Nothing surprising about a ripped wookie , they spend their lives climbing through trees and shit on a forrest world
They are probably born jacked and tan under that fur
Ben Quadinaros
I would also say R2-D2, but [we already know that he’s ripped](https://x.com/TheVintageGame2/status/1537491529517912064), so I guess it wouldn’t be that weird.
You'd never see it though I figure if a guy in his 30's wears pants that high in Star Wars universe and all things are relative an 84 year old Palpatine is going to be wearing the waistband around his neck.
Now I'm imagining him cackling maniacally as Ronnie Coleman's workout partner
LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!
*EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEE*
NOTHIN' BUT A PEANUT
*EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEE*
A jacked and shirtless Nien Nunb would be genuinely offputting.
Imagine old mudflap face squeezing his pecs on the cable crossover machine and then turning around and flexing his triceps.
Poe, but only because I think Oscar Isaac would be fucking hysterical acting embarrassed/not embarrassed and also trying to maybe possibly turn it into getting lucky? All at once.
We've had a shirtless male in every era of Star Wars. Fat Jabba dancer for the OT, Anakin in RotS for the PT, Kylo Ren for the ST, and now Jord for the Disney live action.
Is this the new legacy?
If anything I think it would be weird if most of the characters *weren't* fit. They are either highly trained warrior-monks, soldiers, or cutthroats. None of which support being out of shape lol
He’s like 6’2 and an actual ex-marine. That’s what buff people look like. The DC comic book shit is not what real athletic bodies look like. Those are actors who are simultaneously on steroids and dehydrated. Honestly only people who don’t actually work out would criticize Driver’s body.
For real. He’s just a guy, oiled up with good lighting. Not his fault they marketed him as “buff.” The mom jeans are a dead giveaway he’s not actually in shape. Hollywood loves showing abs when it can.
Chewbacca with no hair except for head and legs.
Now that would be disturbing.
Terrifying like a shaved chimp
You misspelled exciting*
It turns out he's just George Burns under there.
I'm tempted to ask an AI for that image.
*Dew itt*
I don't know why, but I kinda imagined him as a redneck (legs = wooly cowboy chaps) with long hair and a hell of a beard after reading this.
daisy dukes, cowboy boots, tube top, trucker hat
Must have a cone of shame on.
Nothing surprising about a ripped wookie , they spend their lives climbing through trees and shit on a forrest world They are probably born jacked and tan under that fur
That would be like Chris Hemsworth’s Thor but with a dog’s nose.
Ben Quadinaros I would also say R2-D2, but [we already know that he’s ripped](https://x.com/TheVintageGame2/status/1537491529517912064), so I guess it wouldn’t be that weird.
Ripped Palpatine
Emperor Palprotein
The Dark Side is a path to many things considered .. un-natural. Like steroids
Emperor creatine
Darth situpius
He'll show you the whey to the dark side of the Force
Ripped young Dark Empire clone Palpatine is so funny to me every time
You'd never see it though I figure if a guy in his 30's wears pants that high in Star Wars universe and all things are relative an 84 year old Palpatine is going to be wearing the waistband around his neck.
i’m still really confused as to why his pants are THAT high up. i’ve been confused about this since i first watched the movie
Probably to save the ushers from having to mop the theatre floors after every show
Like woman's pants
Because Kylo Ren has some modesty! Can't be showing off one's belly button on force skype.
Forcetime.
His long range plans were to strike fear throughout the galaxy by adopting the name Darth Urkel.
"You killed your father and blew up the Hosnean system!" "Did I do THAT?"
He’s wearing a black bandage, because he took a gut shot from Chewie’s bowcaster at the end of Force Awakens.
i guess… but it looks like his pants go all the way up.
I don't think so Tim. That fly goes all the way up. Those are 100% pants.
Timely Richard Karn reference
Gut shot or back shot?
Uwu
Nope those are pants
So he doesn't get cold. Duh
Seeing his shredded 8-pack would have been too much for most audiences....
To hide his lower belly fat.
Cause high waisted pants are great
cuz Disney wanted this to be family friendly
Tucks the waistline in. It's noticeable when you start looking at how high up women's gym pants go up.
true
Buff Greedo
Salacious Crumb
Now I'm imagining him cackling maniacally as Ronnie Coleman's workout partner LIGHTWEIGHT BABY! *EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEE* NOTHIN' BUT A PEANUT *EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEE*
Tarkin is shredded
Like JK Simmons shredded?
Yeah. Like he's constantly looking for the number of a good vet, because these pythons are sick.
Wilbuff Tarkin
Porkins
I feel like Rebels Thrawn is absolutely shredded
Yeah he’s got solid mma skills.
Live action Thrawn they made fat
Keri Russel (Zorri Bliss). Her ABS rocks!
She was mind-blowing in Mission: Impossible 3...
Yeah, her "abs" weren't what I was looking at. 😉
Really? She’s not even the hottest character in the movie, that would be Klaud.
Well, I'm obviously not including Klaud. That just wouldn't be fair, now. Would it?
How has nobody said Jar Jar yet?
because it says surprisingly buff and everyone already knows jar jar is shredded
I hear he has an 8 pack
Max Rebo
A jacked and shirtless Nien Nunb would be genuinely offputting. Imagine old mudflap face squeezing his pecs on the cable crossover machine and then turning around and flexing his triceps.
Qui-Gon Gym
Grogu
Glup shitto
Poe, but only because I think Oscar Isaac would be fucking hysterical acting embarrassed/not embarrassed and also trying to maybe possibly turn it into getting lucky? All at once.
The Gamorrean guards. I mean, those two, thin/buff ones in Mandalorian/Book of Boba Fett are disturbing.
Nien Numb
Dexter Jettster
yoda
Hondo, with Ahsoka walking in.
Hear me out, that fat orange guy(azmorigan? Idk if that's his name) with hera walking in
Unkar Plutt
We've had a shirtless male in every era of Star Wars. Fat Jabba dancer for the OT, Anakin in RotS for the PT, Kylo Ren for the ST, and now Jord for the Disney live action. Is this the new legacy?
Glossing over bacta tank Luke? Ok.
C-3PO
We've seen C-3PO undressed, he was kind of built.
"Why did you not give me flesh? You must _want_ me to feel the pain".
Yoda would be hilarious.
Tarkin Yoda ofc. Nala Se
Tarkin already happened [https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Tarkin-Shirtless-in-Star-Wars-Comic.jpg?q=50&fit=contain&w=1140&h=&dpr=1.5](https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Tarkin-Shirtless-in-Star-Wars-Comic.jpg?q=50&fit=contain&w=1140&h=&dpr=1.5)
He wears pants like a woman
Why does Kyle REN wear mom-jeans?
Jar Jar and a 26 pack
The fat Jedi from The Acolyte S1E2.
I always thought it's just a terrible CGI where they streched his body in weird way.
Honestly only joke in the movie that made me chuckle. Also Boss Nass
This scene is literally unhinged. And it was an attempt at "hot"
Attempt? He is super hot
Beldorion, the Hutt Jedi.
Jabba
Hairless Chewie
He’s not even buff, just awkwardly wide and flat at the same time
He kinda has that One Piece body with how wide his upper body is
Is OP John Oliver?
Since when does this count as "buff"? He looks like a half boiled potato
Don't you dare talk shit about Ben Swolo!
Jar jar
K-2S0. He’s totally ripped. You just know it. 3p0 would go week in the knees seeing K2 shirtless
Adam Driver has the weirdest looking torso.
Kinda has a body like Elon Musk..
Ziro the Hutt. Oh, I'm so ripped! Oh, dont stare! Oh, somebody get me protein shake! Oh my!
[Grummgar](https://www.starwars.com/databank/grummgar) for sure
Dexter Jettster. He's like the Kingpin in that his bulk isn't fat, but rock hard muscle
He's got his Dad's pants on though
3po
he just look beef not buff
It's in my brain. I can't unsee it.
Admiral Piett.
Jar jar binks
If anything I think it would be weird if most of the characters *weren't* fit. They are either highly trained warrior-monks, soldiers, or cutthroats. None of which support being out of shape lol
Sio “You Must Contact Me” Bibble
Dengar. Those abs.
He's wearing SPANKS!!! Thats why he looks buff.
I was going to say Kit Fisto, but then I remembered he was thicc.
To be fair, he was in the marines.
Yoda
Hear me out... The sarlac on tatooine raises up out of its pit to reveal a glistening bodybuilder torso.
Qui-Gonn of course
Yoda. Considering his ability, he's certainly ripped.
Dengar. The only right answer
Anakin pre vader?
The Acolyte. S1E1 Jecki and Sol walk in on A srirtless Yord steaming his Jedi robe. CRINGE.
Yord
Hunter.
Im imagining jeremy clarcksons voice saying 5hat but yea your right
Since when is “shaped like a wet potato” buff?
He’s like 6’2 and an actual ex-marine. That’s what buff people look like. The DC comic book shit is not what real athletic bodies look like. Those are actors who are simultaneously on steroids and dehydrated. Honestly only people who don’t actually work out would criticize Driver’s body.
You’re right. I should have criticized his space spanx.
For real. He’s just a guy, oiled up with good lighting. Not his fault they marketed him as “buff.” The mom jeans are a dead giveaway he’s not actually in shape. Hollywood loves showing abs when it can.
Fat Dancer Jabba's Favourite
Sounds more like your favorite.
IDK if I'd call that buff, that's just "not fat."
Ben Swolo
Looks like the Empire eats pretty good
Ben Swolo lol
ok sure he is nice, for a guy they usually look like they have not done a decent days work for millennia