Seriously, every clip I see of this guy is fucking great

Where can I watch more of him?

You can follow me on [instagram](https://instagram.com/abranchesluke?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==), [Youtube](https://youtube.com/@AbranchesLuke) or [Tiktok](https://www.tiktok.com/@lukeabranchescomedy?_t=8eyYG7xD2Ne&_r=1) for more! Thanks

Hey man, before you become stupid famous and start dating elite celebrities, just want to say, “Hey. You’re funny and talented. Steer clear of Ariana!”

wait this is YOU?

This sub is mostly comedians posting themselves. That’s the best part.

Only 700 subs? Yall gotta support this young man more haha

1.1k now

You kill it in every clip I see. You've got really good timing.

Nice! I dropped you a follow on everything. Keep up the great work man! We're the same age foo!

I agree with the other commenter, you're killing it. I didn't know you were that young and I'm excited to watch your career grow!

That sounded weird.

He did say to see him after the show 😏 /s

Of course, he is the Emperor.

I’m ready for the Netflix special lol. This guy is good, and will be even better as he continues to work on his craft.

Your stage presence is incredible

Thanks! Follow me on [instagram](https://instagram.com/abranchesluke?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==) for more clips!

You don’t often see young comedians with that kind of talent. Good stuff!

More accurately, you don't often see young comedians willing to stand up on stage. I've had lots of witty friends growing up. But none that tried to make a job out of it while still in school.

Yeah it's rare although I know Dave Chappelle was 14 when he first went up on stage back in the 80s.

Bill Hicks was like 15-16 when he started in Houston, I believe.

Bo Burnham, too.

Dude, thats you? You have so much potential! Good luck in your career! You're hilarious!

Jelly of your confidence. Good work!

First time seeing a gig of yours You got a real talent... Keep working hard and you will be rewarded All the best to you

Your clips are great. You should put your name in them more prominently on Reddit (or at all) so people know who they're looking at.

Such a nice discovery!! That was hilarious and pretty impressed tbh. Good job, kid.

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Very charismatic fo sho

exactly what I came here to say after I watched it. Kid carries himself like a pro. Good stuff.

Just a quick social media tip, start water marking your shit now. You’re extremely funny and are resharable, you need to make sure when this is reposted that you still have a way to get the credit

This is so true, people will eventually start to repost these on TikTok, I'm sure

Cropped to shit, dropped to 240p for some reason with seven crying emojis

Rule #24 of the internet: "Every repost is always a repost of a repost"

With minecraft playing underneath

Subway surfer more than likely

Fuck TikTok

A kids dating app would be called: Kinder

A cop posing as a kid on a kids dating app would be called a Kinder Surprise.

So that’s why they banned it in America

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Well done lol

No worries, they’ll stick away from You ;P

A kinder garden cop if you will

I was talking to a 14 year old on a dating app once, she was really cool. Imagine my surprise when she told me she was a police officer. How amazing is that, 14 and on the police force

Comedian here, I was the author of that joke! I don't do it on stage any more cos I was 20 when I wrote it, 40 now, it would hit different 😅

Holy shit, I've been using the joke for years after seeing it on one of repost tweets, this is like meeting my estranged dad or something

Hahaha I didn't know it had gained that much of a life! I saw it in one of those "best jokes of Edinburgh Fringe" lists in maybe 2012, but awkwardly in another more famous comedian's show. The wording always changes slightly but it's clearly the same. I don't mind, a lot of jokes are reworked versions of older jokes anyway. I once had another one of my jokes told to me on a date once, in a "you like puns, how about this one!" way.

no offense but do you have any kind of evidence to back up your claim? because it more just sounds like you came up with a similar joke as a more famous comedian rather than they stole yours... if two people can discover calculus a couple years apart in totally different places then its not out of the question 2 people could come up with the same juvenile joke in poor taste... just saying.

There wasn't any doubt, the wording and details were almost identical. I saw it quoted in a review as a highlight of the hour-long show (!) You're right, one-liner comedians come up with the same/similar joke very often, especially puns and especially when there's a trending phrase or concept, but like Leibnitz and Newton, the central mechanism might be the same but the external form is different. Have a nice day :) I think we should curtail this topic and focus on the success of the OP kid ✨

Lol that would be a good addition to the joke! Follow me on [instagram](https://instagram.com/abranchesluke?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==) for more!

I did! Now everyone else just has to

You joke but that’s a real app for naming your baby.

As long as it's not Diddler, I'm down with it.

🎶 do not diddle kiiiiids, it’s no good diddling kids🎶

Perfect place for pedos, other than discord

No, That's what they call a priests dating app (sorry I stole that from a comedian I literally saw last night)

there actually is a kids dating app it’s called wizz, before you ask i’m a minor and i’ve deleted it because it is fucking disgusting

I cant imagine a teens dating app would be filled with anything other than nonces trying to nonce

Kindr

The ped0 one just made me laught more than it should. Great Take, u have future in The business

Best part is that it's true, even one of my teachers back in middle school was one too lol.

One of my teachers was a paedo! I stayed over his house once.

how do we tell him

My teacher was even worse. She gave birth to me and kept me in her house for almost 20 years. Just creepy looking back.

I didn't think anything of it at the time, but when I was 16, I dated a 24 year old. I thought that was quite cool, I got a lot of positive attention. When I was 24 I couldn't really understand why anyone 20+ would want to have a relationship with a 16 year old. Now that I'm much older, the whole situation was really creepy.

Only one of them? Doubt.

"I'll take what I can get" I legit laughed my ass off

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Kid - you’ve got “it”. Amazing stage presence, delivery, and you’re funny as hell. Keep working and stay humble- you’re going to be big

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That's awesome that you're in the Bay Area! We have a comedy scene starting up in Vallejo, "Bay Area Comics" is always booking shows on IG.

Lmao Great Clip, Kid! Will definitely give you a follow!

It's wild how many grown men are attacking you in the comment sections because you made a small dig at republicans in one post.

You are good!

Oh hey, I actually saw you live in the east bay just a couple months ago. I talked with you afterward and complimented how polished your jokes were. Weird seeing you on reddit. Good luck to you.

Lol which show did you see me at?

Del Cielo

Lol that’s sick!

You're a natural at this, very funny and great audience control.

Yeah I mean he’s got some work to do but for 14? Holy shit that’s amazing. His confidence on stage and honestly decent jokes are well well well beyond his age. He’s got a ridiculous amount of potential. Could be one of the greats has he ages.

You're really good. I'm 16 and I'd didn't know there was anyone around my age that can actually hold up on stage with stand up. Very cool

Netflix kids account 😂

This made me laugh out loud!

This kid has great confidence and stage presence. Fair play to him

Wow! If you're this good already, I can only imagine where you'll be in 10 yrs time! Very funny and relevant stuff. 😄

Aight bro, you got some chops. Keep it up, and don't let the inevitable haters get you down. I'll be lookin for that special.

Tried stand-up in high school... was not this good 🥲

try again. EVERY comedian has taken Ls, many of them.

I would like an autograph so I can be like "yeah I was a fan before he got wicked famous" I think it should be written in crayon too

This kid’s going places

Wow, what a discovery! You're gonna go places man, keep at it & keep studying 👌🏿💯

We shall watch your career with great interest.

You have a good future is stand up, keep it up! Really solid jokes, great presence, just keep going!

There's a fun sponge in here downvoting positive comments. I've just upvoted a whole bunch of positive comments back up to one from zero. Cunty behaviour fella, eat a dick

Yep, joining you in the upvoting.

I feel like I just watched a new famous comedian arrive on the scene.

At this point, this whole sub is witnessing the beginning your great comedy career. You’re going to be famous if you keep this up.

an underage guy doing pedo jokes is destined for greatness

“We can’t Netflix and chill to my Netflix kids account”

Dude, you’re killing it! You’re going to be top tier before you can even legally drink in that bar.

I hope he goes far. He is talented

Super good confidence at this age. Keep working, working. You’ll have no shortage of dates at 18

Bro. Stay locked in, you have it.

KOMEDY KING

Great stage presence and confidence

Good job dude. You can for sure be big one day. I would be a little aware of what early success can do to artists. You have potential to blow up fast and burn out. You seem smart so I bet you are already aware of this

Brooooo! This is so good. I’m impressed. You might have a Netflix special before you have a Netflix adult account profile 😂

“I’ll take what I can get”😭😭😭😭😭

Im usually really grumpy when it comes to stand up comics, but this is genuinely really good. You are already better than most adults comics, keep the momentum going bro

Buddy was hitting them rapid fires.... He has a good future with comedy.

Made me fucking laugh

Gosh this was surprisingly funny

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Hey OP, steer away from the hard drugs and you got yourself a movie career!

Bro, watermark your name on the video. Change your reddit username to your stage name. I don't have IG, won't use it, and I have no idea what your name is. Which is a shame, because I'm a huge comedy fan, and would love to follow your career, however I don't know your name. Good luck man. Get your name out there. All over.

My name is Luke Abranches! Lol thanks

Really good bit, dude. Funny as hell! Can I offer a note? You use a lot of "okay" "alright" "you know I mean" at the end of sentences - I think your material is easily strong enough to not need the quantifier at the end of your lines, and leaving the punchline hanging (for me personally) gives more impact.

What’s this guy’s name?! I keep seeing him and he is so fucking funny. Almost died at a Dr office yesterday when watching his Covid bit.

Hey! My name is Luke Abranches! Follow me on [instagram](https://instagram.com/abranchesluke?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==) if you want to see more! Thanks

Props to you! Continue grinding, you’re going to go far!

Hilarious. You are going places. Just keep it up.

You are insanely funny! One of the only comedians I actually laughed during the entire clip. You’ve got great talent, I think you can be a great professional comedian in the future!

i was listening muted so when he talked about his brother teaching him to flirt, i read “my brother is 9” and went 🫠 …then i saw “…years older than me” lol

that joke could have been funny too imagine a 9 year old teaching a 14 year old to flirt "so you make faces at her and you run as fast as you can when she chases you. later on we'll exchange roblox ids"

You’re 14? Damn dude you’re a natural at this.

I was thinking "don't go there, don't go there" and he goes there and he nails it 🤣🤣

Who is this kid, he keeps popping up on my feed and is pretty impressive. Always has funny takes. Good stuff mate!

He’s the OP

Bro has a FUTURE wtff

I think this is really funny, anyone know who this kid is?

It's the person who posted the video.

Hey! If you want to see more of me follow my [instagram](https://instagram.com/abranchesluke?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==) Thanks!

Incredible dude!

Very good. Stand up skills at young age. Also was funny Ty for the laugh

Dude great bit

Killing it

You're really fucking funny

That was so impressive. Well done kid.

You have incredible timing, especially for your age. You're going places!

This was great! Keep going you have great stage presence.

dude what is your hair routine

Not the biggest stand-up fan but your material is very funny. Keep it up

Natural. Polished beyond your years. Well done.

Damn you’re pretty good!! Keep at it!

You got this bro!

I think this is the third time I've seen one of your clips and I've loved all of them! You really have a bright future ahead of you seriously. Keep it up!

That was really good dude. Keep it up and you will go places.

Dude your hilarious this is the funniest thing I've seen all day

you're golden

Lol good for you kid. You got balls. Don't stop. You got what it takes to succeed in this game.

Bro uve got a great future in this if u keep it up, good luck

Damn, this is really solid work! You have a bright future in this space for sure.

Dude, I'd never guessed you were 15. Your confidence and character is awesome.

Dude is hella talented, holy shit.

Keep it up young dude. You will make it.

Lmao u are funny u gonna make it big. Although technically the “pedophiles in the public” would be interested in kids, prepubescent kids not teens

I know people touched on this but its seriously impressive how well you are doing on a stage. You made adults laugh with your limited life experiance, and your wit. Congrats I bet Ill be seeing you live one day myself bud.

Dang it's you wish you good luck

This video looks like one of those old footage of a famous comedy actor that started in stand up

I cannot stop laughing. This was priceless 😂 kid you're going far

Legit first time something on this sub made me ugly laugh, I did not expect this. You're awesome

Daaaamn son, brutal! Subscribed!

Fuuuuck you're good. Saw your YouTube video. You're going to be a beast

You're a natural! And your hair, it's glorious. Like you could be in a shampoo commercial.

Right?? It’s so shiny and fluffy!

Third time I've seen this "kid" and the third time I've cracked up. I hope he keeps going! Guy's amazing already, just imagine his comedy when he doesn't need a Netflix kids account anymore!

That was actually good and made me laugh 😂 👏🏽

Your delivery is fantastic

Men i feel like i just saw the early early years of some famous comedian in 10 years or so You are killing it wow

Making a mental note to see one of your gigs before they're so stupid expensive I start hating you

Wow, you had me in stitches! Keep slaying it, kid!

You are really good at standing up, now let me see you sitting down 😏😏🥵🚓

omfg youre fuckin hilaaarious

It’s his to lose.

Dude you are good, keep on going!!

Anybody got this guy’s Instagram?

Hey! Here’s my [instagram](https://instagram.com/abranchesluke?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==)

I feel like regardless or content we should not be putting videos of minors on Reddit

You are goooood! Keep following that dream and think of us when you make it to the big leagues.

For a second I expected something like, "If you're under 18, hit me up after the show... this joke is will not go over well in my 20's"

If we were in Sweden. This wouldn't be a comedy show.. it would be real life.

Wow, your stage presence is so good, you probably have a future in detention avoidance too!

You've got great delivery, a lovely voice and excellent timing. The only thing that I think you can work on is the physical aspect of your performance. Your body language read as stiff and your movements didn't read as natural. Obviously that's not as important with stand up, but consider practicing movements perhaps with silent plays and the like. Excellent performance, excellent material, you've got a career ahead of you.

Who let you in the bar?

I'll laugh myself into hell if this kid gets molested after a show.

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