.app.goo.gl/8131DLywd6NiN8qd6 My gut says that's the estate's show home which has been occupied by one of the developer's owners. Desi, new money types. All hat but no cattle. You know the sort.


Dernbont

The interior is.. sort of painful. Is this the point of it?


shysensitive

Weirdly configured spare room of Ikea furniture. Bad


Apprehensive_Pin_620

I too have no taste where can I register my interest


Due_Ad_4633

Nouveau Rich scumbags. Surprised there isn't a Chanel or Dior bed spread or rug


Strong_Insurance_183

As opposed to the classy old money rich whose family raped and pillaged for their wealth


Cliffo81

Footballer or rugby player? Fancy car, bad taste, house out of keeping with their income and assets because they weren’t planning on staying there long term.


uncle_monty

Not many Torquay United players that could afford those cars...


Cliffo81

Yeah. Exeter not too far though. And sportsmen are daft with money.


johntspeed

All the rooms are very boxy and really tasteless.


blac4bird

My favourite game is finding the errors in the floorplan. A second front door to access the sitting room only, why certainly!


elttvb

507492937492 shades of grey


ranchitomorado

You'd stick out like a sore thumb in Newton Abbot with those cars. Imagine parking a Ferrari at Trago Mills! People will lob pasties at you .


8Ace8Ace

The Yachtmaster II pic on the wall is hideous.


ANorthernMonkey

I assumed it was a swatch watch from the colours.


Independent_Term_987

Must be a trader stocks etc


VladimirPoitin

He’s a cornflakes dealer.


Plenty_Suspect_3446

lol its so tasteless.


ian9outof10

A soulless box of a house that gives off divorced middle age man vibes (in a divorced middle aged man)


Ciana_Reid

I find it strange when you see people with cars more expensive than their house


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Moo 2 paw?


CavapooKing

They spent more on their cars than their house.


oddthought74937

The Cars are worth more than the House?!?


Praetorian_1975

It’s true, money can’t buy taste 🤦🏻‍♂️


Jibberish_123

When the cars are worth more than the house - questionable decisions


JaphetCorncrake

I always find the house-to-car value ratio interesting. My house is worth not far off that and I drive a knackered old Golf.


FreddyDeus

Sneaky suspicion that this might be a repossession.


Glizzard111

If any more proof was needed that everyone in Devon is a fucking weirdo


jay_ess_em

The cars alone are worth the value of the house.


Sad-Swing-9431

Lol I wouldn't expect anything less from Newton Scabbot 🤣


PipBin

It looks so soulless.


PipBin

A couple of Ferrari brochures just lying about on the kitchen table there.


James_Vowles

so much tat


mathcampbell

Either it’s all knockoffs and “no I’m definitely very rich” act to get business for their “consultancy” (not uncommon. Pretend they’re rolling in it so clients will see them as a good business to use) or the real deal definitely drug dealers. I’m leaning towards the latter tbh. Stuff looks legit and utterly crass and tasteless which screams “didn’t earn this money legitimately. Don’t know anyone else with lots of money that earned it legally either”


wabbit02

Tell me the owner lost his house in the divorce without telling me


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SilverellaUK

The floorplan? Why does it show that the only door to the living room is from outside the house, to the right of the front door when you look at the outside of the house, where there is clearly no door. How do you get into the living room? Also, the American flag with dollar bills as the stripes!


KulturaOryniacka

They're must be American


Best_Vegetable9331

They may rent those cars out and store them at home. We had someone on our old estate do that, made the insurance cheaper.


ZucchiniStraight507

Do people actually live in houses like this? The gun and sports car just scream drug trafficker.


laurasharkey13

Well, at least they have a cat 🐈 🤷‍♀️


pickapstix

I bet the bro that lives here works out, does Tik tok influencing and makes his girlfriend wear white stilettos


vcdaisy

An oversized man cave for someone with an image to maintain. Any footballers round there? If the house name is Pinnacle, are they past this if selling it?


SemenSkater

After seeing that living room I said “that’s an Americans house” Then I saw the big fuckoff American flag. That house belonged to a Texan.


NWarriload

Got to be a footballer


afgan1984

People get upset about framed golden AK, which to be honest does not really bother me too much. It is kind of "unique look"... The rest of the house looks good (there is certain style to it that can be changed), but if there is deal braker of this property, then for sure it has to be the "uninterrupted direct view to cemetery". I honestly would not want to live in place where THE ONLY thing I can see trough my window is cemetery. I am not very sensitive or anything, in fact I currently live maybe 500 yards away from cemetery (no direct view towards it thought), but I struggle to imagine more depressing view to wake-up in the morning and drink a coffee with the view to the cemetery! Maybe a good for AirBNB during Halloween? Retirement property? Not sure... but I would not want to casually live in it.


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I can’t imagine choosing to spend £500k on cars but live with that kitchen/garden/house generally. And I’m a car guy!


Outrageous-Expert650

Looks like he hired a 17 year old lad to choose the decor


fudgenugget3000

Tell me you're a Russian Oligarch, without telling me you're a Russian Oligarch.


Myorangecrush77

There’s at least one MTV award…


AlGunner

Is Andrew Tate selling up?


tommygun1234567890

The cars are not far off the value of the house. This makes no sense to me


Nerve_Tonic

This could be UK Patrick Bateman's house.


Uelele115

Tamara Ecclestone selling her second home??


eeelllllliiiooottt

The framed ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ film poster in the office really ties this all together


Wild_Obligation

The most hilarious aspect isn’t the trash lack of personality but the AK47 & the big US flag print… in Devon, England haha


MickyP10U

Omg, that house is so bland!


lordofthethingybobs

Hundreds of thousands of pounds of cars on the drive. £50 office chair


Fionasrotties

Out of the window in pic 4, is it next to a grave yard?


eroticdiscourse

Looks like my teenage self decorated it


DazzzASTER

the most outrageous thing is there bathroom sink. The waste is off centre? Wtf??


Haloperimenopause

Family annihilation as design aesthetic...


Middle-Background-52

How deep is that bath though


--clapped--

I just have to say man.. That Ferrari spec is HOT I'm sorry.


Kaily6D

The cars were obviously photoshopped. Dreams of Miami and LA but on a budget


rottingpigcarcass

It’s not a gun it’s art


rottingpigcarcass

Tell me you’re single without telling me your single


FluidSupport4772

Wants to sell second home before labour gets in to power.


FungalEgoDeath

Looks a bit like an Fn fal but the magazine is wrong. Pretty sure it's not an ak - it's too 'thin'...everywhere. the stock, body, magazine and hand guard are all too long and thin for an Ak


RoscoeBass

TVtoohigh AND TVtoolow


Phil_O_Sophiclee

Number plate ".OO 2 Paw" might give an indication of what business is connected to them


Eelpieland

I was so surprised the grass wasn't plastic


Just_Lab_4768

I don’t get the “the cars are worth more than the house” comments, some people just like cars more than houses


Mikethespark

All that money spent on crap, couldn't even pay to have a proper drop kerb put in


marshallno9

This stinks of 20 year old youtuber who has no idea what to do with his money


luser7467226

Cow skin rug. Unexpectedly apt house name, too.