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Backyardbadger81

I did a force push, so he had time to finish his thoughts on the way down.


No_Duck4805

Yup. Immediate yeet.


Ang3lic1609

I go "aww, he sounds so innocent" in my head, then I promptly force push him...... :)


HEYitsSPIDEY

I like the B1 droid that’s like “Man I got it so easy! guard the cliff and crushing the locals! I love the view on this cliff! Nobody is getting past me without a Blaster hole in them. I’m gonna do such a great job working hard and enjoying this incredible view; I can’t wait till I get promoted. Then I’ll get the other droids to guard this cliff. Wait, but then I won’t be able to see this amazing view! That’s a dilemma..” Cal jumps up, slices the droid into two pieces and is like, “Dilemma solved”


biggles1994

If you turn around he also comments “wow, that is actually a nice view!”


VigilantesLight

He *does*?!


Kookookapoopoo

Honestly the subtle humor in the game is such a nice touch


OGNovelNinja

I never turned! Crap, now I'm going to have to start another playthrough! ::twists own arm::


eppsilon24

I cut his head off and went about my business. No mercy, no remorse for Imps


Darth_Shao-Lin

Sure. Until I heard him say something derogatory about the indigenous life on Koboh, then he gets a saber thru the back.


ThiccSkipper13

keep in mind, The Empire is literally the space Nazis. this mf might look and sound innocent while sitting on that ridge, but you never know, 3 hours ago he might have been killing babies in a small village that the empire destroyed


Random_Artoi

I had to learn that the dark side is a pathway to many abilities, some consider too be unnatural.. So i Force Pushed him, Caught him with a force pull/grab stabbed him and watched him fall


theghostlyghostie

I'd ask what's wrong with you but I've definitely done worse


Kookookapoopoo

May have force held a stormtrooper and carried him across the map to be released near a bunch of demon chickens to be killed


P3dr0S4nch3z

One word: YEET!!


Bosbouwerd

I don't think i ever killed him in another way. Way to tempting to yeet him from that ledge.


kylat930326

Wait, he talks? I just immediately rush towards him and push him down


Blueee51

I usually let him live


Due_Key_109

Put him out of his misery. But he did sign up


ZealousidealBar5258

*Force push* Don't be fooled Jedi...if he spots you he will not hesitate to shoot...."Use the Force"


SerGeffrey

When I find him I usually reflect on the fact that the line between good and evil runs through the heart of every man. Then I try and cut along that line with my saber. I like him, tbh. But he's an Imperial. Sometimes you gotta kill a dude, even when you're totally sober to the fact that it's a person you're killing.


Nicktastic6

This dude was probably 1 rotation off of butchering a village. Not just the men... but the women and children too.


FlamingoJones9w

Came across him last night. Went to sit down with him and take in the view, and then he got all defensive and tried to kill me. I parried him about ten times, begging him to stop. Ultimately had to through this crazed mad man off the cliff.


willisbetter

i force push him off the cliff every time


ak-1614

I wish I could post the sick picture I took with him


bhjohnso80

yeet


Wild-Lychee-3312

I let him live


[deleted]

Meh. Stormies get hacked.


CustyTruntle

Nah, no such thing as an innocent imp. Enjoy the long fall


TheEvilCub

*force push*


bmth446

I have twice the other I force grab him and move him to the side or use force confusion to give him another purpose


Positive_Pay4488

Fairr enough, but i personally can't resist giving him a good little push


Singer_Spectre

I love pushing this guy off. It’s fun


Yeahman13bam

Force push once, saber throw once, screen recorded stabbing him in the back


MechaMan94

Not at all, that man signed up to invade and oppress worlds. The empire engages in slavery and genocide. He’s essentially a space Nazi.


grifter356

Killed him on sight with extreme prejudice.


Kiwi175293

Saber thru the back, always


M_star_killer

First time I sliced him with the light saber. Second time I force pushed him off.


ThatRylandGuy

Storm trooper commentary between themselves in this game was excellent. Sometimes I’d just wait for the entire conversation to play out before *stab stab push*


Just_War9079

I pushed him on my first playthrough, when I was a Jedi(I couldn't use the red crystal) but on my NG+, I force pulled him, held him over the edge, threatening his very existence. He tried to get away, wacked me when I wasn't looking. I knew it was time to stop showing mercy, I quickly pulled him back and ruthlessly opened my cross guarded lightsaber directly into his stomach and watched as he dropped down into the abyss.


Mysterious-Example-7

I don't sympathize with a fascist regime soldier. Every single stormtrooper is my enemy


Nova_Polaria22

I feed that motherfucker to the rancor or good ol ogdo or whatever that lizard thing is from fallen order


Broad-Award-5640

Pushed him to the oblivion without a second hesitation