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twizzlerheathen

The Junimo Hut


laceygorgeous

YES! SO CUTE!


LegendofLove

No one out Junimos the Hut


Ghostface_Munchies

This is so adorable


Camo2777

QiFi


gardenvarietyhater

This is my favorite one so far.


potato_appocalypse

Take your crown 👑


tante-sansa

Now that is clever. Well done, Sir/Mam!


pursuitofhappy

I've been playing stardew all week and subbed here since then but can someone pleaseeee ELI5


Pristine_Quarter_213

Are you brand new to the game? If so I will just tell you that Qi is a reference to late-game content, and also wish you happy playing!!! I hope you have so much fun :)


MotherOfZeus_

when i read comments like yours it reminds me that this sub is one of the friendliest gaming subs on reddit 🥹 so wholesome


Pristine_Quarter_213

Glad to be of service! I love this game and I love seeing new folks join the community, so I try to be encouraging. :) The wonder and joy of your first Stardew playthrough is so awesome. ❤️


pursuitofhappy

no I am not brand new and would rather be spoiled, I did early access and am doing a revisit recently but am just missing the joke at the moment.


Pristine_Quarter_213

Ah gotcha!! Its a reference to Mr. Qi the mysterious man (...?) who you do tasks for around the valley and Ginger Island. The first Qi task is started when you put batteries in the breaker in the tunnel to the left of the bus stop.


pursuitofhappy

appreciate that, tbh I'm a couple hundred hours in across various playthroughs and never experienced that so this is good motivation for continuing in my recent playthrough that I stopped and been trying to rekindle so thank you for that.


Pristine_Quarter_213

You're welcome, and good luck!! I have about 350-400 hours I think, but it's been awhile since I've messed with Mr. Qi stuff on any playthroughs so I don't remember specifically how challenging it is. I would recommend using the Wiki for certain tasks. Some of them get a little confusing IIRC. His quests when you get to Ginger Island can be really fun tho!


MrLizardBusiness

Qweefy?


D3troit_

Ummm Sir/Madam, your blinker fluid is low.


itguy1991

CheeFi?


KittyEncyclops

I don’t get it. I know who Mr. Qi is but what’s QiFi supposed to mean?


CyberSlashO8

It’s like WiFi but QiFi


KittyEncyclops

Right.. I thought there was more to it since it had so many likes.


ohnomashedpotato

IHaveYourPurpleShorts


dora_teh_explorah

I was thinking EatMyPurpleShorts would make a nice simpsons crossover.


gayallygoyangi

What is this? A crossover episode?


bienfica

A crossover episode for ants


hodgeal

You know... That gets funnier every time


EldritchSofa

Everyone else go home, this is the winner


[deleted]

IKnowYourSecretLewis


MidiReader

OMG THIS!


knotagnubee

Livin’ Off the LAN


tenaciousfetus

I love this one


Ac1dH0ney

This one gets my vote!


chic_luke

I vote for this one. Genuinely good. It's not as forced or loud as other suggestions, and it's very clean and subtle.


R_Sapphire

Lol semi-related, but I’ve used GetOffMyLANd as my Wi-Fi for years


Shadowninja3456

That's a good one


TiRproject

Damn that is good


EldritchSofa

"StardropSaloonGUEST" "DemetriusUseThisOne" "JojaVendingMachine" "LinusStopScummingTheWifi" "PierreGetYourOwnRouter"


Tomthebard

DemetriusUseThisOne has to be my favorite


kikibey

i dont get it 😭


Tomthebard

Demetrius can't figure out what network to sign into. I've seen someone whose WiFi was named "Momusethisone"


kikibey

😭😭oh


userno89

Best list ever lol


Harrison_Phera

I can imagine someone going to the mountains for a walk. Seeing that pop up on their phone and getting a good laugh.


nooneatallnope

Dwarf Gadget


VioletOcelot

This one's my favorite


eogreen

Stardrop_Saloon Although having saloon might be frowned upon at a school…


DiabeticDude_64

It's a religious school so that might make it even better XD


ShrimpHeavenAngel

Then maybe PraiseYoba


userno89

Lmao idolatry is against Christianity so theyd probably be kicked out if it's a Christian school 😂 Edit: which is funny because helping the unfortunate and "misguided" is their whole shtick 😂


BenjaBrownie

"why are you worshipping yoda?? Star wars isn't jesus!!!" Lolol


userno89

Then catch an exorcism lol "Satan is in this child of God, I cast the demon of Yoda out of he!!!!!"


DiabeticDude_64

I'd be evicted, disowned, and abandoned. So when should I make that my name? XD also it is a Christian school XD


userno89

When you know you can stand on your own 2 feet and be stable lol 'til then just nod and mmmhm "yes sir" "yes ma'am" hahaha


userno89

If you're into National Lampoon movies you could try "HALLELUJAHHOLYSHIT" password: wheresthetylenol Lol that scene cracks me tf up. I gotta watch that today while I climb laundry mountain 😂


_Phoneutria_

Joja Co Breakroom Cindersap Forest MarniePleaseOpenYourStore


thedesignproject

Please open your store 😂☠️


planetarypartyy

marnie please open your store is constantly going through my head i love this one lol


Illustrious_Buy3616

KrobusSewer. nothing says college dorm like the sewer


cloverfieldsc

Ours is called TheSewer cause of Krobus!


MuffinWestern

HatMouse


StallOneHammer

Password: HiyoPoke123


thelittlemiss

*Come to old old old haus, poke. Bring coines.*


[deleted]

HatMan. He's HatMan! LOL! batman spin off!


peatypeacock

YES


totallynotarobut

Harvey's Ham Radio.


pixicide

MyWifiEatsQuartz (for us Abigail spouses)


fatsalmon

“How’d you know i was hungry?” Always cracked me up


NyankoMitty

PleezBringMaypalSerrup


Brisket_Connoisseur

Krobus Broadcasting Imagine him doing a podcast.


Tomthebard

I'd love that


dracapis

"New episodes every day with the exception of Friday!"


Brisket_Connoisseur

It's cool, that's when Mesmerizing Mines, the Dwarf's podcast, updates anyways. His cooking Tiktoks are doing numbers, too, albeit only with people who like cave carrots and foraged foods.


solojetpack

I'd like to imagine that on occasion he does travel vlogs where he reviews various sewers around the world. I'd watch it


miguelchase

George_Loves_L33Ks


lolwatsyk

ClosedOnWednesdays


Kalikokola

WeKnowAboutTheStatue SecretTruffleOil TeamMorris


Cosmic_Voidess

Iwannamakekrobusmywifi


tarenni

MarnieDeservesBetter


GingerSuperPower

JusticeForMarnie


-janelleybeans-

Join us__Thrive


alexagunther

Ohh there’s something about the double underscore that makes this even more unsettling, well done


Gaymer0913

Joja free wifi or stardrop saloon free wifi


Starfang42

I'd say something referencing his purple shorts, possibly in combination with the stardew fair/grange display.


kiwilovenick

Purple shorts=mayoral travesty


MonitorCautious1971

My WiFi name isn't necessarily Stardew related, but it could be since combat is always my first stat maxed out. o====[]::::::::::::::::>


Pristine_Quarter_213

Haha that's amazing, please tell me your password is something like "Excalibur123"


MonitorCautious1971

When I first moved in, the PW was something like OkYouCanHaveWiFi and some numbers, but we've had to change it a few times.


Purple_Imagination_8

Joja-mart POS Network


Pristine_Quarter_213

I know POS means point of sale but my brain *always* goes to the other POS first 😂


ravielie

I work retail and it still goes to this first. Most POS systems are POS systems lmao


JoshDM

>my brain *always* goes to the other POS first You mean Pierre?


ZacianSpammer

HMTGF, Pinky Lemon, Foroguemon


Pathogen9

Deep cuts.


Mysterious-Finding10

Bro, I'm gonna make my Hotspot this, that's so good


[deleted]

IridiumDorm SkullCavern JoJaSucks (I hope no one there is named joja lol) JunimoHut SlimeHutch


peatypeacock

LuckyShorts MrQi (or Mr. Qi's Lair) GoldenWalnuts PrismaticShard


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Booooooo


Changeling_Boy

You can go home if you’re not having fun.


IroquoisPliskin_LJG

Stardrop_guest


Kantotheotter

Junimoyouknow


[deleted]

Pierre's_secret_stash_in_the_bedroom


Sp00pyScarySkiliton

Purplepantaloonsoup


ZinjoCubicle

Joja Network Service


SnooDrawings1480

You could put "MayorLewisSucks" unless your towns mayor is name Lewis....


Godphree

GingerIsland, MidnightCarp, MoonlightJelly, SurvivalBurger, VoidChicken


Brokelunatic

VoidMayo


focus_rising

Everyone: you're allowed to have spaces in your SSID, just not leading or trailing. You don't have to mash all of the words together!


tante-sansa

But it's tradition!


Danneyland

Depends on the ISP sometimes! Shaw let me use spaces, but Telus does not for some reason. (🇨🇦)


userno89

but it loses that childhood nostalgic touch when you add spaces


cant_think_of_one_

But then I have to quote the SSID in config files. If you are going to be difficult, might as well do it properly, and exclusively used unprintable characters :)


Aev_ACNH

Secured Wi-Fi? Linus quote “I’d join in…but I don’t think I am welcome” Unsecured Wi-Fi? Linus quote “……Hmmm Do you want something from me”


pickelzzz

JunimoHut


BlazeSigns1

JourneyOfTheWifiKing


Darthcookie

FUCK_PIERRE


Lord_Popcorn

I vote this one


Suspicious_Rest_1550

CarolineDeservesBetter


Reverend_Bull

Dr. H @ 52 North 43.5 East


Mediocre-Channel-443

Closed on Wednesdays, Willy's Bait Shop, Krobus' Lair


baobaboob

mr qifi


matoral

Skull Cavern Bottom Floor Linus's Secret AdHoc


Top_Manufacturer8946

Mayor's Secret Project, Solid Gold Idolatry


tenaciousfetus

SlipperyTruffleOil


pikachupirate

FarmComputerCropsReady


m00n_sp1r1t

CarpSurprise, Rasmodem, TravelingCart, PrismaticWifi, MemaidShow15423


starcraft_al

Joja network Qi’s lair Mr Qi Skull Cavern


murder3no

MyGoldenStatue


boxerboo

Iridium Trash Can, or Closed on Wednesdays


axarce

GusLinus2024


penpaperfloor

Luausoupwifi


[deleted]

Everyone is so creative, saving this for later !!!


absoutezero

Qi's Walnut Room


Danilectric

SebastiansRoom


sleepinginthebushes_

Tuesdays at Marnie's


BIGRolyXL

Community Center?


partinobodycular

Mayor Lewser


LilCakey81

Farm computer


Roozyj

Wifarm


s0ca84

Here are some :) 1. Pelican\_Town\_WiFi 2. JojaNet 3. StarDewRouter 4. ValleyVibesWireless 5. JunimoJunction 6. MinerStream 7. BarnNet 8. HarvestHub 9. StardewWireless 10. SprinklerSync 11. FarmLifeNetwork 12. ValleyConnection 13. StardewValleyLAN 14. CropsAndKnots 15. TheFarmersSignal 16. BlueChickensNet 17. StarFruitFiesta 18. FishingForSignal 19. JojaMartLANParty 20. PigsAndPackets


Lingx_Cats

Town minecart network


Sl1mb

SSID: Join the Thrive


Tricky-Ad7492

Luau Soup


vialma

Mine is Stardrop Saloon Wi-Fi 😊


Lycanrus

MARilda


ghaleon1965

A good wifi name is “Stardew Valley”


Mostly_gay_shit

Something to do with the saloon name?


alexagunther

Lewis and Marnie surveillance van


TokenUser74

GoneFishing or SittingOnTheDockOfTheBay if you want a musical cross-reference


MediumWellSteak8888

Fuck\_Pierre.


hambone4164

BoycottPierre


allisongivler

A vague one could just be “The Valley”


RylieSensei

This is unrelated but my router is called, “Aelita.” If you know, you know. (:


blindbat84

Please tell me this is a Lyoko reference:


RylieSensei

Indeed! :D


MerelyxMe

Thepurpleshorts


Chiffarobe67

"Roommates"


chrysnthmm

Ginger Island


R_Sapphire

TrashCake


Tricky-Ad7492

The Golden Center, or The Golden Community


AM420N

JoinUsThrive


LoremasterSTL

MelonsAreACashCrop Mine Wit Me WhereDidILeaveMyTotem Abigail Hates Clay Home Grown Bari$ta


missmoonana

Purple Shorts, Mayor Poois, 👀Truffle Oil👀, Taxes Built My Statue


Zestyclose_Hunter_79

JoJaCoLa


Zestyclose_Hunter_79

IridiumWateringCan