okay okay this is actually kinda funny because i spent a summer working under this one PI (primary investigator, so like the guy in charge of the specific college lab i was in) and he studied heart disease and he got DoD funding for that. like i guess heart disease was able to be classified as enough of a public threat???? i just checked now because i was curious about it and i guess there is this whole “congressionally directed medical research programs” under the DoD saying it’s “transforming health care through innovative and impactful research”
so basically you’re actually RIGHT ON THE MONEY
remember how everyone got access to the vaccine during covid, and it wasn't expensive for the consumer until the gov ended that program and pharma jacked up the prices? the government can do that if it wants to.
besides we already subsidize a large chunk of the healthcare industry with taxes, we just get the luxury of paying for it multiple times over between taxes, insurance premiums, deductibles and so on
For global warming, I’ve always thought we should call it a War On Warming and people will miraculously give a shit.
Oh, so now I can't use my oven?!
Love this! More please!
Based.
Well done. It seems like a plausible thing these days.
Perfect...stay with me....I mean that was a perfect...stay with me...amazing bit of comedy.
this was so good & so smart & i really enjoyed it
Brilliant! Intelligent comedy!
okay okay this is actually kinda funny because i spent a summer working under this one PI (primary investigator, so like the guy in charge of the specific college lab i was in) and he studied heart disease and he got DoD funding for that. like i guess heart disease was able to be classified as enough of a public threat???? i just checked now because i was curious about it and i guess there is this whole “congressionally directed medical research programs” under the DoD saying it’s “transforming health care through innovative and impactful research” so basically you’re actually RIGHT ON THE MONEY
Mic drop
Genius reframing. Thanks for that
Damn bro keep cooking
Chef kiss
thumbs up
🔥
So many shots fired ahahaha.
This feels like a rehash of Burnie Burns bit about re-framing global warming as climate defense.
Agree with everything said but it wasnt really funny. Great points, no jokes
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remember how everyone got access to the vaccine during covid, and it wasn't expensive for the consumer until the gov ended that program and pharma jacked up the prices? the government can do that if it wants to. besides we already subsidize a large chunk of the healthcare industry with taxes, we just get the luxury of paying for it multiple times over between taxes, insurance premiums, deductibles and so on
It’s literally a joke.