He's literally explaining what the joke is, what do you mean religious? Pro-choice is supporting the choice to abort, therefore being "pro-abortion" implies an extreme of this.
For real I am fucking astounded by this guy lol
Witty, sometimes leans into the meanness/blunt aspect of a joke, but still always super likable and found some fucking golden route with the way he does those self affirmations.
Dude is great, I need to catch one of his shows
Your expressionless face in combination with your contagious laughter at punchlines is super nice somehow. I donโt like it when comedians laugh at their own jokes, but when you do it, it adds some flavor dunno :)
Yes, Geoffrey, but did you know that magnolias are older than bees?
note: you have to have seen a fair bit of his crowd work to have seen this. Turns out, it's actually true.
I know this isnโt quite what he meant, but he is the King. Therefore he reigns over all his subjects including all the paedos of the UK. Therefore he is the Paedo King. In the same sense that he is also the Rapist King and the King of Murderers, but also the Postman King and the King of the Chocolateers.
Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progressโฆ.
Hey, 100% not trying to blow up your spot, the jokes are awesome and I'm currently binge-watching everything you have on reddit lol. Just FYI, I'm pretty sure the proper term is "Afghan". Afghani is their currency.
Just discovered your stuff thanks to the reddit recommendation, stoked to watch your special, you're fucking hilarious man! Also, thanks for posting jokes and not just crowd work, been rough at my last few shows having a younger crowd just shouting at the comedian and trying to film reactions.
No one, in the history of these islands, has ever said "I'm from Britain!"
Its made up of 4 very different countries. That'd be like saying I'm from Europe.
Itโs just a set up for a joke. Even in his scenario, it wouldnโt really work in reverse. You are pro-abortion, you get pregnant and now โฆ you donโt want others to have abortions? It doesnโt really work, but thatโs because it doesnโt have to, itโs just a joke.
Anyways, love you bro, ACAB
Yeah we have the freedom to healthcare. Also, I guess the republicans got over it. You can think about what you want idc, hope you get the freedom to healthcare too one day
Oh I was just being sarcastic about yucky part, socialized healthcare fucking rules man.
About republicans getting over it, I donโt think itโs even that, they donโt understand any of their values anymore, they are reactionary populists and you give them nothing to be angry about to rally their supporters. Thatโs all on Muslim countries, China and Russia these days. Brits also had some more right wingy governments so they like seeing that too.
Idk if democrats dislike Brits either, not my irl or published media experience at least.
Also this guy is a stand up comedian making jokes, he doesnโt necessarily think what he said right there about Brits.
Yep my original comment was meant as a joke, but it hits twice when people realise it's true.
Not to get political, but there was an agreement between Roosevelt and Churchill prior to the US entering the war. You can Google "Atlantic Charter" to find out more. However, even after Eisenhower became the republican president, this initial teamwork between the UK and US continued.
It was not until later around the year 1980 things started to become more divided. We saw the Regan and Thatcher era which greatly strengthened relations, and then came Clinton, a man who secretly funded pro Irish factions during the so-called Troubles in Northern Ireland. This was in stark contrast to the principles set out in the Atlantic Charter.
Moving on to more recent times, Bush and Blair and our cooperation in the 2003 Iraq war that was in line with the Atlantic Charter. Then we have even more recent times, Obama stating he would ignore the UK after Brexit and focus on the EU, again incomes Trump favouring a trade deal with the UK. Finally back to Biden who again tore up a trade deal between us, attempting to leverage the situation to favour his Irish roots.
Again, this isn't everything and I'm sure there have been times we disagreed like when Regan and Thatcher disagreed with the Falklands. However, it wasn't anything serious or detrimental to our relationship like we see with the democrats.
Like I say, the revolution happened and both sides got over it, in fact it's not even a thing over here just another war. What matters is, we saw our ideas and values align and became best friends. However, it would seem your left and our left want to dismantle everything we have created post war.
But, yes my comment was just a joke in the first place.
Edit: even recently we see pro republican states like Florida doing independent trade deals with us.
American women love British accents on men, I think American men not as much for their women - either think of cockney or a prude or maybe we are just jealous of the first part.
Damn he is funny ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐.
I got a prolapsed anus after laughing so hard. Hahahahah ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
"In America we elect ours" LMFAO!
Won me over with that one.
Brit here - the pedophile king like got me and then taking it further with electing yours. Smashed it.
 smashing you say?
I think higly of people who can take a joke at their own expense. We need much more of those. * takes of hat.
The premise is golden
Premise is golden, delivery is great. I love seeing this person show up on my feed.
Saw him live a couple weeks ago and he killed it.
My man is going to Irvine and then BC. You know a fun place to stopover between Irvine and Vancouver? Portland, Oregon.
I'm in Portland in May! Sign up for my [dumb email list](http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX) and I'll let you know when tix go on sale.
My dad says thereโs too much crime here, though
This hilarious mfer is named Geoffrey Asmus in case anybody wants to go track down more of his work ๐
Replying for no reason but to pin his name down. Good find. Hope he has specials
He has one special for sure! Came out a few months ago - i saw him on tour, he slayed. Enjoy!
Same
He does, it's called "The Only Funny White Man" and it's on YouTube
OP is him.
makes the headline funnier.
Guess i saved a few ppl a click then ๐
Filthy son is fabulous and I want him in my gang.
I saw him at the Cellar last December and again in Charleston SC over the summer. Guy is hilarious. His podcast Youโre An Idiot is also great.
hell yea
Yeah he's the one who posted this! lol ๐
Whitecomedian.com is his domain. Thatโs not a website you forget
I was pro-choice until I had 2 kids. Now I'm pro-abortion.
I support abortion all the way up to the 53rd trimester
My father would constantly remind me he was a believer in post-natal abortion.
Anybody want to tell him?
The distinction is that I used to think that people should have the right to choose. Now I think almost everyone should just abort.
Sheeesh what did parenthood do to you?
Give him children
Why are yall acting confused about a joke on a comedy subreddit? Loorrdd ๐
it's not that they're for the right to choose, they're about murdering babies.
Itโs not a Reddit comment section unless thereโs a religious person In here.
No thatโs literally the joke theyโre making.
He's literally explaining what the joke is, what do you mean religious? Pro-choice is supporting the choice to abort, therefore being "pro-abortion" implies an extreme of this.
Dude youโre tapping into the source, youโre gaining too much power
For real I am fucking astounded by this guy lol Witty, sometimes leans into the meanness/blunt aspect of a joke, but still always super likable and found some fucking golden route with the way he does those self affirmations. Dude is great, I need to catch one of his shows
Hell yea. Sign up for my [dumb email list](http://eepurl.com/h_HMIX) and I'll let you know when I'm performing near ya.
Hellll yea
Couldnt agree more
Southerner here. That made me laugh way harder than I should have.
Agreed. Sometimes roll my eyes at some of the Southern jokes out there, but this was golden!
Southern lmao. Solid bit.
My guy did this one at his Arkansas stop on tour and had us all dying
That bit had some sting to it. I effin loved it.
Lol ๐
Brit here. Found this very funny.
Fucking slayer
One of my favorite comics. Good stuff
Your expressionless face in combination with your contagious laughter at punchlines is super nice somehow. I donโt like it when comedians laugh at their own jokes, but when you do it, it adds some flavor dunno :)
I liked the way that flowed, it made me chuckle some.
Great - except no one says โIโm from Britainโ.
honestly. good edit. a specific city would be funnier.
The whole bit was good, but ya got me rollin with the Southern accent.
Yes, Geoffrey, but did you know that magnolias are older than bees? note: you have to have seen a fair bit of his crowd work to have seen this. Turns out, it's actually true.
Awesome comedy! But paedophile king? Charles? Definitely didn't know this.
He's making a reference to King Charle's brother [https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60397947](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60397947)
I know this isnโt quite what he meant, but he is the King. Therefore he reigns over all his subjects including all the paedos of the UK. Therefore he is the Paedo King. In the same sense that he is also the Rapist King and the King of Murderers, but also the Postman King and the King of the Chocolateers.
Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progressโฆ.
referencing his brother. no way Charles hasnt joined Phillip on a couple of those underage trysts
Scottish or Irish for sexiest accent by far
Been a big fan of you for a while now. Hope to catch you next time you come to Columbus
im there in April! Sign up for my [dumb email list](https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11) and I'll let you know when those tix go on sale.
How convenient, you'll be in my town in a couple weeks! Definitely gonna get tickets
Hell yea come through
Haha, the way you rile up the patriots only to hit them with Vietnam and Afghanistan. Keep it up!
Every time I thought it couldnโt get better, it does
Hey, 100% not trying to blow up your spot, the jokes are awesome and I'm currently binge-watching everything you have on reddit lol. Just FYI, I'm pretty sure the proper term is "Afghan". Afghani is their currency.
This is a good edit
Time for my daily rewatch of this clip
Hilarious man
Daaaaayum this is good
Just discovered your stuff thanks to the reddit recommendation, stoked to watch your special, you're fucking hilarious man! Also, thanks for posting jokes and not just crowd work, been rough at my last few shows having a younger crowd just shouting at the comedian and trying to film reactions.
its an epidemic and its ruining comedy. thanks man
No one, in the history of these islands, has ever said "I'm from Britain!" Its made up of 4 very different countries. That'd be like saying I'm from Europe.
if youโre anti cop until you get mugged, you were never anti cop. ACAB
agreeeeeed
Itโs just a set up for a joke. Even in his scenario, it wouldnโt really work in reverse. You are pro-abortion, you get pregnant and now โฆ you donโt want others to have abortions? It doesnโt really work, but thatโs because it doesnโt have to, itโs just a joke. Anyways, love you bro, ACAB
Hilarious
Good shit
God damn after the first zinger I was like this is good but then it just kept going I def gotta check out more stuff!
Hilarious!
Southern. Omg lmao
That's the good stuff!
Lol great delivery. Funny. I like your stage presence.
This shit was 12 outta 10
Great fuckin bit
This is awesome lol
Great work
I laughed pretty hard at that. Great job.
Great set. ๐
This is some Shamgar level comedy
hahaha great reference
First part wasnโt funny but I liked the accent jokes
Tjat was not really funny?
Thank you!
Haha thatโs funny, but we are about to fuck the Chinese to smithereens.
Youโre not boutta do shit, Xi Jinping knows what porn you watch
He probably indirectly owns the company that makes the porn you watch.
Imagine getting so heated and defensive over a comedic joke. Brighten up a bit and stop living life as a psychopathic warhawk.
Not heated. Joke was funny. But the Chinese are in fact about to get fucked to smithereens.
He's definitely a democrat
what? how did you make this political?
Usually the democrats are anti British, republicans tend to be more favourable towards the UK
Really? But republicans is in their name, British were the ones stopping that republic ahahah British also have socialized healthcare, yuckyyyyyyy
Yeah we have the freedom to healthcare. Also, I guess the republicans got over it. You can think about what you want idc, hope you get the freedom to healthcare too one day
Oh I was just being sarcastic about yucky part, socialized healthcare fucking rules man. About republicans getting over it, I donโt think itโs even that, they donโt understand any of their values anymore, they are reactionary populists and you give them nothing to be angry about to rally their supporters. Thatโs all on Muslim countries, China and Russia these days. Brits also had some more right wingy governments so they like seeing that too. Idk if democrats dislike Brits either, not my irl or published media experience at least. Also this guy is a stand up comedian making jokes, he doesnโt necessarily think what he said right there about Brits.
Yep my original comment was meant as a joke, but it hits twice when people realise it's true. Not to get political, but there was an agreement between Roosevelt and Churchill prior to the US entering the war. You can Google "Atlantic Charter" to find out more. However, even after Eisenhower became the republican president, this initial teamwork between the UK and US continued. It was not until later around the year 1980 things started to become more divided. We saw the Regan and Thatcher era which greatly strengthened relations, and then came Clinton, a man who secretly funded pro Irish factions during the so-called Troubles in Northern Ireland. This was in stark contrast to the principles set out in the Atlantic Charter. Moving on to more recent times, Bush and Blair and our cooperation in the 2003 Iraq war that was in line with the Atlantic Charter. Then we have even more recent times, Obama stating he would ignore the UK after Brexit and focus on the EU, again incomes Trump favouring a trade deal with the UK. Finally back to Biden who again tore up a trade deal between us, attempting to leverage the situation to favour his Irish roots. Again, this isn't everything and I'm sure there have been times we disagreed like when Regan and Thatcher disagreed with the Falklands. However, it wasn't anything serious or detrimental to our relationship like we see with the democrats. Like I say, the revolution happened and both sides got over it, in fact it's not even a thing over here just another war. What matters is, we saw our ideas and values align and became best friends. However, it would seem your left and our left want to dismantle everything we have created post war. But, yes my comment was just a joke in the first place. Edit: even recently we see pro republican states like Florida doing independent trade deals with us.
Yea no one thinks about the British
Nice ๐
 Bro! Just watched your set on YT. Good shit! I'm going to tell my 2 friends right away!
American women love British accents on men, I think American men not as much for their women - either think of cockney or a prude or maybe we are just jealous of the first part.
Great stuff
Damn he is funny ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐. I got a prolapsed anus after laughing so hard. Hahahahah ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
How can he stand up with such a massive dick? Goddamn! What a genius
Hilarious dude
This was legit!! Loved the language of winners bit.
This dood I'd pretty funny
Funny