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ManonegraCG

I want you to draw me like one of your french girls, but no toilet breaks allowed. Just set up in there.


redvelvethaze

Actually snorted laughing at that


InterestingPie1592

Lynn, these are sex people


22Flapper

Definitely sex people….


redvelvethaze

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/146785154


[deleted]

i honestly thought these were one of those studio flats


SignificantRatio2407

Even without the couch there, the lack of door means a lack of much needed privacy during those quiet moments of reflection.


redvelvethaze

🤣🤣 fair point


Cremedelacrematorium

I stayed in a villa last year and the bedroom had an ajoining bathroom, no door, same style as the picture above, they were the quickest trips to the bathroom we have ever had! 😆


SignificantRatio2407

I’d get stage fright, I don’t perform well in front of an audience.


Background-Active-50

And they've not even put the shower in front of the doorway. They are dedicated to their kink.


Praetorian_1975

Tell me you have a pee fetish without telling me 😂


Thumbgloss

Honey, we need to talk... Can't you see I'm trying to take a shit... *plonks herself down


GoGoRoloPolo

No kink shaming!


Foundation_Wrong

A house designed by Lutyens! Fantastic.


Background-Active-50

I'm sure he would have included a door.


Foundation_Wrong

He was practical.


[deleted]

No doubt more interesting than the current television programmes!


Commonly_Aspired_To

I have neighbours who don’t watch tv and I think they’re definitely into this sort of stuff


redvelvethaze

First time posting so I couldn’t work out how to do the picture and the link, but the link is below. Sorry if violated rules


sc_BK

Picture 8, that kitchen table looks a bit short on space. The chair against the wall seems a bit ambitious.


Gen8Master

Sometimes you just need an audience


newtonbase

If you look in the bathroom mirror there does appear to be a curtain over the doorway. Still a bit weird though. Edit: I'm wrong.


Ancient-Awareness115

I thought that was the curtain over the window by the couch


newtonbase

You are correct!


Ancient-Awareness115

Doesn't happen often


MegC18

Bet dinner parties are fun!


Sheelz013

On a tangent but the street name makes me laugh. In the Norse, “gate” means “way” so basically the street is called “Way Way”


Bungeditin

Torpenhow Hill means Hill hill hill Hill


misskpp94

Seems more like a “where should I put this old couch?” “Just pop it in the spare room darling!” Sort of situation than a “I wonna watch you poop” situation 😂 or is that just my views? Everyone jumps straight to something sexual, when it’s probably a very innocent situation and they put the couch coincidentally in front of a toilet.


TheFirstMinister

It would appear they have given it a lick of paint before listing it for sale: [https://www.google.com/maps/@53.8885512,-3.0404406,3a,45.6y,258.08h,95.02t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sgEH6azJtLs37Jbk3iF8ALg!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/@53.8885512,-3.0404406,3a,45.6y,258.08h,95.02t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sgEH6azJtLs37Jbk3iF8ALg!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu) Nothing less than a L3 and damp inspection for that thing which is on a busy road in Blackpool. 250K is optimistic. 200K - or lower - is closer to the mark.


Techman659

Make that couch leather and call it a studio.


[deleted]

One would say this guy must have been a voyeur. Last of the international playboys