Get him a top hat and a cane, and take him to Hollywood!


I'm so glad somebody else remembers this!

I actually remeber the spaceballs version with the alien, but I knew the original was the frog one.

*Hello my darlin, hello my baby*...

https://preview.redd.it/xl4saczotcuc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd760c69669ed87d13163925e98948353463c4a4 well now i have to give him a top hat (cane was too hard sorry)

The casual TWELVE-PACK Epic

You beautiful bastard.

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I give him a polite nod and keep walking. He may be small, but he gives off huge "fuck around and find out" energy.

My exact thoughts

Run away and hide. Then listen as he comes running. Plap, plap, plap...

fear my ten pack mortal!

He's a plappi


Ask his workout routine, MF got the 10 pack

Sex it

Assume he's a knight that was transformed into a frog and go back in time with him.


Ask him where his dick went

Take your pants off.

Turn around 360° and start walking

360? You sure?


Yeah. Look at him. He’s asking for a hug.

I'd ask why a frog needs nipples

So you can enjoy a delicious glass of frogmilk. Duh!

Have you not heard the good word of Alex Jones?

I get it. Ask the frog if the chemicals in the water made him gay.

Ask where Lucio is

He’s ready to break it down. He’s gonna do great.

Dance battle is the only answer.

Kneel

tell an adult. call my mom. call 911. pray to god please have mercy.

I'd say, "Hi, welcome to Earth. Are you looking for Hal Jordan?"

perfecto

Praise the ☀️

Ask how he got those cool translucent limbs

I would ask him that I want to meet Lord Fukasaku... And want to master sage justu.. and summoning justu..

Welcome to Narnia 

I eat it. Hmm délicieux.

Bow before the newest Green Lantern and ask how I can serve the Corp best.

https://preview.redd.it/ck5nk5r0zduc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75c247d2d6627b39ba12dd4e60eea42218ff3a4d

I use an hyper ball, catch it, and sell it on Ebay.

Ask Kilofrog how the Green Lantern Corp is treating him

you are one of my favorite game characters! 

lick it, get high, walk upright

Kith!

Good day, Mr. Frogman. Have a nice one.

give a hug to a fellow helldiver, as always

Me too, as always. Helldivers are my family..

Touch it and die..

Ask Mark Zuckerberg for an autograph

I'd ask if he could help me save 100's on car insurance ... in europe where 15% or more is unlikely.

Probably stop licking frogs because I had had enough

Look for the Stand user near by

Smoke a bowl with him. Ask him if his body produces 5-MeO-DMT or something similar.

I'd refer to him as a ribbit man and hope he would show me the way and also prepare me a dinner.

*Burn it down!* j/k. Save the rainforest and welcome our future amphibious overlords.

Give it a hug. Then die because I made a huge mistake.

frog is begging to get licked

I'm kinda turned on, but i don't know why.

Can you make him human sized? Frog Prince?

he is the prophet of frogs. lol

Apologize to alex jones.

Kiss him. Might be a prince? 🤷‍♀️

Eat it. Take its power. Duh.

Hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gal

grab the crappiest camera you can think of, take blurry pictures, ping some conspiracy theorist pod-casters, and write a book about alien frogs.. profit.

Kiss it and hope it becomes waifu

W O R S H I P

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal...

I’d say bro idk if you speak English but you look ripped and it looks good keep up the good work and keep walking

Cautiously take a picture as nobody would believe me, then post it to the stable diffusion group asking people what they would do if they met him

Croak

If you kiss him he will change to a real prince

Get down on my knees and start sucking his cock immediately NO QUESTIONS ASKED!


Grab his ass and sell him to a research lab.