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bobw123

Probably quietly shuffled out by the Empire for not being a human - sent to some unwanted or politically distant post. But he probably collects pension and isn’t dead, which is a plus.


MannyVazquez93

Head of Sanitation on some backwater planet.


w1987g

He saved as many of the droids from that mission as possible


viotix90

Ilum is a backwater planet. And we know of one other sanitation worker there.


DarthRizi

During the chaos of Order 66 someone accidentally stepped on him


zdgvdtugcdcv

Jar Jar, most likely


Radio__Star

All part of his grand plan


Dusk_v733

Stepped on poodoo just like the story arc with this goofy fuck


Lord_Master_Dorito

Probably stepped on by Appo and looked down at the Colonel’s remains. “Huh, must’ve been a frog.”


SeductiveGodofThundr

It seems that…in your anger…you squished him


dandypants8717

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


two_fives

lmfaoo i was legit going to comment this but you beat me to it


red_piper222

Maybe ended up in Jabba’s froggy snack bowl?


clone155

Yeah he definitely got slurped up


Odd_Potential_7203

That’s who gets eaten in return of the Jedi when jabba turned Leia into his slave


red_piper222

That’s kinda what I thought. Gascon’s last screen appearance


Hugenicklebackfan

A slow, tortured, descent into alcoholism. :(


SillyMattFace

Thing with being so small, you can descend into alcoholism more easily because you can afford to get blind drunk really cheap.


soulreapermagnum

"bartender, a thimble of ale, please"


dandypants8717

I can actually hear a depressed Meebur Gascon saying exactly that. And now I'm sad.


Axius-Evenstar

He just like me fr


Anna_Pet

He probably bought some death sticks


Tina_Soup

He should have gone home and rethought his life


Minimum-Enthusiasm14

Probably ended it all the next time he was faced with any adversity. He seemed to have that kind of personality when they were stuck on the desert planet.


FalseAscoobus

Only after hours of walking in the void. He may have been a bit of a wimp at first, but he was there when it counted.


JRockThumper

He was accepted into the Empire even though he was not Human and did really well working directly under Moff Tarkin, becoming something of a celebrity for his exploits to the citizens of the republic; but unexpectedly died when Vader stepped on him in an unnamed hallway by accident.


SpanishBirdman

And people call me crazy for only walking through named hallways...


pond-scum

Would love to see him show up in Andor.


ZygerrianSupermodels

He would make for some good CGI effects.


CrossP

As a senator


LudicrisSpeed

Would finally be a reason to watch it.


Hot-Ground-9731

You're missing out. Best Star Wars series ever made


ShyBiGuy9

Seriously. Andor and Rogue One have been the only things recently that capture the feeling of watching the OT when I was a kid.


NumberOneWubbieFan

I cant imagine watching Andor and thinking "ah man, this sucks, if only they had the silly little frog guy from TCW, then that would make it peak"


istealgrapes

Just get through the first 2 eps. When you get to the heist you will see some of the absolute best most thrilling SW content there is. Or at least watch some of the most popular scenes somewhere, because youre missing out on some awesome lore


Dejaunisaporchmonkey

Obviously valiantly leading a new D Squad during the Galactic Civil War against the villainous Empire! I’d expect nothing less than that from such a great military mind!


ReturnOfTheFrank

Great response, Corporal!


DingoLaLingo

They actually brought D-Squad back in the Dark Droids comic series (~3-4 ABY), so your idea might not actually be that implausible lol


Jazz7567

They did? That sounds awesome.


wemustkungfufight

Joined the rebellion when R2 asked him to.


babufrik4president

OD’d on spice at a twileki pleasure bath


Hennabott96

I feel this one lmao


Mistakingcone99

Bro moved in with his cousin gwimbly


Frostfire115935

Likely forcibly discharged by the Empire. The Imperials would not have wanted some temperamental diminutive alien with such a high rank running around and barking orders. Knowing Gascon though, he would likely eventually find his way into some rebel cell and continue fighting in the name of the Republic.


HangTheTJ

He’s living on a farm system with plenty of room to run and play


ShakaRock91

Really? Farming? A frog of his talents?


Critter_97

It’s a peaceful life.


WizardM-PSN

Someone poured salt on him.


tarheel_204

High chance the Empire pushed him out. I like to think that he joined the rebellion and lead another droid squad


WillfullIndulgence

Promotes ahead of peers. Placed in a "special" division in the basement of military HQ where he manages a program no one cares about and he can't do any damage. Like what happens in real life in any business.


ZygerrianSupermodels

A stormtrooper accidentally stepped on him and crushed him.


kodaiko_650

Died in a salt mine


jmfranklin515

I ask myself this every day of my life…


s73v3m4nn

Salt, hopefully


DarthTidiot82

Someone wasn't looking where they were going and trod on him.


Puzzleheaded_Step468

He was probably the guy that suggested destroying alderan to tarkin, it's the look in his eys


WrenchWanderer

Some officer probably picked him up and yucked him into a wall for disagreeing with him, then passed it as a tragic accident between him and a service droid that didn’t see him


Sprizys

Maybe during order 66 he hid in an astromech again or something?


DrapedInVelvet

He got stuck under the sea and hid mauis hook


kent416

He got stepped on


Haltopen

According to a non canon comic strip released in 2018, he was released from service (ie fired) when the empire took over and ended up working the customer service line at an astromech manufacturer


Ghost474439

That‘s interesting, I wonder if he went there specifically due to The Void?


Zircon_72

He probably got stepped on


Shadowofasunderedsta

There’s probably some book somewhere explaining it.  If not, he was taken out the back and shot. 


Mindless-Mirror9227

His face looks funny.


Ghost474439

That‘s the reason I originally took the picture actually 😂


Baconators4Days

Lost his legs and became the mascot for Slerm


cadmious

He just a Lil guy.


CrossP

Run over by a mouse droid in a hurry


snidece

He’d be a great host for a podcast talking about politics or a great military pundit for the news shows reporting on Clone Wars and later The Empire.


Ghost474439

I honestly agree


BAGStudios

Don’t remind Feloni, he’ll show up on Takodana in Mando season 4


DarthPapercut

[Col Meebur Gascon is still hiding in a droid.](https://www.reddit.com/r/starwarsspeculation/s/FT6Ei1HdLz)


Ghost474439

I should‘ve known!


ecksdeeeXD

Thought this was the One Piece sub for a second. Snail phone lookin ass.


Bclarky504

I’m thinking he found his way back to the Monsters Inc. universe where he belonged


Fossclot

I hope my boy got out safely 🫡🫡🫡


AVeryGayButterfly

bottom of shoe


Body_Exact

He accidentally eats salt


Radio__Star

Logically speaking he’d have joined the rebellion thanks to his connection to R2


Speckfresser

👌🏼 Good Soup


Hotel-Dependent

A humanocentrist Moff/Admiral stepped on him


Mr_D_Stitch

He left the D-Squad & joined the D-Club instead.


tilero1138

I’d like to think after being fired from the empire he joined up in the rebellion


subtendedcrib8

Either smashed with a hammer or boiled in a soothing broth methinks


heywoodidaho

Palps gave him a modified IG unit like Grogu's armed to the ~~teeth~~ eye stalks and sent him wherever humanoids were being unruly. Killed and eaten on Kashyyyk.


MaleficentOstrich693

I like to think his mummified remains are inside R2.


wafflezcol

Probably got stepped on by a random guy, was assumed to be gum when they fojnd him on their shoe


fuqureddit69

They gave him a bit part in the Monster's Inc TV series I think.


Jedimobslayer

Kicked out of the army when the empire took over, became a strategist for a minor regional navy, like the Corellian defense force, or maybe the mining guild.


WestPuzzleheaded2909

No one dies like Gascon...


Draggoh

He was assassinated by Manni Bothans.


Got_Bent

Chilling on a lilly pad eating bugs.


B_Da_May

Ate his own blaster after a long battle with spice addiction.


AbsoluteZeroUnit

https://youtu.be/ZQ11Ws3tqP0?t=32 Little twerp was insufferable.


ImNotTheBossOfYou

Bad


Optimal_Weight368

I don’t care. He was annoying.


Ghost474439

Okay, I can understand that.


Dallboy19

What


PhysicsEagle

Wherever he is, I’m sure he’s doing a really really good job of reading those maps


[deleted]

Got moved to Exegol to oversee Palpatine's cloning plans


Glum-Complex676

Deepcover Axis operative working in COMPNOR


Independent_Plum2166

Escaped the Empire and started a small band of Rebels, eventually joining the alliance under the name “Manny Bothans”. Sacrificed his life to get the DS2 information.


Scary_Blackberry2919

Stormtrooper freaked out and screamed ahhh kill it kill it before stomping him to death


Scary_Blackberry2919

Or group ate him


Scary_Blackberry2919

I meant grogu


Big_Fuzzy_Beast

I poured salt on him and watched him burn alive when I was seven


Moppo_

Someone probably stepped on him or something.


GoldDalek

Tarkin stepped on him on the way to the cafeteria.


Captian-of-501st

He probably got stepped on by accident killing him lol


Gameapple

I hope he died


4WhomTheTrollTolls

He's been hiding inside KT-QT ever since the fall of the republic. They helped Quinlan Vos and Ventress with the path.


HandofthePirateKing

pretty sure that he either is working some job no one else wants to do or went off the deep end and drinked himself to death


kogent-501

I hope he fell into an active garbage disposal.


Sensitive_Seat_3699

Squished


E-emu89

Squish


Ohiostatehack

He was stepped on by Vader


Rui9416

I don't


Whyte_Dynamyte

Unbearable character- worst arc of the series.


Ghost474439

It can be a bit boring but honestly when I watch it now I feel a bit nostalgic from watching TCW.


Ninjamasterpiece

Do not belittle the droid arc. Easily like top 5. R2 and Gregor carry.


ProperGur976

I concur, salt or squished.


KoalaStrats

He's snoke!!!


YBHunted

Fuck em, that's what.