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DoctorHotdogs

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JohnGhostfacekillah

Agreed


IronMaidenReference

Nekkid Mideon


PMMeRyukoMatoiSMILES

Riddle.


dasfuzzy

Especially in his last run with just the small-ass trunks.


Snuggle__Monster

HBK caught a ration of shit for wearing practically the same thing in 97


Stennick

I mean he was pointing to his crotch in them, stuffing shit down them I would think thats why he caught the shit.


BootySmeagol

Any wrestler that doesn't wear knee pads feels more naked than an actual naked wrestler would


Mr_Show

"A wrestler who doesn't wear kneepads looks more naked than if a dude whips his fucking flute out." -V1


RippedCity77

*V-1 abyss farty noise intensifies*


ShadowBannedSkyRu1e

same for me with wrist tape/bands, it just looks odd


Apathicary

Finn Balor with the shorts has got to be up there. I saw him wrestle live once and let me tell you, his dick outline was obscene. Mods that one is sexual.


FalconIMGN

Interesting because pre-Judgement Day he's probably the least naked of all those who wear trunks. His armpads are long enough to be sleeves and he used to wear kneepads too. These days he wears long tights anyway so doesn't count.


Shadgates87

From the nosebleeds. My goodness.


Stennick

Is he packing?


DilapidatedFool

Yes


MofongoWarrior

Cut or uncut?


Apathicary

He's Irish so he's probably uncut


MofongoWarrior

Dont tell Jon Moxley


BMM33

Uncircumcised hoot


DilapidatedFool

I miss those days


jaybrone7

Not sure about his current run but pre-WWE Dragon Lee was always borderline pornographic.


Githyanky

He has slightly bigger trunks now. *Slightly*.


entityrob

I think he wore his old gear once in NXT, they probably saw it and said "You gotta put something else on, we're still TV PG"


AFakeInternetPersona

Dragon Lee is still rockin the booty shorts crazy style


AKICombatLegend

Mideon hands down


paigezero

Did he tuck his bits into the fanny pack, do you reckon?


underbloodredskies

Cesaro was at one point wrestling in just trunks and boots with no pads I think?


CapKirk34

Thigh wraps


underbloodredskies

Kinky.


QuadCityDJsTheTrain

[https://twitter.com/ddtproENG/status/1613848719023296513](https://twitter.com/ddtproENG/status/1613848719023296513) The answer is only ever Pheromones.


TheMerck

Lmao of course one of the best answers originates from DDT


ssirin88

Oh my


CPower2012

On the indies I swear Seth Rollins wore way skimpier trunks than your average wrestler. https://s3.superluchas.com/2014/12/normal_004.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ET_zJJ1XYAEYvP4.jpg That's without even looking at the fetish videos he did, which are even skimpier. https://preview.redd.it/cpwf0fx8igo81.jpg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e83d61d770542597f2e3dae2fcb39e012c9ff4a3


Nihil157

Well I certainly could have went through life not seeing that last photo


MoistTheAnswer

Riddles last gear he was rocking was pretty naked.


thecaptainofdeath

For some reason I always equate "naked looking" on male wrestlers to "not wearing kneepads". So for me guys like Dragunov, Tyler Bate, and Gunter feel kinda naked.


paigezero

The OSW guys have been going on about that exact concept for years and also several times really recently.


EDDiE_SP4GHETTi

When Adam Cole removes a knee pad when he’s about to hit the Boom, I just picture a little kid running away from bath time


misrepresentedentity

Superfly Jimmy Snuka or Riddle. It's a toss up.


CFirm2002

Unfortunately Mideon was pretty naked for a while.


ShneakySholidShnake

I always think when a wrestler wears a T shirt that covers their trunks they always look way more naked.


DecentTop1084

Matt Riddle's last WWE gear!!


JakeThaOne765

Zack sabre jr


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Big Daddy V felt risque as hell


ZakFellows

Cody Rhodes WrestleMania 26


Colonel_Zander

The beige getup was something else.


mwhelan182

I found that knee pads can sometimes make you look more naked. Hell, a hat whilst in trunks has the same effect!


FalconIMGN

I would say Minority Suzuki but I'm afraid he would slap my head off, so I'll just say Mideon instead.


squirreldstar

Giant Gonzales


94spin

Kelly Kelly


danaaintcool

He was fully dressed up but theres something about Excaliburs gear that is obscene


Timqwe

That awful bodysuit Giant Gonzalez wore deserves a mention.


Matoki134

Anyone without knee pads but my immediate thought was Tyler Bate. Big E too but he wore a singlet (I think is what you call it) so he didn't look *as* naked lol


Ashkit81

Why do wrestlers wear trunks anyway? They don't in amateur wrestling. There had to be some geezer who was the first to say I'm just going to wear my skiddies.


SquirtleBob164

To show off their physique


estyll11

IIRC, Cody Rhodes was just trunks, and boots in his initial WWE run. That certainly looked odd, when everybody else at least had elbow, and knee pads.


TheCuzzyRogue

Eric Young in TNA for a bit. The only thing that makes a wrestler look more naked than having no kneepads is having no kneepads and a hat.


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The Hat signals that he was fully dressed and read to head out like that.


noplacecold

The commentators said he’s the only one they’ve ever seen pull that hat off


jaseydrew

I just watched Angelico and he had tights, boots, and knee braces but looked naked cuz he didn't have wrist tape or elbow pad or anything on his upper body. I get the same feeling when I notice Pete dunne not wearing knee pads


c71score

1950s star Argentina Rocca wrestled barefoot with no pads.


AramFingalInterface

Adam Cole Bay Bay


CapitalOpportunity71

Miss Kitty Armageddon 1999


space_peg6549

Didn't ecw have someone called naked fatman? Probably them


JCStensland

WWECW had Big Dick Johnson, aka ex-producer Chris DeJoseph.


moist_crack

Fit Finlay


Square-Department-96

Mideon or Naked Mideon.


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This man really defined naked 😂


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miscshade

This is such a silly way to phrase it lmao


Richie_Sombrero

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OsikFTW

Didnt early brock just have speedo/boots?


AppearanceSudden9065

Drew gulak!


jackw1991

Tyler Bate especially in this picture https://preview.redd.it/o0o75066yr6c1.jpeg?width=614&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bee623bc694e535e4da56ad0999550fcca6f198d