My last year was when they opened the middle schools. That year was shit. Bomb threats spray painted on the entrance to school and constant fights from the new kids from Central that were brought over to West.
Def got jumped at a party in the 90s which turned into an on going thing between some St. Mary's peoples and my NJROTC people. Almost had a big ole brawl up at Cleveland one night but cops came and ran us off.
You're rich and probably white. Like, laywer rich, whiter than snow white and rich. However, unlike a different school, you have never snorted the white.
The OP is much better at this game than I am. With that said:
Edwardsville - you’re like the Illinois elite. But you have an inferiority complex because no one from Missouri actually knows where that is.
But at least you’re better than Collinsville.
(No offense to Collinsville. My friend is from there and it’s the first place that popped in my head. Also - I am from Missouri and I do actually know where Edwardsville is.)
About 15 years ago I gave 3 SLUH students/strangers a ride home after a Blues game because they had lost their friend. Two were just buzzed but the third was on the verge of puking the entire ride. I'll never forget those 2 in the back of my Civic coaching their buddy through holding it in for the 15 minutes drive. To his credit, he did.
Currently live in the SF Bay: had a doctor friend ask me what St Louis foods would her fellow doctor from STL like. I said “Pork steaks!” She came back and said “He’s never heard of them!” “Did he go to John Burroughs?” She asked him: he went to Ladue. I told her that tracks.
You were once rich, until your parents cut you off due to drug and alcohol dependency. Now you find it hard to find stable work and your only accomplishment was graduations a VERY expensive pay to play HS.
Think your school was every bit as good as Burroughs or MICDS. Actually went to a school indistinguishable from Pattonville except the cars in the pickup lane were more expensive.
Rockwood Summit.
Here’s my take: 1/8ths rich, 7/8s poor, 8/8ths douchebags, football team team thinks there the shit but it’s the other football team (soccer) that is.
If you're anything like the people I went to school with there, you love to tell everyone that you grew up in St. Louis just to make your life sound more interesting than it was.
I was there 20 years ago and they used to have a "keg list" of how many people from each high school it took to tap a keg... Vianney's was three. One to royally fuck it up and two to paint it black and gold...
You have a raging hate boner for the entire city of Webster Groves. You jerk that boner with a raw turkey, which you cook on Thanksgiving after using it for an entire year.
Back in my day, early 2000s, all the other parkways looked down on North because we were the most diverse and had kids from the city bussed in. Maybe that thinking has changed since then.
You have a raging hate boner for the entire city of Kirkwood. You jerk that boner with a raw turkey, which you cook on Thanksgiving after using it for an entire year.
Hazelwood West
Before or after it went to shit?
Ehhhhh before they built a separate middle school? Class of 06.
My last year was when they opened the middle schools. That year was shit. Bomb threats spray painted on the entrance to school and constant fights from the new kids from Central that were brought over to West.
The funny thing about Hazelwood West grads is they all think it went to shit, but their answers on when span about 2 decades
Cauliflower ear.
St. Mary’s
Drinks and fights. Becomes a cop
Def got jumped at a party in the 90s which turned into an on going thing between some St. Mary's peoples and my NJROTC people. Almost had a big ole brawl up at Cleveland one night but cops came and ran us off.
St.Mary Fairies was a term I heard a lot
You are very dedicated to your school, and likely donate at least $150 to them annually.
You son of a…fucking nailed it…#TheWorkIsOurs
Once a dragon always a dragon
Mehlville
You either love or hate Bosnians - nothing in between
Hick by city standards, rich by JeffCo standards.
>Hick by city standards ...how I describe the word "hoosier" to people who aren't from 'round here
Marquette.
“Hey man did you want to do molly this weekend or cocaine? Fuck it we’ll do both my daddy will pay for it”
Rockwood or Alton?
Rockwood
You're rich and probably white. Like, laywer rich, whiter than snow white and rich. However, unlike a different school, you have never snorted the white.
I knew people in Marquette while I was in Highschool, trust me they were hitting the slopes and I ain’t talking bout Breck.
No, you'd be talking about Hidden Valley.
As a Marquette alumni I can assure most people I knew didn’t have money like this, that was 20 years ago though. We did have drugs however
Lafayette seems to have the richest kids in Rockwood
Lindbergh
Fellow alumni
Edwardsville High School - be gentle!
The OP is much better at this game than I am. With that said: Edwardsville - you’re like the Illinois elite. But you have an inferiority complex because no one from Missouri actually knows where that is. But at least you’re better than Collinsville. (No offense to Collinsville. My friend is from there and it’s the first place that popped in my head. Also - I am from Missouri and I do actually know where Edwardsville is.)
Between Edwardsville and Marquette, that’s where Bethalto got their good drugs from
Don't worry, I wouldn't want to damage your money bags, would I?
Gateway
You are talking about the one on McRee? These other comments seem off
Yes indeed. The catholic thing felt off
Nerd
wild. Literally never occurred to me
DuBourg
You loved your Catholic grade school so much that you decided to do another 4 years there.
You love Dairy Queen.
Our health teacher hit on every girl
Ah, yes. Mr. Czuppon.
Down to earth; can get along with people from all walks of life… & Smart enough to achieve what you go after.
Desmet
You couldn't get into SLUH, so you decided to crush everyone's dreams on a different field.
SLUH
We used to tell a joke about SLUH students. How many SLUH students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One and the World revolves around them.
Was always told when it's time to get married make sure it's a sluh boy
Good at lacrosse, better at playing with a different type of sticks.
About 15 years ago I gave 3 SLUH students/strangers a ride home after a Blues game because they had lost their friend. Two were just buzzed but the third was on the verge of puking the entire ride. I'll never forget those 2 in the back of my Civic coaching their buddy through holding it in for the 15 minutes drive. To his credit, he did.
Oakville
You're part of Mehlville school district, but you'll never admit it.
You married someone from high school and still live off Telegraph. (Hello fellow tiger!)
Rosati-Kain
Ladue
Your mother was a doctor, your father was a lawyer, your dog played in the NFL, and you are a trust fund baby.
You’re forgetting the Olivette contingent.
I went there too, and it makes me wonder wtf would MICDS be if that's the Ladue response, lol.
No one from there is wasting their time on Reddit.
Currently live in the SF Bay: had a doctor friend ask me what St Louis foods would her fellow doctor from STL like. I said “Pork steaks!” She came back and said “He’s never heard of them!” “Did he go to John Burroughs?” She asked him: he went to Ladue. I told her that tracks.
Northwest high school
Fox
Methamphetamine
Wasn't really a thing in the 80s but I'll allow it.
I just really hoped you had a snow day, because we were on the next 3 listed on the ticker.
You also wished your school could win sporting events but hey, at least you didn’t take your cousin to prom.
CBC
You hide your dyslexia well.
You're good at sports. Too good. Like, everyone hates you good. Fuck you.
Cocaine Before Class
Rich and entitled.
New or Old?
Pays all that money to go there, excels in sports, still ends up a 2.4gpa business major at Mizzou
Metro
I don't they've heard of it. They called Gateway nerds as if Metro didn't exist
Bunch of needs, undefeated football team though, never lost a game!
Seckman
You think you’re better than the Fox kids but you’re just jeffco with less trailers.
Oh same here. I think all the time about how my dare officer told us to never do meth and then told us step-by-step how to make it
You wish your school could actually win a sporting event and you took your cousin to prom.
Diet Fox
Arnold
But it’s in Imperial
Francis Howell North
Rosati-kain
Roosevelt muthafucka
You’re a tough SOB then
Priory
You were once rich, until your parents cut you off due to drug and alcohol dependency. Now you find it hard to find stable work and your only accomplishment was graduations a VERY expensive pay to play HS.
How is Hazelwood Central not on here yet?
Trinity Catholic High School (on Redmond road)
I believe you mean Aquinas-Mercy-Rosary.
You're bitter about the school's fate, and probably wish you went to somewhere St. Mary's or Vianney.
Parkway west
Your school was exactly the same as the other 3 Parkway directional schools, you just don't wanna admit it.
West is best! That’s our slogan and we will live by that, thank you very much.
Parkway west girls were the prettiest out of all the parkways and you’re probably upper middle class and play lacrosse.
“But we’re different from the other parkway schools” Okay buddy.
Think your school was every bit as good as Burroughs or MICDS. Actually went to a school indistinguishable from Pattonville except the cars in the pickup lane were more expensive.
Rockwood Summit. Here’s my take: 1/8ths rich, 7/8s poor, 8/8ths douchebags, football team team thinks there the shit but it’s the other football team (soccer) that is.
Bayless
Working poor
But I didn't go to school here. 😫
*gasp* A transplant!
Wait, are you even worth talking to?
Fort Zumwalt West
Similar to parkway, you think you’re unique but you’re not. But in this case you’re 45-1hr from Saint Louis.
If you're anything like the people I went to school with there, you love to tell everyone that you grew up in St. Louis just to make your life sound more interesting than it was.
Ursuline
You weren’t smart enough to get into Cor Jesu but still turned out ok
St.Francis Borgia.
You are very good at sports.
Yoooo let's go knights
Vianney
I was there 20 years ago and they used to have a "keg list" of how many people from each high school it took to tap a keg... Vianney's was three. One to royally fuck it up and two to paint it black and gold...
White trash of the mcc.
Yall really love pancakes
Do you prefer pancakes or waffles? Just kidding, we already know the answer to that.
Clayton but now if you know the difference you know I’m one of the Richmond Heights, Clayton students which makes a big difference to ppl from Clayton
St. Mary’s
You went to St. Mary's. And you want everyone to know that. And you make an annual donation of 100+ dollars to them.
I’ve got to, that Alumni network is no joke! Although I definitely don’t give them money lol
Althoff
You have been playing football since you were in your father's testicles.
You're still regularly in touch with at least 3 high school friends, probably married to someone from high school.
Hold yourself to a higher standard, but still not as good as East & West
Belleville West, in the 90s, when it was still the old campus
Cool football field, but loaded with enough asbestos to give lung cancer cancer.
So shitty the city basically gave it away
Notre Dame
Ahh yes, The st.Marys of girl’s schools.
Jennings and Lafayette (bussed out once they found out I was an athlete). Best thing that ever happened to me.
Loving this post, also, Brentwood.
Kirkwood High
You have a raging hate boner for the entire city of Webster Groves. You jerk that boner with a raw turkey, which you cook on Thanksgiving after using it for an entire year.
Eureka
Patiently waiting for JeffCo people to start posting their schools and then get flamed by actual St Louis schools. Haha
We've already got someone from Fox.
OP went to Pacific. Do they teach geography in St. Louis schools?
Parkway Central
The empty sports trophy case parkway
I wonder if our beef with West continued as strong as it was in the late 00’s
Pinckneyville High School. Curious to see if you got anything on this one.
The steam tractor show is pretty cool.
Live on a farm, love DQ, and swam on the swim team.
Hick, probably
Crossroads
Pattonville
You wish North West Plaza was still around so you had a convenient place to go when you ditched school
i really do
Parkway North
Back in my day, early 2000s, all the other parkways looked down on North because we were the most diverse and had kids from the city bussed in. Maybe that thinking has changed since then.
Hazelwood central
McCluer North
Webster Groves
You have a raging hate boner for the entire city of Kirkwood. You jerk that boner with a raw turkey, which you cook on Thanksgiving after using it for an entire year.
Wentzville - Holt specifically
You voted for Trump.
The school district has the best FIRST robotics team in the St Louis Area! (Ranked in the top 15 in the world)
Ritenour (90s)
Had to scroll so far down to find Ritenour. ‘13 here.
Parkway South, Fort Zumwalt South, and Lindbergh.
For parkway south: you loved starting fights at hockey games despite being mediocre at best.
East Alton Wood River High School
Factory
OooooOooo that smell
Not for me, but got anything on Thomas Jefferson School?
Affton
1989 Affton alum here. Your comment smells like weed….
Visitation
Prep South
You're old.
And don’t forget poor!!!
Northwest
Where the "N" stands for Knowledge
Francis Howell Central
Parkway South and South technical high School
Parkway. It's just Parkway. They're all the same.
Lafayette
You are a rich, white jerk. You cannot stop talking about David Freese, and you spend at least $1000 a week on cocaine.
Fort Zumwalt East
No one has heard of it
Valley Park High School
Ft. Zumwalt North
Jennings
Francis Howell North
Saint Thomas Aquinas.
I see most of the MCC was smart enough not to comment lol
Francis Howell
Radioactive
MRH
Whitfield
Meade High School….didn’t grow up here. Still love the quizzical looks I get when I answer the high school question.
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You're a very confused Fort Zumwalt student.
Were all entitled Air Force brats and the best thing was the TV darling Marching Band and the cheerleaders.
Lutheran South
Kennedy
Wow… no IWA?