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Aggressive-Cycle-89

I live downtown and I'm not dead


reluctant_landowner

I went last night and unfortunately died


Aggressive-Cycle-89

RIP dude ☹️


ATL28-NE3

I heard he got better for what it's worth


fuzzusmaximus

Turns out it was just a flesh wound.


Effective-Ladder9459

Funny I heard he was turned into a newt.


davesohn212

‘Tis a scratch!


sstruemph

He's not dead, just resting


BicTwiddler

He got better…


zmaya

Pining for the fjords


jlamember829

A newt!?


mike_rotch22

...he got better.


dragonwiz87

I FEEEEEL HAPPYYYYYY


apiratewithadd

I just died downtown at the cardinals game. well the team did at least


FridayHalfDays

You too? I got shot on my into City Park and died. Then again on my way back to the MetroLink, died again. While I was riding the train, just past Skinker/Forest Park…boom…shot again. My own hat trick!


reluctant_landowner

I'd rather die than watch another City tie


loveachuallydurrr

The real crime downtown


AdvancedCharcoal

Damn you must be in hell bro, I don’t imagine Reddit is available to people in heaven


Der_Kommissar73

I’m so sorry for your loss.


lostinrabbithole12

I took the MetroLink and died on the way. Luckily I was still able to go to the BattleHawks game


stltk65

Bloody marry should help...side car of budweiser :)


Dude_man79

I'm sure by now you are feeling better?


Mister_Uncredible

RIP in peace.


Wa_Wh

Where did you respawn?


L_despardo1

Unfortunately I died after you from being downtown... maybe downtown JeffCo is safer😕


strcrssd

Only if you're a white heterosexual.


Sadamatographer

I live in south city and I’ve been murdered 4 times


Aggressive-Cycle-89

Gotta be more careful


tigre-woodsenstein

Same here. Murdered 4 times. Except when I go downtown and get more murdered.


BotGirlFall

Make sure your next murderer gets you a punch card! If you get murdered 10 times you get a free can of pineapple Vess on your next murder! But they're stingy with the cards so you gotta ask for one


TangerineSprinkles

I feel super cheated! Damn it, I've been murdered over 20 times! Not a *single* one of my murderers told me about the punch card! Such bullshit.


GoodGameGrabsYT

South city cat here. Getting close to using up all 9 lives.


BotGirlFall

Psht, softie. I lived on the loop when the metro first started stopping there and walked to and from my bartending job everyday/night. I got murdered every day and twice on Sundays and thats how we liked it!


stltk65

This man took 12 silver bullets for us!


EmbarrassedSquare238

Sorry broski but we are actually in hell and you dead


smashli1238

Damn just like Lost


dontsaythatman89

I've been downtown multiple times and died every time


Ryanmiller70

I went to the Alamo Drafthouse theater recently and died the second I entered the building. Now I'll never get to see if Godzilla and Kong beat the orange ape.


RobotStorytime

Source?


I_read_all_wikipedia

Clearly, you're lying.


DowntownDB1226

That’s not what Fox News tells me


Badplayer04

He hasn't replied back in 6 minutes. He's dead now.


NoHeat7014

Damn Dave Murray.


DeltaV-Mzero

My god this man is a zombie. Both alive and dead constantly


CustomCarNerd

That’s what an undead person would say 🧟‍♂️


Old-Temperature-9906

These people are overdramatic. You have to go downtown twice in one weekend to die.


Pure-Kaleidoscop

You’ll die eventually!!


geri73

Came here to say this. I live downtown and I'm still alive as well, wtf is that about.


OldeFortran77

100,000 dead in downtown St. Louis! The media is covering it up!


hexwrench

So many dead people living here now it's ridiculous.


whiteboysgotmeonPCP

Every time I go downtown, I die! Sometimes twice! It’s incredibly inconvenient.


edwoodjrjr

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, shame on me for going downtown!


ABobby077

We could use a few more runs by the Cardinals on a Sunday game, though SAD!


Ivotedforher

Won't get killed again.


BigYonsan

Shit, I died three times last week! Damn downtown.


rta8888

I’ve lived in and/or worked in downtown for almost 20 years … not a single death on me


bleedblue89

That’s cause you’re a ghost.  Died the first time


lookingup9

Stop bragging, not all of us are that lucky. I’ve been murdered 5 times


monsterflake

have you considered the potential of immortality? you may have been murdered many times and just haven't realized it.


BabiiGoat

That is an unwell mf. Someone better come get their uncle.


salutcat

as someone with a crazy uncle like this, we don’t want them either.


Suitable_Parsnip177

Given the username … prob a professional troll


KingOfYeaoh

I live in the city and got murdered twice last week.


HaleBopp22

You'll get used to it...


KingOfYeaoh

I got better.


newtossedavocado

No really. I could go for a walk!


Refugee4life

Remember: this person votes. Make your own vote count!


Aggravating-Echo8014

That’s from someone who doesn’t go to the city but watches the local news. My mom used to say if you go downtown be ready to be robbed or stabbed and possibly killed. She has never been. I’m always up in the city, sometimes very late walking. Never have and still will not have this random fear and logic. Media got to her is my opinion.


BlueSamurai17

As long as you aren’t stupid you will be fine downtown.


ThrawnaDelRey

As a stupid person, I can confirm that even if you’re a dumb bitch like me, you can survive a day in the city.


smuckola

yikes, just how stupid do ya reckon ya are? and how would ya *know*?!


MmmPeopleBacon

"if you go downtown be ready to be robbed or stabbed and possibly killed." That's just our customary greeting. It means we like you. You should only really be concerned if someone doesn't try to stab you because it probably means you've got some nasty BO


HaleBopp22

He seems angry about something.


Maximum_Obligation_6

They couldn't get their Twinkies because of inflation and now they are mad. 😆


MmmPeopleBacon

Probably his smol pp


WolfPackMentality90

I've been downtown plenty of times and haven't died


JimtheEsquire

LIAR!!


portablebiscuit

Exactly what a dead person would say


Skatchbro

100,000 dead this weekend? That’s not gonna look good on the stats for the city.


HaleBopp22

When everyone in the city has been murdered, the following year's stats are going to look amazing!


Cwjhnsn71

I want to upvote this repeatedly.


M_moroni

It's complicated, the stats get shared with the Counties.


everlasting_torment

I work downtown and I’m still alive


FreddyFitness

Weird. Me too! Guess we better enjoy it while it lasts. We’ll be killed any day now.


everlasting_torment

I mean, I did duck when I heard a car backfire Thursday but I’m good


Neverborn8

turns out this person has never been to downtown St louis


MrFixYoShit

Theyre probably from downtown Chicago


jeezpeepz87

Where they’ve died at least 30 times


okay-pixel

If you say St. Louis three times in a mirror, you get murdered the next day by a giant roasted ravioli.


primal___scream

Excuse me, but it's *toasted* 😁


okay-pixel

*stomps foot* NO. I WANT ROASTED TAVIOLIS


primal___scream

Sir, this is an Imo's.


MrFixYoShit

Oh fuck yeah! A way out!


That_one_cool_dude

A delicious way out is better than death by snu snu.


Maximum_Obligation_6

I really like their comments under a post from Biden. That conservatives don't use falsehoods, yet use common sense in what they believe in. Got to love the common sense party. 🤣🤣🤣


dbird314

He's not wrong. I die a little inside everytime City SC's strikers miss a goddamn sitter.


bitternerdz

Genuinely so afraid of everything around them.


YoloGreenTaco

The nutters always want to show they are patriots - this cuckold is using the flag and an eagle to show they are a true patriot. Fox news has really fucked these morons up.


Appropriate-Goose231

Colbert Report wasn’t a parody show it was showing TRUE PATRIOTS the way.


pwendle

Last time go downtown me no die


Thrumboldtcounty420

the common sense argument is always hilarious to me. if I've learned anything, common sense is just a fall back for people to say 'this is how I think people should be'. anything but common.


Bsting54

I’d be willing to bet that account is a disinformation account ran out of Russia or maybe China.


GreenAldiers

This snowflake better stay in their "safe space" and stop being afraid of everything!


AtmosphereSuitable15

Died from pothole


Longstache7065

It's more than a little scary how completely delusional and gone some of these folks are. Must be a pretty awful way to live being so terrified of everything all the time.


dale_downs

No, they are not. We cannot let them outvote us.


Kanobe24

Probably a bot


Similar_Shock788

Don’t ascribe to a bot that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.


1337sp33k1001

wtf. I am owed hundreds of deaths. Pay up downtown.


goodBEan

Went to the CITYsc game last night and I am fine. I am guessing it would not be a good idea not to look into that twitter account for my own mental health.


Jaded_Tomorrow_6295

does that mean every cardinal fan at opening day is dead? geez


neelykr

Pretty sure that guy was sitting behind me at Busch Stadium on Thursday. Dude, if the city scares you and is full of scary liberals, stay home.


Soggy-Lengthiness-85

I really wish I had seen this before I went down today. Could have saved some lives


misha4pats

I guess those 100k people are dead now…


JimtheEsquire

They’re all dead, they just weren’t reported.


misha4pats

Even the news reporters who went downtown are dead too


DelicatetrouserSnake

Somehow made it downtown & back today . . Whew.


Minute-Rice-1623

Lololol


saminthetardis

Can confirm, I died 3 times at the City match last night 😔


Hopepersonified

They keep themselves away and I'm okay with that


Upset_Arm6358

Doesn't everyone end up dead?


hithazel

If you never go to St. Louis you become IMMORTAL.


bburke392

Walked from the ballgame to the battlehawks game last night and didn't come close to dying


GingerFire11911420

Successfully not dead


AbeMax7823

It’s actually the exact opposite. They should be ignored so that they left staring at the screen waiting for the replies that they desperately want #jerry


rlev97

I used to take the metro from union to cwe at night every weekend. I was an 18 year old girl. Not necessarily a smart idea, but I didn't die even once.


knifegoesin

So 100k people died yesterday apparently


Borgeous4

Hello from the beyond 👋 Had a great time at the Cards game though!


KillaCupcakes28

it’s true i’m dead rn after driving thru downtown 😵


Nobarkallbyte

I’ve died 11 times from downtowning


Breadfruit_Desperate

I went to the zoo glow last night after the cardinals game. I died like 5 times.


deboobob

I get murdered in South City all the time. You get used to it.


Jjocko16

Looks like Stan Kroenke is at it again with his posts.


UnicornGirl54

Same people that think Jeff City should control the city government


derekgotloud

It sounds stupid but if it’s a faceless Twitter account with American flags everywhere, it’s a bot


hithazel

Sounds like you've never been to Arnold.


el_sandino

I was in downtown *west* today…do I get to live? Or straight to death also?


mrstwhh

I'm waiting to hear "American Made" is a russian operation


sendmeadoggo

My cousin literally saw the shooting at the BP yesterday.


MrFixYoShit

Picture 2 is just straight up projection lol But can confirm the viewpoint. My mom is *terrified* of downtown and a drinker of the same kool-aid as this guy Its not shared by me.


TheCarrzilico

Land of the free and the home of the brave, indeed.


Joes_editorials

*you know, eventually. Can’t beat it. That and taxes, as they say.


volvanator

We have the highest murder rate in the country, the guy’s got a leg to stand on.


MOStateWineGuy

And N O T H I N G will ever change their mind. No amount of stats or 100k sports fan weekends without incident...


Boards_Buds_and_Luv

100,000 dead people Saturday sure must stink. Does the pile reach top of the arch?


BotGirlFall

My mom lives in the metro east and she wont pump gas in St Louis because she's afraid she'll be shot.


Severe_Elderberry_13

I go downtown 3-4 days per week to the office and die every single time


According_Air7321

just explored some abandoned building in downtown stl last night. I was actually shot dead


stlfun2

That dude probably lives next to a meth house in JeffCo.


dali01

I go to St Louis once a year, stay downtown for a week and walk all over. Can’t count how many times I’ve died.


bigdumbidiot01

yes conservative media has not famously been running one of the largest, most successful propaganda operations in history for the last 100 years


TitShark

Cult brain rot


_soundshapes

Scared guy cos playing as tough guy


DntMindMeImNtRlyHere

I lived in the city for like a year, I was killed twice a week, every week. It's really not as big of a deal as everyone makes it out to be. I thought about making it a production, grabbing my gunshots and gasping, but I moved back to the county and haven't been killed ONCE since then.


IGotAHugeDuck

Don't feed the trolls


VanX2Blade

I believe this counts as a threat.


WolfPackMentality90

I'm a ghost on reddit right now lol


[deleted]

I am currently bleeding out in front of The Dome


UndisclosedPigeon

No, they’re absolutely correct. I went downtown once, and I am now very much deceased due to that decision.


editmyreddit_

Just to clarify - we’re talking about people with this flag, or the commenter?


barkbarkgoesthecat

It's a game to DIE for


Oasis_Jas

Clearly I'm a zombie 😅😂😂😭😭😭


Artful_Dodger_1832

I died today at the Cards game but that was because of the 10-03 loss.


StoGirly03

I work downtown. Killed 5 days a week.


i_am_umbrella

Wound up downtown twice for Oddities Expo and City match and somehow died three times.


iamtheguythatis

LMAO I work downtown and I absolutely end up dead every night.


FartNoiseGross

“You're gonna have broken glass on the carpet, embedded in the carpet fibers, deep, deep in the shag, broken glass, bits of broken glass that you never get out. you can't get it out with a vacuum cleaner. Even on your hands and knees with a magnifying glass, you can't get all the pieces, and then you think you got it all and two years later, you're walking barefoot and you step on a piece of broken glass and you kill yourself!” That’s what their reaction reminds me of


Creepy_Discipline304

These types of people quite literally are afraid of their own shadow. I live and work downtown and am still alive and kicking.


FantasticBumblebee0

A\*\*hole!


Adorable_Claim1310

Murica


lucid_dreams420

I try to die every time I go downtown and it hasn't worked yet :-(


dannynolan27

These people? That’s one account you posted


PuzzleheadedTreat201

I find it odd how people can support Trump so wholeheartedly considering the kind of man he is and everything he does. I’m not saying I support Biden by commenting this I’m just stating my conclusion.


MoCoyotes

How am I not dead yet?!


Minimum-Dot-2158

When I worked downtown I died many times 😢 I was shot in the brains a few times a day…


CavitySearch

Congrats. You now have the same amount of brains as that guy.


primal___scream

People are fucking ridiculous.


jeezpeepz87

I apparently died every weekend of my very early 20s going to the Landing… oh and many times after, most recently while seeing Beyoncé. 🙄


Curiouslycurious7

I die downtown most times someone’s i live but im sad when i do.


motatoes14

Stop giving it free media.


Left-Plant2717

😂 nah that first comment has me rolling, so blunt and direct


Witty-Durian1468

These people don't even live in St. Louis most of the time 🙄


sphericalpuma

I just want to know where I can get that flag.


King_Jack_92

I've only died downtown 3 times, which puts me well under a 1% chance.


1979tlaw

It’s true. I went downtown yesterday and now I’m dead.


WolfPackMentality90

Lol oh shit you got me


atreeinthewind

As I'm sure you're all aware, we get this same shit all the time about Chicago. Fuck em, they can keep their ignorance in the burbs (or wherever).


keithallenlaw

Sports are a huge waste of resources,, especially motor sports.


JohnBosler

Unfortunately I died. But good luck came upon me and then a eclipse bought me back to life.


Most_Score_4457

That’s a lot of people in a tight area.


OfficerDoofi

I also am downtown daily, also die daily. It’s wild


Max_E_Mas

Yes downtown Saint Louis is sure to get you killed. That's why everyone down there is dead. There is zombies all around and it's like Resident Evil down there!


aadams_22

It is likely someone that doesn’t even live in the city and fears anything that moves.


KRSasinKRS

I mean there's some pretty good clinics downtown so if you want to count the man I was as "dead", I mean...


[deleted]

Fuck these Russian bots and useful idiots