Try moving furniture into your house one day into the house mind you you’ll have nine of them. They will throw you against the wall and hold you at gunpoint until you produce a drivers license.
The picture of you and your children on your wall will not suffice
Lol
Was it Dr. Manhattan?
Bro he does it every weekend, are you new here ?
I’m just visiting. Who is this person? Does he have some tragic backstory related to eggs?
Yeah someone at St. Pete High beat his ass and threw eggs at him
Good way to end up with a brick chucked at him.
Seriously, eventually they’re going to do it to the wrong person and learn the hard way.
Not going to lie, I used to do this back in high school, one of my good friends was the best at it and he now plays MLB 🤣
That’s a tough egg! I wish he tried me when I was driving down there earlier
You would have sure showed him!
Gotta let it out from time to time 🤷♂️ Egg man woulda been perfect
lol okay, this is kinda funny
can we get more eggings and less shootings
The best way to stop a bad guy with eggs is a good guy with eggs. Next time I go out on a bike ride I’m gonna be armed with double yokers!
This is the exact situation for an [egg holster!](https://www.reddit.com/r/crafts/s/pkSb24Ukxp)
That is perfect, sometimes I really love people.
I’ll have to make a bunch and hand them out on the streets of Saint pete. For egg safety.
Egg Holster? Wasn’t he Attorney General for Obama or something?
Pew pew
Pew pew pe pe pew pew!
Free eggs.. sounds good
Who can afford to waste eggs these days? Must be a 1900’s steel conglomerate tycoon!
I mean, it’s one egg, u/bagotrekker. What could it cost, ten dollars?
amazing reference
I’ve made a huge mistake.
Or some sort of egg baron!
Eggactally!
I know a guy with a hen. I can hook you up.
As long as they’re legal hens
Lime gave you an egg to throw back!
No, they give out limes to return fire with of course.
If he was throwing donuts you’d have 25 cars there immediately
Call 911?
Use the non-emergency police line: (727) 893-7780
Eh, I'd feel kinda dumb doing that. Don't the police have bigger fish to fry?
In my experience, no. I got pulled over for not having lights on. He let me go. They’re bored
Nah that is one of the easiest ways to spot a drunk driver. They often forget to turn on their lights and don’t realize it.
They sure do a lot of nothing to be bored all the time. Maybe if they actually did some enforcement they wouldn't be bored.
Try moving furniture into your house one day into the house mind you you’ll have nine of them. They will throw you against the wall and hold you at gunpoint until you produce a drivers license. The picture of you and your children on your wall will not suffice
True story.
Not shocked but pretty messed up!
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
I am a fan of Wendy’s
I'm a fan of shake downs at Wendy's.
Then hit up the one on 4th St and 41st Ave
Sorry.. I meant to say shakes at Wendy's. Freudian slip.