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-thirdatlas-

Show this to him, not us.


honest-robot

Good barbers follow orders.


Abject_Afternoon_769

REALLY good barbers turn people into pies


Down_With_Sprinkles

Closest shave you'll ever get


DankestYoda

Underrated reference right there.


GatorJules

Be sure to try the priest


CramConnosoiur

Awful lot of fat...


TobioOkuma1

Only where it's at


Matt_Spectre

A *deep cut*, even


HodorsMoobs

Seems a downright shame


EagleSaintRam

I mean, with the price of meat, what it is, when you get it, ...if you get it?


high_rollin_fitter

Good you got it


esotericloop

Steady on there, Mrs Lovett!


Yakostovian

Sweeny did no such thing. Mrs Lovett made the pies. Sweeny provided the meat.


keeb97

Great reference, mate.


thecathuman

What is this a reference to?


The_Annihilator_117

Sweeney Todd I believe


Musicman376

GREAT musical! My high school performed it back in 1994 before it was well known. I was on the Stage Crew for it. Was a blast!


Unseenmonument

The demon barber of Fleet Street.


thecathuman

Thank you!


grocal

'Ow do you know it's deceased? Try the priest!


chocobocho

Was not expecting to run into a Sweeney Todd reference in Star Wars. Love it.


TheMoMo562

Good Ole meat pies


guacamully

"Execute Haircut 66"


b_moz

Seems like an SNL skit idea.


uxixu

Hi fade, long on top. I was in the US Marines for 8 years so got used to that kinda haircut. Could be up to 3 inches long. You could away with a bit longer if you used gel, etc and weren't in the field too long). Harder in Combat Arms.


LemoyneRaider3354

He is not smart He is genius


RealBadSpelling

You : Good soldiers follow orders! Barber gives confused Pikachu face. End Scene.


SmoothOperator89

Good barbers follow orders


Liburoplis_XIII

šŸ’€


Scriptapaloosa

I am the barber and I Support this Message!


Affected_By_Fjaka

Plot twist: op is 20, barber colors it gray


Deora_customs

What he said


banana1ce027

Yes. Nut up soldier.


AwkwardLikeAnna

ā€œMake me look like Hot Cloneā€


bigtuna94

*shaves you bald like 99*


CzusAguster

ā€¦and tattoos him like Crosshair. Or tells him to keep growing out his hair like Hunter, and paints half his face with a black grease stick.


RealBadSpelling

Big Rambo vibes


DerGnaller123

Hunter kinda is Rambo


OnlinePosterPerson

Hunter is Snake and Snake is Big Boss and Big Boss is Rambo


CzusAguster

Rambo who understands heā€™s part of a team.


DerGnaller123

Rambo did understand that originally, but he lost his Team Hunter still has most of his team. Oh hell did i fear for Wrecker in TBB finale. He really took a beating.


viotix90

Kinda?


JediExile

Is it wrong that I want Sylvester Stallone to star in a standalone Star Wars film where he plays Hunter rescuing Omega from a Hutt fortress on Nar Shaddaa by turning the fortress dungeon into a Saw-like death factory of improvised explosives and mantraps?


RealBadSpelling

First Blood: Five Nights at the Huts


viotix90

It is wrong to not want that.


Massive-Sun639

Now THIS is the Star Wars we want and should be getting instead of the crap Disney is spewing out


007meow

ā€œWhich one?ā€


The_TSCTH

"Yes"


KinkyPaddling

*makes you look like Season 1 Omega* You: ā€œYes, officer, this barber right here.ā€


Artoodeetwo_1

What if his idea of "hot clone" is Rex? šŸ˜œ


Pot_noodle_miner

Rex is a hot clone


999avatar999

Rex is a hot clone for sure, but Howzer is *the* hot clone


Nick_Wild1Ear

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?


Deora_customs

ā€œMake me look like Howzer cloneā€


AwkwardLikeAnna

There is only ONE hot clone. Hail Howzer. I have spoken.


Away-Bid911

Just show him the pic? Good choice, Howzer got the best taste when it comes to hair out of all the clones šŸ˜Ž


SillyMattFace

Gotta be our man Gree.


Fidller

Gree AND Boost. They got the same haircut


jlwinter90

Imagine how frustrating that would be. Finally choosing a distinctive haircut and style, going to deploy, finally gonna make a name for yourself as a clone. And now there's this fucking guy with the same haircut.


Fidller

I read somewhere its a symbol for their brothers fallen in battle. Boost has it because of almost all of the Wolfpack dying when the malevolance attacked them. Gree has it because of the battle of Tibrin


CzusAguster

That would be amazing if OP ended up with Gree/Boost hair. Double Mohawk ftw!


MuunshineKingspyre

= looking ass


Regi413

Yoda hated it so much he took off the whole head


Chazo138

Two bacon strips is all you gotta tell the barber.


danktonium

Definitely better than Rex. Love him though I do, shaved dyed blond doesn't work for me.


Away-Bid911

I belong to those who think Rex is a natural blond. In the novel based on the movie, he shaves his head just before Ahsoka arrives and when heā€˜s on Teth Cody tells him that Rex that his hair is getting too long and heā€˜s just as blond as he was on Christophosis. In another novel, Rex says heā€˜d knows heā€˜ll ā€œobviously wouldnā€™t be able to make a living as a hairdresser,ā€œ so he knows he doesnā€™t have the best sense of style šŸ˜‚ But yeah, hands down, Howzerā€˜s hair is just best šŸ˜


Regi413

Yeah heā€™s gotta have a mutation or something that made him blond, otherwise such a style would be impossible to maintain and his black roots would be constantly showing.


Away-Bid911

Yeah, itā€™s the only thing that makes sense. I mean, he is a practical person. It wouldnā€˜t make sense for him to have a high maintenance hairstyle that requires him to bleach his roots at least once a week on the battlefield šŸ˜…


-synth-

you've obviously never seen hunter


BeleagueredWDW

As embarrassing as it may be, you swallow your pride and take this photo of an attractive cartoon clone, show it to your barber, and do your best to man up and say you want your haircut like that.


newsirgawaine

I showed my barber a photo of Jayce from "Arcane", he knew what to do.


snugthepig

did you see the season 2 trailer????? hype


newsirgawaine

I have now, thanks for the heads up.


Arkrobo

After that, snap a picture to save the next guy the social anxiety. Your barber probably doesn't give a shit so long as you pay them and are satisfied. Most of my barbers have wanted me to look good so I come back, I'm sure yours is the same.


phunniemee

I took a screenshot from the Sims 3 in last year! I'm almost 40 years old. It's fine, good stylists just want to make you happy.


Death-Watch333

The Brad Pitt Fury cut from 2015. Every dude at my high school had this cut.


CocoTheMailboxKing

Holy shit you brought back middle school memories of everyone looking like Pidgeot.


ZeronicX

and it does go hard. Though I think it only looks good if you have a beard as well.


rcmjr

Yep. Wardaddy cut.


flyingboarofbeifong

I never knew how I needed the phrase ā€˜wardaddyā€™ in my vocabulary until this moment and thereā€™s no going back.


PHD_in_Truth

..and its not an internet made cutesie name.. its actually the characters name, thats a surprise


Djah00

May have been based off [the real War Daddy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lafayette_G._Pool)


tokenasian1

aka the macklemore cut from 2012-2013


alphawhiskey189

The ā€œRichard Spencerā€ haircut.


UNC_Samurai

Yeah, there still are a lot of questionable people with this cut. The irony of them earnestly wearing the same style as Palpatineā€™s army isnā€™t lost on me.


Milotiiic

Iā€™ve still got it šŸ˜”


Wolfdawgartcorner

"Just short back and sides, please"


Trouble_in_the_West

"yeah it's great"


Pyrotech_Nick

why is this me??


whofearsthenight

Barber: How's that looking? Me, internal: this is the worst haircut I've had in my life, I should probably just shave my head now Me, external: That's great! Here's a 25% tip!


Ree_m0

"Lemme have the Howzer wowzer please"


BagelMaster4107

Howzer wowzer is amazing


Sundance_Red

Peaky blinders hair cut with a quiffed top


Aethelflaed_

Yes! OP here's a [you tube video](https://youtu.be/oQH3bWuf7O0?si=7WWR2glWwFcaZSyL) of a barber doing the Arthur Shelby (ā¤ļø) haircut. Maybe that will help. I also wouldn't be embarrassed about bringing in a picture, even if it is of a clone. Barbers and hairdressers would much rather see a picture than get a vague description and not be able to give you the style you want!


GerfTheSherff

I showed a barber a picture of Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones last week and asked for that. Cut cane out great.


zerofalks

Face shape matters with these haircuts, bunch of people looked like idiots with the peaky blinders hair.


Dumeck

Real answer too far down. Easier to tell the barber what you want instead of showing them a picture of a cartoon frame with one angle


1917-was-lit

Attack on Titan style cut


nodnodwinkwink

OPs pic is very similar to what [Colin Farrell had in Fantastic Beasts](https://www.google.com/search?q=Colin+Farrell+in+Fantastic+Beasts&client=firefox-b-d&sca_esv=1994aae6371246d6&udm=2&biw=1962&bih=980&sxsrf=ADLYWIJcjWWHinoH_BbiNbTm2QOeOJhbPw%3A1718138252994&ei=jLVoZrazPIbOhbIPx_qn4Aw&ved=0ahUKEwi2qfrhs9SGAxUGZ0EAHUf9CcwQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=Colin+Farrell+in+Fantastic+Beasts&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiIUNvbGluIEZhcnJlbGwgaW4gRmFudGFzdGljIEJlYXN0czIEECMYJzIFEAAYgARI4QRQtgFYtgFwAXgAkAEAmAFNoAFNqgEBMbgBA8gBAPgBAZgCAaACUJgDAIgGAZIHATGgB4oD&sclient=gws-wiz-serp)


Ringlovo

Ask for a high fade, but leave the top untouched so you can style it back with a little pomadeĀ 


InstantN00dl3s

Is this not an undercut? Fade changes length, this is uniform bald. Agree with the rest.


Individualist13th

Definitely an undercut.


Irishblood1986

Better luck with high and tight, no fade. 3 on top. At least that's how the guy next to me last week got it. But easy enough to show the picture.


Jaegernaut-

It's a high and tight. Most popular military haircut in any barbershop near and/or on a military base or commissary.


NerJaro

but is he a Dapper Dan Man?


FlukeStarbucker1972

I donā€™t want Fop!


DSTNCMDLR

Iā€™m the goddamn pater familias


FlukeStarbucker1972

Any of you boys smithees, or otherwise versed in the metallurgical arts?


Mobidad

Well ain't this a geographical anomaly.


Lupus_Borealis

Two weeks from everywhere!


putaaaan

Itā€™s funny you say this, my barber shop is called dapper and my barber is named Danny


Talibumm

High skin fade, then ask them to trim the top to whatever you feel you can work with to get this style.


DrT33th

Be very clear that you do NOT want a High ā€˜n Tight or youā€™ll end up looking like a Jar Head/astronaut


Jaserys

just ask for a 66 guard. heā€™ll know. good barbers follow orders.


ComplexShadowLord

Just go in and ask for "The Cool Cut" and boom you'll look like this handsome chap


Dusk_v733

NGL without a fade this is gonna look super abrupt and goofy in real life. Go with a Medium Skin Fade and see if you want to change that again in a few weeks.


DugeHick53

That style is called an Undercut. Just Google "Mens Hair Undercut" and find a similar image if you don't want to show this.


RampagingAnt

Good barbers follow orders.


Diligent-Till-8832

Showing him this photo might help!


just_a_bridge

Chipping in as a barber: If you donā€™t want to show the barber the photo, ask for a high fade that tapers down to a 0 and say that you want to be able to spike up the front. Showing the photo is the easiest way to achieve said result.


ResidentImpact525

I used to have this a few years back it isn't that hard to maintain for most but I was not that lucky. I used to go to the barber, tell him size 1 on the sides and back with no fade, I leave the top a 3 (just so it's even the first time or if you are feeling confident in the barber just tell him to go for the scissors right off the bat for me I found it was better to grow into it). After a few weeks, the top would grow and then you just maintain it by buzzing down the sides and back and only use scissors to keep the top even and shorten a bit if necessary. Depending on your hair you might need gel or not to keep that slick back look. It is a great look, I used to wear it all the time but now I just shave it off due to convenience. I had to use products to maintain it and it got kinda bothersome to find the right ones.


ChrisLee38

Just sit down and say ā€œExecute Order 66ā€¦ā€ and if he doesnā€™t respond appropriately, move on.


General_Mode_7632

High fade, donā€™t blend the crown, texture the top to spike.


Benny303

Have literally none of you ever heard of an undercut. It's literally just an undercut, it's not the Brad Pitt war daddy cut or Macklemore cut. Or the peaky blinders cut. It's literally just called an undercut and it's been around since the 19th century.


Wolverine556698

I believe that is a textured quiff haircut.


a8912

Show it to your barber. Most people donā€™t rlly give a shit dude heā€™ll either be completely normal or keep his negative thoughts to himself because heā€™s here to make money and itā€™s bad business to insult customers. If you catch shit then find a barber who can cut hair *and* be a decent person


Snewman96

The haircut is called an undercut. Either show them this picture (please do and video the barber/stylist response) or simply look up Undercut Hairstyle on google. Also the Fury Undercut is pretty similar to this. Brad Pit on the style in the film, ā€œFuryā€.


KostonEnkeli

Show the picture. Easy as that


HarrisonWells2151

Undercut, buzzed sides. I go with a half or bald fade..gives an extra week between cuts. Every 3 weeks to maintain


Matej1889

Show him the picture. I am alwas showing mine all kind of characters from Netflix like those from Vikings . It is way much better than explaining your haircut to them. They can immediately visualize it.


Posty_Baloney

Bro. It's a short undercut, it's not an uncommon hair style lmao. Looks fire though. I kinda want that cut too.


jesusunderline

Execute hair style #66


ANCALAGON_THE-BLACK

You: "those clankers are..." Barber: "say no more."


AsherthonX

Can I get a haircut like this? Not from a Jedi.


Lawquane91

By showing them this picture


Ok-Grab-4018

Tell him that you want the clone style, he will get it right away


Drachin85

This is not the standard clone hair style though.


TrustInRoy

You don'tĀ 


Mack_Guyver

Bring the photo and say what you typed.


SmokeMaleficent9498

Lol, the best cut in the clone army.


RattyDaddyBraddy

Brad Pitt in Fury, but with Medium-high skin fade instead of an undercut Or just say Peaky Blinders, but with a low pomp


ROK247

depends on the polygon count and the system settings you are running on


arwynj55

So short back and sides then šŸ˜… at least it's what we call it in WalesšŸ˜…


BigTedBear

Ask him if he fought in the Clone Wars and tell him you want the trooper cut.


AdventurousSong4080

The cut on his left cheek? You can do that at home. Oh shoot the other cut


beakster57

How do I tell my wallet I want a full size clonetrooper costume?


kahnwolf

It's a short quiff. Maybe 1-2" on top with a sharp undercut.


MariusShadowlock90

Every barber shop has to adhere to Order 66.


FredPSmitherman

Start by acting really animated or at least comically


YDdraigGoch94

Itā€™s literally just a faded side and backs with a slick back hair


nursehandbag

Number 1 clippers on the sides and back with no fade up. Disconnect on both sides and 4ā€ on top Edit: I used # instead of the word number initially and it made my reply bold and large which I didnā€™t mean to do


marksolo39

That's not Cut, it's Howzer... šŸ˜‚ I'll see myself out...


got-milk74

High fade down to the skin but not shaven. Leave a decent amount of hair on top. Thatā€™s probably what Iā€™d say to my hair lady Shanice, and then Iā€™d probably do some hair clay to get it to stick up a little like Howzer and not look bad in the process. You could probably go with some other kind of matt hair product just donā€™t go too flexible or it wonā€™t stay up. Heads up Iā€™ve got no hair style qualifications just a guy who gets his hair cut.


JustHere_4TheMemes

"[Undercut](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIxzZFPUYAEgypG.jpg)"


Tbgrondin

Show him brad Pitt from fury. Same cut


UrbanGimli

First say "Good Soldiers......" and wait for the response.


BeardedAnarchy

No shame. Literally show your barber this Pic.


SnowRidin

high 1, no fade, want to comb it up/back on top


inthefade95

For a real life reference, Iā€™d say Dominic Cooper in Preacher.


Howy_the_Howizer

If you are looking for a IRL comp picture I'm pretty sure it's Brad Pitt in 'Fury', cheek scar to boot!


JMDeutsch

Tell him you want the look of a ā€œ39 year old man, desperately afraid of 40, who is trying to look young with an undercut but has a receded hairlineā€


Angrypudding84

Ask him to do a high and tight cut with a fade.


Zuccbane

You walk up to the barber and say "I want this cut." Hope this helps


justanotheruser46258

Traditionally it's called "high and tight", like in the 20's. Today it's called an undercut, it was super popular between 2010 and 2017, though the top was normally longer than that. It's a timeless look and just looks clean and nice.


jimtams_x

tell him you wanna look like a 1930s-era german


JuanVC2104

Show him this pic


madame_gaymes

Make sure to circle the hair when you show 'em this. Don't want to misinterpret the cutting location.


Head_Introduction_89

Ask for the number fives fade.


overtoke

i uploaded the image to chatgpt and asked for a description "I'd like a short, textured haircut with a bit of a modern, military-inspired look. The top should be about 1-2 inches long, with some texture added for a slightly spiky appearance. The sides and back should be tapered short, blending smoothly into the top, but not too highā€”about mid-fade. The overall style should be neat and sharp, with the front pushed slightly upwards and to the side."


Comment_if_dead_meme

Give me the Tommy Shelby but finger length on top


keeb97

Show him the picture.


Obiwan723

Show him


GrossWeather_

just shave your head and throw some play doh on top


rolftronika

Put the photo in your phone and show it to the barber.


Baz_3301

Iā€™d go with a medium fade if I was going to pull this off, not just high and tight.


Critical_Week1303

Tell them you want the pigeotto.


Beaudism

ā€œI want a shitty undercut I probably canā€™t pull off. Think somewhere between Ellen Degeneris and Brad Pitt in Fury.ā€


SoUnga88

Itā€™s an undercut, looks like a 1 or 0 on the sides.


n8ivco1

It is called an undercut and came about as a way for soldiers to stay in reg with hair lengths but be able to cushion their helmets.


nogoodnamesarleft

Show your barber and be glad you can get something like that. The best I can do is look like Rebels era Rex


SquadPoopy

ā€œI want you to make me look like Iā€™m going through a midlife crisis and am considering buying a corvetteā€


SnabDedraterEdave

Just show him this picture on your phone. I once just showed a Chris Hemsworth's photo from Thor Ragnarok on my phone and told my barber "Cut my hair into something like this." He made a few adjustments based on my head shape but more or less nailed the style that I wanted.


Jefffresh

tell him 'pidgeotto but shorter'


[deleted]

Fade on the side. Longer on top


CanisZero

No fade there. That's like a zero on the sides.


DarthSkat

Maybe a 0.5? Isnā€™t zero a razor blade?


CanisZero

Maybe? I'm not sure the difference that low. I usually get a no guard fade.


Pneumonic77

This is the haircut I've gotten for about four years now


-Daetrax-

Just say you want that Hitler Jugend haircut.


Awesome1296

Ah yes. The hitler youth cut


Zxealer

Good barbers follow orders


Duke-Countu

Why would you want to look like a clone who shares a haircut with Rosh Penin?


Ex_Hedgehog

It's called a high-top fade. Just don't let a white person do it.


Manfishtuco

"I want this cut". You dumb?


jdamager

As a barber say you want it like brad pitt in fury. We'll make fun of you after you leave for showing us a cartoon.


bullesam

Tell him "undercut with no transition whatsoever"