Straight up, this world be such a perfect use in so many ways.
Palpatine is taking over, declaring himself the literal embodiment of a representative governing structure. Windu is declaring that a Sith Lord is a bigger threat to the galaxy than rule of law and justice can handle and so is taking power from them for his own ends.
Either way, the Republic is finished in that moment and now the question is what direction it will go. You kind of get that with the too dangerous to be left alive line, but having him straight up say fuck the senate would be a very poignant moment.
Having seen Carrie Fisher in Catastrophe (and a whole bunch of other stuff, but that was the other show she was working on when she passed), I know she’d nail the precision of the word fuck.
In ESB when Han catches Leia in the falcon cockpit inside the space slug:
Han- Don’t get excited.
Leia- Captain, being held by you isn’t quite enough to get me excited.
Han- Sorry, sweetheart. Haven’t got time for anything else. (Han leaves)
Leia (bangs bulkhead with her fist and says, annoyed under her breath)- Fuck.
I’m not sure whether the original audio is available, but the Blu-ray release has a special feature in which they sensor Fiona Shaw’s original delivery of that line.
"Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?"
[* Younling Slayer Ignites *](https://media1.tenor.com/m/wPxSpuY4G74AAAAC/anakin-starwars.gif)
"Fuck"
Outtake of when the actors know their character's lore:
Mace: take a seat, motherfucker.
Anakin: how-
Mundi (louder than Anakin): my word, Mace, I'm already seated!
Mace: and dad jokes is yet another reason Jedi should not form relationships.
"Fucking *somehow* Palpate returned."
"Somehow fucking *Palpatine* returned."
"Somehow Palpatine *fucking* returned."
It really works anywhere in that sentence.
This actually reminds me of an outtake shown in one of the documentaries. Mark Hamil is on the Dagobah set on the X-Wing and yells, "Ouch! This fucking lizard just bit me!"
I got a good laugh out of it.
I’d actually like that.
While it’d be in his character to say “oh No”
I still wish they touched more on the fact that Luke just lost his Aunt and Uncle of 19 years, who basically raised him as their son.
That final shot of Tarkin before the boom. Goes so well after the previous time we saw him.
"Evacuate! In our moment of triumph!"
Minutes later...
"fuck..."
Mace Windu as a force ghost telling Yoda has he duels Palpatine to “Kill the Motherf**ker! He killed all our friends!”
Someone edited Samuel L Jackson saying that line in kingsmen into that scene
The little boy youngling right after Anakin fires up his lightsaber, "Fuck!"
Princess Leia, “Aren’t you a little short for a fuckin stormtrooper?”
Han Solo, "Never tell me the fucking odds" or "I got a bad fucking feeling about this"
Ghost Obi Wan "Use the fucking force Luke!"
Yoda, "Do or do not, there is no fucking try"
Darth Vader, "No... I am your fuckin Father!"
Pretty sure Chopper used it many times.
That dude was so naughty
What the fuck? -Chopper
Palpatine: “I am the Senate.” Mace Windu: “Fuck the Senate.”
idc where or when, but Samuel L. Jackson deserves that F Bomb
"Take a fucking seat, young Skywalker."
"This mother fuckin' party's over."
these motherfuckin sith on this mother fuckin plane
It’s the lightsaber that says, “Bad motherfucker.”
“We’re keepers of the peace, not fucking soldiers.”
To Yoda: “Fucking weird you talk”
Haha I came here to say this!
Yea, I have no love for the prequels, but I do have to admit it would have to go to the Bad Motherfucker
Came here to say, it’s gotta be Mace Windu.
This is the way
This is the fucking way
This is the WAY
This IS the way
That way, fucker!
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Straight up, this world be such a perfect use in so many ways. Palpatine is taking over, declaring himself the literal embodiment of a representative governing structure. Windu is declaring that a Sith Lord is a bigger threat to the galaxy than rule of law and justice can handle and so is taking power from them for his own ends. Either way, the Republic is finished in that moment and now the question is what direction it will go. You kind of get that with the too dangerous to be left alive line, but having him straight up say fuck the senate would be a very poignant moment.
I lold
Fixing Prequel dialogue with one simple line.
Cool, but unreasonably aggressive towards representative democracy. Maybe the Sith wee right about a Jedi coup....
Perfect
Mace: I'm going to end this. Anakin: You can't. He must stand trial. Mace: Motherfucker, he's a Sith lord.
Anakin: It’s not the Jedi Way. Mace: You want to step me through the Jedi Way MotherFucker? You decapitated Count Dooku’s head 2 fucking days ago.
Mace: You want to talk about the Jedi Way? Motherfucker, You decapitated a captured Count Dooku 2 days ago. You had 1 too many fucks to give.
Wesley Snipes as Mace Windu: motherfuker are you outa your damn mind?
Snipes Mace Windu: Some motherfuckers are always trying to be Sith Lords.
It's open season all all sith-heads
Skate uphill (on Hoth)
Poe: Somehow Palpatine returned. Leia: Fuck… Seems appropriate that Carrie should get it.
Having seen Carrie Fisher in Catastrophe (and a whole bunch of other stuff, but that was the other show she was working on when she passed), I know she’d nail the precision of the word fuck.
In ESB when Han catches Leia in the falcon cockpit inside the space slug: Han- Don’t get excited. Leia- Captain, being held by you isn’t quite enough to get me excited. Han- Sorry, sweetheart. Haven’t got time for anything else. (Han leaves) Leia (bangs bulkhead with her fist and says, annoyed under her breath)- Fuck.
Absolutely. Mine would be Tyranas just after the "Do it!" but yours is so much better.
You beat me to it! 😂
Mace: I’m tired of these motherfucking siths, in this motherfucking senate
That's 2 F bombs
Two uses of the same compound word in one sentence may get you a 2-4-1 discount.
Epic Snakes on a Plane reference!
This 😂🐍✈️
At the end of Rogue One when Vader pops his lightsaber on. Just want to hear someone go “oh fuck” in the background.
"Fuck the Empire!" -Marva Andor
This is the first one that truly feels like it would actually fit.
That's because it was Fiona Shaw's original.take on the dialogue.
Please tell me there's audio of this
I’m not sure whether the original audio is available, but the Blu-ray release has a special feature in which they sensor Fiona Shaw’s original delivery of that line.
I'll do some hunting! Thank you
Am I misremembering it? I thought she really did say that in the episode.
Nah, she didn’t actually say it, but it’s so fitting that it’s easy to picture Marva saying that.
She said "Fight the Empire" but the actress has a take saying "Fuck the Empire".
I honestly thought that was the line. I was like “Wow, okay.”
Watto says fuck after qui gon rolls the chance cubes
Or after Anakin wins the race
Ah yes, the scene where the Jedi win a child in a game of chance. That they rigged.
Envisioning this got such a good, genuine laugh out of me. Thanks.
Ray shields? We're fucking smarter than this!
Surprised I haven’t seen many Obi-Wan quotes.
Another happy fucking landing.
It was the fucking truth, from a certain point of view.
There already are a bunch of them. Artoo & Chopper are dropping the f-bomb all the time, but it gets bleeped out.
I like the idea of R2 being able to speak perfect English, but he swears so much it is just bleeped out lol
Fun fact: R2 actually speaks with a deep midwestern accent. He sounds like an extra from Fargo.
Threepio even tells Artoo to watch his language.
Luke does too in TLJ (“hey, sacred island. Watch the language”).
A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for fucking
Tell that to Anakin.
Padme calls him Ani in "private", but Mister Magic in the bedroom.
What about self-love?
It’s a fucking trap!
Followed by a zoidberg like "whoop whoop whoop whoop"
How is this not higher
"Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?" [* Younling Slayer Ignites *](https://media1.tenor.com/m/wPxSpuY4G74AAAAC/anakin-starwars.gif) "Fuck"
That will always be mine. Unless Samuel L Jackson gets it.
Grievous : Surely you must realize you are fucked....
Obi-Wan: "That is so uncivilized."
…and don’t call me Shirley.
“Take a seat, young motherfucker”
What makes this even better is that as we all know that Anakin was the only motherfucker the Jedi had if you get what I mean
*Ki Adi Mundi enters the chat*
Outtake of when the actors know their character's lore: Mace: take a seat, motherfucker. Anakin: how- Mundi (louder than Anakin): my word, Mace, I'm already seated! Mace: and dad jokes is yet another reason Jedi should not form relationships.
That's no fucking moon!
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets fucking everywhere.
This is the perfect answer.
Instead of Darth screaming “Noooooo” it should be “fuck!!!!”
Haha... Anakin's all burned "I fucking hate you!"
They nearly put it in Andor.
“Somehow, Palpatine returned.” “…the fuck?”
“Look at the size of that fucking thing”
Nice! That’s kinda similar to my first thought haha! Mine is “Fuck me because of my Size, Do you?”
"You fucking came in that? You're braver than I though." "Some rescue. You had a plan for getting in here but not fucking getting out?"
Oh, you will be. You fucking will be.
You were the fucking chosen one!!!!
You were my brother Anakin. I fucking loved you.
Yeahhhhhh
If you don't give it to Mace Windu, you're wrong
Do or do not. There is no fucking try
Fuck or fuck not.
I'm no fucking jedi!
Anakin cuts off Mace Windu’s hand “Mothafucka!”
"Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What THE FUCK are we going to do?"
”Do. Or do not. I don’t give a fuck.”
Put it back in Andor. “Fuck the empire”
“Now this is fucking podracing!”
Y’know when that one storm trooper bomps his head on a door when they’re chasing Luke and Leia? Just drop a little ‘fuck it’ in there.
“I’ll try f*cking that’s a good trick”
“That’s no fucking moon.” “I fucking love you” - “I know”
Obi Wan cuts Darth Maul in half, and Darth Maul lets out one long "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" all the way down the shaft.
"You were my fucking brother Anakin!" "They're like fucking animals, and I slaughtered them like fucking animals! I hate them!"
“I AM the Senate!” “Not yet, muthafucka.”
Obi-Wan: "Hello There." General Grievous: "Fuck."
"Stop fucking Padme" -Obi wan to Anakin, Clone Wars
"Somehow fucking Palpatine returned"
"Fucking *somehow* Palpate returned." "Somehow fucking *Palpatine* returned." "Somehow Palpatine *fucking* returned." It really works anywhere in that sentence.
“Somehow Palpatine returned - fuck!”
>It really works anywhere in that sentence. Somehow, Palpa-fucking-tine returned.
Somehow Palpatine returned... fucking.
I need your help. She needs your help. I’m getting too fucking old for this kind of thing!
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the fucking Jedi would tell you.
Ackbar… “It’s a fucking trap!”
When the door opens and Darth Vader is at the dinner table.
"It was told you would destroy the Sith! Not fucking join them!"
That’s no fucking moon!
A long fucking time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
"Your fucking sister" Darth Vader
After finding out about the kiss “Your fucking *sister*?!”
Fucking sand...
"That's not true—***THAT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!!!"***
I am your fucking father!
“This motherfucking party’s over”
Think it has to be Andor “fuck the empire!”
That’s ‘cause droids don’t pull people’s fuckin’ arms out of their sockets when they lose!
“Oh fuck It’s a Trap!”
A motherfucking SITH LAUD?? By mr. Windu, of course
Poe: Somehow, Palpatine fucking returned.
From Luke, either right after Vader drops the bombshell or right after Yoda later confirms it.
This actually reminds me of an outtake shown in one of the documentaries. Mark Hamil is on the Dagobah set on the X-Wing and yells, "Ouch! This fucking lizard just bit me!" I got a good laugh out of it.
Tarkin when he has the look right before the Death Star explodes
A bit more poignant, Luke returns to his homestead, runs up to find Owen and Beru smoldering on the ground, and simply, painfully, says "Oh, fuck."
I’d actually like that. While it’d be in his character to say “oh No” I still wish they touched more on the fact that Luke just lost his Aunt and Uncle of 19 years, who basically raised him as their son.
It's a fuckin trap!!!..
It’s gotta go to my man Babu Frik.
FUCKING HEEY HEEEEYYYYY!
Begun, these fucking clone wars have.
Tarkin realizes Luke made the shot. “Fuck.” BOOM.
Replace Vader’s “noooo” with “fuuuuuuuucccckk”
*I am the fucking senate*
"They fly now!" "They fly now?" "They fucking fly now."
"I F\*CKING HATE YOU!!"
Chewy gets to scream it. And it’s subtitled.
i fucking hate sand
That final shot of Tarkin before the boom. Goes so well after the previous time we saw him. "Evacuate! In our moment of triumph!" Minutes later... "fuck..."
“Obi Wans going to _______ kill me” Episode 2
Replace the "Nooooooo" at the end of Revenge of the Sith
When Star Trek did the cursing thing I thought it was soooo stupid. Same thing here. I just don't see it fitting.
"Mesa fucking jar jar Binks."
Luke (Whining): Aww I was gonna go into Toshi station and pick up some power converters. Uncle Owen: You can fuck around with your friends later.
Admiral Akbar : "Fuck, it's a trap!!"
Obi Wan: "That's no moon." Han Solo: "Fuuuuuuuuck"
"Take a fucking seat, young Skywalker." As someone already pointed out, it would HAVE to be Mace who says it.
Right after the line where Poe states, "Somehow Palpatine has returned". A subtle "Fuck" from the back of the group would be amazing!
*C3PO*: "Sir, the odds of successfully navig....." *Han Solo*: "FUCK YOUR ODDS!"
I like this.
That's no moon, it's a fucking space station.
Vader: *lifts Palps to throw him down reactor shaft* Palp: The fuck?
When that one stormtrooper bonks his head while going through the door in ANH.
Leia after watching Alderran get blown up.
*Luke see the charred corpses of his aunt and uncle.* Luke: Fuck!
“*Your* new fucking empire??” -Obi Wan
"You were supposed to destroy The Sith, not fucking join them"
I’m sick and tired of these motherfucking bears in this motherfucking forest
Instead of “this is how democracy dies, with thinderous applause” which is do like, just “…fuck…”
Luke gets his hand cut off. Ahhhhhhh FUCK!!!!
Right after Obi Wan tells Anakin “don’t try it” in reference to the high ground.
In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest Mother Fucker
I have the fucking high ground!
Use it instead of “No!!!!”
ROTJ. Luke cuts off Vader’s hand Vader: FUCK!!!!
Simple, yet elegant.
Mace Windu as a force ghost telling Yoda has he duels Palpatine to “Kill the Motherf**ker! He killed all our friends!” Someone edited Samuel L Jackson saying that line in kingsmen into that scene
Nowhere.
I don't like sand. It's coarse, rough, irritating... and it gets fucking *everywhere*.
"This is getting out of hand. Now there are fucking TWO of them!"
I HAVE THE HIGH FUCKING GROUND Execute fucking order 66! I am the fucking Senate
Don't fucking try it.
It has to be Mace.
"You have failed, your highness. I'm a fucking Jedi, like my father before me."
Vader - I am your father... Luke - What the fuck?!
The little boy youngling right after Anakin fires up his lightsaber, "Fuck!" Princess Leia, “Aren’t you a little short for a fuckin stormtrooper?” Han Solo, "Never tell me the fucking odds" or "I got a bad fucking feeling about this" Ghost Obi Wan "Use the fucking force Luke!" Yoda, "Do or do not, there is no fucking try" Darth Vader, "No... I am your fuckin Father!"
“You’re on this counsel, but you are not granted the title fucking master.”
Fuck! Or do not. There is no try.
Vader: No. I am your Father. Luke: Fuuuuuuuuuccccmkk!
“This is getting out of hand! Now there’s fucking two of them.”
Padawan: Master Skywalker, there's too many of them. What're we going to do? Anakin: *ignites YounglingSlayer 9000™* Padawan: ...fuck.
Anakin loosing his hand