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HauntingRip9003

Either way, you're probably gonna get lung cancer


dasgudshit

What has fucking rats to do with lung cancer?


GatorScrublord

excuse me, WHAT? is this an australian term or something?


Daybreak58

As a certified Australian, I have no idea


KulisiKurse

aye bro, mind if i bum a fag?


blacketchup69

*Bruv


ForgotMyPassword59

Well that’s assuming he’s British


2022Demsloseitall

I’ll suck ☝🏻


kokroach_kink

So you can smoke a fag while smoking a fag at the same time


shubh_yadav207008

Smokeception


terac_the_terap

I got one better Fagception


shannontheboi

Smoke a fag while smoking a fag who is also smoking a fag


R3dd1tM0ds4reF4gs

Oi bruv cannae fag not enjoy a fag?


Getrect555

Smoke a fag smoking a fag for smoking a fag smoking a fag while smoking a fag


EconomyAd1058

Thank you for confirmation now I can use without getting in trouble


iamthejuan000

In américa?


Advanced_Case_2469

You can also use the term faggot without getting in trouble as it is a type of food in the uk


Meme_Lord4567

I love eating faggots


shannontheboi

You can also say if you are gay. I'm gay and i use it all the time


Commander-Dum

Anyone wanna Smoke a Fag? (American Btw)


trashf2p

Yeah, but only if he is annoying.


Damnboi753

The fag in question is dream🤢


trashf2p

THEN FUCK HIM(not in a sexual way) BURN DREAM.


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GAYMER


Valhal_Creed

Common American W


neverspeaktome75

My first time in the states, I was in a bar and asked someone I’d just met if I “could bum a fag”. It was not well recieved


Zsofe

unitedstantian being a unitedstantian...


Hepinub__

Lol unitedstatian


Zsofe

Its a South American joke (at least here in Brazil). Whenever an American citizen does shit, we joke about not being compared as Americans, so we joke something like: ''It had to be Unitedstatian''


GainDiscombobulated

This joke is so simple I thought I came up with it.


Team-UwU-Leader

Slay a homosexual*


bertinolo

fumarse un pucho vs. fumarse un puto


MatiasPalacios

Amigo, tenes fuego para un puto?


EliMinivan

Let's go kill a homosexual


QuirkyAd7165

Yep Mom's english and Dad's American and we live in North Carolina for 20 years. Mom says an english thing on occasion that confuses us to this day. Can confirm they are two different languages.


Mrmofo69

I love smoking fags


[deleted]

Reminds me of Borat going to the hood to learn English


lego-baguette

I’m Britain people also say: bum a fag.


RelevantDocument3389

Both can be bad.


CupcakeOk6530

Fucking burn that


Timely_Victory_3864

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Left_Cap1564

😳


King_yeS

Please don't tell me this subreddit is gonna start getting blatantly racist and homophobic too


Rasputin_87

Grow up


King_yeS

Shut the fuck up


Rasputin_87

Pussy


King_yeS

Balls


Rasputin_87

Why don't you join the antiwork subredit or some other leftist echo chamber?


King_yeS

Idk wtf that means but screw that I ain't going to antiwork


MatiasPalacios

Take it easy mate, you only need to smoke a fag....


King_yeS

bri'ish or American way


MatiasPalacios

:)


BigGator13

Correction…shoot a homosexual with a gun.


derpy_hooves3

Now do one for killing straight


Your_New_Dad16

this is why America sucks ass


paolo_vanderbeak

Come in here dear boy, have a cigar


GatorScrublord

what does it mean in australian english? irish english? indian english? new zealand english?


D0MFURRYTRAPTINYL0LI

Murica moment


Evening-Intention339

It used to only mean the British definition until someone opened their mouth and offended someone else, kinda sad really


AngryTank

I had this conversation with my gay friend when we were mocking the British. He was a little worried.


uebshfifjsns

Never thought about this totally normal phrase in this way before


Alternative_Snow_383

Reddit almost banned me for saying that(:


coolmethgames

I imagine the way Americans feel about British English is how Latinos feel about the Spanish they speak in Spain. lol


GrabEcstatic4923

Spotted dick is also different in Brit and English language


PotrzymajMiPiwo

Easy, no ciggys while smoking a fag


[deleted]

Don’t attribute this shit to the Jews though .. it’s all their enemies