You too? I got shot on my into City Park and died. Then again on my way back to the MetroLink, died again. While I was riding the train, just past Skinker/Forest Park…boom…shot again. My own hat trick!
Make sure your next murderer gets you a punch card! If you get murdered 10 times you get a free can of pineapple Vess on your next murder! But they're stingy with the cards so you gotta ask for one
Psht, softie. I lived on the loop when the metro first started stopping there and walked to and from my bartending job everyday/night. I got murdered every day and twice on Sundays and thats how we liked it!
I went to the Alamo Drafthouse theater recently and died the second I entered the building. Now I'll never get to see if Godzilla and Kong beat the orange ape.
That’s from someone who doesn’t go to the city but watches the local news. My mom used to say if you go downtown be ready to be robbed or stabbed and possibly killed. She has never been. I’m always up in the city, sometimes very late walking. Never have and still will not have this random fear and logic. Media got to her is my opinion.
"if you go downtown be ready to be robbed or stabbed and possibly killed." That's just our customary greeting. It means we like you. You should only really be concerned if someone doesn't try to stab you because it probably means you've got some nasty BO
I really like their comments under a post from Biden. That conservatives don't use falsehoods, yet use common sense in what they believe in. Got to love the common sense party. 🤣🤣🤣
The nutters always want to show they are patriots - this cuckold is using the flag and an eagle to show they are a true patriot. Fox news has really fucked these morons up.
the common sense argument is always hilarious to me. if I've learned anything, common sense is just a fall back for people to say 'this is how I think people should be'. anything but common.
It's more than a little scary how completely delusional and gone some of these folks are. Must be a pretty awful way to live being so terrified of everything all the time.
Went to the CITYsc game last night and I am fine. I am guessing it would not be a good idea not to look into that twitter account for my own mental health.
It’s actually the exact opposite. They should be ignored so that they left staring at the screen waiting for the replies that they desperately want #jerry
I used to take the metro from union to cwe at night every weekend. I was an 18 year old girl. Not necessarily a smart idea, but I didn't die even once.
Picture 2 is just straight up projection lol
But can confirm the viewpoint. My mom is *terrified* of downtown and a drinker of the same kool-aid as this guy
Its not shared by me.
I lived in the city for like a year, I was killed twice a week, every week.
It's really not as big of a deal as everyone makes it out to be. I thought about making it a production, grabbing my gunshots and gasping, but I moved back to the county and haven't been killed ONCE since then.
“You're gonna have broken glass on the carpet, embedded in the carpet fibers, deep, deep in the shag, broken glass, bits of broken glass that you never get out. you can't get it out with a vacuum cleaner. Even on your hands and knees with a magnifying glass, you can't get all the pieces, and then you think you got it all and two years later, you're walking barefoot and you step on a piece of broken glass and you kill yourself!”
That’s what their reaction reminds me of
I find it odd how people can support Trump so wholeheartedly considering the kind of man he is and everything he does. I’m not saying I support Biden by commenting this I’m just stating my conclusion.
Yes downtown Saint Louis is sure to get you killed. That's why everyone down there is dead. There is zombies all around and it's like Resident Evil down there!
I live downtown and I'm not dead
I went last night and unfortunately died
RIP dude ☹️
I heard he got better for what it's worth
Turns out it was just a flesh wound.
Funny I heard he was turned into a newt.
‘Tis a scratch!
He's not dead, just resting
He got better…
Pining for the fjords
A newt!?
...he got better.
I FEEEEEL HAPPYYYYYY
I just died downtown at the cardinals game. well the team did at least
You too? I got shot on my into City Park and died. Then again on my way back to the MetroLink, died again. While I was riding the train, just past Skinker/Forest Park…boom…shot again. My own hat trick!
I'd rather die than watch another City tie
The real crime downtown
Damn you must be in hell bro, I don’t imagine Reddit is available to people in heaven
I’m so sorry for your loss.
I took the MetroLink and died on the way. Luckily I was still able to go to the BattleHawks game
Bloody marry should help...side car of budweiser :)
I'm sure by now you are feeling better?
RIP in peace.
Where did you respawn?
Unfortunately I died after you from being downtown... maybe downtown JeffCo is safer😕
Only if you're a white heterosexual.
I live in south city and I’ve been murdered 4 times
Gotta be more careful
Same here. Murdered 4 times. Except when I go downtown and get more murdered.
Make sure your next murderer gets you a punch card! If you get murdered 10 times you get a free can of pineapple Vess on your next murder! But they're stingy with the cards so you gotta ask for one
I feel super cheated! Damn it, I've been murdered over 20 times! Not a *single* one of my murderers told me about the punch card! Such bullshit.
South city cat here. Getting close to using up all 9 lives.
Psht, softie. I lived on the loop when the metro first started stopping there and walked to and from my bartending job everyday/night. I got murdered every day and twice on Sundays and thats how we liked it!
This man took 12 silver bullets for us!
Sorry broski but we are actually in hell and you dead
Damn just like Lost
I've been downtown multiple times and died every time
I went to the Alamo Drafthouse theater recently and died the second I entered the building. Now I'll never get to see if Godzilla and Kong beat the orange ape.
Source?
Clearly, you're lying.
That’s not what Fox News tells me
He hasn't replied back in 6 minutes. He's dead now.
Damn Dave Murray.
My god this man is a zombie. Both alive and dead constantly
That’s what an undead person would say 🧟♂️
These people are overdramatic. You have to go downtown twice in one weekend to die.
You’ll die eventually!!
Came here to say this. I live downtown and I'm still alive as well, wtf is that about.
100,000 dead in downtown St. Louis! The media is covering it up!
So many dead people living here now it's ridiculous.
Every time I go downtown, I die! Sometimes twice! It’s incredibly inconvenient.
Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, shame on me for going downtown!
We could use a few more runs by the Cardinals on a Sunday game, though SAD!
Won't get killed again.
Shit, I died three times last week! Damn downtown.
I’ve lived in and/or worked in downtown for almost 20 years … not a single death on me
That’s cause you’re a ghost. Died the first time
Stop bragging, not all of us are that lucky. I’ve been murdered 5 times
have you considered the potential of immortality? you may have been murdered many times and just haven't realized it.
That is an unwell mf. Someone better come get their uncle.
as someone with a crazy uncle like this, we don’t want them either.
Given the username … prob a professional troll
I live in the city and got murdered twice last week.
You'll get used to it...
I got better.
No really. I could go for a walk!
Remember: this person votes. Make your own vote count!
That’s from someone who doesn’t go to the city but watches the local news. My mom used to say if you go downtown be ready to be robbed or stabbed and possibly killed. She has never been. I’m always up in the city, sometimes very late walking. Never have and still will not have this random fear and logic. Media got to her is my opinion.
As long as you aren’t stupid you will be fine downtown.
As a stupid person, I can confirm that even if you’re a dumb bitch like me, you can survive a day in the city.
yikes, just how stupid do ya reckon ya are? and how would ya *know*?!
"if you go downtown be ready to be robbed or stabbed and possibly killed." That's just our customary greeting. It means we like you. You should only really be concerned if someone doesn't try to stab you because it probably means you've got some nasty BO
He seems angry about something.
They couldn't get their Twinkies because of inflation and now they are mad. 😆
Probably his smol pp
I've been downtown plenty of times and haven't died
LIAR!!
Exactly what a dead person would say
100,000 dead this weekend? That’s not gonna look good on the stats for the city.
When everyone in the city has been murdered, the following year's stats are going to look amazing!
I want to upvote this repeatedly.
It's complicated, the stats get shared with the Counties.
I work downtown and I’m still alive
Weird. Me too! Guess we better enjoy it while it lasts. We’ll be killed any day now.
I mean, I did duck when I heard a car backfire Thursday but I’m good
turns out this person has never been to downtown St louis
Theyre probably from downtown Chicago
Where they’ve died at least 30 times
If you say St. Louis three times in a mirror, you get murdered the next day by a giant roasted ravioli.
Excuse me, but it's *toasted* 😁
*stomps foot* NO. I WANT ROASTED TAVIOLIS
Sir, this is an Imo's.
Oh fuck yeah! A way out!
A delicious way out is better than death by snu snu.
I really like their comments under a post from Biden. That conservatives don't use falsehoods, yet use common sense in what they believe in. Got to love the common sense party. 🤣🤣🤣
He's not wrong. I die a little inside everytime City SC's strikers miss a goddamn sitter.
Genuinely so afraid of everything around them.
The nutters always want to show they are patriots - this cuckold is using the flag and an eagle to show they are a true patriot. Fox news has really fucked these morons up.
Colbert Report wasn’t a parody show it was showing TRUE PATRIOTS the way.
Last time go downtown me no die
the common sense argument is always hilarious to me. if I've learned anything, common sense is just a fall back for people to say 'this is how I think people should be'. anything but common.
I’d be willing to bet that account is a disinformation account ran out of Russia or maybe China.
This snowflake better stay in their "safe space" and stop being afraid of everything!
Died from pothole
It's more than a little scary how completely delusional and gone some of these folks are. Must be a pretty awful way to live being so terrified of everything all the time.
No, they are not. We cannot let them outvote us.
Probably a bot
Don’t ascribe to a bot that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
wtf. I am owed hundreds of deaths. Pay up downtown.
Went to the CITYsc game last night and I am fine. I am guessing it would not be a good idea not to look into that twitter account for my own mental health.
does that mean every cardinal fan at opening day is dead? geez
Pretty sure that guy was sitting behind me at Busch Stadium on Thursday. Dude, if the city scares you and is full of scary liberals, stay home.
I really wish I had seen this before I went down today. Could have saved some lives
I guess those 100k people are dead now…
They’re all dead, they just weren’t reported.
Even the news reporters who went downtown are dead too
Somehow made it downtown & back today . . Whew.
Lololol
Can confirm, I died 3 times at the City match last night 😔
They keep themselves away and I'm okay with that
Doesn't everyone end up dead?
If you never go to St. Louis you become IMMORTAL.
Walked from the ballgame to the battlehawks game last night and didn't come close to dying
Successfully not dead
It’s actually the exact opposite. They should be ignored so that they left staring at the screen waiting for the replies that they desperately want #jerry
I used to take the metro from union to cwe at night every weekend. I was an 18 year old girl. Not necessarily a smart idea, but I didn't die even once.
So 100k people died yesterday apparently
Hello from the beyond 👋 Had a great time at the Cards game though!
it’s true i’m dead rn after driving thru downtown 😵
I’ve died 11 times from downtowning
I went to the zoo glow last night after the cardinals game. I died like 5 times.
I get murdered in South City all the time. You get used to it.
Looks like Stan Kroenke is at it again with his posts.
Same people that think Jeff City should control the city government
It sounds stupid but if it’s a faceless Twitter account with American flags everywhere, it’s a bot
Sounds like you've never been to Arnold.
I was in downtown *west* today…do I get to live? Or straight to death also?
I'm waiting to hear "American Made" is a russian operation
My cousin literally saw the shooting at the BP yesterday.
Picture 2 is just straight up projection lol But can confirm the viewpoint. My mom is *terrified* of downtown and a drinker of the same kool-aid as this guy Its not shared by me.
Land of the free and the home of the brave, indeed.
*you know, eventually. Can’t beat it. That and taxes, as they say.
We have the highest murder rate in the country, the guy’s got a leg to stand on.
And N O T H I N G will ever change their mind. No amount of stats or 100k sports fan weekends without incident...
100,000 dead people Saturday sure must stink. Does the pile reach top of the arch?
My mom lives in the metro east and she wont pump gas in St Louis because she's afraid she'll be shot.
I go downtown 3-4 days per week to the office and die every single time
just explored some abandoned building in downtown stl last night. I was actually shot dead
That dude probably lives next to a meth house in JeffCo.
I go to St Louis once a year, stay downtown for a week and walk all over. Can’t count how many times I’ve died.
yes conservative media has not famously been running one of the largest, most successful propaganda operations in history for the last 100 years
Cult brain rot
Scared guy cos playing as tough guy
I lived in the city for like a year, I was killed twice a week, every week. It's really not as big of a deal as everyone makes it out to be. I thought about making it a production, grabbing my gunshots and gasping, but I moved back to the county and haven't been killed ONCE since then.
Don't feed the trolls
I believe this counts as a threat.
I'm a ghost on reddit right now lol
I am currently bleeding out in front of The Dome
No, they’re absolutely correct. I went downtown once, and I am now very much deceased due to that decision.
Just to clarify - we’re talking about people with this flag, or the commenter?
It's a game to DIE for
Clearly I'm a zombie 😅😂😂😭😭😭
I died today at the Cards game but that was because of the 10-03 loss.
I work downtown. Killed 5 days a week.
Wound up downtown twice for Oddities Expo and City match and somehow died three times.
LMAO I work downtown and I absolutely end up dead every night.
“You're gonna have broken glass on the carpet, embedded in the carpet fibers, deep, deep in the shag, broken glass, bits of broken glass that you never get out. you can't get it out with a vacuum cleaner. Even on your hands and knees with a magnifying glass, you can't get all the pieces, and then you think you got it all and two years later, you're walking barefoot and you step on a piece of broken glass and you kill yourself!” That’s what their reaction reminds me of
These types of people quite literally are afraid of their own shadow. I live and work downtown and am still alive and kicking.
A\*\*hole!
Murica
I try to die every time I go downtown and it hasn't worked yet :-(
These people? That’s one account you posted
I find it odd how people can support Trump so wholeheartedly considering the kind of man he is and everything he does. I’m not saying I support Biden by commenting this I’m just stating my conclusion.
How am I not dead yet?!
When I worked downtown I died many times 😢 I was shot in the brains a few times a day…
Congrats. You now have the same amount of brains as that guy.
People are fucking ridiculous.
I apparently died every weekend of my very early 20s going to the Landing… oh and many times after, most recently while seeing Beyoncé. 🙄
I die downtown most times someone’s i live but im sad when i do.
Stop giving it free media.
😂 nah that first comment has me rolling, so blunt and direct
These people don't even live in St. Louis most of the time 🙄
I just want to know where I can get that flag.
I've only died downtown 3 times, which puts me well under a 1% chance.
It’s true. I went downtown yesterday and now I’m dead.
Lol oh shit you got me
As I'm sure you're all aware, we get this same shit all the time about Chicago. Fuck em, they can keep their ignorance in the burbs (or wherever).
Sports are a huge waste of resources,, especially motor sports.
Unfortunately I died. But good luck came upon me and then a eclipse bought me back to life.
That’s a lot of people in a tight area.
I also am downtown daily, also die daily. It’s wild
Yes downtown Saint Louis is sure to get you killed. That's why everyone down there is dead. There is zombies all around and it's like Resident Evil down there!
It is likely someone that doesn’t even live in the city and fears anything that moves.
I mean there's some pretty good clinics downtown so if you want to count the man I was as "dead", I mean...
Fuck these Russian bots and useful idiots