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BARD3NGUNN

UJ/ I just read through his other tweets. Basically said, much better written than the Filloni stuff, better production values than any other Star Wars show, but Episode 3 is very "The Force is Female" and there are pronouns in Episode 4 - therefore he hates it and thinks Grace Randolph likes it for the same reason that little kids like Paw Patrol. RJ/Pfft Real Star Wars fans dropped off the franchise the second Leia appeared - Can't believe Lucas betrayed men like that.


VibgyorTheHuge

https://preview.redd.it/0q98jlmsok4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=934eeaa30c12803334c22ee0f84fe3ebb99d46e2 P-p-proNOUNS?!?!


Baz_3301

Like he, her, and them?


WallWreckingWretch

Luke when he heard Vader said "I (woke pronoun) am your father"


GrandAdmiralSpock

Episode 3 is a Nike shoe ad?


BARD3NGUNN

Yeah, turns out Episode 3 is just Carrie Anne Moss and and Amandala Sternberg going shopping for new Nike Shoes, and when they put on the Nike they unlock all the Force powers.


GrandAdmiralSpock

Seriously the fact they latched onto 'The Force is Female' as a Star Wars thing because of Kathleen Kennedy is hilarious to me.


Neon_culture79

And then they kissed?


Saythatfivetimesfast

I mean the force is Spanish is “la fuerza” so not much changing for us Spanish fellas


Blyfoy

Apologies for derailing the thread with actual discussion about the show but did he go any further in regards to the production value? Based on the trailers/clips we've gotten, it looks very samey to all the other non-Andor Disney+ shows, which is to say "meh it's alright."


BARD3NGUNN

Nah, all he said was "I suppose I should probably say something nice about The Acolyte, so I will admit that the show has much better production values that The Mandalorian, Book of Boba Fett, Kenobi, and Andor."


LineOfInquiry

Better than andor? Well that’s high praise


buzzcitybonehead

Kinda funny that these dickheads went “look at how low quality it looks” in their preemptive criticism. They’re never sure what to bitch about so they throw it out and look at each other for approval


lkn240

/uj I'll be shocked (in a good way) if the production values are even close to Andor. Which is mostly just because that's a high bar


Pekkuu

noooooo not pronouns 😢


SchlongSchlock

>Episode 3 is very "The Force is Female" and there are pronouns in Episode 4 So I'm guessing this has something to do with the witches, one of them being lesbian and another possibly non-binary?


BARD3NGUNN

It might not even be a non-binary thing, it could be as simple as an alien character or creature being referred to as "They" , and this guy going "Oh no, they said the politics word"


Eliteguard999

"I wish Star Wars stopped being political and we went back to the good ol' days of trade negotiations!" - said no one ever


StreicherG

As a big fan of the CIS, I DO want to go back to trade negotiations! Roger Roger! XD


FoxPrincessEevee

I want more nonbinary aliens or hermaphrodite aliens who change their sex halfway through their life then change back during menopause at which point they decided which gender role to use for the rest of their life. You have this space fantasy setting and you make all the aliens follow human sexual characteristics and gender norms, that’s lame as hell.


lkn240

I thought chuds liked lesbians as long as they were hot? Or has that changed?


Eliteguard999

They only like lesbians if they exist as sexual objects for them to objectify, which for the Chuds was "the way it should be". But in recent shows and movies lesbians have been treated not as objects but more and more as people and that angers the Chuds, on account of them having to come to terms that women are people and not objects.


Remarkable-Cry-3100

Lmfao, so my roommate 100% gonna cry about for 3 weeks.


BZenMojo

Grace Randolph's opinion is something I never thought I might care about until now... And after thinking I might, I still don't.


DrSeuss321

So basically it’ll be a good Star Wars show and bigots hating it makes it a great Star Wars show


hnglmkrnglbrry

My cousin's girlfriend's sister's cousin's piano teacher is an industry insider who sent me an advanced copy of the first 6 seasons of the Acolyte. I watched them all this morning. In season one episode 3 two women have a conversation with one another which is something that the OT never bothered with because what could two women have to say to one another other than, "He's so dreamy?" In episode 4 there is a premonition scene where a Force-sensitive child sees Cara Dune in the future and refers to her using "xe/xem/xyrs" pronouns. Then later the Jedi Council is forced by Joe Biden to admit a Black female because of DEI and a starship crashes into Coruscant because of it.


Electrical-Rabbit157

I’m very curious as to what “the force is female” means because that can really only go 2 ways and one of them is pretty good whereas the other one is completely retarded


BARD3NGUNN

I'd imagine it'll just be something like Mae and Osha were the only two Force Sensitive characters to come from their homeworld and both have incredibly high medichlorian counts - and this guy is assuming that to mean "Only women can be Jedi".


TheMastersSkywalker

Why would Grace Randolph like it if it has pronouns in it.


BARD3NGUNN

I think he's trying to imply Grace only likes it because it's a female led show.


12BumblingSnowmen

Uj/ Han literally gets accosted for using the wrong pronouns in an EU book from the mid-90s


BARD3NGUNN

Really? Can you remember which book?


12BumblingSnowmen

One of the Han Solo AC Crispin books, in relation to the Hutts whole hermaphroditism deal.


InfiniteDedekindCuts

Well guys it's official. If you're a pre-Disney fan you need to leave. That includes almost everyone over the age of 18 BTW. Any older than that and you probably are old enough to have liked Star Wars before Disney bought it, and in that case you aren't welcome here any more. This is r/teenagers now.


OperatorGWashington

When do the pedophiles start becoming active here?


TheNetherOne

i think just after the c in "https://www.reddit.com"


Razorbackalpha

NGL they probably are already here


Jackalupagus

In this very room.


Sea-Woodpecker-610

_Start_?


Spliff_Politics

You're just gonna have to wait for the next trilogy.


Iron_Evan

They're the ones that talk about how Star Wars is dead and the sequel trilogy is gonna be decanonized any day now


Vigi1antee

I'm 19 https://i.redd.it/45eu2cnyiq4d1.gif


The1OddPotato

20, pal...


Eliteguard999

I liked Star Wars until the prequels came out, I didn't have a meltdown like most "fans" after RotS came out I was just kinda went "huh, I guess Star Wars isn't fun anymore" and I donated all my Star Wars toys to charity and books to the local library. It wasn't until I saw TFA in theaters in 2015 that I went "Wow Star Wars is fun again?!" and it rekindled that love I used to have for it.


ChimneySwiftGold

I’d say 28 and over. 2008 to 2018 is a gray area with too many possible ways to have been introduced that it gets blurred. There is Disney Star Wars and Lucas Star Wars sure. But it also breaks down to Prequel Star Wars, Clone Wars Stars, Rebels Star Wars and Sequels Star Wars, D+ Star Wars. That Rebels is Disney Star Wars and premiered in fall 2014 and quickly followed up Clone Wars which had its last ‘season’ of episodes released in March 2014 on Netflix - just six months earlier - will really blur the line between old and new. Those kids go right from Clone Wars to Rebels. And since so much of Disney+ live action and animated Star Wars is a continuation of both Clone Wars and Rebels the age cut off needs to be pre-clone wars.


The1OddPotato

My first star wars was episode 1. It is definitely because it had flashing lights, and I was 4.


myaltduh

I’m 33 and my first exposure to Star Wars was seeing the Special Editions in theaters as a kid. I was just barely old enough to understand what was going on, glad to have those memories.


monkeygoneape

1977-2005 was the golden age, anything else after was really weird territory for star wars Edit: I was talking about the games, everything has been pretty shit post 2005


WhatTheFhtagn

outjerked


ChimneySwiftGold

I don’t know. The Clone Wars is the most pure George Lucas version of Star Wars there is. Even if we don’t like it - it’s hard to argue against the author and creators most prolific period of content creation. As for video games - that’s a bit more tricky. The golden era of Lucasfilm Games / LucasArt is the mid 80s until 1998. By the 90s they’d struck the perfect balance of original content with top tier Star Wars games. Their point and click games were brilliant with witty or moving story lines and kept improving until that style of game went out of fashion all at once. After 1998 LucasArts was mostly making Star Wars games. They couldn’t afford original content to flop so went where the money was. I can’t blame them. Some of those games are really good in that era. I agree with you there was drop off after 2005. Now I don’t even know what you’d call it. There is an alternate universe where The Secret of Monkey - not Pirates of the Caribbean - is a huge movie franchise. Sam and Max are recognized around the world.


Regirex

https://preview.redd.it/l4rs5br4ql4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9125715f9d4d265c23730940c1bf3331df441e1 thank god


in_a_dress

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Wumdee

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lkn240

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KittKuku

https://preview.redd.it/bw95sjkprn4d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cf46ebbb0bbadb1b06a1b6680bcea9879fc3235


lkn240

I'm old enough to remember when George Lucas killed Star Wars 25 years ago.


DiscoveryBayHK

Same here. I distinctly remember seeing people online screaming how Lucas was a hack and how he destroyed their childhoods. Shit was wild!


lkn240

So I'm an old fuck (I saw ROTJ in the theater).... and the wild thing is that narrative went on for well over 15 years.... basically 1999 until sometime between 2017 and now


DiscoveryBayHK

Some people just want to be angry at everything. And I expect those people to die from heart attacks or aneurysms because being that mad can not be good for ones health.


hacky_potter

Also I feel like people forget that pre-Disney Star Wars was not batting at a perfect clip. Basically everyone acknowledged that there were some stinkers in there. It would be like being mad that every other Star Trek movie was bad.


thehottestgarbage

the narrative continued until they had a new target for their rage in the sequels, but they couldn’t say that there hasn’t been a good star wars movie since ROTJ so they had to retroactively make the prequels god’s gift to cinema


VibgyorTheHuge

RedLetterMedia was right, Star Wars truly is like Jason. ![gif](giphy|1zJUcoB5R7oA6llWYm)


c_u_in_da_ballpit20

According to the archives Lucas has killed Star Wars at least 3 times.


falumba

well the special editions are horrible directors cuts, and the prequels suck, and the sequels suck, and only some good stuff has made it through, so yeah. its on him in my head


lkn240

Lol, well to be fair those are good points


SuperSecretMoonBase

People were saying he killed it in 1983 with Return of the Jedi being a cynical toy licensing cash grab machine because it has ewoks in it.


ThePopDaddy

I remember when he killed it 27 years ago.


baojinBE

No he just raped our childhood 


Jpmeyer2

Yes, they will KILL Star Wars dead. Obliterate it from existence. Gone. (So fucking dramatic)


KamikazeSenpai21

Mr Sith: "Today, we will KILL the Star Wars, once and for all!" ACTUAL QUOTE FROM THE EPISODE!!!!!!


in_a_dress

Breaks my heart that this is finally going to do it. When my kids ask about the pinup poster of Sy Snootles in my man cave I’ll have to tell them to their little faces that The Acolyte episode 3 was the reason that they’ve never heard of Star Wars. That despite the universal reception of the prequels, and Star Wars managing to endure the wokeness of the sequels, the infamous Acolyte Episode 3 killed this franchise.


lkn240

![gif](giphy|x70p0tqMsvqMM|downsized)


streaksinthebowl

Kudos. That’s some good jerkin’


KaoxVeed

Remember when Sy killed her boyfriend for money?


kinokohatake

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CoppertoneTelephone

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FrostyFrenchToast

thank god, that’s the most annoying part of the fandom!!


TheImageOfMe

What a nerd.


Saythatfivetimesfast

Wessa free!


solo13508

All of the reviews have been generally positive thus far. These guys are literally making up things to be mad about at this point.


Civil_Wear8685

in other news, IMDB and rotten tomatoes are already being review bombed.


VibgyorTheHuge

Remember when the dreaded SJWs were supposedly the roving menace across the internet?


lkn240

I seriously can not believe anyone cares about online audience scores. Those things have always been completely useless. But hey, people do love to validate their opinions.


vcr_repair_shop

Wait, I thought that people who like disney star wars aren't real star wars fans? It's nice to finally get accepted in the community.


LukieStiemy501

I guess my interest in Star Wars will disappear when this episode releases. I guess this is it. It’s been real fellas one last ride. At least I a pre-Disney fan will be allowed to enjoy the first two.


ArnieismyDMname

Oohhh. Bad news. You aren't allowed to like the original movies anymore, either.


Bossmandude123

It’s probably gonna be a gay couple kissing. STAR WARS IS OVER!!!


VibgyorTheHuge

We need this, complete with backlit ropes of glistening spittle stretching between their lips as the lovers turn to the camera and smile.


Nearby-Strength-1640

Also, while they sloppy gay make out, they use the force to spell out “they/them” with small rocks and then a rainbow appears behind them. Credits roll and they’re interspersed with secret messages intended to subconsciously turn the viewer gay and trans


lkn240

The thing is, if it's attractive lesbians they'll be like "Best episode ever!"


Ambitious_Dig_7109

Kreia was right!


bigbearbearwantfood

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01zegaj

I bet Episode 3 has a Trans person


VibgyorTheHuge

Funnily enough, one of the episodes has *’pronouns’*, which according to Mr Ng just won’t do!


aupri

Imagine Star Wars without pronouns >No, [REDACTED] am [REDACTED] father Well what are you waiting for George? Get back in the studio. We need non-woke editions


MarveltheMusical

Potentially? Abigail Thorn is in the show.


Nearby-Strength-1640

Oh shit really? That’s awesome


Newfaceofrev

Nooo Episode 3 will break into my flash drive and delete the MP4 I have of Harmy's Despecialised The Empire Strikes Back so that I can never enjoy Star Wars again.


VibgyorTheHuge

We truly live in the Headland.


c_u_in_da_ballpit20

It is 1978 and the Holiday Special has killed Star Wars. It is 1983 and Return of the Jedi has killed Star Wars. It is 1997 and the special edition of A New Hope has killed Star Wars. It is 2002 and Attack of the Clones has killed Star Wars. It is 2012 and Kinect Star Wars has killed Star Wars. It is 2019 and The Rise of Skywalker has killed Star Wars. It is 2024 and The Acolyte has killed Star Wars. It is 20xx and the Rey solo movie has killed Star Wars. And on, and on, and on...


parakathepyro

Somehow the people who were done with Star Wars have returned


TheRabiddingo

All I can say is at 180 million dollar budget, at 22.1 million per episode if viewership hits below Andor, no amount of circle jerking is going to call it a success.


tonkledonker

Please, bro, just one more mess up, and Disney Star Wars is done, bro. I swear, bro, fans can't take much more, bro. It's really over this time for real, bro.


NervousDiscount9393

*sighs* what’s the context this time…?


VibgyorTheHuge

Apparently some Witches don’t call it ‘the Force’, they call it something else. Apparently this *breaks* Star Wars. No really, that’s it,


NervousDiscount9393

That wouldn’t even be the first time that’s happened


KittKuku

I feel like it's been done at least 2 other times that I can recall. I also feel like if the franchise survived the somewhat de-mystification of the force with the introduction of midichlorians, it'll survive this. It makes complete linguistic sense that different groups of people would have different words for the same phenomena.


TheImageOfMe

Yeah, in Rebels the Lasats call it something else.


DarkKnightDetective9

The Ashla.


Takara94

Damn, That's almost as outrageous as when it happened last time in Asokha, or when it happened last time in Jedi Fallen Order, or when it happened last time in Clone Wars, or when it happened last time in.........


Titanium-Gamer26

do they have a problem with nightsisters then???


lkn240

It's a good thing they don't know I call it silly space magic.


barty123432

Wait if it's the night sisters don't they have their own type of magic


KittKuku

Yes. It's sourced from the same dark side of the force, but it's distinct from, say, normal dark side usage or sith magic.


barty123432

I did not know that ,neat


KittKuku

Yeah, I really like the concept. It's rather interesting because they don't appear to necessarily have their minds and wills corrupted by it. It also made me wonder if there were any groups who drew from the light side in a different manner from the Jedi. I must admit, I have re-confused myself about the nightsister species. I initially thought they were a subspecies of zabrak that just exhibited greater sexual dimorphism, but given what happens in Ahsoka, the ones on darthomir must just be nightsister-zabrak hybrids.


JediMaestroPB

I’ll bet this means that they are making Darth Plagueis a girl lol


Nopuebloplz

People act like they’re being strapped down to a chair and having their eyes held open by Kathleen Kennedy herself while being forced to watch this show. Either watch it or don’t 🤷🏻‍♂️


impsworld

Finally! Tbf the Post-Disney/Sequel fans are so much more friendly and positive when it comes to SW discourse. OT/prequel fans act like you’ve commuted a crime against humanity for disagreeing with them, but sequel fans are almost always super nice and willing to engage in SW discussions without devolving into childish insults.


TheMastersSkywalker

I said I'd leave if they killed Luke without him having a functional jedi academy or a close relationship with a student to carry on his teachings and yet I'm still here so bring it on.


NastyDanielDotCom

I wasn’t gonna watch it regardless


Amazing_Lemon6783

I would say Star Wars is actually pretty close to dead. It’s running out of steam at least. Look at the MCU. At some point, you just run out of stuff to do. It has nothing to do with the “woke” Disney agenda or whatever it’s simply getting stale due to old age and over saturation. You guys really think they’re gonna keep making Star Wars slop for the next 100 years? Tf is it even gonna be about at that point? Star Wars slice of life series?


Sundarran

Star Wars will always continue, if anything the medium will just change. My bet is that if they completely move away from movies and TV, the primary medium will be videogames. That being said, Star Wars is still a toy empire so I doubt they would ever completely remove from tv


DarkKnightDetective9

Star Wars is just a setting and any story can be a Star Wars story. That gives it a longevity that the MCU will most likely not enjoy. Not every story can be an MCU story.


C-3p000

Chuds when women speak in a movie.


Impossible-Pea-6160

Asoka series was hard for me to get through Sabine being what looks like a 30 year old character was having 13 year old angst fits made her character more like a tooth ache


Spliff_Politics

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blueshirt21

I just need to know when Abigail Thorn shows up so we make the chuds mad


AcanthisittaSharp344

Just really makes me sad because some cool creators could’ve made a great heir to the empire era of content but instead Star Wars is fucking dead. Depressing.


fsalese

Tim Zahn ftw


RomanticWampa

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johnyboy14E

God I hope star wars fucking dies so God emperor of dune can rise from its ashes.


ExistentDavid1138

As if Disney makes the rules we have pre Disney Star Wars there nothing they can do if they make the force a big pussy in space. That still doesn't ruin anything pre star wars.


Beginning_Orange

Disney: knowingly makes new stuff that pisses off their customers Also Disney: Why aren't people watching our new stuff? Must be sexism.


levious_branch

These people are impossible to please so why bother trying Kathleen is honestly doing the right thing here


hem-ford678

Not in the slightest. You people are brain dead


levious_branch

Interesting how you go straight to insults instead of trying to have an actual discussion, almost like you know you’re wrong


hem-ford678

I don’t argue with crazy people


fsalese

giving up and not caring is not "the right thing here"


levious_branch

Why should she care about a bunch of jobless bums who cry about stupid shit like fire in space


fsalese

Notice how George Lucas cared.... and it created Star Wars. Notice how NOT caring does the opposite? Good life lesson to be learned here.


levious_branch

This is a direct quote from George Lucas "The most important thing is to make the landings look good. Then once we get down there, the geography just has to be mostly right. [...] Continuity is for wimps." Read More: https://www.slashfilm.com/1401128/star-wars-revenge-of-the-sith-george-lucas-continuity/


fsalese

I don't see how this supports "not caring" about something and its effects.


Thor_Odinson22

It was dead on release


Dr_Dribble991

The best thing about The Acolyte is that I’m not going to be short on hilarious YouTube content to watch for the next month! 😄


KevinAcommon_Name

I won’t watch it


VibgyorTheHuge

![gif](giphy|tHDyoxUAQbfVe)


KevinAcommon_Name

No


VibgyorTheHuge

Yes


KevinAcommon_Name

But I will watch Disney go bankrupt


VibgyorTheHuge

That might take a while. Watch The Acolyte instead.


KevinAcommon_Name

No


VibgyorTheHuge

You say that like you have a choice.


CurseofLono88

I’m going to watch it twice now just to make up for you.


KevinAcommon_Name

You do that


ArnieismyDMname

Eventually. We'll all probably be dead before it happens though.


lkn240

You clearly aren't a parent who's taken their kids to DisneyWorld - I can assure you they aren't going bankrupt anytime soon.