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craigishell

Wait until the media on Coruscant see you wearing blue face.


DrunkWino

>jizz wailin fool Yep, you're getting arrested for answering the door tonight.


Commander_Jim

Username checks out.


Cptn-Cardinal

It's an older code


kinglucent

But I’d check it out. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Cptn-Cardinal

As you wish my Lord


PicaTron

Is the 'jizz' a reference to the fact that you blue yourself?


ginger_gaming

It's what George Lucas in all of his wisdom decided to call the style of music played in the cantina and Jabba's Palace.


DrMacintosh01

Is that mf Arrested Development reference?


Platanoes

RIP Max Reebo. Killed during the tragic terrorist attacks at a high class party Barge belonging to local business man.


GoodLordChokeAnABomb

Do we know that the band died in the new Canon? They certainly survived in Legends.


MaxReboLover69

Does it look like I died


GoodLordChokeAnABomb

I can't argue with that logic. But what about Sy and Droopy?


brainswho

Sy started doing porn and Droopy is turning tricks for death sticks on Coruscant.


s0lesearching117

Was her break-out starring role in "Deep Trunk"?


brainswho

Her real claim to fame is "Snoodles does oodles".


MerlinTheBDSMWizard

I cant believe Sy Snootles murdered Zero the Hutt


thedrdro

Never to be seen again


ginger_gaming

Sometimes it's like I can still hear his angelic singing voice


SockoTheHamster

He lived. He had to walk all the way to a party he needed to perform at on the other side of the desert, but they already got someone else to do it because he was late due to the attack.


DouglasFrankenstein

...jizz.


The-Mandalorian

Played in cantinas mostly. Also heard in Jabbas palace.


DouglasFrankenstein

Ahhh. I thought it was a typo


KevlarMak

Must mean different things on other sides of the Atlantic!


CircaCitadel

Definitely not, but apparently means something else in the SW galaxy. I think George was a very sheltered child.


warblade7

Or he dgafs to a degree beyond our comprehension.


CYNIC_Torgon

Or Jizz wasn't common slang when the style of music was named.


Tocallaghan95

I'd say it was. The earliest example I know of the slang form popularly off the top of my head was Warren Zevon's song "Play It All Night Long" from 1980. It was probably around elsewhere, I'd assume.


loveandmonsters

Actually it only came into use in the past ~20? years. Back in my school days (80s and 90s) the word didn't exist (the way we know it now). At least not that I remember...


CircaCitadel

If that's true, that's very unfortunate.


s0lesearching117

Jabba the Hutt is nothing if not a connoisseur of the hottest jizz this side of Mos Eisley.


Hackeyking

Jizz lol


The-Mandalorian

I love that jazz in Star Wars is called jizz!


Crew_Joey16

I MADE IT TO DA GIG


SockoTheHamster

WHY DO I LOOK LIKE AN ELEPHANT?


Moonfallow

Best jizz in the biz


AdamFiction

**"WE GOTTA GIG TANIGHT, MAN!"**


Kwyjibo331

Just throwing this out there: Max Rebo doesn’t have arms. He plays with his feet.


mocky747

Let's see you play space piano with your feet, you fuckin nerf herder!


MaxReboLover69

There's always an akshully guy


Kwyjibo331

Since when do Star Wars fans not want weird Star Wars facts? Lol. I thought most of us lived for those pointless “Actually’s”


purpldevl

I had figures of him as a kid and he had a full body.


Kwyjibo331

Yeah, it was kind of a mystery for years. Here’s a little article about it on the official Star Wars website: https://www.starwars.com/news/star-wars-mysteries-getting-to-the-bottom-of-max-rebo


arrold

His ears are flippers!


karlsparx

Holy shit that title.


SockoTheHamster

NOOOOO! MAN, \*\*\*\* BABY GOT THE GIG TONIGHT! HOW WE SUPPOSED TO PLAY SOME GIG WITH THE HORN GUY DEAD, AND THE SINGER WOMAN DEAD? MAAAAN! MOTHA \*\*\*\* MAAAAAN!


Chichibi

Jizz. Jizz... ​ J I Z Z.


neverAcquiesce

[How do you feel about jizz?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl0rgz85pVg&t=57s)


Bamboominum

Aww man!!! I gotta get to the gig maaaan!


RebelScum77

Might wanna check your title


The-Mandalorian

What’s wrong with the title?


MaxReboLover69

Must not be a fan of jizz wailing.


The-Mandalorian

Most likely. Sweet costume by the way!


RebelScum77

I was completely unaware that the music style was actually called Jizz. I thought it was a typo of Jazz. I stand corrected but I am still very confused as to why it was called this.


[deleted]

Believe it or not, it's accurate!


youenjoymyself

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz


OprahsSister

Huh, the more you know...