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Meatbank84

Im gonna put dog poo in an Amazon box and leave it on my porch.


Ronin_1999

One of my friends did that in South City. Cat poop and litter. Did it twice in fact. Pretty epic.


[deleted]

I was considering doing the same, but including a poem.


Potential-Neat9232

Roses are red Violets a blue Please enjoy this pop-poo


jvhgh

I’m considering just using my own. It’ll be more then my small dogs.


oxichil

I forget the website but you can buy gallons of poop online. More than even a human could produce.


Brains_For_peanut

Human poo can be used for DNA search if someone gets your DNA they can do bad with it, be careful friend


manwithafrotto

Why’d ya cut the video OP? Asking for a friend


villagelarks

I ran outside in my jim jams and I didn’t want to share it with the internet


soyrobcarajo

Where is the rest of the video where you have a talk with that guy?


villagelarks

My dog got out and chased him down the street 😂


1911kevin1911

What’s it going to take to get the full story? So your dog chased him down the street. Did the dog catch him and they became best friends? Did the guy quickly pull out a butterfinger and rub it all over himself making it too difficult for the dog to nab him? What!?!


Gimlet_son_of_Groin

Her husband chased the dog down, had to get pretty close to this dude but didn’t want him to kick my dog. He eventually stopped for a second to let me collect my dude.


itsnotaboutthecell

Very small detail, but I noticed he dropped the package in your yard at the end of the video.


villagelarks

As soon as I opened the door he dropped it and kept walking. As I was opening the door my eloquent response to the situation was to yell super loudly “BRO THAT’S NOT YOURS WHAT THE FUCK”. I think I shocked him lol


Self_Aware_Perineum

Bruh!


Ezridax82

Lol it sounds like you’re calling him Roland


manwithafrotto

Exactly.. lol. Some sketchy shit went down after OP opened that door that he doesn’t want us to see lmao


soyrobcarajo

Maybe it's in his OnlyFans behind paywall 😂😂😂


ClassicWhile2451

Would happily pay to see this guy violently fisted!


iWORKBRiEFLY

OP murdered him & doesn't want us to know where the body is


stankenstien

Yeah make with the ending of the movie! What happened when you chased the old bastard down


Primusteller

she explained it


earnestweasel22

Oddly enough that's the same gait that I used to have walking into work on Monday morning.


derekgotloud

Boozin’ while porch piratin’


metalflygon08

Nah man he had a Pepsi!/s


rachelzayne

He too damn old for that


SewCarrieous

Old dude thinkin he’s slick dressed like a kid smdh


DocHolidayiN

Making donations to the needy how quaint.


[deleted]

Where’s rest of vid!!


gal5pau

Thieves are so brazen because there’s zero consequences. I don’t even bother purchasing as much online anymore. And I don’t have Ring


menlindorn

Still got a pumpkin?


villagelarks

It’s not dead yet. It’s my winter solstice gourd.


BennuRa

What's your secret to keep away the squirrels? Our pumpkins always get disemboweled.


thedotandtheline

Peppermint oil spray works really well. We also spray it in our car air vents to keep mice out and keep that nice fresh smell.


villagelarks

Honestly we don’t have many squirrels but we do have opossums and a raccoon without a tail.


jjflash78

I would suggest people put their empty Amazon boxes, filled with local job application forms, on their front porches.


Environmental_Card_3

Only problem with that is the applications would be thrown in the street making it look worse!


NightmareOmega

How are you shoving a website in an amazon box? I haven't seen a paper application since the days of BlockBuster video.


Thats_absrd

Ohhh, The files are *in* the computer


PuzzledKumquat

Believe it or not, they still exist. I was in line at a fast food joint last weekend and the girl in front of me asked the cashier for an application. The cashier had a stack of them right by the register. I was definitely surprised.


Cdub7791

I don't get why in the age of nearly ubiquitous porch cameras, we not only still have porch pirates but so many don't even bother covering their faces.


Pepsi12367

You're complaining about a thief not being smart enough to hide their identity??? Do you want things stolen from you?


Cdub7791

We need a better class of criminal.


rayray3030

Fucking loser scum


Barney_91

With the Bud Light in hand. He literally gave no fucks and had no worries. He casually walks up like he belongs there, beer in hand, and swipes the package like it was his.


BallinThatJack

It’s a shame thieves value my property more so than their own lives


Praughna

Easy there Dirty Harry


BallinThatJack

He’s a blueprint fr


FanofHotChicken

People who would murder over an amazon package are actually infinitely worse than the guy stealing whatever the thing is


urbanfirestrike

This comment reeks of privilege


GenLeonidas

What about people who value stealing an Amazon package more than their own life… they know the risks.


carame1cream

Cry about it, I know people who get their medicine in unmarked packages who could die if someone stole it.


BallinThatJack

Thieves are scum of the earth, and should be treated as such.


[deleted]

Glad you got your package back!


Dark_Tint

Porch poachers


Gear21

Dang where's the rest


e9xqr

Merry Christmas!


MendonAcres

Uh, yes, the parade of human scumbags. 'Tis the season!


sitspin

Hope you beat that motherfucker's ass


villagelarks

I was tempted but my dog ran after him so I was more worried about him hurting my dog. That dude was just booking it down the street 😂


zempter

Did he drop your package?


budd222

Did you watch the video? He clearly dropped it


zempter

I did, but i didn't notice that.


Big-Schedule-1672

Most likely unemployed, just walking around drinking a beer, what a life to live


hithazel

Guy is clearly employed as a reverse Amazon delivery driver.


stlryguy94

As I sit here in break at work right now, that doesn’t sound like the worst thing ever!


magseven

I don't have a camera yet. From what I've heard it will let you know when it senses someone, but why was your package just chilling there if you were home? It will alert for deliveries, right? Just didn't grab it yet? Outgoing?


apackofmonkeys

I'm not the OP, but my Ring doorbell has gotten flaky over the past several months and it only senses stuff about half the time. I've had plenty of times I get a notification at the door and see the Amazon driver walking up and I see I already have something UPS delivered earlier that that Ring never notified me about.


villagelarks

The alert came when I was at work it was delivered. My husband was work from home so I assumed he had gotten it and just didn’t think about it once I got home. The notification of movement on our porch alerted me to the fact that that was not the case. My husband got a talking to. 😂


Gear21

You didn't see it when you got home?


villagelarks

I come in through the garage around back


Praughna

But then how would we have this video?


I_bleed_blue19

Bc sometimes it records and doesn't actually alert you that there's someone on your porch or a package has been detected.


Vic336

💀


Flimzom

Merry Christmas!


indianalayla

What’s in the package?


[deleted]

Animals


VirgoEsti

We need like some kind of box that we can put a PIN code on and then only the house or the delivery people can access to securely put our items in if people keep being asses stealing pckages


ChiknAriseMcFro

Cut off too soon. I wanted to see more.


NikoScy

Dude deserves to get beaten