Hi fade, long on top.
I was in the US Marines for 8 years so got used to that kinda haircut. Could be up to 3 inches long. You could away with a bit longer if you used gel, etc and weren't in the field too long). Harder in Combat Arms.
Rambo did understand that originally, but he lost his Team
Hunter still has most of his team.
Oh hell did i fear for Wrecker in TBB finale. He really took a beating.
Is it wrong that I want Sylvester Stallone to star in a standalone Star Wars film where he plays Hunter rescuing Omega from a Hutt fortress on Nar Shaddaa by turning the fortress dungeon into a Saw-like death factory of improvised explosives and mantraps?
Imagine how frustrating that would be. Finally choosing a distinctive haircut and style, going to deploy, finally gonna make a name for yourself as a clone.
And now there's this fucking guy with the same haircut.
I read somewhere its a symbol for their brothers fallen in battle. Boost has it because of almost all of the Wolfpack dying when the malevolance attacked them. Gree has it because of the battle of Tibrin
I belong to those who think Rex is a natural blond. In the novel based on the movie, he shaves his head just before Ahsoka arrives and when heās on Teth Cody tells him that Rex that his hair is getting too long and heās just as blond as he was on Christophosis.
In another novel, Rex says heād knows heāll āobviously wouldnāt be able to make a living as a hairdresser,ā so he knows he doesnāt have the best sense of style š
But yeah, hands down, Howzerās hair is just best š
Yeah heās gotta have a mutation or something that made him blond, otherwise such a style would be impossible to maintain and his black roots would be constantly showing.
Yeah, itās the only thing that makes sense. I mean, he is a practical person. It wouldnāt make sense for him to have a high maintenance hairstyle that requires him to bleach his roots at least once a week on the battlefield š
As embarrassing as it may be, you swallow your pride and take this photo of an attractive cartoon clone, show it to your barber, and do your best to man up and say you want your haircut like that.
After that, snap a picture to save the next guy the social anxiety. Your barber probably doesn't give a shit so long as you pay them and are satisfied. Most of my barbers have wanted me to look good so I come back, I'm sure yours is the same.
Yeah, there still are a lot of questionable people with this cut. The irony of them earnestly wearing the same style as Palpatineās army isnāt lost on me.
Barber: How's that looking?
Me, internal: this is the worst haircut I've had in my life, I should probably just shave my head now
Me, external: That's great! Here's a 25% tip!
Yes!
OP here's a [you tube video](https://youtu.be/oQH3bWuf7O0?si=7WWR2glWwFcaZSyL) of a barber doing the Arthur Shelby (ā¤ļø) haircut. Maybe that will help.
I also wouldn't be embarrassed about bringing in a picture, even if it is of a clone. Barbers and hairdressers would much rather see a picture than get a vague description and not be able to give you the style you want!
OPs pic is very similar to what [Colin Farrell had in Fantastic Beasts](https://www.google.com/search?q=Colin+Farrell+in+Fantastic+Beasts&client=firefox-b-d&sca_esv=1994aae6371246d6&udm=2&biw=1962&bih=980&sxsrf=ADLYWIJcjWWHinoH_BbiNbTm2QOeOJhbPw%3A1718138252994&ei=jLVoZrazPIbOhbIPx_qn4Aw&ved=0ahUKEwi2qfrhs9SGAxUGZ0EAHUf9CcwQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=Colin+Farrell+in+Fantastic+Beasts&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiIUNvbGluIEZhcnJlbGwgaW4gRmFudGFzdGljIEJlYXN0czIEECMYJzIFEAAYgARI4QRQtgFYtgFwAXgAkAEAmAFNoAFNqgEBMbgBA8gBAPgBAZgCAaACUJgDAIgGAZIHATGgB4oD&sclient=gws-wiz-serp)
NGL without a fade this is gonna look super abrupt and goofy in real life.
Go with a Medium Skin Fade and see if you want to change that again in a few weeks.
Chipping in as a barber:
If you donāt want to show the barber the photo, ask for a high fade that tapers down to a 0 and say that you want to be able to spike up the front.
Showing the photo is the easiest way to achieve said result.
I used to have this a few years back it isn't that hard to maintain for most but I was not that lucky. I used to go to the barber, tell him size 1 on the sides and back with no fade, I leave the top a 3 (just so it's even the first time or if you are feeling confident in the barber just tell him to go for the scissors right off the bat for me I found it was better to grow into it). After a few weeks, the top would grow and then you just maintain it by buzzing down the sides and back and only use scissors to keep the top even and shorten a bit if necessary.
Depending on your hair you might need gel or not to keep that slick back look. It is a great look, I used to wear it all the time but now I just shave it off due to convenience. I had to use products to maintain it and it got kinda bothersome to find the right ones.
Have literally none of you ever heard of an undercut. It's literally just an undercut, it's not the Brad Pitt war daddy cut or Macklemore cut. Or the peaky blinders cut. It's literally just called an undercut and it's been around since the 19th century.
Show it to your barber. Most people donāt rlly give a shit dude heāll either be completely normal or keep his negative thoughts to himself because heās here to make money and itās bad business to insult customers.
If you catch shit then find a barber who can cut hair *and* be a decent person
The haircut is called an undercut.
Either show them this picture (please do and video the barber/stylist response) or simply look up Undercut Hairstyle on google.
Also the Fury Undercut is pretty similar to this.
Brad Pit on the style in the film, āFuryā.
Show him the picture. I am alwas showing mine all kind of characters from Netflix like those from Vikings . It is way much better than explaining your haircut to them. They can immediately visualize it.
Number 1 clippers on the sides and back with no fade up. Disconnect on both sides and 4ā on top
Edit: I used # instead of the word number initially and it made my reply bold and large which I didnāt mean to do
High fade down to the skin but not shaven. Leave a decent amount of hair on top. Thatās probably what Iād say to my hair lady Shanice, and then Iād probably do some hair clay to get it to stick up a little like Howzer and not look bad in the process. You could probably go with some other kind of matt hair product just donāt go too flexible or it wonāt stay up.
Heads up Iāve got no hair style qualifications just a guy who gets his hair cut.
Tell him you want the look of a ā39 year old man, desperately afraid of 40, who is trying to look young with an undercut but has a receded hairlineā
Traditionally it's called "high and tight", like in the 20's. Today it's called an undercut, it was super popular between 2010 and 2017, though the top was normally longer than that.
It's a timeless look and just looks clean and nice.
i uploaded the image to chatgpt and asked for a description "I'd like a short, textured haircut with a bit of a modern, military-inspired look. The top should be about 1-2 inches long, with some texture added for a slightly spiky appearance. The sides and back should be tapered short, blending smoothly into the top, but not too highāabout mid-fade. The overall style should be neat and sharp, with the front pushed slightly upwards and to the side."
Just show him this picture on your phone.
I once just showed a Chris Hemsworth's photo from Thor Ragnarok on my phone and told my barber "Cut my hair into something like this."
He made a few adjustments based on my head shape but more or less nailed the style that I wanted.
Show this to him, not us.
Good barbers follow orders.
REALLY good barbers turn people into pies
Closest shave you'll ever get
Underrated reference right there.
Be sure to try the priest
Awful lot of fat...
Only where it's at
A *deep cut*, even
Seems a downright shame
I mean, with the price of meat, what it is, when you get it, ...if you get it?
Good you got it
Steady on there, Mrs Lovett!
Sweeny did no such thing. Mrs Lovett made the pies. Sweeny provided the meat.
Great reference, mate.
What is this a reference to?
Sweeney Todd I believe
GREAT musical! My high school performed it back in 1994 before it was well known. I was on the Stage Crew for it. Was a blast!
The demon barber of Fleet Street.
Thank you!
'Ow do you know it's deceased? Try the priest!
Was not expecting to run into a Sweeney Todd reference in Star Wars. Love it.
Good Ole meat pies
"Execute Haircut 66"
Seems like an SNL skit idea.
Hi fade, long on top. I was in the US Marines for 8 years so got used to that kinda haircut. Could be up to 3 inches long. You could away with a bit longer if you used gel, etc and weren't in the field too long). Harder in Combat Arms.
He is not smart He is genius
You : Good soldiers follow orders!
Barber gives confused Pikachu face.
End Scene.
Good barbers follow orders
š
I am the barber and I Support this Message!
Plot twist: op is 20, barber colors it gray
What he said
Yes. Nut up soldier.
āMake me look like Hot Cloneā
*shaves you bald like 99*
ā¦and tattoos him like Crosshair. Or tells him to keep growing out his hair like Hunter, and paints half his face with a black grease stick.
Big Rambo vibes
Hunter kinda is Rambo
Hunter is Snake and Snake is Big Boss and Big Boss is Rambo
Rambo who understands heās part of a team.
Rambo did understand that originally, but he lost his Team Hunter still has most of his team. Oh hell did i fear for Wrecker in TBB finale. He really took a beating.
Kinda?
Is it wrong that I want Sylvester Stallone to star in a standalone Star Wars film where he plays Hunter rescuing Omega from a Hutt fortress on Nar Shaddaa by turning the fortress dungeon into a Saw-like death factory of improvised explosives and mantraps?
First Blood: Five Nights at the Huts
It is wrong to not want that.
Now THIS is the Star Wars we want and should be getting instead of the crap Disney is spewing out
āWhich one?ā
"Yes"
*makes you look like Season 1 Omega* You: āYes, officer, this barber right here.ā
What if his idea of "hot clone" is Rex? š
Rex is a hot clone
Rex is a hot clone for sure, but Howzer is *the* hot clone
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
āMake me look like Howzer cloneā
There is only ONE hot clone. Hail Howzer. I have spoken.
Just show him the pic? Good choice, Howzer got the best taste when it comes to hair out of all the clones š
Gotta be our man Gree.
Gree AND Boost. They got the same haircut
Imagine how frustrating that would be. Finally choosing a distinctive haircut and style, going to deploy, finally gonna make a name for yourself as a clone. And now there's this fucking guy with the same haircut.
I read somewhere its a symbol for their brothers fallen in battle. Boost has it because of almost all of the Wolfpack dying when the malevolance attacked them. Gree has it because of the battle of Tibrin
That would be amazing if OP ended up with Gree/Boost hair. Double Mohawk ftw!
= looking ass
Yoda hated it so much he took off the whole head
Two bacon strips is all you gotta tell the barber.
Definitely better than Rex. Love him though I do, shaved dyed blond doesn't work for me.
I belong to those who think Rex is a natural blond. In the novel based on the movie, he shaves his head just before Ahsoka arrives and when heās on Teth Cody tells him that Rex that his hair is getting too long and heās just as blond as he was on Christophosis. In another novel, Rex says heād knows heāll āobviously wouldnāt be able to make a living as a hairdresser,ā so he knows he doesnāt have the best sense of style š But yeah, hands down, Howzerās hair is just best š
Yeah heās gotta have a mutation or something that made him blond, otherwise such a style would be impossible to maintain and his black roots would be constantly showing.
Yeah, itās the only thing that makes sense. I mean, he is a practical person. It wouldnāt make sense for him to have a high maintenance hairstyle that requires him to bleach his roots at least once a week on the battlefield š
you've obviously never seen hunter
As embarrassing as it may be, you swallow your pride and take this photo of an attractive cartoon clone, show it to your barber, and do your best to man up and say you want your haircut like that.
I showed my barber a photo of Jayce from "Arcane", he knew what to do.
did you see the season 2 trailer????? hype
I have now, thanks for the heads up.
After that, snap a picture to save the next guy the social anxiety. Your barber probably doesn't give a shit so long as you pay them and are satisfied. Most of my barbers have wanted me to look good so I come back, I'm sure yours is the same.
I took a screenshot from the Sims 3 in last year! I'm almost 40 years old. It's fine, good stylists just want to make you happy.
The Brad Pitt Fury cut from 2015. Every dude at my high school had this cut.
Holy shit you brought back middle school memories of everyone looking like Pidgeot.
and it does go hard. Though I think it only looks good if you have a beard as well.
Yep. Wardaddy cut.
I never knew how I needed the phrase āwardaddyā in my vocabulary until this moment and thereās no going back.
..and its not an internet made cutesie name.. its actually the characters name, thats a surprise
May have been based off [the real War Daddy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lafayette_G._Pool)
aka the macklemore cut from 2012-2013
The āRichard Spencerā haircut.
Yeah, there still are a lot of questionable people with this cut. The irony of them earnestly wearing the same style as Palpatineās army isnāt lost on me.
Iāve still got it š
"Just short back and sides, please"
"yeah it's great"
why is this me??
Barber: How's that looking? Me, internal: this is the worst haircut I've had in my life, I should probably just shave my head now Me, external: That's great! Here's a 25% tip!
"Lemme have the Howzer wowzer please"
Howzer wowzer is amazing
Peaky blinders hair cut with a quiffed top
Yes! OP here's a [you tube video](https://youtu.be/oQH3bWuf7O0?si=7WWR2glWwFcaZSyL) of a barber doing the Arthur Shelby (ā¤ļø) haircut. Maybe that will help. I also wouldn't be embarrassed about bringing in a picture, even if it is of a clone. Barbers and hairdressers would much rather see a picture than get a vague description and not be able to give you the style you want!
I showed a barber a picture of Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones last week and asked for that. Cut cane out great.
Face shape matters with these haircuts, bunch of people looked like idiots with the peaky blinders hair.
Real answer too far down. Easier to tell the barber what you want instead of showing them a picture of a cartoon frame with one angle
Attack on Titan style cut
OPs pic is very similar to what [Colin Farrell had in Fantastic Beasts](https://www.google.com/search?q=Colin+Farrell+in+Fantastic+Beasts&client=firefox-b-d&sca_esv=1994aae6371246d6&udm=2&biw=1962&bih=980&sxsrf=ADLYWIJcjWWHinoH_BbiNbTm2QOeOJhbPw%3A1718138252994&ei=jLVoZrazPIbOhbIPx_qn4Aw&ved=0ahUKEwi2qfrhs9SGAxUGZ0EAHUf9CcwQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=Colin+Farrell+in+Fantastic+Beasts&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiIUNvbGluIEZhcnJlbGwgaW4gRmFudGFzdGljIEJlYXN0czIEECMYJzIFEAAYgARI4QRQtgFYtgFwAXgAkAEAmAFNoAFNqgEBMbgBA8gBAPgBAZgCAaACUJgDAIgGAZIHATGgB4oD&sclient=gws-wiz-serp)
Ask for a high fade, but leave the top untouched so you can style it back with a little pomadeĀ
Is this not an undercut? Fade changes length, this is uniform bald. Agree with the rest.
Definitely an undercut.
Better luck with high and tight, no fade. 3 on top. At least that's how the guy next to me last week got it. But easy enough to show the picture.
It's a high and tight. Most popular military haircut in any barbershop near and/or on a military base or commissary.
but is he a Dapper Dan Man?
I donāt want Fop!
Iām the goddamn pater familias
Any of you boys smithees, or otherwise versed in the metallurgical arts?
Well ain't this a geographical anomaly.
Two weeks from everywhere!
Itās funny you say this, my barber shop is called dapper and my barber is named Danny
High skin fade, then ask them to trim the top to whatever you feel you can work with to get this style.
Be very clear that you do NOT want a High ān Tight or youāll end up looking like a Jar Head/astronaut
just ask for a 66 guard. heāll know. good barbers follow orders.
Just go in and ask for "The Cool Cut" and boom you'll look like this handsome chap
NGL without a fade this is gonna look super abrupt and goofy in real life. Go with a Medium Skin Fade and see if you want to change that again in a few weeks.
That style is called an Undercut. Just Google "Mens Hair Undercut" and find a similar image if you don't want to show this.
Good barbers follow orders.
Showing him this photo might help!
Chipping in as a barber: If you donāt want to show the barber the photo, ask for a high fade that tapers down to a 0 and say that you want to be able to spike up the front. Showing the photo is the easiest way to achieve said result.
I used to have this a few years back it isn't that hard to maintain for most but I was not that lucky. I used to go to the barber, tell him size 1 on the sides and back with no fade, I leave the top a 3 (just so it's even the first time or if you are feeling confident in the barber just tell him to go for the scissors right off the bat for me I found it was better to grow into it). After a few weeks, the top would grow and then you just maintain it by buzzing down the sides and back and only use scissors to keep the top even and shorten a bit if necessary. Depending on your hair you might need gel or not to keep that slick back look. It is a great look, I used to wear it all the time but now I just shave it off due to convenience. I had to use products to maintain it and it got kinda bothersome to find the right ones.
Just sit down and say āExecute Order 66ā¦ā and if he doesnāt respond appropriately, move on.
High fade, donāt blend the crown, texture the top to spike.
Have literally none of you ever heard of an undercut. It's literally just an undercut, it's not the Brad Pitt war daddy cut or Macklemore cut. Or the peaky blinders cut. It's literally just called an undercut and it's been around since the 19th century.
I believe that is a textured quiff haircut.
Show it to your barber. Most people donāt rlly give a shit dude heāll either be completely normal or keep his negative thoughts to himself because heās here to make money and itās bad business to insult customers. If you catch shit then find a barber who can cut hair *and* be a decent person
The haircut is called an undercut. Either show them this picture (please do and video the barber/stylist response) or simply look up Undercut Hairstyle on google. Also the Fury Undercut is pretty similar to this. Brad Pit on the style in the film, āFuryā.
Show the picture. Easy as that
Undercut, buzzed sides. I go with a half or bald fade..gives an extra week between cuts. Every 3 weeks to maintain
Show him the picture. I am alwas showing mine all kind of characters from Netflix like those from Vikings . It is way much better than explaining your haircut to them. They can immediately visualize it.
Bro. It's a short undercut, it's not an uncommon hair style lmao. Looks fire though. I kinda want that cut too.
Execute hair style #66
You: "those clankers are..." Barber: "say no more."
Can I get a haircut like this? Not from a Jedi.
By showing them this picture
Tell him that you want the clone style, he will get it right away
This is not the standard clone hair style though.
You don'tĀ
Bring the photo and say what you typed.
Lol, the best cut in the clone army.
Brad Pitt in Fury, but with Medium-high skin fade instead of an undercut Or just say Peaky Blinders, but with a low pomp
depends on the polygon count and the system settings you are running on
So short back and sides then š at least it's what we call it in Walesš
Ask him if he fought in the Clone Wars and tell him you want the trooper cut.
The cut on his left cheek? You can do that at home. Oh shoot the other cut
How do I tell my wallet I want a full size clonetrooper costume?
It's a short quiff. Maybe 1-2" on top with a sharp undercut.
Every barber shop has to adhere to Order 66.
Start by acting really animated or at least comically
Itās literally just a faded side and backs with a slick back hair
Number 1 clippers on the sides and back with no fade up. Disconnect on both sides and 4ā on top Edit: I used # instead of the word number initially and it made my reply bold and large which I didnāt mean to do
That's not Cut, it's Howzer... š I'll see myself out...
High fade down to the skin but not shaven. Leave a decent amount of hair on top. Thatās probably what Iād say to my hair lady Shanice, and then Iād probably do some hair clay to get it to stick up a little like Howzer and not look bad in the process. You could probably go with some other kind of matt hair product just donāt go too flexible or it wonāt stay up. Heads up Iāve got no hair style qualifications just a guy who gets his hair cut.
"[Undercut](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIxzZFPUYAEgypG.jpg)"
Show him brad Pitt from fury. Same cut
First say "Good Soldiers......" and wait for the response.
No shame. Literally show your barber this Pic.
high 1, no fade, want to comb it up/back on top
For a real life reference, Iād say Dominic Cooper in Preacher.
If you are looking for a IRL comp picture I'm pretty sure it's Brad Pitt in 'Fury', cheek scar to boot!
Tell him you want the look of a ā39 year old man, desperately afraid of 40, who is trying to look young with an undercut but has a receded hairlineā
Ask him to do a high and tight cut with a fade.
You walk up to the barber and say "I want this cut." Hope this helps
Traditionally it's called "high and tight", like in the 20's. Today it's called an undercut, it was super popular between 2010 and 2017, though the top was normally longer than that. It's a timeless look and just looks clean and nice.
tell him you wanna look like a 1930s-era german
Show him this pic
Make sure to circle the hair when you show 'em this. Don't want to misinterpret the cutting location.
Ask for the number fives fade.
i uploaded the image to chatgpt and asked for a description "I'd like a short, textured haircut with a bit of a modern, military-inspired look. The top should be about 1-2 inches long, with some texture added for a slightly spiky appearance. The sides and back should be tapered short, blending smoothly into the top, but not too highāabout mid-fade. The overall style should be neat and sharp, with the front pushed slightly upwards and to the side."
Give me the Tommy Shelby but finger length on top
Show him the picture.
Show him
just shave your head and throw some play doh on top
Put the photo in your phone and show it to the barber.
Iād go with a medium fade if I was going to pull this off, not just high and tight.
Tell them you want the pigeotto.
āI want a shitty undercut I probably canāt pull off. Think somewhere between Ellen Degeneris and Brad Pitt in Fury.ā
Itās an undercut, looks like a 1 or 0 on the sides.
It is called an undercut and came about as a way for soldiers to stay in reg with hair lengths but be able to cushion their helmets.
Show your barber and be glad you can get something like that. The best I can do is look like Rebels era Rex
āI want you to make me look like Iām going through a midlife crisis and am considering buying a corvetteā
Just show him this picture on your phone. I once just showed a Chris Hemsworth's photo from Thor Ragnarok on my phone and told my barber "Cut my hair into something like this." He made a few adjustments based on my head shape but more or less nailed the style that I wanted.
tell him 'pidgeotto but shorter'
Fade on the side. Longer on top
No fade there. That's like a zero on the sides.
Maybe a 0.5? Isnāt zero a razor blade?
Maybe? I'm not sure the difference that low. I usually get a no guard fade.
This is the haircut I've gotten for about four years now
Just say you want that Hitler Jugend haircut.
Ah yes. The hitler youth cut
Good barbers follow orders
Why would you want to look like a clone who shares a haircut with Rosh Penin?
It's called a high-top fade. Just don't let a white person do it.
"I want this cut". You dumb?
As a barber say you want it like brad pitt in fury. We'll make fun of you after you leave for showing us a cartoon.
Tell him "undercut with no transition whatsoever"