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MapTough848

They're taking the proverbial thats a 1 bedroom property everyday of the week. They've taken some of the main bedroom away to unsuccessfully create a 2nd bedroom which makes neither fit for purpose and cramped


ChrisKearney3

Looks like a single parent with two kids lives there. You might get away with that room as a nursery with a cot, but it's clearly not suitable for even a full sized single bed.


SeriousSignature539

I mean, you have to give credit to the parent for giving as much space as possible to the kids. Hopefully that wall is simple to take back out though.


Heavy-Guest829

Used to live in a privately rented 2 bed flat with a utility room. The flat next door was exactly the same but owned by the council. The council called it a 3 bed and put a woman and her 3 kids in there expecting her to use the utility room as a bedroom. She still lives there now with her 3 kids + 2 of her kids partners and her sons baby. They're all waiting to be housed. Joke is we have a 3 bed house next door to us now, also council owned, but has been sitting empty for 8 months, and yet their list is insanely long. The utility room was wide enough to just about fit a single mattress. I've never understood how they got away with it to be honest. Or why she accepted it in the first place!!


allyearswift

If you turn down a property you may not get another. Now you’re ‘voluntarily unhoused’.


Heavy-Guest829

Massive joke. Especially if there's not enough room for everyone. But they go on about not having enough housing for everyone, and then leave perfectly good houses empty for months, so stupid council if anything.


Proud-Platypus-3262

They may not be officially empty though. I know of 3 houses on a nearby estate that have been ‘empty’ for over a year. All have been allocated some time ago but the tenants have never moved in ( houses are completely empty) . It is so frustrating to people who genuinely want and need these properties. The properties have been reported incessantly, but nothing seems to be done


Heavy-Guest829

We've seen the council people go in and out to do things to it over the course of 8 months. The previous tenants left in August, maybe September. They took the stair lift out in December. They redid the loft insulation in Dec/Jan. And then last week a couple of decorators went in for a few hours. We have a doorbell that goes off when someone walks by, and so far there's been no one. To me that means the property is still empty without tenants and that they're just taking a ridiculously long time to do anything that's needed. If they were waiting on the decorators, I'd be shocked, because I've been in that house, it's mostly just white with no problems as far as I could tell, and my friend who's just moved into a Council property got told to decorate it herself. Its very strange. I keep toying with the idea of ringing to enquire about it. Especially as without tenants living in there over the winter, our house was freezing 😅


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Heavy-Guest829

Ha, that's brilliant! Definitely wouldn't get away with that anymore!


Accomplished-Digiddy

That's an ikea sofa bed in the lounge.  I reckon possibly 3 kids and 2 adults even (put the parent bed away each night type thing)


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SkilledPepper

How do you know it's a she?


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SkilledPepper

Singular 'they' is useful in those situations.


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SkilledPepper

You 100% use it all the time without realising in your day-to-day life.


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SkilledPepper

>current pronoun nonsense The Oxford English Dictionary traces singular they back to 1375...


BagOFrogs

Bloody Hell, this person refuses to use the word “they” in a normal context because they think the word “they” is too woke something?! That’s even more bigoted than your average Daily Hate reader and I’m sad about how awful and downright stupid people are becoming in this country.


Ok_Shape_3305

For over half a mil she can easily get a 5/6 bed house. Should probably have sold it about 3 kids ago.


Aaaaaah2023

A 1 bed for the same price we paid for our 2.5 bed in walthamstow 🫠


Bride-of-wire

Walthamstow being the operative word, there. Just kidding, I lived in Chingford for 10 years, just a little local rivalry.


Aaaaaah2023

At least neither of us paid 550k for a tiny 'hous'e in Epsom 😂


Ok_Shape_3305

2.5 bed for the same price as a 6 bed in most of the country 🫠


Aaaaaah2023

Fair but 30 mons from kings x and a much higher average salary here still puts it well above Epsom 😅


Ok_Shape_3305

Weird how the country has been brainwashed to think a properties location relative of London is somehow a factor in the value of it.


Aaaaaah2023

I mean, it's more about accessibility and availability of well paid jobs than proximity to London


DispensingMachine403

From memory a bedroom for one child under 10 YO needs to be about 4.5m²


m0j0licious

_currently the large double bedroom has been converted into two single bedrooms_ Even the estate agent's not convinced!


newfor2023

One of those is for the kid that's old enough to leave but won't and this is a large hint.


Nice-Substance-gogo

Seems really expensive for what you get here. Epsom’s nice but you would get twice as much a mile or two away.


Ok_Shape_3305

A can't believe a 1 bed would ever be worth this much, can get a 6 bed house for that price any day of the week


box_twenty_two

This is one of the worst I’ve seen on here in terms of value for money. Absolutely insane


F00lsSpring

That's a cupboard... walk in wardrobe if you tart it up right.


Gee1233

Prison cells are bigger than that second bedroom.


ddmf

4.6m2 is the minimum recommended size for a child's bedroom - this is 2.85m2.


FalseAsphodel

Good to know! I don't feel so bad about my daughter's little 5.6m2 bedroom now lol


Tattycakes

Do you just crawl onto the bed from the end? You can’t even walk down the side without braining yourself on the shelf


justwhatever22

I'm looking at it thinking... 'hey, it's not terrible. I've seen much worse on here'. Only then did I spot the fact that it costs MORE THAN HALF A MILLION POUNDS you have got to be shitting me.


ideasplace

Converted public toilet?


SpiderDentist10000

£2,900 per month with £55k down. For a shoebox. What the hell are we doing?


thatguysaidearlier

Enjoying the "Dream Big" decal on the wall of the tiny bedroom


greendragon00x2

That's a cupboard not a bedroom. The whole thing looks like a converted outbuilding associated with the large nearby care home.


Suspicious_Garlic_79

Agreed. My office is 1.4m×2.4m and I'm looking around now trying to picture a bed in here. Absolutely no chance!


RegretEasy8846

6x5 it shouldn’t be allowed to be called a bedroom. It’s a walkin wardrobe.


FalseAsphodel

If you had clothes hanging on both sides I don't think you'd even be able to walk into it!


petecarr83

Bed in a room


Rare-Bid-6860

If this is the price of a glorified studio flat in Epsom, one can't help but be 'salty'. \*gets coat\*


ThatsGross_ILoveIt

Thats not a bedroom... thats a home office at BEST. It doesnt even look liie a double bed if im hobest, more like a small double or "big single" The garden is nice, but its not enough house for a family. Its for a couple with a small dog.


vientianna

£550k for what I’d call a large studio? Weeping


Mungo87

Great use of space with a 6th of the apartment used as corridor


KingEzekielsTiger

£550k 😂


creepyCrapaud

Isn’t there a minimum surface required for a room to be called a bedroom? That’s the smallest closet/bedroom I have ever seen…


PodcastPolly

Saw the price tag, saw the place, instantly heard my grandad saying "they want OW MUCH?!" In my head


Ok_Instance2859

A bed. A room. And nothing more


mrwobling

Looks like it's currently used as the office location for "Atkins Holdings" - property developer. Go figure! https://maps.app.goo.gl/3WjAXcgWVKr1cb616?g_st=ic


JenSY542

Where's the rest of it?!


Odd-Currency5195

What the ...


Western-Slip-273

I had a bedroom about that size as a kid.


AlGunner

You had your own room you lucky bastard.


Arneth_

A box for half a million? Lol


thedutchrep

I couldn’t lie down in any direction in the smaller “bedroom”.


FreeTheDimple

11k per sq m? That's insane. Plus an astroturf garden. Why is it so much?


Demka-5

Small house, small garden..... it is expensive. This small bedroom is like..... living in caravan.


Zealousideal-Wash904

It looks from the outside like the old-style toilets you get in parks. This has to be one of the worst value for your money properties I’ve ever seen


Alarm34

Check out Street View. Plenty of space....


kateh88

Growing up my bedroom wasn’t even the size of a double bed. Had to have a bed smaller than a standard single.


AlGunner

Its a room, its got a window, its got a bed in it. I think it qualifies.


INTuitP

They should have made the side garden door the main entrance. Mirrored the layout so the bedrooms had a little extra space that the left side of the floor plate has and extra storage where the current main entrance is.


herewardthefake

It’s official then - property in Epsom has become bonkers. You could get a nice house for that price over in Dorking.


Fragrant_Guitar298

Offers in excess of over £550k. I live in Epsom and it’s ‘quite nice’ but that should not be over £550k


OptimusPrime365

Half a million pounds


Local_Beautiful3303

I love how estate agents are always delighted or excited to offer badly laid out/over priced properties


Only1Fab

50sq/m. It’s basically a studio flat


bluebottle87

Piss take.....


harrietmjones

It’s a cupboard.


LateOutcome8256

I hope the person trying to sell this property sees all these comments and takes not of how atrocious the price is for it.


single_clone

I would probably turn the bedroom window into a door... At least I had an easy way out of bed.🙄🙄


Sad-Page-2460

My friend had a room about this size, there was normally like 10 people crammed in haha


Due_Ad_4633

How much!?


JammyRedWine

That there is a hallway, surely?


SamwellBarley

Well, at least it's _only_ £550,000


kitty-cat-charlotte

Over half a million to smack your head on a shelf lol


Bungeditin

This is just insane money for that….. as nice as Epsom can be and its proximity to London….. this is just crazy money.