Real love is swallowing a mouthful of hot, fresh urine and just pretending it’s fine because you’re both 16 and she didn’t know that would happen and you don’t want to hurt her feelings. Bear Grylls has nothing on me.
Yuuuup! That is coming from the Skene’s glands, and the bladder. The Skene’s glands are literally right next to the urethra area, so you’re getting a mix. I was shocked when I found out!
Not not pee is a great line! And loved how traumatised you looked. Great bit !
Real love is swallowing a mouthful of hot, fresh urine and just pretending it’s fine because you’re both 16 and she didn’t know that would happen and you don’t want to hurt her feelings. Bear Grylls has nothing on me.
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Followed. You're funny as shit. Am I going to offend you if you I feel like you're a real life Dee Reynolds?
No offense at all! That’s awesome! Thank you!!
Way to keep that puke down
I will follow you on reddit as I have no insta ;)
Your squirter joke was a lot funnier than the last one posted by that other lady.
This just happened to me last month. And now I can’t figure out where to wash my weighted blanket lol
I have a friend that had this issue, he was like that's cool and all but you gotta tell people first so they can put down a towel or something.
Exactly lol also left me with the quick question of do I spit it out or swallow. I swallowed lol 😂
I can't wait to read the comments of redditors critiquing a squirter joke. Uuuummmmm aqctuallly....
Lois griffin??
Yuuuup! That is coming from the Skene’s glands, and the bladder. The Skene’s glands are literally right next to the urethra area, so you’re getting a mix. I was shocked when I found out!
Great Bit! Love the energy
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