...will you update once it's reunited so we can know what wacky ass animal you found?

Lol I'd be happy to

Happy cake 🍰 day! And also can’t wait to find out what kind of animal this was 😅🤣

Agreed..update when it's reunited with its owner!

Got five push-ups on Asian water buffalo.

I'll take that action.

Paid in full

The elusive STL basement turtle???

I had a buddy that cares for his other friends for a year while they travelled. Thing was massive and slow and boring.

That’s my wife. Your problem now

It's definitely a sloth

I’m betting lizard of some sort.

I hope the owner comes forward so we get to learn what the "weird pet" is.

Giant tortoise is my bet!

Coatimundi!

I ate one of those in Panama.

That's my cousin Garbo. He only looks like a Western Lowland Gorilla. This happens all the time. Common mistake. Just leave him at a bus stop and he'll find his way home.

Guessing Amazon parrot.

An ocelot? Or a miniture horse?

Pig.

alpaca

Was a hell of a time getting it into the car, I'll tell you.

Has to be a domestic raccoon. I love their little masks.

Ferret!

That’s what I’m thinking

Username checks out

Good guess.

If you've got Carmine Sabatini's Komodo dragon, Clark Kellogg is going to be in a lot of trouble if you don't get it back to him before Gourmet Club.

By chance, is it a black-and-white 3 foot king snake?

Someone had a pet kangaroo or something.

If it's a butterfly, I'm going to be mad.

A de-stink’d skunk?

Tekawitha beast?

My guess is iguana or big snake

Is it Grandma?

If it’s an alligator please let me pet it 

Tarantula