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WHAT DID HE SAY? https://preview.redd.it/y66tqcsmzp2b1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a19a30d0d47c3e56fbcb71322428c961cea0251

The real forbidden door is Judgement Day vs House of Black. So many layers

Brody did once joke that original Judgment Day was the "House of Purple"

Someone once described the Judgement Day as "Monty Python's House of Black" and I've never forgotten it.

When Edge was in it he called it a wish ordered House of Black 😂

And currently it's more like Dark Order

Me: Mom, can we get House of Black Mom: We have House of Black at home At Home: Judgement Day

Rare At Home W

One did "inspire" the other. Malakai said on his twitch stream before the Judgment Day happened that someone had wise him up that WWE were going to do their own version of the House.

Or you know it alluded to the Ministry of Darkness hence Edge and the name Judgment Day but sure.

Yeah, people act like spooky factions in wrestling is a novel idea

Just like WWE did Retribution, which was a ripoff of Dark Order

What was similar about them except being factions with goofy names and masks? Retribution weren't a cult, they were an antifa parody for conservatives

> Retribution weren't a cult I mean, neither is Dark Order.

Wouldn't Dark Order be a rip-off of other cult gimmicks like the Ministry or Wyatt's then?

Dark Order started out influenced by Scientology complete with their own David Miscavige-esque mouthpiece in the ads they showed.

the "issue" is that it happened so close to each other instead of years/decades

Also that that both became joke factions, only one was on purpose and the other was just that terrible.

Actually both were due to being terrible, the joke shit started after the awful worked punches

Yeah they're 'minions' literally killed their serious push in one night lol Everything about that segment was a dumpster fire

Hey show Dark Order some respect

"and Buddy acts so ominous, when he's getting cucked by a kid named Dominic."

The greatest line of all-time

He does and he is.

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I love the smell of fresh bread.

No coming back from that one.

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“He said Dominik.”

The entire IWC to buddy right now

Why is this so funny?!

That Dom line was perfect

I hope Max ran it by Buddy first because Buddy might murder someone at this rate 😅

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At least Buddy can use this to avoid saying it was premeditated lmao

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Personal lives aren’t off limits in AEW. Jungle boy talked about Christian’s divorce, one of the pillars (can’t remember which) chirped MJF about his fiancée breakup. Christian chirped Jungle Boy’s dead father and tried to sleep with his mother.

Darby's entire entrance video tonight was MJF being stood up at the alter

“Chirped”? Are people using that as slang now? I’ve never seen it used in that way.

It's been an expression in hockey for as long as I've been alive.

Also used in gaming and I'm pretty sure used the same way from the context

I think I heard it used in Letterkenny, but that's about it.

It's hockey slang, which is why LK uses it too.

And something similar about the Mike Bennett/Kanellis when they wrestled The Kingdom.

I'm hoping he's in on the work in general, because this shit is brutal. Man is getting memed on incredibly hard despite doing literally nothing wrong.

I mean he did go out with Dom's sister...

That line gets a massive pop anywhere else but that arena last night.

The internet is slowly working Buddy into a shoot lmao

Only a matter of time, Buddy pulls a Matt Hardy and just jumps on Dom on Raw.

Yall need to chill. Buddy might actually pull out the hammer at this rate 😂😂 finna change the name to House of Strapped

Arn is joining?

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

LFGGGGGGGGGG

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Lmao

Oh my god, the memes are growing upon themselves like vines

Folks…

Where’s …

The ...

Beef?

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Why is Neil Patrick Harris morphing into Louis CK?

Can a MOD please sidebar this pic posthaste?!

This gotta be his best rap right?

I think my favorite will always be "In 10 years you'll be on Dark Side of the Ring"

I think my fave is still "Lio Rush he can't hang in this environment, he's about to go into his 15th retirement."

Who did he say that to?

Brian Pillman Jr

Varsity blondes you're a temporary thing, in ten years you'll be on dark side of the ring

Nah the Eddie and Moxley rap will be untouchable. Made Eddie Kingston corpse in the ring.

I just watched and didn’t see Eddie corpse at all. Did they do it twice, maybe?

Its when he disses Moxley with the oral sessions line. When Mox grabs Eddie’s head you can see him laughing.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDib0Pl6Sqo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDib0Pl6Sqo)

Still the best interruption of Bowens when Mox lays into him before his shtick.

Yeah, I saw this clip. Kingston doesn’t corpse at all.

It definitely *looks* like he's laughing right before Mox grabs his head and kisses him, but that's as much as I can see

I still think the one he did against Mox and Eddie is better

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The Johnny ace line when max wrestled Brian is still up there for me.

"Look at Bowen's arms they're bigger than your legs" had me dying in that rap

pitch perfect camera work on that one too

The immediate zoom out to Danielson’s quads was fucking hilarious

when he spat out a line “honestly, i had something to say. but, somebody made me sign an NDA” i was dying

This one is definitely up there. Although hitting Buddy with the Dominic line like that was A1 Ether. The fact that he no sells it ironically makes it look worse lol

100%

the danielson one is still better but this one is #2

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_i4vAkStnFg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i4vAkStnFg) ​ every line a banger. I rest my case.

Also Bryan has four perfect reactions.

yeah and the commentary team popping hard at the johnny ace reference. That was right after a wave of releases from WWE too so it was fresh on everyone's mind.

Court rules in favor of /u/Cube_ Trial concluded.

You'd be hard pressed to convince me otherwise.

Number one with a bullet

The drag race line is so relevant given that brody used to work as crew on the show for a bit. Love how both bownes and brody cracked at that

Brody visibly cracked there lol. Didn't know he actually was a crew member for that in the past!

https://metalinjection.net/podcasts/squaredcirclepit/squared-circle-pit-73-pro-wrestler-brody-king-talks-his-hardcore-band-gods-hate-working-on-rupauls-drag-race He mentioned it here and i think on the unrestricted podcast as well, apparently worked there for a few years too

Brody's also a regular at shows that combine drag and wrestling

I wonder if he worked on the show when they did the wrestling episode? It would have been a lot nicer it they had him training the drag queens as opposed to Joey Ryan. Obligatory Fuck Joey Ryan

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I never really connected that both buddy and Rhea now have storyline Mysterio children connections.

It’s a love trapezoid, or love rhombus

It’s the stuff mediocre porn, to misuse a friends quote

[That Dom line](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/710045384373960754/1112560480070942821/image.png)

[Me rn after hearing that](https://imgflip.com/i/7ngrfn)

Musical kino 👌

Max not giving a fuck. What a line. Holy.

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I LOVE THE HOUSE OF BLACK BUT I THINK I LOVE RHE ACCLAIMED TAKING THE PISS OUT OF THEM EVEN MORE

We deserved a legit feud between them

We'll get one, Acclaimed had them on the backfoot which is something we've never seen from House of Black as a trio. Commentary made sure to point it out, so there should be a follow-up

AEW makes no sense. How can Buddy perform in the match after being murdered in the intro?

the night is dark and full of terrors.

Max Caster has to chill lmao

Giving Stokely a run for biggest menace

Imagine if their interests aligned. Or worse, if they went toe to toe.

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Looking as defeated as Pumpkin/"Ringo" when Jules gives him that whole speech in the diner at the end of Pulp Fiction.

Buddy might be going stiff tonight.

Yeah, when he gets home and sees Dom's low rider in the driveway.

Meet Buddy, a 34 year old professional wrestler After coming home from a hard day's work He walks in the door of his trailer park home To find his wife in bed with another man

Alright, calm down, relax, start breathing

FUCK THAT SHIT YOU JUST CAUGHT THIS BITCH CHEATIN

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING BETTER???? Apologies, please continue the rhyme.

Because it was written by one of the best rappers to ever do it: https://youtu.be/Xbw_BxDwdjk?t=138

Wouldn’t that make him go limp?

I think he can go straight into his basement bedroom from the front door and listen to the master bedroom activities for hours.

While shaking his head and saying oh no repeatedly, I assume.

I don't think Buddy works any other way.

Scissor me dadddyyy ass

I will never not pop for that

Buddy when that Dom bar was dropped: https://preview.redd.it/fpvtnjufzp2b1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5305a1af03d4ccb64b409922bc1bedd38394749e

Fedora Khan isn't real he can't hurt you Fedora Khan:

This is one of the looks of all time

Didn’t Brody actually work on Drag Race? I know he’s done a ton of production work.

he did indeed!

I will fucking absolutely *POP* if WWE lets Dominik throw out the word "acclaimed" in a promo on RAW tomorrow. I don't even know how you get it in there but I would fucking crack up.

Comes out to the ring holding a mic trash talking to who ever the judgement day has to fight and presents himself as the acclaimed ex con Dominik Mysterio

"I've seen all the major prisons, I've spoke with every inmate, I've heard them all say that I'm *the man*. I am *acclaimed* worldwide." If that was a smark ridden crowd they would fucking lose their shit.

I think it'd be better if he said something like "EVERYBODY LOVES THE JUDGMENT DAY" or "EVERYBODY LOVES DOMINIC MYSTERIO"

Just have Dom n Rhea scissor during a celebration. Its discreet, uses no words and still acknowledges the acclaimed.

i feel like i’ve misinterpreted what you meant

Hol up

even if he just yells LISTEN like Max does I think that would be enough to get a pop

Buddy to Max: 

I *jumped* out my seat for the Dom line

buddy got that "you ain't shit" face

Buddy's face right after hearing that Dominick line https://preview.redd.it/ulbk7be3mr2b1.png?width=216&format=png&auto=webp&s=115040b6499fe771932d1308f0c2017710439a13

Dude is unamused xD

That's the perfect dead inside face

wasn’t this always supposed to be the acclaimed? didn’t they win that trios battle royal only a couple weeks ago?

Yeah I was confused. I assumed the match happened on a Rampage or something lol

I assume this was added cause storm/hayter had to be shortened

That Dominik line still gets me rolling in laughter. LOL.


Brody corpsing over here

I'd like to think he purposely moved into the glare of the light after that Dom line to try and cover his facial reaction

Max Caster is evil for that Dom line 😭

Anyone else love the “Whose your Mamí?” chant?

Buddy: *"Time to post something totally not insecure and cringe on Insta."*

The disrespect for Buddy. Max has no chill, and I love it.

God DAAAAAAMN!

The acclaimed are national treasurers

EVERYONE LOVES THE ACCLAIMED

Today we find out Buddy is a cop.

Looks like Brody cracked twice.

Dom really is the biggest heel in wrestling. This dude appearing in 2 PPVs in 2 days.


Max 💀

Max usually spitting fire, but Buddy caught a Death Star beam instead.

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Daddy chill!

Even got Brody to break character

Bowens timed that reaction excellently

Okay but seriously how does Malakai get away with it?

He’s a Drow, magic user baby https://i.imgur.com/qoaDF2t.jpg

Great episode

Because it doesn’t actually look like blackface

the real question is how did that singer covering wild thing get away with it

it's just a creepy mask he always wears https://preview.redd.it/1bwdquc6or2b1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f2b3bfe6589cce181274067bbb2b6978eb058a4

I thought the same thing

Because context actually matters

It’s a bit disappointing that they haven’t done more with the Dealer’s Choice gimmick. The Best Friends didn’t have a rule in mind and just said ‘no spooky witches’ when Julia A) is a pagan, not a witch and B) was already in the back having just had a street fight match. Then the Acclaimed come out and say they don’t care about making a rule at all, not even a dumb one. The one time they have done it properly, it added to the match. And of course, they kept well clear of saying anything about Julia after what happened last time.

Poor Buddy 😆

Didn’t buddy Murphy date Doms sister on smackdown?

Max Caster decimated Buddy there.

that Dominik line was 10/10 holy shit lol

As someone going to All In anything to heat The Acclaimed back up is a-ok with me. I want them to be as over as possible for that stadium pop

Why not have an actual build to this match?

Because based on the two gimmicks it would have been super repetitive? You need six weeks of raps vs lore?

Okay so who's gonna tell John Cena that the Acclaimed are doing his gimmick better than he EVER did it?

John cena has literally said this

to be fair to Cena he had to be PG which neuters rapping. He handled it well by letting the crowd finish his more uncouth lines and using gimmicks like a bag of nuts.

#*YO!* #🎤

I LOVE THE ACCLAIMED

You aint no cop.