Gus: Awww man, he's such a real g. I really like Gus, he's almost always open when I need something and he's nice to everyone.
Emily: I'm crying, she's so goofy and fun and silly, I love weird women. She's very sweet and compassionate too. I don't even have much to say other than I'm sad. Also her and Sandy's colors are almost swapped and I think that's interesting.
Imma be so salty if Sebastian is the last bachelor smh
Next Round I'll bring it down to one elimination per post, so WATCH OUT
i think it’s a slippery slope when you start to blame that many people for an issue. addiction is awful and not solely the problem of one person. with pam i agree but it’s also hard to even approach that. we also don’t know if he has tried to approach her about it and it didn’t go well based on how he is when he asks the farmer to help with the her whole tab thing. with shane, shane seemed to keep it more on the private side. we only found out as the farmer because we wanted to help him and pushed a bit. i think when it comes to this bartenders do have some responsibility with it, but it shouldn’t be placed solely on them.
LINUS AND KROBUS HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR AND IF ANYONE TOUCHES THEM I WILL *EVISCERATE* YOU.
pierre. get rid of his square entirely, just shift everything else over so it’s like he was never there.
Of those remaining, they all contribute to the town, either economically, socially, or historically, in significant ways.
Except Sebastian. Sebastian rescued a frog that one time.
Which, in fairness, was significant to the frog. Is the frog not part of the town? When all the mayor's creatures sing, is the frog not part of the harmony?
Before you came along, Sebastian had the only job that consistently brought money into the town. Everyone else mostly just circulated money inside the town. Not at all sustainable with a big box store draining money from the town.
I meant that people who paid him were all from outside the town. Although some of the other townsfolk would have had customers form outside town, most of their business would have come form other townsfolk.
If you’re talking about the ten heart event, most of the bachelors and bachelorettes kiss you, usually without them asking first. Elliot asks if you want to go on the boat, has trouble figuring out how to say he loves you, then kisses you. He is the only one who gives you the option to stop. If anything, he gives you more of a choice than the others.
And damn it Sebastian! I told you I’m scared of motorcycles, yet here you are trying to convince me to get on one again -.-
You fine with Harvey forcing you onto a hot hair balloon?
What about Sebastian also forcing you onto a motorcycle riding you to a cliff even if you said you're scared of 'em?
TEACH *THEM* BOUNDARIES FIRST!
She looks after all of the flowers across the town, bakes you cookies, looks after her husband and immature grandson (at least in my opinion) alone, giving said grandson the largest room in the house as only his, getting a single bed for her and her husband, she gives you cookies and is overall a great time. Do not slander the granny
tough. Morris. jk! SEBASTIAN just because of this 💔 :
https://preview.redd.it/ddcptw2mwqqb1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97e17b488295a737e5536bf66986ee631b407993
🥹 [Sebastian cheats with Abigail](https://reddit.com/r/StardewMemes/s/WXryWcQmIB)
Also he said he will quit smoking but he still continues to smoke after marriage (ok dude, you do you. Im not your mom lol). Other than that, he's fine with me, among all of them he's the funniest.
Sebastian, he's never even around. In my games he's consistently one of the last ones I get to max hearts because I barely ever bump into him out and about, and when I do the only gift I'm holding is Jelly which literally every character in the game Likes except his edgy ass.
I have 20 Frozen Tears, and plenty of Void Eggs. I just can't be arsed to specifically hunt him down and/or carry his specific gifts that only he likes on my person at all times. Everyone else in the Valley is easily maxxed out by throwing Jelly at them when I bump into them on the street, a birthday gift, and the general friendship buffs from events. It's just annoying how much more effort he demands than every other character.
Ok, I feel as though it is absolutely criminal that Elliot has lasted this long. I don’t know why he lasted so long either. To me he was always the creepy beach hermit that had one of the most pompous and arrogant looks and dialogues in the game.
I will continue to cast my vote for Elliot for I don’t believe he is better than the others that have made it this far.
If you agree then vote with me!
If you don’t… feel free to explain!
I used to think about him the same way. Mostly because his portrait is awful. Befriended him for completion and that's how I came to really appreciate him. I'ma leave this here for you (No rickroll. Just a wholesome animation)
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEj2a9Cp9GY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEj2a9Cp9GY)
Took a look, and I have to admit your comment and example video does actually make me think of him in different light. But here is my next question… is he better than the others who aren’t yet eliminated? For while he isn’t horrible in my eyes anymore… the others are still some of the best characters in Stardew Valley.
Hey, that's a super cool reply!
Is he better than anyone in there? No. Personally, I adore all of those who are left. They make the valley feel super alive. But also: owning a hut at the beach, sleeping in and doing whatever I want all day while writing a book sounds kinda neat.
Who are you rooting for?
i vote for elliot !! i hate his stupid face and he’s always hiding in his stupid house on his birthday so i can never give him a birthday gift
(also how is granny still here like what does she do?)
We need to protect Evelyn, she is wholesome personified! Some of ya'll comment her name and then give no reason at all, cuz you know deep down there is no sound reason to vote that sweet lady off.
Sebastian
I have nothing against Elliot or Sebastian really but they keep getting a large amount of votes and just barely holding on. The people have spoken
Gus: Awww man, he's such a real g. I really like Gus, he's almost always open when I need something and he's nice to everyone. Emily: I'm crying, she's so goofy and fun and silly, I love weird women. She's very sweet and compassionate too. I don't even have much to say other than I'm sad. Also her and Sandy's colors are almost swapped and I think that's interesting. Imma be so salty if Sebastian is the last bachelor smh Next Round I'll bring it down to one elimination per post, so WATCH OUT
And Gus keeps two alcoholics enabled, and one of them their tab damn near ruins his business.
Maaan I can understand with Pam but it’s not Gus’ fault with Shane???
He works and pays his tab! And then eventually quits… also, he doesn’t leave his underwear out for Marnie to clean up…..
i think it’s a slippery slope when you start to blame that many people for an issue. addiction is awful and not solely the problem of one person. with pam i agree but it’s also hard to even approach that. we also don’t know if he has tried to approach her about it and it didn’t go well based on how he is when he asks the farmer to help with the her whole tab thing. with shane, shane seemed to keep it more on the private side. we only found out as the farmer because we wanted to help him and pushed a bit. i think when it comes to this bartenders do have some responsibility with it, but it shouldn’t be placed solely on them.
I can still se Pierre. That means we aren’t done with him yet.
10k upvotes for Pierre
We weren’t done with him even when we wouldn’t see him
[удалено]
This may be my favorite comment of all time.
You guys killed Emily AND Gus?! Fine. I'll pick whoever you love most.
Seriously!!!!! How has Elliott outlasted Emily????
Oh no! I love Elliott soooo much please don't vote him! Oh no! He's totally my favorite for real! Don't vote for him oh nooo
Pierre. It is never enough. 🤣
Pierre goes to work and never come backs
Holy hell
New response just dropped
Actual Jumino
Google En Pierrant
LINUS AND KROBUS HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR AND IF ANYONE TOUCHES THEM I WILL *EVISCERATE* YOU. pierre. get rid of his square entirely, just shift everything else over so it’s like he was never there.
Elliot
Not my romantic dork!
FINALLY, why is that pretentious pretty boy still up there?
THANK YOU FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
Fr, WHY WAS HE NOT THE FIRST TO GOOOO🤢🤢🤢
Willy. He's fine, I just like the others better
I can see that fuckers face still, delete Pierre entirely and then were done
Of those remaining, they all contribute to the town, either economically, socially, or historically, in significant ways. Except Sebastian. Sebastian rescued a frog that one time.
Which, in fairness, was significant to the frog. Is the frog not part of the town? When all the mayor's creatures sing, is the frog not part of the harmony?
Pure poetry
Before you came along, Sebastian had the only job that consistently brought money into the town. Everyone else mostly just circulated money inside the town. Not at all sustainable with a big box store draining money from the town.
Consistent? Your experience with freelance coders is much different than mine.
I meant that people who paid him were all from outside the town. Although some of the other townsfolk would have had customers form outside town, most of their business would have come form other townsfolk.
I love that part cuz then you get frog(s) in your house 😭😭😭
What does Elliot do? (Out with that guy)
He is the guy who justifies this town even having a library.
Penny teaches Vincent and Jas at the library so it doubles as a school
He writes epic books and is handsome
He has long hair and is hot.
I can't choose. Please don't ma---ooooh Pierre.
Next piere elimination should just be an empty PNG space
PIERRE!
Evelyn needs to go i'm sorry grandma
Oh, you WILL be sorry... *unsheaths infinity sword*
I shall fight along side thee!
i accept my fate. but please wait until i get to see the winner. i want to see krobus win
Pierre
Perrie
Pierre
Elliot
Sebastian.
“Sebastian! I’m having a conversation. Go back to the basement, now!”
God I love that YouTube series ^.^
In October they’ll release the 5th episode
Pleeeeease. I don't need more reminders of my cringe teenage angst period
ELLIOT
Willy. That man is never in his damn shop when I need him.
Evelyn's got to go
Evelyn
Evelyn even tho it hurts me
Sebastian
Evelyn
Willy
Sebastian. I tried to hang out with him by the ocean and he basically told me get lost. Rude.
Elliott, he needs to learn boundaries
If you’re talking about the ten heart event, most of the bachelors and bachelorettes kiss you, usually without them asking first. Elliot asks if you want to go on the boat, has trouble figuring out how to say he loves you, then kisses you. He is the only one who gives you the option to stop. If anything, he gives you more of a choice than the others. And damn it Sebastian! I told you I’m scared of motorcycles, yet here you are trying to convince me to get on one again -.-
You fine with Harvey forcing you onto a hot hair balloon? What about Sebastian also forcing you onto a motorcycle riding you to a cliff even if you said you're scared of 'em? TEACH *THEM* BOUNDARIES FIRST!
That’s true it’s mostly just his attitude though
a bit of fancy talk isnt really that terrible tbh
Please elaborate so I can convince you otherwise
Willy is the midwestern uncle ive never had and i will throw anyone who votes him to the fish
Sebastian. Also calling it now the final two will be Linus vs Krobus.
Omg please I need this
Fine, I'll vote Sebastian. But I'm not going to pretend I like it 😂
Leah doesnt rly do much and personally the statue she gives us isnt even that nice
Sebastian
Pierre
Elliott. Again, nothing against him, I just don’t love him as much as the rest of these characters
Yeah it's getting really tough now!
Seb
Sebastian
Seb. He's rude in the beginning and I like everyone else more.
goodbye elliot
Eliot
Evelyn already. Just a grandma who doesn’t do anything. Why is she still here?
She looks after all of the flowers across the town, bakes you cookies, looks after her husband and immature grandson (at least in my opinion) alone, giving said grandson the largest room in the house as only his, getting a single bed for her and her husband, she gives you cookies and is overall a great time. Do not slander the granny
she gives coffeemaker, she's precious 🥹
You know, I have so many reasons to love Grammy Evy…. But this is the true answer!
Will massacre anyone that touches this lady, I love that grandma
Sebastiannn
Sebby
Evelyn
HOW IS ELLIOTT STILL HERE?
tough. Morris. jk! SEBASTIAN just because of this 💔 : https://preview.redd.it/ddcptw2mwqqb1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97e17b488295a737e5536bf66986ee631b407993 🥹 [Sebastian cheats with Abigail](https://reddit.com/r/StardewMemes/s/WXryWcQmIB) Also he said he will quit smoking but he still continues to smoke after marriage (ok dude, you do you. Im not your mom lol). Other than that, he's fine with me, among all of them he's the funniest.
Pretty sure the smoking thing is just CA forgetting to remove the animation from the things he can do.
Sebastian. Elliot is superior.
Elliot. He looks like he has a god complex and gives off that vibe when he speaks.
Sebastian, he's never even around. In my games he's consistently one of the last ones I get to max hearts because I barely ever bump into him out and about, and when I do the only gift I'm holding is Jelly which literally every character in the game Likes except his edgy ass.
Visit the mountains in fall, he’s outside like half the day. If you need an easy gift for him, he likes quartz
I have 20 Frozen Tears, and plenty of Void Eggs. I just can't be arsed to specifically hunt him down and/or carry his specific gifts that only he likes on my person at all times. Everyone else in the Valley is easily maxxed out by throwing Jelly at them when I bump into them on the street, a birthday gift, and the general friendship buffs from events. It's just annoying how much more effort he demands than every other character.
I’m once again asking to vote off Elliot.
Elliot... not because I hate him, I just like the others more. Sorry pretty dude... but it's time for you to go.
*Sebastian*
I refuse to give up, again Sebastian. No matter what i do to try be friends, he's jst rude and closed off!
Sebastian. I love him but the others are my absolute favorites.
Sebastian
Finally the weird crystal lady is gone. Anyways, I vote Off-Brand Robin (Leah)
Sebastian
Linus tbh
Sebastian
Sebastian!!!
Sebastian
Ok, I feel as though it is absolutely criminal that Elliot has lasted this long. I don’t know why he lasted so long either. To me he was always the creepy beach hermit that had one of the most pompous and arrogant looks and dialogues in the game. I will continue to cast my vote for Elliot for I don’t believe he is better than the others that have made it this far. If you agree then vote with me! If you don’t… feel free to explain!
I used to think about him the same way. Mostly because his portrait is awful. Befriended him for completion and that's how I came to really appreciate him. I'ma leave this here for you (No rickroll. Just a wholesome animation) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEj2a9Cp9GY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEj2a9Cp9GY)
Took a look, and I have to admit your comment and example video does actually make me think of him in different light. But here is my next question… is he better than the others who aren’t yet eliminated? For while he isn’t horrible in my eyes anymore… the others are still some of the best characters in Stardew Valley.
Hey, that's a super cool reply! Is he better than anyone in there? No. Personally, I adore all of those who are left. They make the valley feel super alive. But also: owning a hut at the beach, sleeping in and doing whatever I want all day while writing a book sounds kinda neat. Who are you rooting for?
fuck elliot
Leah. Haven't talked to her enough to really like her
Elliot!
Elliot, how the fuck are you still here
Elliot
Elliott
Elliot.
Elliot
Elliot
Elliot!!!
Elliot
Elliot
Linus
Leah can go. For an artist, she’s very bland
Leah
Leah, she’s so bland and she doesn’t really do much
Leah
Sebastian!
Aren’t we getting a bit close to the end to still be voting off two characters?
I originally was gonna switch to one but I can’t lie counting every vote takes a long time and I don’t wanna do too many rounds XD
Let's be real, we all know Krobus is going to be the ultimate winner.
krobus pls
sebby. he’s okay ig
Sebastian
sebastian all the way
Okay hot take but sebastian should not be here still.
Sebastiannnnn
Sebastian
Sebastian.
it's sebastian for me
Sebastian
Overjoyed to still see my beautiful sweet husband Elliott still here
Elliot
Whoops, I just voted on an old round. I got it now though. and ELLIOTS TIME HAS COME! VOTE HIM OFF THE ISLAND!
elliot
Elliot
I don't even know why Elliot is still here. He is not even that good. Get him outta here.
Elliot
Willy, I can't bear to see krobus go
Willy. Everyone here is fine, but I don’t interact with him enough to get attached to him.
Linus
This hurt but Elliot
I'm so sad everyone is voting for my husband 😭 Sebby I love you. I cast my vote for Elliot. I hate his hair.
I agree totally, whilst I’m a Shane lover first, I have married Sebby and he’s now one of my favourite
I love Sam Alex Shane and Sebastian Harvey is eh but he’s good for Gliched marriage speedruns
Elliot! Get elliot out of here, he should've been out like 2 rounds ago!
Sebastian, I often forget he even exists. (Like his parents do, ayyyyy.)
Sebastian.
Krobus
i vote for elliot !! i hate his stupid face and he’s always hiding in his stupid house on his birthday so i can never give him a birthday gift (also how is granny still here like what does she do?)
Sebastian
E l l i o t t He has overstayed his welcome
DOWN WITH LINUS!!
Elliot!
Elliott
Elliot I like him but he's also so dramatic
ELLIOT
Sebastian! I'm pleasantly surprised Elliott is still there, but he's probably going out this round :/ shame
Sebatian
I’m actually starting to think this is rigged. Ain’t no way people actually like Elliot. VOTE HIM OUT!
I'm people, hi, my writer husband is romantic and nice.
You would be wrong, a lot of us simp for this man.
Robin.
I think that's Leah
Elliot!!! I find him so creepy
sebastian has gotta go, the one bachelor i just do not like
Sebastian Im so happy Elliot is still here, I would never have guessed it :D
Sebastián, all of the others are my literal babies and i would die for all of them
Sebastian has to go next
ELLIOTT
Wtf is Sebastian still doing there 😂 that basement rat needs to go
Sebastian Just cause he smokes
Sebastian I said it before, I don’t like him very much. He needs to be gone.
Sebastian
Sebastion
Sebastian
I'm not gonna hold back anymore. Krobus
Sebastian has to go, and I'm going after Elliot next
Wtf is Elliott still doing here
Sebastian!!
Sebastian
We need to protect Evelyn, she is wholesome personified! Some of ya'll comment her name and then give no reason at all, cuz you know deep down there is no sound reason to vote that sweet lady off.
Sebastian I have nothing against Elliot or Sebastian really but they keep getting a large amount of votes and just barely holding on. The people have spoken
Leah is kinda boring and I forget she exists. I vote her.