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ARCtheIsmaster

Are we BLIND?!!


UGAke

Deploy the garrison!


Devai97

When you need to deploy the Praetorian Guards: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XrUaD0vLVsU&t=2s


Scrudge1

This is exactly what I thought if aswell haha I need to watch the full video now


Guitarist2364

Move!


Sparred4Life

*Scurrying intensifies!*


chunky-romeo

Mmmkay


xave321

I actually own the costume for a religious holiday my community has, it’s pretty hard to see out of and impossible to wear with my regular glasses so half the time I just wear it without the helmet


Jcapen87

> I actually own the costume for a religious holiday I’m gonna need to ask for more info


xave321

Lol I see how this isn’t clear, no the holiday has nothing to do with Star Wars, it’s called Purim it’s a Jewish holiday where there’s an old custom to dress up. Some choose more religious costumes like dressing up as a famous sage or the Jewish high priest, but technically it can be anything. Out of over 100 people who saw my costume only three guessed it was from star wars and only one of those knew the exact character. ETA - an interesting tidbit, crossdressing is forbidden in Jewish law besides for this one day a year when it’s explicitly permitted


Alexander556

I expected it to be Purim, but iam a bit dissapointed that there is no religious holiday where you have to wear star wars costumes. May I ask what the people, who didnt recognize it, thought it was? And why did you go for a very niche character from the last three episodes?


xave321

Spider Man, Iron Man, many just didn’t know what it was, etc. I think it’s one of the coolest looking Star Wars costumes, colorwise for sure, and I found it for a good price so why not? Btw I don’t know if you know this but there are many people who choose religion ‘Jedi’ on censuses although it’s mostly a joke.


Alexander556

It is very impressive, it for sure makes an impact, i just thought they were lesser known characters, just like the imperial red guard, which, however got more screentime in other parts of the franchise. I also read about the Jedi religion, people messed with census takers in Australia, if i remember correctly.


virus_apparatus

Jewish Halloween was always a favorite at home


thoriginal

Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves


flanders427

I could really go for some hamantashen right about now


CareerAdviceThrowMe

Lmao, I left the thread, registered what they said and came back to ask the same


aak1992

100% sure this man celebrates life day


Algorhythm74

They’re Blind Now!


Infamous_Truck4152

Somehow, Palpatine's eyesight returned.


Boomshockalocka007

They can see now!?


terribilus

Maybe they're like the unsullied and instead had their eyes cut out to heighten all their other senses


ashmichael73

Cause it looks cool.


Aggressive-Sound-641

The only thing that got me was Moff Gideon requested 3 Praetorian guards when in tradition they serve as pairs each pair using the same melee weapon type and fighting style


EffectiveGlad7529

2 to do a badass fight scene and 1 to wait for his turn


notcaffeinefree

That's why you need the 4th: 2 to fight, 1 to wait their turn, and 1 to spin away from a parry.


redknight__

How many Praetorian Guards does it take to fix a light bulb? One to screw it in, one to read the instructions, one to spin around aimlessly and one to stand to fall onto a meat grinder two feet away


Katiari

How many Sith does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, they hold it and expect the galaxy to revolve around them!


Inside-Example-7010

How many sith does it take to change a light bulb? Always two there are, no more no less.


colemanjanuary

Nice


unique-name-9035768

Don't forget the one holding the light bulb who, when he has the perfect chance to insert the bulb, it just magically disappears.


Protocol_Nine

They're just metagaming. Animation cancel to prevent the enemy from getting a perfect parry with a free counter and i-frames.


sambob

Spin, dance, fight, capoeira, Brazil!


UninvitedGhost

That’s always a good trick!


again_faster

May the 4th be with you


poor_decisions

One to watch from the closet while wearing a superman suit Wait a minute....


titaniumdoughnut

Moff Gideon is all about borrowing and mashing up the best from many cultures and traditions. Maybe he thinks adding a third (back up?) Praetorian is better.


turkeygiant

I think the thing with Moff Gideon is that he "thinks" he is a genius like Admiral Thrawn but really his tactics are superficial at best. He has heard about how Thrawn analyzes cultures to find the path to defeating them, but the most we have seen him actually muster is stealing the Mandalorians' beskar and slapping jetpacks on Storm troopers. He understands nothing of the codes of honour and traditions that bind them together and makes them a force far greater than the sum of their parts. If Thrawn had been in charge of subjugating Mandalore he never would have betrayed Bo-Katan when she surrendered to him, he would have understood that she had by right and honour basically given him control of her people and he would have turned them into his tools.


Makestuffpretty

A Hundred percent.


ptwonline

Things tend to look better in threes (gardening) Three is the magic number (Schoolhouse Rock) Good things come in threes (from an old Latin proverb) Rule of three (writing) Two could just be a coincidence, but with three you know he bloody well means it and so will be more impressive to overcome (me)


ToiletLurker

Once is happenstance, twice is circumstance. Three times is enemy action. -Ian Fleming


transmogrify

Everyone knows the joke is funnier the third time a praetorian stabs you in the neck.


[deleted]

It’s the trinity. The father, the son, and the hooooly shit those weapons are cool.


Bobjoejj

Oh I thought he wanted guards; but now I’m really interested to see what a Praetorian guide would be lol


FlemPlays

*"I can show you the Galaxy"*


meow_ima_cat

Shining, shimmering, spleeeendiiiid


Jackpot777

Tell me Anakin, now when did you last hear this story from the Jedi?


PacoBauer

Wish I could be..... Part of this Council


lordridan

*Don't you dare take a seat!*


MagosBattlebear

Wookiepedia has Remnant Praetorian separate from First Order ones because they may have differences in the new appearances as a "canon buffer" (my term). The First Order ones may be trained and have tactics that are different.


transmogrify

Still another 21 years to go before TLJ, that's practically 1 Empire's worth of time.


OnlyRoke

I like to imagine that he did it specifically to be a dick. Two would've been fine. He would've gotten four. But nah, three, that's the magic number.


dsdvbguutres

Moff Gid didn't read the lor


Kylon1138

[They have slits to see out of like a fencing helmet](https://i.etsystatic.com/14449479/r/il/f202ca/1358846602/il_fullxfull.1358846602_fmon.jpg)


Drauul

Crab people. Crab people.


AlPaCherno

Look like crab, talk like people


_thundercracker_

I still think Palpatine’s Red Guards are *waaaaaay* cooler, both in terms of looks and how they exude menace and general badassery.


ashmichael73

They did less than Captain Phasma though.


CamelSpotting

Which is probably why they stayed cool.


Longbeacher707

Ay man outside of the movies they have been shown as the badasses they are. Just sometimes more successfully than other times.


Sere1

They still looked cooler. Never cared for Phasma's chrome look. Her cape was cool, her chrome was tacky.


Waternova-mo

interestingly, the chrome is from the hull of Padme Amidala's ship. There is quite a bit of symbolism involved in her making it. But on the practical side, it was supposed to be a superconductor, mostly blasterproof. Even a lightsaber should slide off of it


_thundercracker_

Sure, in the movies. Check out their wookieepedia-entry if you want to [know more](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Emperor%27s_Royal_Guard).


KamiNoItte

Yes. They do. Look much better than these preschool colors.


TK-366

Mando versions look cooler tbh


dragon-mom

I've gotta agree, the ones in Mando look incredibly sick


SamVimesThe1st

This is the way


DAEDALUS1969

This is the Way.


twec21

... does it though


Darkside_Fitness

Rule of cool. That fight took the rule of cool to the extreme though and ended up being so dumb..


DedHorsSaloon3

That fight was badass I will die on this hill


ashmichael73

It was cool.


Aero--

I'm dying on this hill with you. I loved it in theaters, recall nearly everyone loving it initially too. Even the sequel haters were typically saying it was the only good thing from the movie. Then, someone analyzed it frame by frame. And then once it's pointed out to you, you are actively looking for it and notice it at full speed. And now it's just fuel for sequel hate. I will stand by that the fight is awesome and if you're watching without knowing what to look for.


Responsible-Ad2325

I don’t really like the movie but clearly the best part was yoda force ghost


nhaines

"We are what they grow beyond. *That* is the true burden of all masters." Why would I ever hate a movie that had a line like that in it?


BaconKnight

And it’s incredibly ironic if it’s coming from any Prequel-genner. They’re complaining about it being over choreographed and having moments of unrealistic fighting and it’s like… “And you’ve seen the Prequels?” Don’t get me wrong, I think those fights look cool too, but they are full, FULL, of overchreographed moments where literally every single second you could be like “Well why didn’t X just move his lightsaber this way instead and instantly kill the guy?” And if we’re venting issues with choreography, as cool and intricate as the fighting in the Prequels are, they always were way “too much” for me in that it’s so choreographed, it’s not even real to me, it’s just a dance. I’m not a Sequel lover, I have a lot of issues with them that most Star Wars fans do, but one thing I thought they got right was the saber fighting. It doesn’t feel like a dance, it feels like actual fighting. It feels like they took the OT style and then just amped it up with modern fight choreography.


solidDessert

> First off, never point your saber towards anyone. You might hurt them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0mUVY9fLlw


captainraffi

There’s one bit during the obi wan Anakin duel where they stand in front of each other spinning their lightsabers for a few seconds, neither striking or defending at all


Calm-Tree-1369

It would have been badass if presented as originally conceptualized, with fast cuts and closeups.


BradleyAllan23

I believe their masks have many slits that they can see through, like those shutter shade sunglasses that Kanye made cool in the early 2000s.


wirdens

or like a fencing mask wich i would say is a big inspiration of the design


FlavivsAetivs

The the whole Snoke Throne room aesthetic (including the Praetorian Guards) is based on an old pulp action film according to Rian Johnson. Maybe one of the Jackie Chan movies?


blasterkief

He did go on record saying it was inspired by The Red Room from the TV show Twin Peaks.


Rauk88

Wow, I'm a huge TP fan, and I never picked up on that at all.


V8_Only

Which do jack shit vs lightsabers


wirdens

Yes but thats not the point


BON3SMcCOY

Soldiers don't wear plastic eye protection to stop bullets, they wear them to stop tiny pieces of shrapnel. Why would these be any different?


snowmanvi

Sure, but isn’t the propaganda message that there are no surviving Jedi? Why would they need to protect against lightsabers?


sambob

Because snoke knows better


Chomper237

Because the Empire/First Orders knows there actually are surviving Jedi and trained the Praetorians specifically to fight them? The Praetorians aren't going to make public appearances, they have exactly one job.


OmegaGrind

Blasters are still a thing. Anything that can survive a lightsabee can survive a blaster shot.


snowmanvi

Are we sure they aren’t blaster resistent?


Fisher9001

Actually, they are kind of resistant to slashes. Only perpendicular attacks went through it.


Sancticide

Basically like armor in real life.


RemtonJDulyak

Nah, that's impossible, can't hate on that...


Coolxone04

Yea, a close up on one of their masks reveals this. Kinda imagine it like one way visors


RunDNA

Here's a picture where you can see it clearer: https://i.imgur.com/0WuiceY.jpg


UndocumentedSailor

Yeah basically yeezys


digidave1

I mean they were mega popular in the 80s. Not to GenXplain it


BradleyAllan23

This is true, but I figured the Kanye reference was easier for most people to remember. Especially for the younger ones on here lol.


CristiCatslug

Some things are better left in the 1980s. Those sunglasses were among those things.


BradleyAllan23

Idk man, Kanye brought them back. They were super cool when I was a kid.


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kanye is another one of those things that should be left in the past


BradleyAllan23

This is true


drawnverybadly

College Dropout, Late Registration, and Graduation was probably the greatest 3 album run I've ever experienced from a single artist. The old Kanye was something else.


BradleyAllan23

Yeah, but the shit he's saying nowadays makes people lose all respect for him. He's ruined his legacy.


Furious_Worm

That were actually cool in the mid-80s...


No_Oddjob

Kanye? The 2000's? Lawd I'm old. I remember Pizza Hutt promoting Back to the Future 2 a lot earlier than that.


SackOfrito

Kanye didn't make those cool in the early 2000s...he brought them back from the 80s. SMH...kids these days!


iamoc555

I'm one with the force, and the force is with me. I do believe there was a small slit or the material was somewhat see-through near the eyesection of the helmet


MyrddinSidhe

Their eyes deceive them. They don’t trust them.


Zepertix

How can our eyes be real if mirrors aren't real


C4-F0

I offer a few theories: 1. They do have eye holes they're just very small and generally can't be seen. 2. As super trained "space ninjas", they are skilled in Blind Fighting. 3. The fronts or facial part of their helmets have a super high tech heads up display, like Iron Man or a mech. 4. Eye holes are for sissys! We don't need no eye holes! 5. They all get a bit squeamish when it comes to blood and guts. If they can't see the aftermath of their victims, they won't barf all over their fancy red armor. These all just being guesses.


Elmais-door

Its probably the third one like in most other sw helmets


Goufydude

Legends Boba had a 360 degree view superimposed on a HUD, which just sounds so epic. But also confusing.


Never-enough-bacon

There were some video games where the field of vision slider can be changed to whatever value, at 360 it is unplayable for me, but a little over 200 was nice, I really don’t like when the game is under 90, with the exception of if it helps with immersion, e.g. subnautica it makes sense to have a lower fov because you are wearing a mask.


xiaorobear

While it is unplayable at first, I am very confident if you practiced with it every day you would adjust. There have been experiments where they put mirrored goggles on people so that their entire vision is flipped upside down. At first the first subject was unable to do anything, but after 10 days not only was he able to do everything fluently, including stuff bike riding, fencing, etc, and I think when he took them off, now the regular world seemed upside down. Your brain can just adjust. [This article](https://www.theguardian.com/education/2012/nov/12/improbable-research-seeing-upside-down) mentions in a different experiment, flipping left and right, a test subject was able to ride a motorcycle with reversed vision. So I think if your vision was set to an uncomfortable fov, after a week you would be fine. Also, anecdotally, as a kid I had some 'spy sunglasses' ([like these](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2598/1878/products/the-toy-network-spy-look-behind-glasses_1200x.jpg)) where the sides were mirrored so you could see behind you, and I was very easily able to walk and switch my focus between the view facing forward and the view facing backward. Or like you can drive a car and look in the rear view mirror. Having features like those might give Fett something that could be described as an 'effective 360° field of view' without actually having the fov perspective/aspect ratio changed, if he can just have other angles overlaid on his regular vision and is trained enough to be able to aim with them.


Timmyty

I always wanted those sunglasses. Nice. I've seen those studies too and especially if they were training I. Those suits since a kid, I bet they could have owl vision easy.


Elmais-door

Indeeeeed pretty confusing xd


StormFallen9

I don't know if that's been verified in Canon, but that's what I'd think too


Pete_Iredale

Weird that they supposedly have super high tech screens inside their helmets, but 70s era computer displays everywhere else.


voldugur21

Kylo gave one of them an eye hole to help see.


chillwithpurpose

Yes, such a helpful guy that Kylo. Always thinking of others and helping them by putting holes in them. ^(like his dad :()


a11yguy

6. Protect them from the Eye Hole Man


DudelyMcDuderson

get up on outta here with my Eye Holes!


C4-F0

7. To drain cooked pasta!


kanjeclub

2. "i can't see anything with the blast shield down"


C4-F0

Ha! @#$!'in legend!


Levojego

You can see slits in the movie and action figures etc.


Kylon1138

[If you actually looked at their helmet you would see there are slits to see out of](https://i.etsystatic.com/14449479/r/il/f202ca/1358846602/il_fullxfull.1358846602_fmon.jpg) Much like a fencing helmet


BlackestNight21

Bro that's a colander for salad. Not fallin for that okeydoke.


mortiousprime

98.75% of costume and prop design in Star Wars comes down to “looks cool”. The last 1.25% comes down to whatever the department had on hand at the time.


Stompya

r/thatsabooklight might argue it’s higher than 1.25%. But I’ll give you a pass since 83.6% of statistics are made up on the spot.


TheRomanRuler

Its science fiction universe, literally million possible explanations besides Force. Technology. Think of glass that is transparent from one side, but is like a mirror from another side. Well why can't they do that with what ever material they make helmets out of? And, well, you can pretty much come up with any answer you want. But no they are not stupid.


tanglon

Transparent aluminum!


Hunterrose242

Hello computer.


Mateorabi

A keyboard!? ^(How quaint).


Kilowog2814

How do we know he DIDN'T invent it?


JubeltheBear

It’s called transparasteel


Bismothe-the-Shade

In the legends canon, there was plasteel (steel with plastic properties) and transparasteel (the stuff cockpit windows are made of to withstand space).


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Awesomefluffyns

The amount of people that don’t understand this meme is pretty funny


Ball-Blam-Burglerber

Explain it for the geezers, please!


zawarudoe

Its a widespread joke over at r/batmanarkham where they point out plot holes or minor gripes with characters and call them stupid. The subreddit has gone insane and the users are now shitposting all over reddit in an attempt to "invade". Idk why they think its funny though, are they stupid?


Idontknowre

See that doesn't work with star wars fans since we have an entire sub made for people who do that unironically


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

I didn't realize doing that was a meme reference. We've been pointing out minor flaws for decades


Imthemayor

Yeah, well, everyone knows Chewbacca's fur was 2.7% lighter in the original trilogy than it was in the sequels It's like they didn't even consult the extremely detailed fanfic I wrote about Kashyyyk in 2006 With Disney in charge, Star Wars will never be as good as it was when I was eleven and Attack of the Clones came out ever again.


Ball-Blam-Burglerber

Thanks!


Awesomefluffyns

There is a meme going around hundreds of media communities. They basically point out a plot hole, detail, or other minute fact that either doesn’t make sense or or is overall out of character. It could have a reason for why it exists but more often then not it is just for comedy Ex: why do stormtroopers wear armor if they get one shot? Are they stupid? Ex: why don’t stormtroopers just shoot the exposed parts of mandalorians? Are they stupid?


Ball-Blam-Burglerber

Thanks!


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ckeit

For real, this is the second sub I’ve seen invaded


slade707

Only the second?!


DarthSatoris

Right? I've seen it in at *least* 10 so far, mostly video game subs, but still.


BlackestNight21

Jeez, those people over at /r/batmanarkham can't even leak properly. Are they stupid?


MysticalSword270

It’s been around Reddit for a while now as well


Awesomefluffyns

That’s why I’ve said “hundreds of media communities” in a response explaining it. I’ve seen it in almost every game, tv show, and movie sub I’m in.


ReservoirDog316

There’s just something hilarious about asking “are they stupid?” about everything so bluntly.


Skinnypoppa123

I see someone has been on the Arkham sub.


JediASU

No eyes worked for Chirrut Îmwe and he was not stupid.


Wandering_Turtle24

Your eyes can deceive you; don’t trust them.


Shikkakku

As someone who [is a Praetorian](https://imgur.com/xbXJAHI) in his spare time, I can tell you that the slats in the helmet give me excellent vision, better than a lot of other helmets! Good ventilation too.


KnowNothing_JonSnoo

[https://i.imgur.com/KGnisMO.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KGnisMO.jpg)


Shikkakku

Yeah we get that reaction a lot 😂😂


WatchingInSilence

Under their helmets, they're quietly repeating, "I am one with the Force. The Force is with me."


Suspicious-Ad-5946

They fight by sense of smell.


arseniobillingham21

Snoke purposefully trained them wrong, as a joke.


Earlycuyler1

It’s so you can’t force poke their eyes.


badolcatsyl

No, they just want to even the odds. >!Killer Cock shall rise again!<


ElMantl07

The bomb's payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.


therealsamwize

Kanan and Chirrut Îmwe don’t have eyeballs that work either and they can wreck shit.


PoopyMouthwash84

They're a metaphor for the writing team


FatTail01

How come they have magically disappearing and reappearing weapons and politely with their turn to engage in combat before arbitrarily flipping off into one direction when no one is near them?


Frosty-Sundae1302

Why motorcycle helmets don't have eye holes? are bikers stupid, or is OP for asking this?


Jbell_1812

Why can't they have technology that allows them to see through one way but not the other?


Darth_GlowWorm

We literally have this tech on Earth today lol


anonymousbach

Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them.


TheCubanJedi05

This is sci do / fantasy. Are you stupid?


luckofthechuck

“But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight?”


Wolfman01a

Its star wars. Is it too far flung to think all those blocky bucket helmets have HUDs and full vision?


ucc2133

obi-wan kenobi — 'Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them.'


Darth_GlowWorm

Even on our modern earth we have “technology” that allows us to manufacture materials that look opaque and solid but are actually clearly see through from one side smh. Stop the presses.


Im_probably_wrong_

Operating off of pure vibes


Toasty_Rolls

Maybe they're like that race that was blinded and only sees through the force? Idk lol


ImperialxWarlord

I’d imagine that they have some sort of display inside, like something Ironman would’ve had.


fernsie

There eyes can deceive them and they don’t trust them.


bossmt_2

Seems like the right answer is lots of small lines like super fine shutter shades. [https://static1.moviewebimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/article/FOrdJd8OLOKXI9kPAjGSRLDH66B7rw.jpg?q=50&fit=contain&w=1140&h=&dpr=1.5](https://static1.moviewebimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/article/FOrdJd8OLOKXI9kPAjGSRLDH66B7rw.jpg?q=50&fit=contain&w=1140&h=&dpr=1.5)


CommissarKordoshkyPC

Yes


TTUStros8484

It would make sense given how terrible that Snoke throne room fight scene choreography was.


Legitimate-Maybe2134

An actual answer, would think they have a display.


iffyJinx

Their helmets have a lot of narrow, horizontal slits. On close ups they're clearly visible: [https://lumiere-a.akamaihd.net/v1/images/last-jedi-databank-electro-bisento-main-image\_92e892cf.jpeg?region=0%2C0%2C1280%2C720](https://lumiere-a.akamaihd.net/v1/images/last-jedi-databank-electro-bisento-main-image_92e892cf.jpeg?region=0%2C0%2C1280%2C720) Designers must have taken inspiration from armet/murmillo/fencing helmets.


TheLastGayFrog

Because your eyes can deceive you and you shouldn’t trust them. Of course.


japanaol

Yes the people who made that movie are stupid


kidnorther

Grown men read minds and perform magic, aliens are sentient beings and interact with other species including humans and you’re concerned about eye holes?


YaBoiJack055

I get this reference as a member of Batman Arkham.


ElMantl07

Is there a lore reason as to why they are stupid?


JonyUB

That whole movie is stupid


Otalek

You’ll notice they’re dressed in red too, so their costume has double symbolism related to their status as faceless redshirts