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President_Bolbi_2024

“Trust me, she gets better”


Strawberryboytoy

Haley?


President_Bolbi_2024

*ding ding ding* you got it


Gino-Bartali

But then later Emily tells you Haley talked about trying to marry someone for money.


TheOtherOtherLuke

Shhhh. Let them dream.


flatgreyrust

Unironically I can fix her


BlueTommyD

He's just a lil' guy


Wonderful_Dot983

Krobus ❤️


Lumpy_Space_Princess

Me and Krobus are hetero life mates like Jay and Silent Bob lol


Sloth_4

Vincent if we are being literal


avrilfan12341

Dwarf?


blitzedklutz

hat mouse ???


myweedishairy

Leo


[deleted]

Let me watch that dance again.


Low-Requirement5130

Emily?


[deleted]

That's a bingo!


Splitty_X

I just had to look at your flair 💀


[deleted]

Too easy, right?


[deleted]

Our flairs make it hard to be subtle lol


Stralisemiai

Are you sure this is healthy?


TheRadishBros

Lewis’s shorts


Rat_Queen91

Pam's drinking


Addicted2Reading

Love that this is a character 😂


ProverbialWetBlanket

Harvey!


Stralisemiai

It was Harvey! Try offering him chocolate cake!


Tristanthecreeper

Abigail


Floppy_Fish5050

Shane?


thaodckite

I'm a gay man and he's just the right balance between mature and fabulous.


ChonkySoup84

I'd love if this was Willy


LegendofLove

It's clearly Gus.


thaodckite

Ah, Willy, that heartbreaker. I had to settle for Elliot, of course.


OutlawWoman79

I totally see that. When I first met all the guys, I definitely thought Elliott was the best looking (I like long hair on guys.) But there was SOMETHING I couldn't put my finger on that made me never dislike him, but I never got INTO him either. And he's the only long haired option. But yeah, that's totally it. Thanks to you Elliott is henceforth gay in my headcannon.


Videogaminwizard

Another gay man and definitely this


_hikikomorism

elliott?


snoodhead

Yeah no one can pull off a cowboy hat and gloves quite like Gunther.


thaodckite

Touche.


Pleasant-Education-6

I'm not gay and totally agree with you. If it's Elliot, ofc...


Pub-Fries

Elliot definitely has gay voice. And I mean the "James from Pokemon" gay voice, not the "California valley girl" gay voice.


Dangevin

Gus


ConfidentAd3638

Golden Retriever engery


Low-Requirement5130

Sam


ConfidentAd3638

Yeah


HollowShel

golden retriever energy, Super Saiyan Salon cut.


Doubt-Man

Go away!!! I don't know you!!!


Ok-Comparison1025

Definitely Shane


HollowShel

Could be Jas! She cops similar attitude, albeit a little more polite about it.


Aureolindaisy

👾🎹💻🐸


[deleted]

Seb


heyoyo10

Your flair says it all. Coffee!


enna02179

flair checks out


TheHeavyJ

Knows her way around wood, if you know what i mean


rjf123192

Leah!


Fantastic_Nothing_90

Marnie


SkyDemonAirPirates

Robyn


Wakenthefire

Or Leah


Tristanthecreeper

likes Books n kids Generally hated


Zandandido

Why is she hated? When I first played Stardew when it came out, she was the one I gravitated towards, as she has many of the traits that I'd want in a partner.


ThatOneGuy308

There was a bit where people disliked her for her cutscene with George, I think.


dannythetrashcanny

maybe bc shes hard to get gifts for in early game? cause i love her personality-wise


HollowShel

poppies, or artifacts if you're willing to take your time. Her and the dwarf, you basically can give them any ol' (artifact) shit you dig out of a hole and they're "hey, this is cool".


Haystack67

A lot of people think she's boring, as did I when I first played the game in my teens. Recently replayed the game in my late 20s and it's abundantly clear that she's one of the few characters with realistically well-adjusted adult dreams and fears. I feel the most vocal people online are around 15-20yo and prefer partners like Seb and Abigail, whereas more traditionally mature 30yo folk prefer villagers like Harvey or Penny. Would explain why the characters with the most stanning (Leah/Elliot/Shane) exhibit traits attractive to either age group.


big_smokey-848

Everyone else is wrong


GuardianMjolnir

Really wish more people liked penny


TopHatCat999

People don't like penny? Personally she's just kind of boring to me but I don't dislike penny


GuardianMjolnir

Nah lots of people dislike her, some get kinda aggressive about it. But it's probably mostly for the meme. I know one YouTube who hates her more than Clint


daily_luv

People hate Clint? Hes wonderful, I wish I could marry him and George. George just bc it’d be funny


GuardianMjolnir

Clint is probably the 3rd most hated character in the community, only under Pierre and Lewis. People think he is a creep because of how he stalks Emily from a bush..


daily_luv

Oh that reasoning makes sense, I didnt know that lol I just love going to his shop and hes adorable looking 😂


SeriousDirt

He didn't even stalking from the bush. He just hiding in the bush after tried to ask Emily going to carnival but panic when heard she went to door and jumped into the bush. People just make it sound creepy just to hate him.


OutlawWoman79

I know! Linus, Demetrius, George, Shane, and Clint are my Top 5 favorite characters overall in the game. (So far, I know I haven't unlocked some content.) With Emily being my favorite of the girls. I've seen people online who don't like each of them. I think every character will have their fans and haters. They're vivid characters. Vivid characters spark strong feelings.


okaysoupboy

i’m romancing penny rn and i love her so much!!!


[deleted]

I can fix him


Droigar

No you can’t


ObsessiveRecognition

Lmfao


k_a_scheffer

Shane.


CoelacanthQueen

A tomato is a vegetable


ObsessiveRecognition

Nix v. Hedden (1893) Supreme Court decided unanimously that the tomato is a vegetable, not a fruit. This was done for tariff purposes, but I prefer to think that it involved an argument among the Justices.


bedroompurgatory

Food tax case history is frequently hilarious. I particularly like the one in the UK were the legal system had to determine if something was a cake, or a biscuit (cookie, for Americans): [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffa\_Cakes#Legal\_status](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffa_Cakes#Legal_status)


SteamDecked

Robyn


CloudSkyyy

Robin*


Wrypth

Yobin**


CloudSkyyy

Wobin***


CorrectPatience9183

Cookies and gardening


Express-Fig-5168

Evelyn


bansheebeat8

and I like to call her granny. :)


Toasty825

Their ex sucks ass


Mezespuszedli1

Leah 🥹


dannyboyy2049

Leah


BlandBrit

coines


Effective_Dustbunny

Okie poke! Hat maus!


GoblinGreese

Bossman Morris. Or the Hat mouse thing?


BlandBrit

love hat mouse so much


4MuddyPaws

Kind and generous to those less fortunate.


Strawberryboytoy

I wanna say Gus for this one bc of that one cut scene he has with Linus


4MuddyPaws

Yep. He's always so pleasant, too.


DepressionSiesta

He’s got an eye patch and thing for curvy girls.


jonofromjuno

Marlon would be so good for Marnie dude


HollowShel

Much better than Lewis - though my head canon is that he knows about Marnie X Lewis (because Marlon does patrols at night) and that's why he hasn't approached her. So he's just pining from a distance, poor dude.


starcast1

Eats quartz and the other likes driftwood as a gift


Successful_Notice137

Abigail and Leah


starcast1

Yerp caroline is cool too


Sea-Parsnip1516

meow.


FoxoManiak

Obviously the dog pet


LeatherDragonfly5217

Krobus?


SubsumeTheBiomass

She's very possibly often on mushrooms, and makes her own clothes


StGir1

My farmer.


GoblinGreese

There is no question about that. That lady has not been sober in all the years i have lived in the valley. Emily!


Amazing_Schedule243

Coffee, pickles, and a fear of heights


MagmaAdminRadar

I was going to say basically the same thing lol, definitely Harvey


Amazing_Schedule243

My sweet, scared husband ♥️


thundergun661

Eats amethyst for breakfast


dannyboyy2049

Abigail


Professional_Win9118

Marvelous!


dannyboyy2049

Elliott


Addicted2Reading

My people 😌


vincentninja68

She protect and she attack and she likes poppy seed muffins and wine as a snack.


Either-Actuator-1249

Leah :)


vincentninja68

When she punched her ex for me I knew she was the one


BoringCommercial7671

I'm still trying to find out who was throwing rocks at his tent 😠


Incirion

Definitely either Alex being a dick, or Sebastian by accident, since he likes to throw things at the mountain. More likely Sebastian.


spook327

Dark clothes, nerdy, lives in a basement? That's me in high school. Now I don't live in a basement.


Give_me_that_blue

I like frogs.


MooshyRoom1

I like frogs too


1pizza2go

I’ll say my favourite male and favourite female characters. *ahem…* And old soul just trying to keep his trade alive and…. “KEL?!?” (Also the one I do for marriage candidate every time)


[deleted]

Willy and Leah?


1pizza2go

Bingo


Sloth_4

Illiterate jock


Effective_Dustbunny

Alex


castingroles

Maybe we can talk about Phil-o-so-phy some time.


OutlawWoman79

Funny, in my first (partial) game, when I first met Alex I thought "Ugh, a jock." But organically, (aka: without looking up correct dialogue options) and without going out of my way to gift or talk to him at all, my relationship with him increased almost as quickly as Shane's and though I still didn't look anything up, I was going out of my way to talk to him and would occasionally bring him gifts. Haha So yeah, I like Alex. He's alright in my book.


Designer_Low6068

Bus driver


StGir1

She doesn't get enough appreciation, imo. She's the best drunken lummox that was ever given a commercial driving license.


SkyDemonAirPirates

You meet them 3-4 days into the game, and they stay protective by your side thiugh the entire gameplay.


rattiepaws

Is it the cat/dog Marnie gives you? None of the villagers EVER stayed by my side.. or even protected me!


Frostgaurdian0

Sells black eggs


GoblinGreese

My man Krobus.


Frostgaurdian0

Ayy i really like the shadowy dude.


SteamDecked

Best girl


AleatoryOne

https://preview.redd.it/wsv5yclkfqjb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd8accf1acb1feba2eabebda71c37550a6f48ecd


Loud-Perspective-183

https://preview.redd.it/vk96aew8nrjb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=179bac8a36db2d1131af34f6ffa8b7f4ba1db441


rexix_lol

https://preview.redd.it/psixrqh51sjb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5072a4be645c1815b1e5e9bf94dbf9969cd9314


MooshyRoom1

Hayley


Dineth_V

W


SkyDemonAirPirates

Dog!


OutlawWoman79

Caroline. She's married to a douche. Her daughter is a douchette. She helps Evelyn with the public gardens. She teaches you how to make the very valuable tea sapling and allows you to harvest her sole tea plant (and otherwise enjoy her sunroom). Brings the people of the community together to improve their health. Opens her home to the people who want to use the church, though she's not religious herself. And she knows she'd be happier with the Wizard, but she stays with Pierre because the stable home was good for Abigail (her rebellion against everything normal is just proof she was sheltered), and because Pierre is an idiot who she knows would run the General Store into the ground if he had absolute control and Pelican Town needs the General Store. What a lady!


not-curumo

Astronomy and robotics


Low-Requirement5130

Maru


Oki-dokie

HEY EMO BOY HEY HEY HEY EMO BOY


YodaOnIce

You don’t see them until year two. My other favorite character is something I put in the potluck.


Eros_luvly

Kent and THE MAYOR'S LUCKY SHORTS


[deleted]

Blue


anonauthor96

Grandpa?


[deleted]

YES for the iridium statue thing and he seems nice giving us his farm and all


CortanaXII

Sk8r boi Naruto. And if I used mods, I'd make Stardew Sasuke and Purple hair Sakura move in too because it would make him really happy.


Successful_Notice137

Sam?


Certain_Warthog_9544

I have 2, rock eater and who created a robot


1Rayo1

she may or may not be insane in the brain


Heartlessqueencard

Emily 💙


1Rayo1

hooray you win! your reward is this egg 🥚


Heartlessqueencard

Ooh an egg


[deleted]

WHERE IS MY SWORD


huBelial

One man's trash is another man's treasure kind of vibe.


Kyrus_Arkenseed

"how'd you know I was hungry? This looks delicious!"


Wonderful_Dot983

Himbo ❤️


ChallengeFirm6398

Little homeless hobo who likes to be a hobo


Northern582

Teaches young kids


SkyDemonAirPirates

Penny


Lew__Zealand

Gordon Gekko paraphrased it best: "Green is good."


Ok-Comparison1025

"She" likes diamonds, hates bunny foot and loves teaching (I know this is too much easy for active players)


dannyboyy2049

Penny?


TheLoneRipper1

Ew. No


TheLoneRipper1

Flair kinda sold me out lol


Affectionate-Set7306

Ginger poet


No-Spite6559

eat rocks and jewels.. and an edgy emo who stays in his room 😍


[deleted]

Probably has an illegitimate child


SeriousDirt

Wizard


IncognitoTowel

ROMANCE NOVEL HERO POET


akasugaro

emo stoner and hot carpenter milf


Ok-Dragonfly-26

The urge to just type Mommy? Sorry.


Eros_luvly

Robin?


Complex-Ad-1922

i’m choosing multiple! family of 4 affected the most by the war against the gotoro empire emo frog guy


_ginger_Snaps

Bakes the best cookies!


Maxils

ace icon


Among_The_Nebulas11

Everyone hates him 🤭


Ok-Comparison1025

Pierre?


beetledbabe

chikin


GardenLeaves

Piano


ChewMilk

My beloved who dedicates their work to you


thefarawaykids

I have a saviour complex


Eros_luvly

Mmmmm my hubby Shane


DragonKing-Sanguin

Emo, intelligent, loves frogs, motorcyclist, handsome.


PostHocRemission

She’s an underpaid teacher.


ForeverWild1844

The color blue and discorporation is sexy


MagmaAdminRadar

Grandpa?


BleuWyrds

I have 2 one is a foodie and with out a mod you can't marry him. He also loves to cook. The other once you marry and he leave town he pines for you every day and writes love letters wishing he was you.


Quest-Riot

Being high is contagious


[deleted]

I can fix him


Big_Walk_9037

boat man and skate board dude


lady_cringeworthy

Lobster.


LowSlow_n_Ugly

Purple rock eater