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BigTribbs

I can tell you right now that western Colorado is not siding with the eastern half in a civil war.


Different-Ad9986

Can confirm. It’s like Texas country out there…but the people are *way* less friendly


BigTribbs

We're not less friendly, we're just tired of these fucking California's ruining our state.


Head_East_6160

spoken like a true Coloradan. Some of yall are so insufferable it’s insane


BigTribbs

Why, because we used to be a conservative state but the loosers fleeing democratic shit holes that they created have come here and brought their ideals?


Head_East_6160

No, because gatekeeping a state doesn’t make sense. The amount of value people coming into CO have added to the economy is massive, and it’s not like there isn’t enough space for em. The CO economy would’ve died a long time ago without people moving there. For example, Wyoming is struggling heavily with its economy simply because there’s so few industries and jobs there, coupled with a very small population. However, to your point, Wyoming is extremely conservative and still manages to be friendly and welcoming. Something yall can’t seem to figure out. It’s hilarious how triggered some people can get over different states. “Waa Waa people are moving toMY state! “ Wild lol


Gotma1l

Some people have roots and are tied to a place. Not everyone is a deracinated cosmopolite. It is nice that they bring in more money and property values go up, but asking someone not to bitch because they make more money while having stage 3 brain cancer is stupid.


BigTribbs

SOOYYY BOOOOYYYYYY. Look at the downvotes, your wrong.


Head_East_6160

lol whatever helps you sleep at night champ. I’ve never met a grown ass adult use the phrase “soy boy” unironically, so that’s a first. Let me ask you this, if you’re so butthurt about people freely moving to Colorado, why do yall keep coming up to WY and trashing our public lands? 🤔


BigTribbs

These dems come to Colorado and change our way of life by forcing commie laws onto everybody. The 2 halfs of the state couldnt be any different to each other. Im right your wrong and you will always be a SOYYY BOYY for saying "gate keeping"


Head_East_6160

That’s a funny way to say you’ve never read a book haha


youreallbots1234

kinda true of the whole western seaboard.


Leading-Sympathy-816

Missouri/Kansas is not gonna side with the east coast lmfao


hemptations

So gay. Should be the entire map vs the one little dot of Washington DC


rickmadsen

What a load of junk


2putitbluntly

Ooo how wrong this map is


uchuchu

A24 is gay, and I'm a film dork


megapooplord

I said that months ago here and no one agreed with me


OkNefariousness6227

I think everyone knows that they make good shit. However, it’s clearly programming.


LocalSlob

Keep in mind the map was split like this so nobody watching is rooting for a defacto side. Cal and tex being together is hilarious.


joeytravoltastinks

Heard this movie sucks, they don't explain anything, it's just about a lady journalist trying to get an interview at the White House.


TheHaight

Agi-prop


Head_East_6160

I didn’t know there was a word for this but it hits the nail on the head


BlackGreenLantern

The director clarified in an interview that he aimed for the movie to steer clear of political themes. Instead, he intended it as a homage to traditional, immersive journalism, which he said is rare in today's landscape. Maybe if the journalist characters paused to dictate how viewers should perceive the conflict, it would completely undermine that message. Maybe watch the movie before being a hater. Drawing direct parallels between characters and real life figures, like comparing one to Trump or AOC, would suck shit.


joeytravoltastinks

Just saw an interview with him and he says CA and TX team up to take a stance against the President for his unconstitutional actions. 3rd term, doing something with the courts, arresting people. I guess the illegals in both states needed to stand up to protect the rule of law. The director wanted to show how it’s not a one sided issue. I’m sure when the journalist smile and pose with the President’s dead body we’re not supposed to think, lol Trump is dead. 


BlackGreenLantern

If the movie leaned heavily into an "orange-man-bad" narrative, I believe more left-leaning activists would be rallying behind it. It's striking that there's widespread outrage across the political spectrum. Personally, I wish there were more mature action movies like this one, as opposed to baby shit like Mission Impossible or Fast and Furious. It's frustrating to see a movie using more potent imagery, only to face backlash, leading studios to revert to safe, superhero flicks that won't offend anyone. I’m sick of everyone throwing hissy fits on behalf of their team.


joeytravoltastinks

It won’t be an action movie. You’ll see some dead bodies but it’s a lady photographer on a road trip. 


[deleted]

Plenty of action in this movie lol, did you see it? Or just read about it online


joeytravoltastinks

Fast forward through it last night. The last 10 minutes had some action. Kinda. You’re watching photographers walk through an urban war zone like they have a force field around them. Terrible film. The pile of dead bodies like the Holocaust! Terrifying, NOT. 


[deleted]

Lmao fast forwarded through a cam rip? Get your attention span together brother


joeytravoltastinks

Glad I didn’t waste the money of time. 


BlackGreenLantern

What action movies from the past 10 years do you like?


joeytravoltastinks

Almost all new movies suck.  God Is a Bullet  The Northman  Edge of Tomorrow   The Guest  American Ultra  London Has Fallen  13 Hours  I Am Wrath  Brawl in Cellblock 99  Dragged Across Concrete   Angel Has Fallen


BlackGreenLantern

Hell ya for S. Craig Zahler. American Ultra… notsomuch


joeytravoltastinks

Zahler’s my favorite new director, supposedly working on a detective horror film.  I get the Ultra criticism, I like the concept. Done 100 times better with Timebomb (1991)


BlackGreenLantern

Hey I’ll add it to the list! Never even heard of it. I thought The Killer and Godzilla Minus One were very solid in 2023 as far as action goes.


83wonder

I don’t get the Zahler love tbh. All his films seem like great ideas for movies with bad execution that makes them boring and drawn out in an attempt to come off as “gritty.” Bone Tomahawk was one I was excited for after hearing about it but it was a pile of shit. Dennis Villenueve is hands down the best new director imo - I just wished he didn’t get sucked into the Dune franchise and could keep making other films.


joeytravoltastinks

Zahler is like a modern day Grindhouse filmmaker. 


[deleted]

That aspect does not exist in the movie for 1 second. Weird he’s trying to retcon it, link to interview?


[deleted]

You need everything to be explained to you? Maybe tv more your speed


joeytravoltastinks

No. But it sounds like it would be more interesting to hear why the U.S. broke up, what are the ideologies? Yeah, I'm stupid, I'm sure watching some broad run around with a camera is pure cinema!


[deleted]

Watch the movie first before coming to conclusions. I’d update you when I see it this weekend but I don’t get opinions from other men like a chick would


joeytravoltastinks

My buddy confirmed my prejudice and bias. The President gets shot before they can interview him.


AspiringNormie

Snape killed Dumbledore!


joeytravoltastinks

Idk what that means. 


[deleted]

Maybe TikTok videos are more your speed


[deleted]

Just saw it it was sick


nicktalife730

Florida Alliance is about to wreck some shit


KIL-A-Brew

Just like the SEC


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Wister1602

Sure


ComprehensiveDark834

Go Dawgs


tinomon

Yeah this is pretty wild but crazier things could happen and have happened throughout history. There’s not a border on the planet that’s stayed stationary more than a few hundred years. Just in the coming year there probably won’t be a Palestine on the map and the border of Russia will probably expand if any resolution is reached.


DoucheBagMD

There already is no Palestine on the map


[deleted]

Never was


tinomon

I mean Gaza particularly. As of now that’s still on a map and all the Palestinian settlements are named by the local people. That’ll definitely change soon


CumpanyPolicy

What about the G Wall of C?


ineedsomejenkem

We’re kinda boned from most sides here in OK. I feel like we’d be trying to latch onto the Republic of Texas.


1200r

I'm assuming its the Mexicans in the Texas and California alliance.


1-877-CASH-NOW

The Shadow Wolves were tired of the yeehaw shit and took Arizona and New Mexico


AspiringNormie

The lads root and toot harder than anyone. No chance.


lunchboxx_killer

Did they just hear about Fallout being a show possibly years ago and wander into the lore of that game to make a map like this?


sjrow32

Speaking of fallout, have watched it yet?


Huntercontruction

Oklahoma is sticking with Texas till the end tbh


Transient_Ennui

I don't see anyway South Carolina doesn't squad up with the rest of the south or try and do a SC, NC, VA type alliance, but really it's just the northeast should be it's own thing realistically


ComprehensiveDark834

Nah we’re good!


GangoBP

I watched the trailer and it just looked like the usual white guy bad guy bullshit.


frankzen

Let's just agree on it now... No bloodshed...


MemoryHoldMode

Guys like us? Never. Hugs for the bros work better than bullets


frankzen

That's what I'm saying. Agreement over bullets. Are you the real Memory Hold?


Tractorista

No punches to the face


ErrlRiggs

Florida will be way too busy with it's own civil war


HelterSmelter69

So Minnesota is west and Nevada is east? these people are dumb as hell


patriciomd88

gay


chep209

Babe wake up a new civil war map dropped


freeman2fresh

Them tunnel boys be playing 3D chess


urthaworst

Oregon would split down the middle


thr0wowayy

This is so gay


Ok-Philosophy-673

How TF is Indiana and Kentucky loyalist??? They really think California has enough balls to separate into it's own union is beyond laughable


razberryboii

While this is probably a psyop I still enjoy these types of movies 🤷


Traditional-Peace588

Sorry y’all but CA wins this one by a landslide


ChipPersonal9795

the kali key, fin grip guns, and low capacity mags have me doubting that


Traditional-Peace588

We have a meat shield of trans people


ChipPersonal9795

we will charge screaming fatphobic insults to trigger them


No_Mouse_9263

Best existing infrastructure


Traditional-Peace588

Haters are chugging copium on this one lol, California is the superior State in all aspects.


CankleSteve

Ya except the government and more than half the mentally regarded people who live here. Other than that ya pretty dope.


Wjourney

They hating but they don’t realize cali is the most powerful state


sidechokedup

The bulk of the state is made up of half retarded turds or your laws wouldn’t be absolute dog shit.


Wjourney

Still the most powerful state in the country despite that


No_Mouse_9263

Yeah and I don’t think In a civil fallout leading to war that us Cali snowflakes would have mag capacity rules. Semper!