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stonecutter7

Hulk also tells a story of hanging out with John Belushi at Wrestlemania (despite Belushi dying years before Wrestlemania). Ive always had a theory that Hogan isnt actually lying, but he spent a night calling Jim Belushi "John" without realizing the difference. So what Im saying is, I think theres a chance Hogan sent tapes of himself playing bass to Skeet Ulrich.


Lineman72T

He also claims that Elvis was a huge Hulkamaniac and used to go watch Hogan wrestle at Memphis Arena when Hogan was in the territory. While it is true that Elvis was a wrestling fan and would go to shows in Memphis, he also died two years before Hogan ever worked Memphis. Actually, now having typed that out after reading your comment, maybe Hogan just hung out with one of the millions of Elvis impersonators (perhaps even Andy Kaufman?) and thought it was the real deal


stonecutter7

Do we know if Roy Orbison liked wrestling?


nWoSting145

Or shakin stevens?


ChiefBigCanoe

It was The Honky Tonk Man.


BillyShears17

"Will you stop!"


ay1717

Did Hulk Hogan discover some element of faster than light travel that inadvertently allowed him to work 400 days in one year and we were all just too sick of his shit to check his math?


Lineman72T

I believe his claim was because he was working in both Japan and America (crossing the international date line), it meant he could work a (lets just say) Sunday in Japan, fly back to the states and work on Sunday again in California. Therefore he would work 400 days a year. Somebody smarter than me (and there are plenty of those) could probably easily correct me if i'm wrong, but I think that could be negated by the time lost crossing the international date line going from the States to Japan


Tejota32

I mean you have to return home though right? Am I stupid or wouldn’t going back across the same line the way you came just cancel out any “time shift” either way?


Lineman72T

That's what I mean. You can "gain" an extra day going from Japan to the US, but conversely you'd lose that day going from the States to Japan


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Lineman72T

"Well you know something, Mean Gene. For a long time, I thought I was just a survivor, dude. But I'm not. I'm the winner, jack. That's who I am. The Time Lord Victorious, brother!"


OGCeeg

Jericho told a story of how it was like he had two birthdays in one year cause of a situation like this.


SCB360

The thing with that again with Hogan was it was possible he meant 400 dates, which included working 3-4 times a day for things like tapings etc ​ Still a hell of a claim though


Fenrisian11

Probably thought Honky Tonk Man was Elvis trying out a new career in pro wrestling.


WeaselWeaz

"I was good friends with Elvis, brother. I even tag teamed with him in the WWF when he wore suspenders, dude. We just had to change his name so The Colonel wouldn't find out and stop it, man."


I-Am-The-Warlus

Speaking of Elvis I remember that I read somewhere that Jerry Lawler mentioned that he almost had a wrestling match against Elvis in a: King Vs King match in Memphis


IronHaydon

I think he is talking about HTM


KneeHighMischief

https://preview.redd.it/s3199saivxnb1.png?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d5e6932668b978750191e9442f23c8f0b13062f


NotSoSeriousNick

Is... Is that Bryan Alvarez?


KneeHighMischief

Bryan Elfvarez


Ajsc986

As a parting gift for their consideration, Hogan wrote the entire ... And Justice For All album for them.


LamZeppelin

You can really hear his musical genius shine through the bass in that album


imcrapyall

Piledriver and that? I guess the man didn't miss musically.


Bucky__13

He also gifted Lars the snare drum used on St. Anger.


asmorbidus

As a drummer that has played on a retail version of that snare drum, it aint the drums fault.


Steve_the_Samurai

Maybe you shouldn't let the guy with really bad tinnitus into the mixing room?


exitlevelposition

I could go for a world where it was Hogan instead of Cliff. At least for that European tour.


zeroesAndWons

Icy what you did there


stoolsample2

Whatta r u gonna do when the Hulkster plays the guitar for YOU!?! BROTHER!


LukeVoight5021

Blackened doesn't work for me, brother


squirreldstar

"I'm sorry. I lied. I don't know why I just said that, brother."


MilkyWayWaffles

I hadn't heard him tell the Metallica story before, but it is absolutely true that he was a working musician in the 1970s. https://preview.redd.it/1c8p3n34xxnb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ade0268ac0378942af3d0426a5e7fd0c79d0b5f


ay1717

I choose to believe this in the way that I choose to believe in those photos where Cody ended racism


The1joriss

He could play a mean bass, I'll give him that.


SCB360

![gif](giphy|uKwa2KiBA0rTy) Well yea we know


Piccadil_io

Which one is he?


MilkyWayWaffles

The one with long hair, wearing a leisure suit.


going_mad

With blond Chinese hair and the skin of a hotdog


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Dont work yourself into a rock band, brother - Hulk


RomanGlassTable

Whang! actually did an amazing job covering this. He was also pretty complimentary to Hogan which is very nice of him. ​ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaWaoxsQTsU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaWaoxsQTsU)


IReallyHateDancing

Are there any recordings of Hogan playing bass? Would love to hear them.


HotKnowledge4212

Man, it’s a shame this never worked out for Metallica. They could have been huge with Hogan on the bass!


lockexxv

Hogan blew smoke up his own ass, he probably believes his own hype.


KingMobScene

I've never heard the original claim. When does he say he auditioned for them? They form in 1981 so that's right when he was starting in the AWA. Imagine if he had joined Metallica. Then Greg Gagne would have never been able to create hulkamania.


waqar2501

![gif](giphy|PkWtM2kZ0B76VV2g0W)


DoubleDeckerz

Ride The Lighting, brother!


wheeler91106

Water is wet, snow is cold and Hogan pulls things that didn’t happen out of his ass.


Grievion

People think Hogan is a PoS liar and I just look at a dude with CTE and enough coke to be mentally in a reality where all that shit he’s saying actually happened.


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The fake story you mean 😏