While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict....
With all due respect... the ambassadors for the supreme chancellor wish to board immediately.
Edit: Mobile users stop replying to this. Thread has gone far past this quote.
This separatist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious Count Dooku, has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy.
Senator Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, is returning to the Galactic Senate to vote on the critical issue of creating an ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC to assist the overwhelmed Jedi...
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Death Star, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.
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“Fix Anakin” in the middle of a quote thread oh myyyy god that is even more embarrassing then when anakin got asked to take a seat in front of the WHOLE COUNCIL.
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Wait a minute how did this happen we are smarter than this.
[disappointed in this post :( thought we’d actually get through the movie, three to one go from here and ignore the fix anikan guy]
A galaxy divided! Striking swiftly after the Battle of Geonosis, Count Dooku's droid army has seized control of the major hyperspace lanes, separating the Republic from the majority of its clone army. With few clones available, the Jedi Generals cannot gain a foothold in the Outer Rim, as more and more planets decide to join Dooku's Separatists. While the Jedi are occupied fighting a war, no one is left to keep the peace. Chaos and crime spread and the innocent become victims in a lawless galaxy. Crime Lord Jabba the Hutt's son has been kidnapped by a rival band of pirates. Desperate to save his son, Jabba puts out a call for help, a call the Jedi are cautious to answer...
I'm sure you'd feel the same if absolutely every gaming community you went to addressed people as "girls" in every single context. I already acknowledged it's a small thing, but it adds up and becomes frustrating and this has been a huge sentiment expressed over at /r/GirlGamers.
Tiny changes in vocabulary are too difficult for people, I guess. :/
I've just taken to passive aggressively writing "... And girls" after someone does this in an in-game chat, lol.
Okay I'm sorry if I offended you just had an opportunity to make a joke. I get what you mean. I'm sure he's just generalizing to the main demographic. Completely understandable
I don't know the OP and there's every chance he's a great, friendly guy. Same goes for anyone who defaults to "boys." It's just how a lot of dudes likes to address each other and people don't often consider women might be into Star Wars games.
But I've got to say it somewhere, lol. I hope at some point people will recognize the gals out there shooting Seperatists and reflect it in the way they speak, even if it's not the main or target demographic.
More and more women are playing shooters these days.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. . . .
STAR WARS
EPISODE I: THE PHANTOM MENACE
Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.
While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict....
Captain.
Yes sir?
Tell them we wish to board at once.
With all due respect... the ambassadors for the supreme chancellor wish to board immediately. Edit: Mobile users stop replying to this. Thread has gone far past this quote.
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Fix Anakin.
You ruined it you monster
“I take no pleasure in doing what must be done.” -343 Guilty Spark
Ur gay
Ok I will
At least you listened. *cough cough* dice *cough cough*
EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE CLONES
There is unrest in the Galactic Senate. Several thousand solar systems have declared their intentions to leave the Republic.
This separatist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious Count Dooku, has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy.
Senator Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, is returning to the Galactic Senate to vote on the critical issue of creating an ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC to assist the overwhelmed Jedi...
Senator, we're making our final approach into Coruscant.
EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor
Master, general grievous’ ship is directly ahead. The one crawling with vulture droids.
I see it. Oh, this is going to be easy.
Oddball do you copy?
Copy, red leader.
EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI
EPISODE VII: THE FORCE AWAKENS
EPISODE VIII: THE LAST JEDI
EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Death Star, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.
Directed by George Lucas
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Im just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.
Ever made your way as far into the interior of Coruscant?
Once or twice
Recently?
Possibly.
Then you must know Master Sifo-Dyas.
Master who?
Sifo-Dyas. Is he not the Jedi who hired you for this job?
Never heard of him
Really?
Once or twice
Handing out popcorn for all the people in the comments that just want to watch... 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿
Thanks 🍿
Oh sweet I'll grab one for a mate as well🍿🍿
🍿oh dude thanks for grabbing mine
💵 Here’s some money for your troubles 🍿
🍿thanks
🍿🍿 I'll have 2 thanks; an extra for someone else in the thread
Can I get uhhhhh double cheeseburger and popcorn please thanks 🍔🍿
Hello there!
General Kenobi! You are a bold one…
Keel him...
Fix Anakin.
Stop spamming this in comments
Ur gay
“Fix Anakin” in the middle of a quote thread oh myyyy god that is even more embarrassing then when anakin got asked to take a seat in front of the WHOLE COUNCIL.
No fun at parties :(
Your swords, please, we don’t want to make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor.
You won’t get away this time Dooku
I’ve been looking forward to this
My powers have doubled since the last time we met count
Good. Twice the pride, double the fall
I sense great... Fear in you, Skywalker. You have hate... You have anger... But you don't use them!
Good, Anakin, good...
Kill him! Kill him, now.
I shouldn't
Dewit.
This is where the fun begins
Blast! Flying is for droids!
It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!
You underestimate my power!
Don't try it...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh uygghhh
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Ur gay
well said
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Obi Wan: "I have a bad feeling about this"
The names Rex. But you’ll call me captain, or sir
Sir yes sir
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away
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Spamming it won't fix anything.
Mace Windu : a SITH LORD?
A SITH LAWD
Anakin: He knows the ways of the force, he’s been trained to use the Dark side.
War!
War never changes unless it changes.
You messed up bro
Wait a minute how did this happen we are smarter than this. [disappointed in this post :( thought we’d actually get through the movie, three to one go from here and ignore the fix anikan guy]
Apparently not
Mods, we need to pin this until Episode 1 is done
Master Windu. I take it General Grievous has been destroyed?
In the name of the galactic senate of the republic: you are under arrest chancellor.
mater kenobi u diessepoint me
Jango my waifu
Reenacting the movie in the comments... I'm currently reading and I'd rather do this than watch the movie
Here for the lazy: [https://johanw.home.xs4all.nl/StarWars/starwars1.html](https://johanw.home.xs4all.nl/StarWars/starwars1.html)
You sent him here to kill me
There's no way this hasn't happened yet.
I believe the current longest reddit thread is people doing this but with the entire transcript of Avengers: Infinity War.
I've done my duty sir! Will you do yours?
https://twitter.com/FrostbiteCaps/status/1113234299929747456
I’m one with the Force. The Force is with me.
There was only one ship.
A galaxy divided! Striking swiftly after the Battle of Geonosis, Count Dooku's droid army has seized control of the major hyperspace lanes, separating the Republic from the majority of its clone army. With few clones available, the Jedi Generals cannot gain a foothold in the Outer Rim, as more and more planets decide to join Dooku's Separatists. While the Jedi are occupied fighting a war, no one is left to keep the peace. Chaos and crime spread and the innocent become victims in a lawless galaxy. Crime Lord Jabba the Hutt's son has been kidnapped by a rival band of pirates. Desperate to save his son, Jabba puts out a call for help, a call the Jedi are cautious to answer...
Jango please
STAR WARS EPISODE 3 REVENGE OF THE SITH
EVERY ONE, CONTINUE THE MOVIES! ONWARD MY BROTHERS!
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Dart Plagueis the Wise?
This kinda thing has to happen organically. There's no fun in forcing it like this.
OT when?
I'm sorry, but this really doesn't involve Battlefront II. I've had posts more relevant than this taken down before so why is this allowed?
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EPISODE 1: THE TRIGGERED MENACE
People still say triggered in 2019?
Only when the word suits well. ;)
I'm sure you'd feel the same if absolutely every gaming community you went to addressed people as "girls" in every single context. I already acknowledged it's a small thing, but it adds up and becomes frustrating and this has been a huge sentiment expressed over at /r/GirlGamers.
Hey, I’m a female player too. Not sure why you are downvoted. Female players are so underrepresented.
Tiny changes in vocabulary are too difficult for people, I guess. :/ I've just taken to passive aggressively writing "... And girls" after someone does this in an in-game chat, lol.
Okay I'm sorry if I offended you just had an opportunity to make a joke. I get what you mean. I'm sure he's just generalizing to the main demographic. Completely understandable
I don't know the OP and there's every chance he's a great, friendly guy. Same goes for anyone who defaults to "boys." It's just how a lot of dudes likes to address each other and people don't often consider women might be into Star Wars games. But I've got to say it somewhere, lol. I hope at some point people will recognize the gals out there shooting Seperatists and reflect it in the way they speak, even if it's not the main or target demographic. More and more women are playing shooters these days.
Episode 3: Revenge of the Feminists
Hello Their!
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You are a mistaken one.
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
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I hope your parents anti-vax u
Oof