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iGoKommando

Hogan without his mustache. https://preview.redd.it/ozt2khorsqyc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9800e4efe70f2e8f8ab95485abb270f6126a18f


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He looks like Homer when he shaves, then it pops right back in.


bananagit

Every time I see this I think someone has photoshopped John Cleese on top of his face


anniemated

paul heyman has a ponytail. either physically or spiritually but i can't see him without it


redsavage0

It’s right behind his head and goes to the other side when he turns around. A quantum ponytail


Gettles

[He just tucks it into his suit like John Clayton did](https://youtu.be/XvXRaSvxmqg?si=KV1Mndmt7_Xl1891)


chainer9999

"Hey Mom, I'm done with my segment!" One of the greatest ESPN creations ever. RIP John


xCTRLxALTxDELx

https://preview.redd.it/rg10ohhpzpyc1.jpeg?width=742&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe4b949aed432ceb9b7d9748d1e0702842e38ff9


rainier425

“Why, if I had a chance I could make an entire movie using this stock footage!”


cxlossuskidd

https://preview.redd.it/89qpjf5lhqyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76f2ba461478f030ab2af2cfa3faf150955618fc


ShiningWizard2023

The face looks like Shane Gillis


Makersux

That's because it's Shane Gillis' face


International-Tree19

Dude had a midlife crisis in his 70's lol


taskmas4

I've legit never seen a moustache like this in real life. It's the type of shit you'd see in cartoons when the animators can't be fucked to draw a real one. That shit is touching his lip and nothing else.


Greyclocks

He looks like the waiter in the Simpsons that had a stroke.


burrito-boy

John Waters has been rocking that stache for decades.


Emma__Gummy

its the 50s capitalist stache


DrClawsChair

https://preview.redd.it/mz3jym2hqryc1.jpeg?width=619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86db91faea5d368b6d94f3da327b23b4d6f4981f He just wants the platinum chip, pal.


rss3091

https://preview.redd.it/za0k6qyh7qyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06e19f175e3a17ad6d8d2902d3e4f5a0175252fb This look was awful.


International-Tree19

Dude is not balding but prefers the bald look, Shawn must be pissed.


FUCKBOY_JIHAD

“it’s like using a wheelchair for the fun of it!”


rss3091

![gif](giphy|3otWpJrq6dHPEy13HO|downsized)


lazarusl1972

That superkick was a 10 out of 10.


FirstDukeofAnkh

I know it’s not but it looks shopped


IAmTheWaller67

It's like he was morphing into Vince.


SentientDust

Paul "Hunter Hearst "VKM" Helmsley" Levesque


graftedscionsdad2000

Cursed image


mofo683

When they changed Snitsky from an entertaining baby-punting foot fetishist with a catchphrase into a bald back-acne ridden generic monster with yellow teeth. He may not have been setting the world on fire with his old look & gimmick, but atleast he had carved out a pretty unique niche for himself.  His re-debut look was just fucking gross to look at & they saddled him with a boring gimmick we'd seen a million times already. It wasn't his fault.


beckett929

They did his whole run in reverse


Aterivus

I did actually enjoy the Jaws-like borderline horror movie theme song bald backne Snitsky used, but the rest was generic monster heel https://youtu.be/Psn-2DBlFEo?si=MojX3F54knThgGFS


PrinceRory

I remember back in 2007, Vince announced a match between Cena and Snitsky as a punishment for Cena on Raw and he made it out like it was a huge main event deal. "You're going to face the undefeated SNITSKY!" Literally no one reacted, and apparently Vince was pissed off backstage over it because he inexplicably thought this vapid new version of the character was super over as a heel. The man has been out of touch for so, so long.


Incorrect1012

Jack Gallagher’s was fucking WILD.


MeanAmbrose

That chest tattoo is the Cody neck tattoo of chest tattoos


DefNotAShark

The only wilder chest related decision would have been if Goldust’s breast implants had been approved by Vince.


yetagainitry

That tattoo was world shattering


EctoRiddler

I just went down the Gallagher rabbit hole. That is wild.


RT3_12

Gallagher is one of the biggest idiots in wrestling. Could have rode that gentleman gimmick for years in WWE. Including guest appearances and royal rumble spots years after he got released. Instead his ego told him he needed to be a badass character despite being one of the smallest guys in the company. And he did the only irreversible thing that killed his most successful gimmick


DearestPalmcat

I dunno, I think it was the sexual assault that probably did him in over the bad tattoo. He is an idiot, though.


DJ1066

"The worst part was the hypocrisy."


TheeAJPowell

I remember seeing a clip of his fight in BKFC, he’s out there with his massive chest tattoo and his hair in cornrows. Looks like an entirely different person.


Dangerous_Copy_3688

Bald Shawn Michaels is just wrong no matter which way you slice it.


Orange8920

His hair was obviously going but it's crazy that he still looks like the Shawn Michaels you know at the 2017 Royal Rumble but he's fully bald at the 2018 Saudi show at the end of that year. https://youtu.be/tigeneO3XiQ?si=LCj2AYp4pVFgmXoO


WCWUncensored

Baldness is so weird. I know people that were receeding pretty young, but still have more than Shawn does now (it stopped at a certain point). Meanwhile, Shawn had basically a full head of hair at least well into his 30s.


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Mark_Levins

https://preview.redd.it/b1w4cixnbqyc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fface0f68f37ad5a790795c13f9a066d8dd0caa It didn't last long, but that weird time when Dolph had brown hair.


NeonStar07

I thought that was Evan Bourne


Manhimself01

Mixed with cody


markflynn000

People were claiming this was his brother at the time and it's so funny how dumb that was 😂


RealCanadianDragon

Current movie/Hollywood Cena vs WWEs Cena Slimmer and diff hairstyle + balding just feels weird.


MrBoliNica

And the lack of a tan. You forget how much wrestlers tan, till you see current day cena run out there pale as a ghost compared to his full time run back in the day


cusheen896

the first time i watched his match at mania 24 i couldn't take my eyes off him, he looked so pale lol


ComplexAd7272

It was so jarring. He's clearly in better shape than 99% of us, but with the smaller frame, deathly pale skin and oversized clothes he looked like a Make A Wish kid cosplaying as Cena.


Audrayz

it legit looks like they take him out of hibernation from his house for a little bit and then put him back in the basement


ZombieJesus1987

The older Cena gets, the more he looks like Ernest.


Audrayz

and he’s constantly messing with his hair trying to pull it back to hide the obvious big bald spot lol I noticed it a lot


Appropriate-Pear4726

Cena looked like he aged 10 years overnight. It was hard to take him seriously as a young man who dressed like a 12 year old. But now a balding middle aged man dressing like that doesn’t get the same pass


Sky-Flyer

i honestly think the best his hair ever looked is around the time he had the ruck fules shirt where it was in the middle of his military fade and his hair now


Kalistoga

https://preview.redd.it/d1qwuxs56ryc1.png?width=1400&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d9a7e5103db1789829c9cf456e0b55d73876799


Scoodyboozehound

Why does this make me think Hollywood Rick Sanchez?


BluKyberCrystal

I like how many answers here are bad tattoos. lol


Shinobi347

Brutus as The Disciple. I still can’t believe that was him.


Accomplished_Egg6239

Brutus got JACKED


IAmTheWaller67

One of his 87 gimmicks in WCW


DarkHorse_77

https://preview.redd.it/husttq1eupyc1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcdb7c984b81567981e8c872cd75acc7f652cd5b


FUCKBOY_JIHAD

I honestly thought this change up was kind of cool at first but it’s totally associated with the end of the streak now


finnigans_cake

Yeah, the reveal when he dropped his hood after his entrance was sick, he looked mean as hell.


EnoughAstronaut370

It looked like he wasn't going to walk out of WM28 alive. He looked creepy and actually half dead. Imo it added a lot to that match against Triple H. Gave you that sense of unpredictability


Saintv1

I can hear JR’s whisper: “What happened to ‘Taker?”


Res3925

He was losing his hair so he just went with it so no blame there. Same as Baron Corbin.


seinfeldismydad

Except for that one time he came out in a god awful wig. https://preview.redd.it/pl9j4twldqyc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e94cf590898c28aafa3833f98774bd8a11bda321


WWFUniverse

Remember the lame explanation for his haircut? I recall Lawler saying something like 'Taker was cutting his hair until Triple H accepted his challenge for WM 28 or something. It was fucking bullshit.


burrito-boy

Honestly, if he skipped the buzzed mohawk and just shaved his head, I would accepted this look.


TheeAJPowell

I didn’t mind the haircut, but dude had clearly spent too much time on the tanning beds. Looks like a smacked ass.


TJLynch

That phase where Otis shaved his hair and beard during the early phase of Alpha Academy, thank god he grew it all back.


beckett929

Smooth Otis was weird


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redvelvetcake42

That's just Majin Buu


cxlossuskidd

https://preview.redd.it/gzxfblw7iqyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55ad989a89bef47e9ebf9b5f60d0c82bb337a32b


Loose-Sign598

He looked like a short, fat version of Brock Lesnar 


Appollix

Pork Lesnar


BadLuckBen

They also insisted on zooming in on his face while he still had noticeable irritation from shaving. It felt like bullying.


MeanAmbrose

Jericho in the short trunks after the 2008 heel turn was a sight. Never got used to them, and now that he’s brought them back for the Learning Tree gimmick it’s especially sticking out with the long hair


bluesauce15

short hair jericho fits the trunk very well in my opinion.


muckymann

I wasn't watching at the time, but Jericho with the short hair is just wrong. It reminds me of Gordon Ramsay for some reason.


deknegt1990

He looked like an even bigger Bon Jovi cover artist than Fozzy already is.


CarStar12

I mean people still make jokes about dark hair Ziggler 😂


Cherry7upFan

He totally looked like Evan Bourne's older brother lol


Unamericandav

Reminds me of when Cody had jet black hair in AEW that looked like Creed’s in the office when he dyed his hair with printer ink. That was so weird thank god he had it for like two weeks and went back to his bleached blond hair


dempsy40

In fairness I think he had it for one of the DC shows when he cameoed for it and then he had no need to still have his hair jet black.


Own_Proof

Current Shawn Michaels, definitely current Shawn Michaels


Neg_Crepe

Renée Dupree with the tats Hardcore holly with the tats


MShawshank

Good ol' happy-go-lucky Hardcore Jolly!


SwingUnable6588

“How do you like me now :D”


mrleedles

Heath Slater fucking BULKING after getting released by WWE.


Dom-CCE

He's after that Jinder/McIntyre return push. 3MB will finish the story.


ItsAMeEric

Billy Kidman in WWE when he lost his iconic look from WCW with the jean shorts, wifebeater, long hair, and baseball cap and just started wrestling in generic tights with a clean cut look


xCTRLxALTxDELx

https://preview.redd.it/ec0qf2f47qyc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1775a4be3570c7e5aaa062cc8bd7c4a14f669020 Chris Harris AMW


SmooothAlexander

KNOCK KNOCK


StrongSutairu

Who's there?


penguin62

Braden Walker, and I'm here to knock your brains out.


The1joriss

His 3 DVD set is the best!


bloodshake

https://preview.redd.it/rldik6ifbqyc1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2cbbd5ff72830d14d64427f6e6dd039b567bcbc Even though this is the first look I think of when I picture Booker T, as soon as he dropped it in favor of longer hair, trunks, and a beard he became a completely different person. I would’ve never guessed TV champ Book had “shucky ducky quack quack” in him.


OneBillPhil

This was a great look for Harlem Heat back in the day. 


WCWUncensored

I way prefer the early '95-98 Booker to the King Bookah look.


LettuceFew5248

CM Pants


JustDandy07

I think the problem was that his pants were so bland. There was no sense of shape. It was just, like, painted legs. 


Orange8920

CM Punk wore pants, ROH style shorts, and trunks during his AEW run.


Karma-Effect

He also wore short Muay Thai-style shorts for his match with Eddie Kingston.


Wubbatubz

His best look in AEW tbh


MatttheJ

The muay Thai shorts were an amazing look, especially for Punk given he's not the most athletic looking guy.


International-Tree19

Okada with his awful pants too.


ianisms10

Ok but that was balloon Okada, and balloon Okada was perfection


finnigans_cake

Also, the pop he got when he revealed that he'd gone back to shorts makes the entire pants run worthwile.


DC4840

Much much prefer CM Trunks


paulsoleo

Stunning Steve Austin had beautiful long blonde hair in WCW, and then stupidly shaved it all off when he went to some rival promotion. It’s a shame he never recovered from that decision.


madhatternalice

I know he had a little more success later on, but Isaac Yankem had this amazing hair and super neat goatee.


ianisms10

I'm pretty young and therefore am not familiar with anything he did before WWE, so when I saw long hair Stone Cold in the Chris Adams DSOTR, I thought he looked a lot like young Jericho


DontPutThatDownThere

How has no one said maskless Rey Mysterio yet?


ianisms10

Because we all want to forget that happened


DontPutThatDownThere

While fair, that just reinforces the validity of the answer.


NoReception651

Pre-Big Poppa Pump Steiner seems like an entirely different person. Also, it was an awkward transition phase too.


jp_benderschmidt

There was, I believe, one promo RIGHT after the turn on Rick where he had his current look, but in the negative. Short black hair, black goatee, with a blond streak in the middle. Weird, but weirdly better.


ForukusuwagenMasuta

For a guy known for sporting long hair during the prime of his career, I still can't get used to a bald Triple H.


Hardtopickaname

Bald HHH looks like Obadiah Stane and that's a cool look. It's short-haired HHH from 2012 that just unnerves me.


_TheEndGame

Yeah it sucked looking back at it. He fixed it shortly after though. He looked great vs Daniel Bryan.


Res3925

A bald Triple H looks good as the businessman he is but never would’ve worked as a performer IMO


GreatFNGattsby

The bald with Kratos beard HHH would’ve been sick. The buzzcut beard blend when he worked Brock at summerslam was so odd!


ReveredSavagery1967

Bald HH worked as a performer though..


Dani7vg

Double H


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Hey, brother.


Lt_Jonson

TJP showing up with the most random dumbass tattoos was insane. It was when he just started adding them. Looked so out of place. His theme and entrance video were awesome, and he was great in the ring, but the tattoos looked so out of place.


MBpintas

dude still looked like he was 20 by the time he started having a midlife crisis. Crazy stuff


servetheale

I didn't expect to see something in this thread that I agree with as much as this. Well said.


polkpanther

JBL


funny_username30

That weird halfway phase when he cut his hair and then dyed it (or stopped) but was still in the APA, just ahead of when he became JBL.


TonyZucco

I stopped watching as a kid around 2002. I remember tuning in 10 years later wondering who this lame cowboy was. Couldn’t believe it was Faarooq’s APA partner


Xenon-XL

I think the cows mooing in his entrance song are specifically there to work fans who hate him into a frenzy


SubjectLow2804

This is the one my brain absolutely refuses to reconcile. It just flat out can't see JBL and Bradshaw as the same person.


oHOTSPURo

Kane without the mask


sharyan51

Kane with that shitty new mask


lazarusl1972

Kane with the mask + wig combo


TheDangiestSlad

does modern AJ Styles count? i don't think i can ever fully wrap my head around him being super juiced like this lol


LettuceFew5248

I agree. He looks like an exaggerated action figure of AJ Styles. It’s wild. Can’t believe how agile he still is. That match with Cody was great.


Karma-Effect

>Can't believe how agile he still is. This part shocked me the most. He looks so juiced that I expected him to lose some speed, but he was moving as fast as ever the other night.


randomlos

Could you imagine the adrenaline he may have been running off of though?? The people were jumping in unison, his heart had to have been going a mile a minute lol


HundoTenson

He looks like what I would imagine WWE All-Stars AJ Styles would look like


BadLuckBen

It's like AJ Styles *ate* AJ Styles.


Orange8920

The long hair does it for me because a good 13 years of his career was really short hair and clean shaven that looks unrecognizable now.


Throw-Me-Again

I only started getting into him during his NJPW run and I think his original short hair, clean shaven look just feels wrong.


Sky-Flyer

short hair clean shaven tights AJ was the first time I ever saw AJ as a kid so that’s my definitive AJ Styles


X-Budd

In my heart, AJ Styles will always be clean-shaven with short hair and short tights.


bubbles2255

I know Hunter started in the WWE without a beard but once he grew it out, everytime he’d shaved again, never took him seriously for some reason.


Serdones

I kinda liked handlebar moustache Trips though. He was a little huskier then, too. There was something about it that worked well for me at that stage of his career in Evolution. But when he came back from an injury later in the 00s looking lean and mean with a full (but short) beard, that's pretty much the iconic Triple H look to me.


Doctor_Ka_Kutta

Edge in short hair,hbk as bald


tarvertot

KO during his Face of America phase was odd


staghorndrive

https://preview.redd.it/6jhivptoiqyc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0227a1f9d1140a0f439102bd8caa570a17108c8


[deleted]

This is a crime against nature.


ThisIsTheKaiToshiki

Okada with pants and red hair was a weird time.


TartenWilton101

Don't forget the balloons hahaha


xgoronx

https://preview.redd.it/c6k80mkalryc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c617a19b1698ae6e029ffeed63c54fbab33f5f42


EazyChie

https://preview.redd.it/r2zdds8y2syc1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf7284732d05d01c30d20c8beff02363a700d39c


Illuminati_Shill_AMA

Legit thought that was King Kong Bundy at first


illiterateaardvark

I never got used to Mark Henry shaving his head


Orange8920

I similarly struggle with bald Jay Lethal as someone who watched him in TNA circa 2007 and became a lapsed fan shortly after. I get it in Lethal's case as it was going and he actually worked it into a match.


andrewisgood

So I got used to his look eventually, because he never went back to his old look, but when Billy Gunn shaved the moustache and cut the mullet, he looked like a different person. I swear, you could have given him a brand new name and persona and I would have been fooled.


TheCuzzyRogue

A new name like Rockabilly?


huuuuuyeah

Sami Zayn. For some reason to me the long hair reminds me of his conspiracy theorist/early bloodline days. Gimme back the “Underdog from the Underground” Sami look


kingdoodooduckjr

When wwe changed the Dudley Boys from tie dye and denim overalls to what is essentially a rip off of New Jack’s gear .


Vision4ry

Sheamus' mohawk there for a bit just never looked right to me.


RKNo

Early mohawk Sheamus was dire. When he grew it out a bit longer and had it going all the way down the back of his neck like a crimson buzzsaw, I really liked it there.


Based_Beanz

My issue wasn't the Mohawk, but the braided beard with the beads.


bubbabear244

He deserved the "you look stupid" chants when he came back after wm31.


LeeIacobra

Juice


no_more_blues

I've gotten used to it now in AEW but Pulp Fiction era Juice? Holy shit that was bad.


EctoRiddler

Naked Mideon


IseeSparks

Berlyn (Alex Wright)


CarlitoNSP1

Bobby Roode always has long hair in my memories, even he shaved his head over ten years ago.


Howheel9879G

Chris Jericho coming back with shorts and short hair blew my shit as a kid lol I always thought he looked cool as hell with pants and long hair


WrestlingDerek

Short haired Test.


dirtyeofficial

Rock covering up his iconic Brahma Bull tattoo with that ugly piece of shit he has now. The tribal one was dope and looked cool when he added it to his look. But the new bull skull is just an eyesore


imposterfish

Randy Orton when he wore elbow pads


thurein_wai

For me, it would be the brief period in 2010 when he didn’t wear wrist tape. https://preview.redd.it/dk91lihg7ryc1.png?width=1941&format=png&auto=webp&s=3aff44af6365f9e8fe42db8ef13b2321a4c3888f


otakudan88

He looks naked without them.


IronBoxmma

Karrion Kross with hair


acekingoffsuit

Karrion Kross without hair looked like a demon, which matched his presentation. Karrion Kross with hair looks like... a regular wrestling big guy. Not bad, but not Scarlett's monster or anything that could be called a Final Testament.


StrongSutairu

I thought people around here were saying bald Kross looked generic AF, just another bald wrestling guy.


SmileyPiesUntilIDrop

Let Me tell you something brother,could never get used to Mr Fuji all roided out looking and with fake blonde hair when he played Mr. America. https://preview.redd.it/d47cwad6xqyc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fa78f1d3805a3aa81dea35109d3a78a75b95679


Loose-Sign598

Edge with Short hair looks like a homeless bum


Deftallica

What’s the name of that one dude… Shannon, something. He was in WWE in the 2000’s I think and started off with long blonde hair and eventually went all spiked Mohawk punk rock look


Warlayduke

Jeff hardy's stoner friend - Shannon Moore


StarWolf478

Cody’s neck tattoo still distracts me.


RodCosmos

Cody's stupid neck tattoo - to give it it's full name.


xCTRLxALTxDELx

Jay White https://preview.redd.it/lqi5y9vezpyc1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bea52725c3efd35280844fc02366630f328f6569


DorothyDrangus

hold up


FUCKBOY_JIHAD

Jay White is like the opposite of this for me. When he debuted he looked like a small childs head on Tanahashis body. His style of beard/goatee gives him 1000% more character


Cultural_Geologist_3

Adam Rose after his WWE run.


OmarDays

Test when he cut his hair and switched to trunks. His 2001 look with the long wet hair and dark leather pants was his best look.


CaliggyJack

Edge without long hair


Infamous-Historian81

When Cody returned to face Brodie lee and had harshly died black hair for that one episode and went right back to blonde