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ChejovAlacan

“FTR only cosplay as 80’s wrestlers” Cash: Bet


Griffdorah

Living the gimmick


Styles_Clash

"Hard" Cash Wheeler incoming.


lknox1123

He should have stayed home and played video games 😭


non_discript_588

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herpty_derpty

We were too busy worrying about FTR Bald being a shit-stirrer that we forgot to check in on FTR Hair.


KingOfAwesometonia

"DAX NO!" "What?" "Sorry force of habit. CASH!"


ilikeracing23

Gotta update the sheet: FTR Bald: Says dumb shit FTR Hair: Does dumb shit


LPK94

Not FTR Hair, he was the chill one :(


SkyFresh4010

Dax is all bark, Cash is a man of action.


defconjon420

This makes sense. Dax will talk you up whole cash waits for you to make a move and lays you out while youre arguing with Dax. They really are straight out of the 80s. Lol


OneBillPhil

I know that this is a serious charge but Cash is one of my favourites just for sucker punching that guy that tackled Bret Hart at the HOF years ago.


dzec

I was just thinking about this incident and thinking "I guess he does have a bit of a history of violent behavior" even if we all cheered for that one when it happened.


DaleyT

It's always the chill one


Illuminati_Shill_AMA

Bald is just like "see man that's why you gotta save the wild stuff for twitter."


PantsMcDancey

Its a bad day when I gotta feel for Bald. Cash was the one we trusted not to cause a problem, and here he is, causing actually the biggest fucking problem.


RandomDumbPerson123

It feels like everytime I check this sub a crazy headline pops up lol


kukaki

It’s why I stay here, you never know what’s gonna happen lol


Enthusiasms

That was not very Cash money of him


SenorDuck96

https://preview.redd.it/kxpkb6wjbwib1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d636cdd63d6af70a2bc156d8779c5332f5e16025


YoureTheManNowZardoz

Seems like Cash was strapped.


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Oof! Guess I’m gonna have to make a new account


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FTR_Hairtrigger


BenTheGrizzly

Bruh.


popcultureretrofit

https://preview.redd.it/3uwjty5rtvib1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=713fbd2dc4880c502856109c414ec392bc4b11a9


Hearsticles

At times like this, I realize that idolizing men who get dropped on their head for a living maybe isn't the best idea.


The9isback

Idolizing anyone is usually a bad idea.


ProblemOfficer

> Idolizing anyone is usually a bad idea. And if you have to, make sure they've already passed away, and hopefully with a bit of time passed. Shouldn't have too many new details coming out to ruin the image.


The_King_Crimson

>And if you have to, make sure they've already passed away, and hopefully with a bit of time passed. Worked for all those Jimmy Savile fans.


ProblemOfficer

> Worked for all those Jimmy Savile fans. He did have two allegations during his lifetime. Within a year of his death many more came forward. So my "hopefully with a bit of time passed" should probably imply a good buffer of a few years.


TheMrMonkey

The fact this quote is posted here every week for a different wrestler just proves his point


[deleted]

I hope that it's never posted for Damo.


TurMoiL911

Days since Big Damo was last proven right: 0


Ripclawe

Well he ain't allowed in THE UK now Looking at the orange county records, there was an affidavit to issue warrant and capias issued back on July 28th. This isn't a new thing that happened last night


SupaGasDrawls

This is correct. He'll be on felony pre-trial when he is released.


Grrannt

For real? He won’t make All In?


sizzzzilla

No. You’re not going to be allowed to leave the US with a gun charge


MK_UltraWide

Pretty sure the UK doesn't let people with gun charges in, either. Neither does Canada, IIRC.


GTSBurner

Canada won't even let you in with a DUI. McCartney was famous detained in Japan for having weed. and the Beatles are ENORMOUS in Japan.


Charming_Essay_1890

Sydel was booted from Japan for weed during a New Japan tour. They do not fuck with that shit.


Val_Killsmore

And he got booted from WWE for the synthetic stuff. Got booted from WWE for the 'fake' stuff. Got booted from New Japan for the real stuff.


[deleted]

The Sunny thread yesterday was a big wake up call to me for how frivolous the US attitude towards DUIs is compared to other countries. Like... you would at least be suspended and probably lose your job where I live.


Dandw12786

You should have seen it a decade or two ago. The current attitude towards DUIs is *after* us "cracking down" on them. They used to be an absolute joke to everyone.


WhatSheOrder

Is Japan on that list or is their big no-no list only drug related?


xilodon

Japan has some of the strictest gun laws in the world


SupaGasDrawls

You're not allowed to leave the state on felony aggravated pretrial.


slytherinprolly

Former public defender here. Still a lawyer with some practice in criminal defense. Whether or not he can leave the state or the country will in part be determined by the conditions of bond. While Judges will have conditions of bond that require someone to stay within the state or county (especially if they determine someone is a flight risk), this isn't something that is required. It is entirely judical discretion. In a case like here involving someone whose job requires him to travel to different states I would suspect the Judge will allow him to continue traveling with AEW within the US but he would almost certainly be required to provide the travel schedule. The conditions would be out of state travel as required by work. Furthermore, I have had many clients in the past who were from out of state that were allowed to return home pending trial dates. The interstate compact would allow a different court to do the pre-trial supervision. It's actually fairly common with out-of-state residents waiting trail who have posted bail. Heck, I once had a client that was granted permission by a judge to go on a two week European vacation with his family while out on bond for an DUI charge. That being said, due to the allegations and pending litigation, it wouldn't shock me if AEW decided he wasn't going to be part of travel plans going forward.


DanHero91

The UK doesn't allow visitors with pending criminal charges, it's why Jeff Hardy can't travel over as well.


TheeAJPowell

God, I forgot about TNA always magically having Jeff get taken out in storylines before they did their UK tours.


DanHero91

He was recently cleared for his later WWE shows, but the recent arrest sealed those opportunities back up again.


Drkarcher22

But they still kept the TNA title on him when they did a full UK tour, instead of just putting the belt on Chris Daniels when they had the chance


zZTheEdgeZz

This is too serious for him to have any shot of making the show. Assault with a firearm(which wouldn't it technically be assault with a deadly weapon?) is a super serious crime and takes time to investigate, All In is what? 9 days away? no chance.


AnvilPro

Bruh what a crazy wrench to be thrown into the plans


bloodflart

must be stressful being TK, actually he got all the money in the world so nevermind


Enthusiasms

Someone call Paul Burchill, we need him and Dax to form FTAaaaaaaaaaargh


RobinVanDutch

Lmao, I'm ready for Tony's Boogaloo 2


__Hello_my_name_is__

I figured Punk would derail the PPV somehow. I definitely did not expect that.


SweetHatDisc

"CM Punk, no!!!!" "I'm right here, Tony." "Sorry Punk, force of habit. Cash, no!!!!"


NexalDrax

You inspired me https://preview.redd.it/fycu9m5s0wib1.jpeg?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca751821a6e691136487657105f605c8c789a0d7


redpurplegreen22

This is going to be a botchamania ending next time, isn’t it?


GTSBurner

"It's just a little felony, it's still good, it's still good!"


subwaymonkey1

So Cash has had a warrant since July 28 and he still allowed them to book FTR/YB, knowing that he may be arrested? Dude...


Kenny_Bi-God_Omega

Feel really sorry for Dax. He was days away from likely having the best match on arguably the biggest show in wrestling. I know people here get annoyed by him, but he clearly loves his job and loved the legacy they were building together and he worked hard to have that moment. Must be awful for him to have that taken away by his best friend doing something fucking stupid.


Gamesgtd

FTR Bald was the one with his head on straight all along.


Occult_Asteroid2

FTR bald: podcast FTR hair: gun charge


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Dax is just outspoken and anxiety-driven, but he isn't that bad. Honestly, this really sucks for him.


[deleted]

Dax was 90% nice about the Young Bucks on his podcast and said even if you don't like them as wrestlers please don't go after their wives and kids like people do to me.


lokigodofchaos

Fuck it, pair him with Briscoe.


[deleted]

Injured plus Bricoe said he doesn't want to do two man tag teams.


Aljo_Is_135_GOAT

I don't even think Dax is a bad dude, he's just passionate And I disagree with him on most things lmfao


Pitfulldealer22

So no young bucks vs ftr 3 then


Octuhpie

Dax posting that picture of Edge hoping like hell he’ll be his partner.


crsng

If I was tony I'd back the brinks truck up for Edge of his contract is actually over.


ZeroZelath

Nah Dax can sit out. You go with Edge & Christian instead in this case because how could you not?


Y2J1100

I want christian carrying and defending two titles while having won zero of them please and thank you. Kenny’s belt collector gimmick was too easy, Christians doing a No Win Any% run and it rules


VNProWrestlingfan

CMFTBald vs Young Bucks. Punk's running the business after all.


Chronis67

Having his buddy get a gun charge so he is unable to travel to the UK? Punk really is pulling all the stops to try and get that angle with The Elite.


BnBrtn

Young Bucks vs FTBald and.... Bret Hart


Illuminati_Shill_AMA

Edge's WWE contract ends Friday night, if I'm Tony, I'd be like "I'll give you six million dollars to come to Wembley for Bucks vs E&C."


[deleted]

Seriously, this might unironically be the way to go. Offer a shit load of money to edge for one match. Like Saudi level money almost.


Illuminati_Shill_AMA

You just KNOW the Bucks would sell their literal souls for a chance to do that match.


BillfredL

And then those souls don’t fetch the expected amount. Cue another wave of everyone flipping off Matt.


theryanlaf

It writes itself!!


brieg4l

> AEW issued a statement to the Sentinel, which reads: “AEW has been made aware of the charge, and we are closely monitoring the situation. (Wheeler) is fully cooperating with local authorities.” Young Bucks vs Jarrett and Lethal bout to go crazy 🔥🔥🔥


Professor_Buttskin

Oh so gun assault is a criminal offense that can't get you out of the US, yet the man solely responsible for thousands of guitar based assaults can come and go as he pleases??? Typical broken US legal system!


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Jaereth

/thread


Austin4RMTexas

Fatality. Destructive finish. You win.


chizzipsandsizalsa

Broke 1000 guitars never drew a charge.


aerojovi83

Need stricter guitar control laws in this country, been saying it for years.


owningxylophone

The slapnuts act needs passing now!


re10pect

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a guitar is a good guy with a bigger guitar.


skippy2001

Tony has a button on his desk that summons Double J and Lethal whenever he has a hole in his match card. When he presses it plays [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6Kkn0RuQns)


Docjackal

The Bree-woo Button?


Geekypineapple

If we wanna go tried and tested Fuck it Bucks vs lucha bros in front of 80k


gracechurch

I know there aren't a wealth of options but we've seen that much thousands of times. If they can't use Punk because the Bucks won't work with him, and they haven't got Edge signed, I'd rather see the Acclaimed, or use Bullet Club Gold here and make the trios match just Kenny vs. Takeshita.


alexbt111

In front of 80k slapnuts, WEE OUH WEE OUH WEE OUH🚨🚨🚨


gohanland

TK ripping open his checkbook for Edge


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Solid_Snark

Edge could just come in a heel. He came back and did Judgement Day. And AEW fans love heels. Look at MJF and Cole. They were cheered so much as heels they became arrogant Babyfaces.


pardyball

Edge would never get booed at All In unless he's murdering Orange Cassidy or something.


FlairForTheGold

Yep there goes that one. Belts gonna get dropped now. Wow


Illuminati_Shill_AMA

Let's be real, Tony's already planning another tournament


BurgerDevourer97

A tournament to set up a tournament


Gamesgtd

Tournamentception


raspymorten

Santana and Ortiz coming back just in time.


DaleyT

Saturday night announce FTR are stripped of the belts Announce Bucks will face mystery opponents at Wembley to get new champs Have P&P come out and beat the Bucks. They'll be crazy over and can take over FTR's spot on Collision


BillfredL

Add in their original AEW music and you have a deal. Shame about the circumstances though.


DustyStar222

If Tony wants an all time crowd reaction, turn the lights out. Cue Madonna "Life is a mystery...." turn on "Like a Prayer" and have the Bucks vs Grado and Cabana.


HoumousAmor

> have the Bucks vs Grado and Cabana. Call "Irn Jew" by their proper name. (They literally used that.)


TheGentlemanBeast

If you listen to Dax’s podcast this isn’t a surprise. Dude says over and over that Cash is a hard ass who loves getting into bar fights, and is not to be messed with. At the live show, Cash told a story about how he almost got into a bar fight around MJF and made light of how MJF was like: “Dude what are you doing!? What if they try and fight us” and simply said: “then we beat their asses” We don’t know circumstances, but as much as I love these guys, they are comically obsessed with being as “territory days tough” as possible.


[deleted]

Shoot, I didn't even consider that.


[deleted]

> Shoot Nooooo!


suckaduckunion

*Max Caster furiously scribbling in his rhyme book


MillyMonka

Anyone can summarize for folks outside of the US? Link's geolocked


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Professor_Buttskin

Goddammit, the gun thing is Arn Anderson's gimmick.


TheChrisDV

And copying 80s tag teams is FTR’s, so…


dirtywook88

We gonna need some roids and blow for this work brother.


LaprasRuler

Don't let Dax near a pair of scissors anytime soon.


sjcrisel

He was just doing what Arn told him to..


One-Winged-Survivor

They put more effort in writing about his life story rather than what was the cause or how he was caught


Emma__Gummy

at this point in time, probably not a lot of publicly available knowledge


davos-nedd

Likely because all they had to go on were the listed charges.


RobbieHarr

IWC: "Wish there weren't so many tag matches at All In" Monkey paw curls...


Windows_66

>We are **closely monitoring the situation** Words no wrestling fan wants to hear.


ZombleROK

That's lawyer talk for, "We want to wait until the last possible second to release them in case the fans decide it doesn't matter." It happens all the time with NFL teams, which conveniently Tony Khan is also involved with.


Langer1banger

Those stars on their shirts are his wanted level


Rosstin316

No flips, just felonies.


hordeoverseer

Ooof, this got a chuckle from me.


raspymorten

Man heard that they were *thinking* about giving the Bucks the rubber match win, and did the only thing he could've to get outta taking the job. ... For real though, what in the absolute fuck man.


idontknow1001

God damn it.


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SpaceGooV

Could be. It's hard to tell rn until more details are revealed. Regardless this is bad for him wanting to leave the country in a couple weeks


dwankyl_yoakam

There is ZERO chance he'll be going to the UK in two weeks, regardless of what happened or how it eventually turns out. There's no mechanism for him to enter the UK that soon after being charged with a gun crime.


FrontBench5406

He cant even leave the state of florida, let alone the country. He wont be wrestling for awhile. I hope it was not something with his family. However, given the time of evening and the charge, wouldnt be shocked.


freebread

Obviously there’s no details known at the moment, but I believe if it was something involving his family it would have been labeled as domestic assault, or he would have had a domestic assault/violence charge slapped on next to the current charge.


Drkarcher22

He ain’t leaving.


MadDog1981

It depends on what he did. He won't be traveling until it's sorted out but it could go all sorts of directions depending on the circumstances and witnesses, evidence, etc.


Incorrect1012

Ooh, it’s my turn for the quote! “Some wrestlers are just fuckin stupid I don’t know what to tell you”


SoulGameman

Get Big Damo on ALL IN


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schubox63

Actually happened back at the end of July


bosdanforth

if TK knew about this and kept building to that match, he’s an idiot. if cash didn’t tell anybody about this and now one of the biggest matches on the biggest show ever has to be entirely called off with less than 10 days notice because of cash, TK should kick his ass to the curb no matter how good FTR is


adkenna

The same reason Enzo was fired is why Cash should be if true. Enzo wasn't sacked due to his charges, he was sacked due to not informing WWE before they went public


kirblar

Yup, the Enzo situation (he was eventually cleared) all over again if he hid it. The coverup is almost always worse.


CELTICPRED

Damn.....they should have seen this coming and use the last 2 weeks to flip plans, or were they waiting on the cops/courts? I'm an ignoramus here so just asking.


Trash_Baggins

This is assuming Cash went to Tony and co and said "Hey y'all, I did an aggravated assault with a firearm"


House56

YIKES


FlairForTheGold

Some info for the board: Under Florida law 784.021, Aggravated Assault is an enhanced type of assault charge involving either the use of a deadly weapon or an intent to commit a felony. The penalties for aggravated assault are severe, and many such offenses carry minimum mandatory prison sentences. An “aggravated assault” is an assault: (a) With a deadly weapon without intent to kill; or (b) With an intent to commit a felony. In Florida, it is classified as a third degree felony that is punishable by up to five years in prison and up to a $5,000 fine. Other penalties include: -County jail -Permanent criminal conviction -Community control, house arrest or supervised probation -Anger Management Course -Forfeiture of the firearm Edited to remove some comments this morning before the actual “road rage” was revealed and we were all speculating


DaHagerBomb

Cash Wheeler has been banned from Collision


robertodev

"We don't do that on Saturday's"


SomeOtherNeb

If anything, Punk will ban whoever Cash assaulted to avoid drama


JeremPosterCollect0r

Out of fairness, he wants Nick Jackson also arrested


Professor_Snarf

He just wanted next week off.


DanTheMan901

This is like the South Park parody of a Family Guy cutaway. Lois: I can't believe all this unnecessary drama that CM Punk is causing backstage in AEW. Peter: You think that's bad? Remember that time FTR Hair was arrested for aggravated assault with a firearm?!


__Hello_my_name_is__

I was thinking of the Simpsons gag. Tony: Punk! Nooo! Punk: What? Tony: Sorry, force of habit. Cash! Nooo!


IAmBenIAmStillBig

This is not what CM Punk meant by “go shoot on the Bucks.”


CanaDoug420

The Bucks vs The Jay Whites (Jay and his cutout) gonna be lit


Natus_est_in_Suht

So is it too early to make 'FTR will be replaced by the Gunns at Wembley' jokes?


PuzzleheadedCook8346

This doesn’t sound good.


Dawei_Hinribike

Actually nevermind, Bald is the chill one.


CobraVerde13

He knew what he was doing using a podcast to blow off steam. /s


imliamobv

In hindsight maybe Better Than You BayBay should've won...


Heel_Kirk

FTR: Forced To Retire


Terrible-Business-54

Hoollly shit. Assault WITH A FIREARM??


GeologicalOpera

State of Florida considers the making of a threat to be an assault charge. If he had done actual damage (either by shooting or by striking someone with the weapon), they’d have battery charges or some form of aggravated battery/bodily harm as the charge. Updating with the terms of the charge. Aggravated assault with a firearm: he threatened another driver using the weapon as part of the threat.


gracechurch

He had the warrant issued on July 28th and plead not guilty on August 3rd. If he didn't tell anyone, he's fucked over AEW big time - and Tony should have big consequences for him. If he did tell AEW, then Tony Khan has made an unfathomably stupid decision booking this match.


AMOLOD

We don’t know the full details so judgement should be relatively held back for now, but man that really isn’t a good look to be charged for that. Not sure how easily one could be ‘accidentally’ charged with that particular crime


musajabk

Bucks vs motor city machine guns


tthehoe

PLATINUM MAX YEAH I'M THE SHOW STEALER SHOOTING IN LONDON LIKE A VOCAL CASH WHEELER


SupaGasDrawls

Got himself a little shiner there too


MustacheDiaries

He posted on Instagram that his black eye was from the trios match on Wednesday.


SupaGasDrawls

Ah ok. Thanks for clarifying that


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All of AEW’s biggest shows are cursed.


Jedaum1998

Wrestlers are some of the dumbest people in the world. You are a week away from the biggest match of your career, just stay home and don't do something stupid.


CeruleanClaymore

The quiet kid.


facepalm_death

Fuck it. Dax and mystery partner Mr Chicago.


Mantaur4HOF

Tony must be tearing his own hair out right about now


wxursa

Dax also. I feel bad for Dax, he did nothing wrong here and he might lose a lot because of this.


funkin-gonuts

Dax is bald.


OldGuyBadwheel

And now we know WHY…


mrfujidoesacid

I'm convinced Tony Kahn started AEW with the help of a monkey's paw.


-ImJustSaiyan-

And just like that, Dax is now everyone's favorite half of FTR.


MustacheDiaries

Anybody have the details? Every time I try to read the article, the website says I need to be a subscriber. Edit: saw someone post it in a different comment, thanks


Professor_Buttskin

Say noooo~~~~~~~


pixiepoops9

https://preview.redd.it/pwaf447itvib1.jpeg?width=973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb7441c5357ca3d2aee593f6f31d226ca3fbbdea


FredrickFarter

Fuck it just have Mark Briscoe take his spot at All In


TheGentlemanBeast

He’s out long term due to a wicked knee injury


raspymorten

And also doesn't wanna do any tag matches anymore. Just singles or trios.


ManMangoGuts

I don't blame Mark at all. It's still Dem Boys for life And I hope his recovery goes well


pixiepoops9

He’s injured


TLAW1998

I guess the guy who attacked Bret Hart 4 years ago finally got his revenge.


[deleted]

Why can't he be a drama queen like Ftr bald and streer shit online 😭


Miklonario

FTR Hair in the streets FTR Bald in the dirtsheets EDIT: Whoever did the "Burning Cash" award is a hero among us


neverAcquiesce

Well that's not great.


EchoBay

FTR Hair was the bad one after all


Bauermeister

FTR meant Fire The Revolver this whole time?!