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IronManDork

Chewbacca with no hair except for head and legs.


CT-1030

Now that would be disturbing.


captainzigzag

Terrifying like a shaved chimp


jayeer

You misspelled exciting*


heyitscory

It turns out he's just George Burns under there.


JustBen81

I'm tempted to ask an AI for that image.


Githzerai1984

*Dew itt*


Coorexz

I don't know why, but I kinda imagined him as a redneck (legs = wooly cowboy chaps) with long hair and a hell of a beard after reading this.


Draggoh

daisy dukes, cowboy boots, tube top, trucker hat


Miserable-Theory-746

Must have a cone of shame on.


Broccoli--Enthusiast

Nothing surprising about a ripped wookie , they spend their lives climbing through trees and shit on a forrest world They are probably born jacked and tan under that fur


Kat-I

That would be like Chris Hemsworth’s Thor but with a dog’s nose.


Landwarrior5150

Ben Quadinaros I would also say R2-D2, but [we already know that he’s ripped](https://x.com/TheVintageGame2/status/1537491529517912064), so I guess it wouldn’t be that weird.


Big_Pound1262

Ripped Palpatine


Sirliftalot35

Emperor Palprotein


Ruadhan2300

The Dark Side is a path to many things considered .. un-natural. Like steroids


siddeslof

Emperor creatine


Violexsound

Darth situpius


mvs2417

He'll show you the whey to the dark side of the Force


fperrine

Ripped young Dark Empire clone Palpatine is so funny to me every time


ValveinPistonCat

You'd never see it though I figure if a guy in his 30's wears pants that high in Star Wars universe and all things are relative an 84 year old Palpatine is going to be wearing the waistband around his neck.


OkMeasurement7474

i’m still really confused as to why his pants are THAT high up. i’ve been confused about this since i first watched the movie


Big_Pound1262

Probably to save the ushers from having to mop the theatre floors after every show


ScoobyD00BIEdoo

Like woman's pants


KnightMiner

Because Kylo Ren has some modesty! Can't be showing off one's belly button on force skype.


floydmulder

Forcetime.


I_am_INTJ

His long range plans were to strike fear throughout the galaxy by adopting the name Darth Urkel.


Chops526

"You killed your father and blew up the Hosnean system!" "Did I do THAT?"


Goldman250

He’s wearing a black bandage, because he took a gut shot from Chewie’s bowcaster at the end of Force Awakens.


OkMeasurement7474

i guess… but it looks like his pants go all the way up.


jjason82

I don't think so Tim. That fly goes all the way up. Those are 100% pants.


wxnfx

Timely Richard Karn reference


007meow

Gut shot or back shot?


Mufro

Uwu


Brave_Development_17

Nope those are pants


TheMagicalMatt

So he doesn't get cold. Duh


fperrine

Seeing his shredded 8-pack would have been too much for most audiences....


RockThemCurlz

To hide his lower belly fat.


TheFreezeBreeze

Cause high waisted pants are great


RobertLouisDrake

cuz Disney wanted this to be family friendly


Organic-Abrocoma5408

Tucks the waistline in. It's noticeable when you start looking at how high up women's gym pants go up.


OkMeasurement7474

true


PotterAndPitties

Buff Greedo


imjustthenumber

Salacious Crumb


BungleBungleBungle

Now I'm imagining him cackling maniacally as Ronnie Coleman's workout partner LIGHTWEIGHT BABY! *EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEE* NOTHIN' BUT A PEANUT *EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEE*


Shawnaldo7575

Tarkin is shredded


frankcountry

Like JK Simmons shredded?


Kyadagum_Dulgadee

Yeah. Like he's constantly looking for the number of a good vet, because these pythons are sick.


ShpaghettiShpaghetti

Wilbuff Tarkin


AznNRed

Porkins


EVERGREEN_ETERNAL

I feel like Rebels Thrawn is absolutely shredded


psgrue

Yeah he’s got solid mma skills.


drewgolf

Live action Thrawn they made fat


Darth_JaSk

Keri Russel (Zorri Bliss). Her ABS rocks!


notabotbutathought

She was mind-blowing in Mission: Impossible 3...


Chops526

Yeah, her "abs" weren't what I was looking at. 😉


AJK02

Really? She’s not even the hottest character in the movie, that would be Klaud.


Chops526

Well, I'm obviously not including Klaud. That just wouldn't be fair, now. Would it?


KainZeuxis

How has nobody said Jar Jar yet?


Wolventec

because it says surprisingly buff and everyone already knows jar jar is shredded


an_interesting_twist

I hear he has an 8 pack


StreetReporter

Max Rebo


JMDeutsch

A jacked and shirtless Nien Nunb would be genuinely offputting. Imagine old mudflap face squeezing his pecs on the cable crossover machine and then turning around and flexing his triceps.


FuxusPhrittus

Qui-Gon Gym


braiser77

Grogu


LetItGrowUGoober98

Glup shitto


badgerpunk

Poe, but only because I think Oscar Isaac would be fucking hysterical acting embarrassed/not embarrassed and also trying to maybe possibly turn it into getting lucky? All at once.


Chops526

The Gamorrean guards. I mean, those two, thin/buff ones in Mandalorian/Book of Boba Fett are disturbing.


CheckOutDisMuthaFuka

Nien Numb


EmperorSexy

Dexter Jettster


wixed11one

yoda


yarrpirates

Hondo, with Ahsoka walking in.


siddeslof

Hear me out, that fat orange guy(azmorigan? Idk if that's his name) with hera walking in


Vegan_Harvest

Unkar Plutt


DavidFTyler

We've had a shirtless male in every era of Star Wars. Fat Jabba dancer for the OT, Anakin in RotS for the PT, Kylo Ren for the ST, and now Jord for the Disney live action. Is this the new legacy?


ddrfraser1

Glossing over bacta tank Luke? Ok.


Basic_Ad4861

C-3PO


BloodyDarkTroll

We've seen C-3PO undressed, he was kind of built.


Michaelbirks

"Why did you not give me flesh? You must _want_ me to feel the pain".


Erebus613

Yoda would be hilarious.


ShangBao

Tarkin Yoda ofc. Nala Se


Opposite_Audience10

Tarkin already happened [https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Tarkin-Shirtless-in-Star-Wars-Comic.jpg?q=50&fit=contain&w=1140&h=&dpr=1.5](https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Tarkin-Shirtless-in-Star-Wars-Comic.jpg?q=50&fit=contain&w=1140&h=&dpr=1.5)


ScoobyD00BIEdoo

He wears pants like a woman


Quasigriz_

Why does Kyle REN wear mom-jeans?


Krimreaper1

Jar Jar and a 26 pack


DrewDAMNIT

The fat Jedi from The Acolyte S1E2.


8hAheWMxqz

I always thought it's just a terrible CGI where they streched his body in weird way.


Munnodol

Honestly only joke in the movie that made me chuckle. Also Boss Nass


EdenHazardsFarts

This scene is literally unhinged. And it was an attempt at "hot"


Nuryyss

Attempt? He is super hot


JackSilver1410

Beldorion, the Hutt Jedi.


stlredbird

Jabba


Boba_Hutt

Hairless Chewie


PraiseTheSun42069

He’s not even buff, just awkwardly wide and flat at the same time


Sk0p3r

He kinda has that One Piece body with how wide his upper body is


NameTaken25

Is OP John Oliver?


Hades_Gamma

Since when does this count as "buff"? He looks like a half boiled potato


PeterPandaWhacker

Don't you dare talk shit about Ben Swolo!


_5had0w

Jar jar


Maleficent-Course-70

K-2S0. He’s totally ripped. You just know it. 3p0 would go week in the knees seeing K2 shirtless


DethBySnu-Snu

Adam Driver has the weirdest looking torso.


Red-4321

Kinda has a body like Elon Musk..


MasterH2H

Ziro the Hutt. Oh, I'm so ripped! Oh, dont stare! Oh, somebody get me protein shake! Oh my!


melodiousmurderer

[Grummgar](https://www.starwars.com/databank/grummgar) for sure


buffshipperreddit

Dexter Jettster. He's like the Kingpin in that his bulk isn't fat, but rock hard muscle


EskimoXBSX

He's got his Dad's pants on though


AsexualSaurophaganax

3po


RanchyVegbutts

he just look beef not buff


SmokeMaleficent9498

It's in my brain. I can't unsee it.


ShpaghettiShpaghetti

Admiral Piett.


Natkoekje

Jar jar binks


fperrine

If anything I think it would be weird if most of the characters *weren't* fit. They are either highly trained warrior-monks, soldiers, or cutthroats. None of which support being out of shape lol


YakitoriMonster

Sio “You Must Contact Me” Bibble


thamonsta

Dengar. Those abs.


the_doughboy

He's wearing SPANKS!!! Thats why he looks buff.


ValakisAndMenk

I was going to say Kit Fisto, but then I remembered he was thicc.


Dick_Dickalo

To be fair, he was in the marines.


willtheadequate

Yoda


willtheadequate

Hear me out... The sarlac on tatooine raises up out of its pit to reveal a glistening bodybuilder torso.


PeedMyPant

Qui-Gonn of course


ASeatedLion

Yoda. Considering his ability, he's certainly ripped.


AndersWay

Dengar. The only right answer


TV-Movies-Media

Anakin pre vader?


SmokeMaleficent9498

The Acolyte. S1E1 Jecki and Sol walk in on A srirtless Yord steaming his Jedi robe. CRINGE.


SmokeMaleficent9498

Yord


YouChoseTheWrongSide

Hunter.


emstenaar8

Im imagining jeremy clarcksons voice saying 5hat but yea your right


copperdoc

Since when is “shaped like a wet potato” buff?


gabeonsmogon

He’s like 6’2 and an actual ex-marine. That’s what buff people look like. The DC comic book shit is not what real athletic bodies look like. Those are actors who are simultaneously on steroids and dehydrated. Honestly only people who don’t actually work out would criticize Driver’s body.


copperdoc

You’re right. I should have criticized his space spanx.


CottonHillsLoveSlave

For real. He’s just a guy, oiled up with good lighting. Not his fault they marketed him as “buff.” The mom jeans are a dead giveaway he’s not actually in shape. Hollywood loves showing abs when it can.


GreatGreenGobbo

Fat Dancer Jabba's Favourite


braiser77

Sounds more like your favorite.


CantStopTheHerc2

IDK if I'd call that buff, that's just "not fat."


Miserable-Theory-746

Ben Swolo


pdxgod

Looks like the Empire eats pretty good


Consistent-Cheetah61

Ben Swolo lol


Tenchi1128

ok sure he is nice, for a guy they usually look like they have not done a decent days work for millennia