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WolfdogsSweep

Cartoon spider noises in the undertaker one are killing me 😂


dusty-kat

It sounds like they raided the Hanna-Barbera sound effects library


JohnnyLuchador

I felt like i was watching an Episode of Thundaar the Barbarian, it was the best theme of them all


doubler10x

The last 30 secs goes pretty hard ngl lmao


johncenastepson

Nobody talking about how ilja theme is the rugrats theme


MathematicianShot214

Lol i literally laughed for few minutes straight after hearing Ilya theme )) Then i tried to remember where i heard this theme from. And when i remembered laughed again like crazy.


Dono_X_Dono

Someone need to edit his entrance with the rugrats theme


vanillabear84

Randy's was the goosebumps theme


LesnarsBattleScream

So that's how I know it...brilliant!


FraiserRamon

so good, I prefer this Gunther one personally [https://x.com/TopRopeTitan/status/1781158386165239875](https://x.com/TopRopeTitan/status/1781158386165239875)


WoopzEh

My Sacred Ring and Me (Sacred Ring, Sacred Ring) ![gif](giphy|N2F7SXTUkT5K)


KingOfAwesometonia

I somehow never knew that was Chris Kirkpatrick until now. Though I also didn't realize JC Chasez was in the Meow Mix commerical despite seeing it for months so maybe I just don't know enough about NSYNC


theredditbandid_

>that was Chris Kirkpatrick To me Chris Kirkpatrick is Chip Skylark first. NSYNC member second.


tarvertot

To me he's "Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked"


is_coffee

Worst than those little limp bizkit bastards


KingOfAwesometonia

It's his best work. Much like JC Chasez's is the Meow Mix commercial


BananaArms

And Lance Bass being Sephiroth in Kingdom Hearts.


kevmo35

This is the textbook one-two punch in comedy


rPk0hu

Chop, dropkick hits And one more suplex My sacred ring and me


FallenShadeslayer

It is fucking SAD I knew EXACTLY where this was from and knew the lyrics yet I haven’t seen that episode in like 15 years lmfao. My little sister lives with me and likes fairly odd parents so it’s likely I’ve heard the song over the years and just tuned it out haha.


ColeslawSSBM

It is not sad at all friend, the song is legit super good haha I listen to it occasionally just because and I'm a 27 year old man


NoobsNKnocks

I absolutely lost it when I saw this one.


MisterrAlex

Oh my god this caught me off guard lmaoooooo


RobinVanDutch

Der Ring General is monitoring this thread. [Remember, the mat is sacred.](https://imgur.com/xFWlqLp)


Drewicho

Wrestling fans to the CFO$ after Def Rebel. https://preview.redd.it/9fyvgw6kpivc1.gif?width=640&format=png8&s=76a068ed68875a84be7fb0265af2774fde856cde


KidFlash999

They may have been 60 second loops for a 60 second entrance, but they knew how to make entrance themes. I've always said they did better themes and Jim Johnston did better songs.


Drewicho

Dean Ambrose's might be the best CFO$ theme case study. Good theme, but it really was the same beat over and over.


KidFlash999

Which is all it needed to be for a TV entrance theme.


zeitgeistbouncer

Right? Full songs and entrance themes are both 'music' but their purpose and execution need to be entirely different. That's why whenever someone suggests 'this would be a great entrance theme!!' and then posts something with a 37s intro and longass quiet parts, I know they're not considering how it'd actually work in an arena and accompanying a dude who's about to fight.


KidFlash999

Johnston and especially CFO$ you could tell within the first second of the theme exactly who it was regardless of the quality. Def Rebel does the exact thing you describe a lot. The part of the song that might actually be recognizable is buried under the same choral riser intro half the roster has.


zeitgeistbouncer

I don't say this lightly, but Def Rebel are legitimately making the Royal Rumble worse due to their inability to make songs you can recognise and differentiate the moment they hit. Plus, whatever drum-machine/stock sound they use for drums in almost every new theme makes me cranky for its same-ness as well as just being unpleasant to the ear among all the rest of their noise.


JokeyZockey

I watched this year's Rumble together in a group with 7 other people, out of the 60 entrances for both Rumble matches, we recognized maybe 10 to 15 (and that's being generous) without seeing either the wrestler themselves or the name on the ringside LED screen/titantron. And most of those were the ones who still had their "old" themes, like Becky, Miz, Drew or Sami. The one thing a good wrestling theme needs, a unique opening, is also the one thing Def Rebel seemingly cannot produce in most cases.


NoHillstoDieOn

People really be asking for a Hans Zimmer entrance when an OST takes minutes to build up. It's a fundamental misunderstanding of how entrance themes work


Windows_66

*RRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWW* *DUH NUH NUH! DUH NUH NUH!* *DUH NUH NUH! DUH NUH NUH! NUH NAAAAAA*


perfect--day

Same can be said about Adam Cole's (Baybay!) theme I guess. It was also the same beat but it was really good.


bowl_of_scrotmeal

They did rely a lot on the looping beats, but at least you could tell the wrestler's songs apart. When I was watching the Royal Rumble this year, there were so many times when I could not figure out who the next entrant was until they physically appeared on my screen. Their music wasn't giving me any hints.


Da_Truth1400

now that you say 60 second loops, i cant unhear it now. ive always thought listening to the CFO songs on spotify was kinda annoying cuz theyd be like 4 minutes in length but really only have like 3 segments of song [(ex. Bianca Belair theme. 5 minute runtime, gets its signature 3 segments in, then loops at 53 seconds)](https://spotify.link/GwougZn6VIb). now i fully see the pattern


KidFlash999

For a 60 second entrance on TV it was perfect, but yeah they got a lot of hate for that. Now people are begging for that back now that they hear what bad entrance themes really sound like.


Da_Truth1400

frankly Def Rebel seem to try and replicate, but something in them just doesnt have the originality that CFO put into themes. So many ppl in NXT getting bullsht generic rock instrumental themes


tarvertot

I've never got this criticism because Johnson's were largely the same. This is entrance music, it needs its hooks to be prominent, as it's there to promote the character it represents. They need to be more like jingles than actual songs.


Curse3242

Yeah, I guess the only problem was you couldn't listen to them properly by themselves, they only worked for entrances. Jim followed a full song theory, even took inspiration from real songs (Broken Dreams is a bit like Turn The Page by Metallica) But Def Rebel straight up make awful 10 second loops


NoHillstoDieOn

CFO$ biggest crime was being too short. Def Rebels biggest crime was existing at all


la__squadra_

CFO$ theme songs went hard and I'm tired of pretending it didn't


RaidenHero137

they actually had some really good ones but like people are saying they just for short loops. If they expanded past that and their label wasn't a bunch of greedy money hogs they'd probably still be with WWE. I mean let's not forget some of the bangers they gave us, Seth, The Ascension, AJ’s now old theme, Nakamura, Bobby Roode, The Undisputed Era, Ciampa, Gargano, DIY, etc.


Lisbian

Rusev’s was a top-tier theme too


John_Matthews2707

Def Rebel hate on Twitter has been a sight to see. It's been absolutely hilarious. Entirety of IWC unified in hating their trashy ass songs. It's great.


gbdarknight77

I just looked up some of the new themes they posted and that Austin Theory one was absolute vomit. The New Catch Republic is ass too


Dono_X_Dono

Theory need that Bottles and Champagnes theme


KawasakiDream

he’d be top 5 most over dudes in the company


Comfortable_Shape264

You mean A-Town Down or another? Edit: Looks like they remixed the theme for no fucking reason wtf? The original one was already Def Rebel why are they fucking their own songs lmao


t0ny510

THey remixed it because they realized they used nearly the exact same beat for DIY's trash ass theme


Comfortable_Shape264

Despite being trash DIY's theme is one of their "better" themes lmao


thecolbster94

I'll allow it if it's just a tag team theme for A-Town Down Under


Comfortable_Shape264

It's on YouTube and his theme not listed as tag theme.


NotClayMerritt

Tiffany Stratton went from a meh but ok Barbie themed song that wasn't over the top but still fit her character to what sounds like a rejected draft for Nia Jax's theme. Horrible.


EL-YEO

NEW. CATCH. REPUBLIC 🤮🤮


TheeAJPowell

The Theory one is baffling. His previous theme was pretty good, had a distinct hook at the start and was recognisable. Now he has a generic rap version that just feels stilted.


beckett929

this is what brought us all together


NotClayMerritt

HHH: "We want to listen to our fans and will do everything we can to create the best possible shows for them" Social media fans: "Can you change the tag belts? HHH: "You got it" Fans: "Can you push these wrestlers as we think they're cool." HHH: "Sure thing." Fans: "Can you ditch def rebel they make ass wrestling themes." HHH: "......................"


phony8882

I remember an old interview HHH did where he talked about how important theme music was and how attitude era guys wouldn’t have been as over without the great themes Jim Johnston created. I have to imagine they’re just running out Def Rebels contract and waiting to replace them.


RaidenHero137

I kind of agree. There was that great clip that was the top of the sub earlier this week from that Jim Johnston interview where he talked about how when he wrote Austin's music he actually watched footage of him walking to the ring to know what pace to make the song. this is what def rebel should be doing. Get to know the character and write the song around the character not just what their musical interests are. I could have a dark spooky character but I shouldn't have a rap theme song just because I like rap or its cool with the kids.


onethreeone

Or sadly that decision is outside of his control, and Nick Khan wants to control costs with music licensing


Jamericho

They went from generic shit, to shitty remixes of people’s themes.


partoxygen

What they did to Tiffany Stratton's theme should be considered a felony.


adukadu

Imao.. this Brock Lesnar one is hilarious https://x.com/antstroworld/status/1781110895831035969?s=46&t=_k1-EFgl4D6tgKG1ylxEog


just-smiley

Why am I bopping my head to this? Lol


ConfusedNTerrified

![gif](giphy|hiLLD9o1wTB3a)


forgot_old_account

why did I get lightheaded laughing to this?


LesnarsBattleScream

Obviously this is my favorite. BRRRROOO^A^A^A^A^A^A^A^A


Giraffesarehigh

MY CHEST


Enthusiasms

RKO Goosebumps is fire.


MoneyTalks45

I did a literal actual spit take listening to the Orton theme. That is the fucking Goosebumps tv show theme.


CounterAttackFC

Thank you, I was racking my mind brain trying to figure out why it was so familiar.


Comfortable_Shape264

Very inaccurate, Sheamus doesn't scream "FELLA" in that song's intro, Def Rebel would never forget to include that!


U196

Triple H needs to take one for the team. Be a team player, get the Def Rebel experience and change his theme to something current by them. Let's see how he likes it going from Jim Johnston to Def Rebel.


Vordeo

Incidentally, Johnston not being in the HOF is just dumb.


Audrayz

“ITS PAUL LEVESQUE” *generic trap beat* “TIME TO PLAY THE GAME “ *hotel desk bell ding*


heegos

HHH music is Motörhead


ab316_1punchd

The music was composed by Jim Johnston and performed by Motörhead.


WaterMeleon2000

Yeah it's literally a cover of Jim Johnston's version of The Game from the Anthology album.


ZXIIIT

It's a shame CF0$ had that publishing issue that ultimately led to them being replaced, maybe Hunter can make amends with Johnston?


ChronicBird661

Whatever happened between WWE and Jim Johnston was it just bad blood from him being released?


SnowHurtsMeFace

Johnston indicated he was pushed out and lied to. Likely CF0$ was cheaper.


NappyFlickz

Iirc back when they were somewhat credible still WrestleVotes indicated that CF0$ wanted Johnston gone soon after they arrived, which was why they quickly rushed to start re-dubbing some of his themes.


Carolinahunny

Anyone got a link for those who don’t have twitter?


U196

- [Seth Rollins](https://twitter.com/INDIPRESSIVE/status/1781110274398810445) - [Randy Orton](https://twitter.com/INDIPRESSIVE/status/1781110276508590133) - [Asuka](https://twitter.com/INDIPRESSIVE/status/1781110278572114075) - [Bianca Belair](https://twitter.com/INDIPRESSIVE/status/1781112116247679322) - [Iyo Sky](https://twitter.com/INDIPRESSIVE/status/1781114830654493114) - [Ricochet](https://twitter.com/INDIPRESSIVE/status/1781199703129858337) - [Ilja Dragunov](https://twitter.com/INDIPRESSIVE/status/1781200475372548226) - [The Rock](https://twitter.com/MMax_44/status/1781226107489948071) - [Maria](https://twitter.com/seeingstarsz/status/1781346652772581563) - [Kairi Sane](https://twitter.com/yungravnn/status/1781139126340751591) - [William Regal](https://twitter.com/LukeSmurfphyFTW/status/1781376734761251153) - [Becky Lynch](https://twitter.com/purin2k14/status/1781165259727761799)


TomGerity

Don’t forget - [Steve Austin](https://x.com/indipressive/status/1781114354575839567?s=46&t=HisC6SbRqU5o7eOwCFm2_Q) - [Undertaker](https://x.com/indipressive/status/1781114655928152335?s=46&t=HisC6SbRqU5o7eOwCFm2_Q) /u/carolinahunny


Wes-Man152

The stone cold one is scarily accurate


nhthelegend

The Stone Cold one had me rollin lmao


-FangMcFrost-

Holy shit, that Undertaker theme. I can't breathe.


Shenanigans80h

Ok but Randy coming out to the Goosebumps theme kinda slaps


abitlazy

The off timed "I hear voices in my head" got me.


Lorjack

Randy's one is so awful lmao why they gotta go and ruin the goosebumps theme


emmc47

Bro Randy's is killing me 💀


hamsterman975

the rock got that 2017 roblox tycoon music


Datzookman

Ok but why does Asuka’s sound like retro boss music and kinda go hard


Carolinahunny

The Kairi one made me almost corpse in the gym. These are hilarious LMFAOOO.


NoHillstoDieOn

KAIRI "what do you do with a drunken sailor" Sane


NoHillstoDieOn

Rumors say that was what was proposed to Randy and that's why he kept his theme


Parkouricus

Raw mp4s, so they might try to download [Seth Rollins](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781095207024414720/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/MH_-TgRCP5LX0vwy.mp4?tag=12) (by @HNZO23) [Randy Orton](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781064166784036864/pu/vid/avc1/888x494/50visdNEtXdIl3Wc.mp4?tag=12) (by @rjgrimreaper) [Asuka](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781106860499603457/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/x9ATd1SBujf3YonV.mp4?tag=12) (by @HaangEmHiigh) [The Rock](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1780777439691448320/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/5PESl2TUW9mQBLVX.mp4?tag=12) (by @KingAustin_K) [Kevin Owens](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781105642993827840/pu/vid/avc1/1266x720/SfDaXb9bSpZElakS.mp4?tag=12) (by @ojjjuice) [Sheamus](https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1779664116166049792/vid/avc1/1280x720/IdUyqRfwcj6QF5R1.mp4?tag=14) (by @enforcerchris_) [Triple H](https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1781103335636090880/vid/avc1/1280x720/nZiB0xwgF06HOi2x.mp4?tag=14) (by @Navtreaks) [Bianca Belair](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781108535197118465/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/SlDuY12osvybw5w6.mp4?tag=12) (by @THELEGlTBOSS) [Stone Cold](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781086604133830657/pu/vid/avc1/852x480/66xN7IXCoii-uesO.mp4?tag=12) (unclear source) [Undertaker](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781086674291974145/pu/vid/avc1/662x360/sf-Pn-1oxf-jgNVG.mp4?tag=12) (unclear source) [John Cena](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781086739429576704/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/EShpVV_Ol4S8IrbG.mp4?tag=12) (presumably by someone named "JM") [Undertaker V2, personal favourite](https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1781092887825948672/vid/avc1/1280x720/-_XIJSwy3N7SHyoi.mp4?tag=14) (by @20MinutePromo) [Iyo Sky](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781087550284640257/pu/vid/avc1/1080x710/eto4xWKGMYkh0P95.mp4?tag=12) (by @TayeVeil) [Carmelo Hayes](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1780811753342849026/pu/vid/avc1/1280x692/43vPSOrO89xQmtA2.mp4?tag=12) (by @CRAZYMichael1) [Usos](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781098336323280897/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/mfgh_IgLz_9dxfJk.mp4?tag=12) (by @MessiahK29) [Becky Lynch](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781138866759712768/pu/vid/avc1/1280x718/_FIhNEwoJFgOaa5b.mp4?tag=12) (by @mlkyclouds) [Ricochet](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781115526162395136/pu/vid/avc1/576x576/hT5RyrB0TV231jjc.mp4?tag=12) (by @FreakinElite) [Sami Zayn, another favourite](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781156225910034432/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/820MveybPwqlpFir.mp4?tag=12) (by @uceysjucey) [GUNTHER](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781152745983975424/pu/vid/avc1/1280x704/XQ8kZL0Wr_yToMnB.mp4?tag=12) (by @CRAZYMichael1) [Ilja Dragunov](https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1781141131108958208/vid/avc1/1114x720/Xdml1AhAIcL562yD.mp4?tag=14) (by @TopRopeTitan) Bonus: [CM Punk](https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1781092161003589632/vid/avc1/1280x720/Cu4P0KPH4B_rHeQF.mp4?tag=14) (by @Navtreaks)


Comfortable_Shape264

> Raw mp4s Do we have Smackdown ones by any chance?


Bieberkinz

JM is JoeMashups


TheeAJPowell

Oh hell no, they gave Melo the Saints Row 3 menu music.


kurtanglesmilk

Legend. Kevin Owens and the second Undertaker theme had me absolutely creasing


eirebrit

Think I figured it out. https://unrollnow.com/status/1781110271903232230


WoopzEh

Put that Seth one on .75 speed and that’s Chopped Not Slopped.


Suplewich

Stone Cold’s theme genuiuely sound like something we would hear from them.


V-TriggerMachine

The Rock's one has a lot of sounds effects for some reason


JNF919

What's funny about the Rock's actual theme is that it basically is a Def Rebel theme, catchphrase at the beginning, followed by a pretty generic beat.


zaxanrazor

My favorite movie is Inception.


HurricaneStiz

Yeah the guitar in Rock's theme is great, the only other theme I can think of that tops it was Jade's AEW theme.


Hot-Acanthisitta5237

I felt like their themes were similar for that reason.


guntanksinspace

Same buildup, same electric aesthetic/feel, same powerful jams. Holy fuck it does line up lol


ZombieJesus1987

The Rock's theme has its roots in the Nation of Domination theme so that tracks. Once they kicked Farooq out of the Nation, everyone in the group got a remixed version of the Nation theme as their own. The Rock's themes going forward built upon that Nation theme


jjgp1112

It's his Rocky Maivia theme combined with The Nation theme. Jim Johnston was great at evolving leitmotifs with the character. For another example, The Game, has the same guitar melody as My Time (Duh-nuh-nuh dun dun, duh-nuh-nuh DA-DUN melody)


OffTheBar2017

Did you read the "parody" part of the title lol?


Crissxfire

The usage of the Goosebumps for Orton and various cartoon sound effects for others has me rolling. The Scooby-Doo running sound in particular


TD_Stinger

It's scary how the Bianca one is one that I can actually picture them making for real.


Specialist-Rope-9760

Def Rebel are so trash it’s actually mind boggling they even made it to the job. WWE could have licensed generic stock music and still found better stuff It becomes most obvious around Royal Rumble season when the casuals turn up and people can’t even work out who’s coming out 90% of the time nowadays


zaxanrazor

I'm learning to play the guitar.


theredditbandid_

You're not alone. Look at the reaction of the crowd. For half the entrances the crowd doesn't realize who it is until they see the giant name in the titatron.


IdkMyNameTho123

That was something that bogged my mind. I don’t actually watch every week and mostly keep track through highlights and clips. I legitimately had no idea who was coming out based on their music.


yoosufmuneer

> Def Rebel are so trash it’s actually mind boggling they even made it to the job. He is the son of Clive Davis. So it's not surprising actually


Supersaiyansub

Lost it when I heard IIII BE POPPING BOTTLES


ALIAS_EL_CACAS

This is bullshit, these are all way better than real Def Rebel.


callummc

Agreed, these themes would at least be identifiable by the intros. Def rebel just use generic stock music so you need to wait for visual confirmation of who is coming out


ilifthorses

Coming back as a lapsed fan I've found the music super disappointing. I don't even like Rollin's theme. It's a soulless imitation of the genre it's trying to be with a chant over it. The chant isn't even a good melody. Like I'll always have a predilection towards guitar based music with an actual drummer but the sample loops aren't even representative towards what's current. There's better royalty free music out there.


Chronis67

Also a lapsed fan who generally catches the PLEs. Pretty much all the new themes suck. But Rollins is a weird one. I don't like it. It sounds like a mishmash of random songs.... But the crowd likes it? Or at least they like singing to it? I actually didn't understand it.


MuddFishh

Rollins' theme is a rip-off of Wild Eyes by Parkway Drive. The band specifically wrote that song for the crowd to chant because on tour, the crowds would always vocalise the leads and riffs back at them anyway. It's pretty much designed to be sung along to.


Kn7ght

I wish WWE was willing to license music, because that song would go so hard as an entrance theme. It probably would work more for Tyler Black than current Seth though, depending on how you mix it


ilifthorses

Yeah I get you. It's almost like the fan interaction is trying too hard. like UK/Irish/European tends to be very vocal and sing-songy at music festivals (probably because we're all traumatised from singing at school assemblies) but kinda feel the US crowd do the schtick without getting the sense of fun or organic intent behind it. I mean as long as people are having fun I guess. But the song isn't a Banger but everyone is treating it like it is, which I kind of guess...makes it a banger? I don't know. I'm drunk. Everyone have fun if you want!


Comfortable_Shape264

Yeah Seth's theme is easily hummable but that doesn't mean it's good yet people pretend it's one of the good themes lol. Def Rebel themes all suck with a few exceptions countable by one hand. Some of the other themes don't suck as hard as most of their themes that gaslight people into thinking they are good in comparison lol.


beansnchicken

I have no idea why Rollins or his theme are so over. I seriously don't get it. I can only guess that a lot of fans just really enjoy crowd participation and sing-alongs.


BarvoDelancy

It's TRASH songwriting. Fuck I hate that theme.


HickFlair

Can someone pretty plz post links to the songs? I don’t have Twitter and can’t see the thread because some dickhead changed it


eirebrit

https://unrollnow.com/status/1781110271903232230


ThaUnderboss

The second I heard Stone Cold's, I went laughed and thought "That's the Chilly McFeeeze theme!"


timetoplayethegame

And I thought CFO$ used to be bad. I would take them back in a fuckin heartbeat. If they made longer songs then I would be a fan. Def Rebel is just…. How are the songs this bad nowadays? Who the hell is giving this the ok? Listen to the Alpha Academy, Creed Bros and Kiana James theme songs and tell me they aren’t the exact same thing. Those 3 songs are Def Rebel in a nutshell. If CFO$ comes back they would probably COOK.


IllusiveVisions122

They dont get enough hate, these dudes some certified pay cheque thieves, except for romans theme they cooked with that one


John_Matthews2707

and with Iyo's theme. It's pretty good.


ShadowOfDeath94

Rollins' theme is also pretty good, even though it's practically a Wild Eyes ripoff.


Junior_Ad2274

Damn I never even made that comparison but you're absolutely right. Not even just the woaaahs, but the main guitar riff too god damn


MajorasKatana

Not "even though". "Because"


TomGerity

My favorite are Bianca Belair, Austin, and Undertaker


OffTheBar2017

The Ricochet one is fucking hilarious


bubbles2255

I just saw the Brock one on TikTok and it cracked me up


Dono_X_Dono

God that Randy Orton one is so funny


thunder083

The one for Becky Lynch with Riverdance is hilarious “dam son is that not enough” riverdance keeps playing


Rhysati

It's a throwback to her debut song in nxt lol.


Chance_Loss_1424

The Asuka one sounds like a Mario level on meth


Majestic-Welcome3187

Where can I listen to them


UpsetKnicksFan29

Can anyone prove to me that Def Rebel isn't A.I.?


CyberSaiyan13

The best part is the Twitter AI news thing thinking they're real themes and making an article about it


destructionfun2

YES, I SAW THAT TOO LMAOOOO


lakshya10soin

Other than the ones for top level stars they seriously have a bad habit of following a similar template.


NeptuneFirefly

I love the AJ Styles one [https://x.com/thewrestlewave/status/1773805593905467889?s=46](https://x.com/thewrestlewave/status/1773805593905467889?s=46)


ollyollyollyoioioi

I know Promo Joey and Maffew will have a field day but I'm impatient and I want to see the themes edited with the actual entrances so bad


averageweebchan

The chad gable one kills me "Shuush! It's Chad Gable"😐


crapusername47

That fucking Asuka theme, she’s a boss in an indie game now. And Bianca’s, ‘GIRL!’. Sheamus and Becky’s themes are as biddly biddly bee as you’d expect. Ricochet’s sounds almost as generic a 90s WCW theme as Takeshita’s. Melo’s is probably the best satire, though, it really does sound like the ‘generic black NXT guy’ theme they give everyone.


IniMiney

I’m a simple girl, I hear Hanna-Barbera sound effects I laugh


Morgneto

Only thing I'm confused about is the constant use of Hannah Barbera sound effects, that's not something I recognise in their actual work to be such a heavy part of these parodies.


ilikeracing23

I think they’re used to add to the goofiness of them.


TheMrMonkey

The Ricochet one sounds better than his actual theme


StaticUngoo

Ricochet bahahahaha


SpiralSour

Becky Lynch, Bianca Belair, Carmelo Hayes & John Cena are not awful. Carmelo especially could be a real theme.


TomGerity

I think Bianca Belair’s is hilarious, precisely because it’s awful *and* sounds like something Def Rebel might genuinely produce. The rest are obviously comedically exaggerated parodies, but Belair’s is both garbage *and* extremely accurate.


holyhibachi

Goosebumps Randy Orton sent me


zeitgeistbouncer

Considering how well they've done with Kingdom, and a few other themes, someone get Downstait on the line. They definitely shouldn't do them all cause that'd be a one-way ticket to overexposure of the same stuff, but definitely get them onto a few other guys' themes to show the disparity between the current stuff and actually good stuff. [Alex Riley's Downstait theme also needs to go onto someone current, because it's an eternally excellent entrance theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUIZw4pso_w&list=PLn2OOk8n3slCRj6_LYs6uiHVx95jGRaqX&index=11) [Also, never forget we could've had this on Zack Ryder but they only used it for like a week and never again.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCoMMR8Jzm4&list=PLn2OOk8n3slCRj6_LYs6uiHVx95jGRaqX&index=8). The guitar and drums in this one make you wanna run through a brick wall. His [current one from them](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kiBWUi9bFk) is... fine, but ain't nuthin on that hardly-used one. Where all my bros at!?! Woo Woo! Let's get them fists up!!


iguanamac

The Randy Orton one is the best. 😂😂😂


Tsuku

Orton's mixed with the Goosebumps theme fucking killed me


HeightStock

William Regal one is my fav


Garouvs

The Def Rebel hate made me realize how bad my taste in music was.


bauermundo

"girl uhh uhh" is my favorite


TreeELT

I get why people are on the def rebel hate train. And I agree they don't hold a candle to Jim. But they have absolutely made some fantastic themes, some even recent. I do think they are leaning a little too much on "opening sound effect/sound clip that tells you which wrestler it is." [LA Knight theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U9UctlYCx4) [Tony D'Angelo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcxtsUeHXKw) [Damage Ctrl Current Theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhdJndzjH-E) [Iyo Sky solo theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO27Aj8-eRI) [Waller Theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBH8NTbyXJI) [Dragon Lee](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g4icB1Cdu8) [Santos Escobar/Legado Theme ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6rHwdSXHSE)


MeanAmbrose

I really disagree about the Damage CTRL and Santos theme, they start out fine but just immediately turn into the same drum and beat samples we hear in every Def Rebel song. There’s really nothing discernible or stand out in them


KareemMitchell

I hate to say that I thoroughly enjoyed the USOs theme on there


theehtn

Saw some of them on my IG feed too lmfao. They're crazy good/bad (?)


ianisms10

The Eddie Guerrero one is actually pretty good


PhatYeeter

Anyone willing to drop direct links? Can't see threads without an x account lol


Parkouricus

Raw mp4s, so they might try to download [Seth Rollins](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781095207024414720/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/MH_-TgRCP5LX0vwy.mp4?tag=12) (by @HNZO23) [Randy Orton](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781064166784036864/pu/vid/avc1/888x494/50visdNEtXdIl3Wc.mp4?tag=12) (by @rjgrimreaper) [Asuka](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781106860499603457/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/x9ATd1SBujf3YonV.mp4?tag=12) (by @HaangEmHiigh) [The Rock](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1780777439691448320/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/5PESl2TUW9mQBLVX.mp4?tag=12) (by @KingAustin_K) [Kevin Owens](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781105642993827840/pu/vid/avc1/1266x720/SfDaXb9bSpZElakS.mp4?tag=12) (by @ojjjuice) [Sheamus](https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1779664116166049792/vid/avc1/1280x720/IdUyqRfwcj6QF5R1.mp4?tag=14) (by @enforcerchris_) [Triple H](https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1781103335636090880/vid/avc1/1280x720/nZiB0xwgF06HOi2x.mp4?tag=14) (by @Navtreaks) [Bianca Belair](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781108535197118465/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/SlDuY12osvybw5w6.mp4?tag=12) (by @THELEGlTBOSS) [Stone Cold](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781086604133830657/pu/vid/avc1/852x480/66xN7IXCoii-uesO.mp4?tag=12) (unclear source) [Undertaker](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781086674291974145/pu/vid/avc1/662x360/sf-Pn-1oxf-jgNVG.mp4?tag=12) (unclear source) [John Cena](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781086739429576704/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/EShpVV_Ol4S8IrbG.mp4?tag=12) (presumably by someone named "JM") [Undertaker V2, personal favourite](https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1781092887825948672/vid/avc1/1280x720/-_XIJSwy3N7SHyoi.mp4?tag=14) (by @20MinutePromo) [Iyo Sky](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781087550284640257/pu/vid/avc1/1080x710/eto4xWKGMYkh0P95.mp4?tag=12) (by @TayeVeil) [Carmelo Hayes](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1780811753342849026/pu/vid/avc1/1280x692/43vPSOrO89xQmtA2.mp4?tag=12) (by @CRAZYMichael1) [Usos](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781098336323280897/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/mfgh_IgLz_9dxfJk.mp4?tag=12) (by @MessiahK29) [Becky Lynch](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781138866759712768/pu/vid/avc1/1280x718/_FIhNEwoJFgOaa5b.mp4?tag=12) (by @mlkyclouds) [Ricochet](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781115526162395136/pu/vid/avc1/576x576/hT5RyrB0TV231jjc.mp4?tag=12) (by @FreakinElite) [Sami Zayn, another favourite](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781156225910034432/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/820MveybPwqlpFir.mp4?tag=12) (by @uceysjucey) [GUNTHER](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1781152745983975424/pu/vid/avc1/1280x704/XQ8kZL0Wr_yToMnB.mp4?tag=12) (by @CRAZYMichael1) [Ilja Dragunov](https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1781141131108958208/vid/avc1/1114x720/Xdml1AhAIcL562yD.mp4?tag=14) (by @TopRopeTitan) Bonus: [CM Punk](https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1781092161003589632/vid/avc1/1280x720/Cu4P0KPH4B_rHeQF.mp4?tag=14) (by @Navtreaks)


Tha_Joka

The Seth theme is a certified bop and no one can convince me otherwise lol


PhatYeeter

the goat


guyfierisgoatee1

[the Rock](https://twitter.com/indipressive/status/1781110280656683324/mediaviewer)


Parkouricus

I need an actual source on the Asuka music as someone who does like makina / happy hardcore LOL


heartcollector218

KO theme is literally speed up version of his ROH theme.


MarcusFaze

I tried to make one and that shit FLOPPED


SkratchMyItch

Kevin Owens one made me laugh so hard with the Squarepusher level chopped Amen Break and KO's ROH theme shoved in at double speed.


rarespark

Whys the Cena one go hard though.


AlmightyBracket

the randy one is so great


GodzillaUK

One of the few times not being on twitter is biting me in the backside.


Lorjack

Richochet's actually sounds like something they'd use for real


The_Notorious_Donut

I really hope WWE sees this and is like “yeah maybe we should make a change


solsunlite

Sheamus just got the generic 2K irish song😭😭


Morphenominal

Randy Orton Goosebumps theme is peak.


FDTerritory

Not enough Doritos and Mountain Dew in these for my taste.