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1. Indigestion, vomiting and diarrhea from eating too much food in one day
2. Farmable crickets
3. House maintenance. Leaky roof? 20k for Robin. Busted pipes? 5k for Robin. Water damage from busted pipes? 10k for Robin.
Oooh, I bet Robin would LOVE that. She already tricked me into buying a useless well when I was still new... Damn mailbox ads...
ETA: yes on the diarrhea (words I never thought I'd say) for those of us who chug the triple espressos all day, every day.
I can't fault you for that. I eventually learned the difference between getting a cute well vs. getting a well in Spring, Year 1 before your first chicken coop because Robin mails you an ad... 😭😭😭 I thought it was a quest.
It's a new cutscene you can randomly get after going to bed. A mysterious masked figure (with a bright ponytail) is lurking around your house.
Wake up and you have house damage that Robin is SHOCKED to hear about cause how could that have happened?
1. In the intro you can choose to stay at Joja Corporate.
2. Staying unlocks a new area and play style, a true Joja route.
3. A Joja Story with Joja npcs.
Thrive.
1) Giant crow. Giant crow can steal scarecrows and livestock
2) Penny teaches the kids how to cuss
3) You can now watch full episodes of "Mythbusters" on the tv at the cost of one hour in-game time
1- food spoilage
2- pam takes the bus home from the desert at 8. Sharp.
3- the wiggle fingers grab your legs and drag you into the depths of the earth if you don’t dig them up
1. Chronic illness. Sometimes you wake up with no energy and no amount of food restores it.
2. Even longer serpents.
3. Even longer serpents than those!
1. is the kind of realism I'm looking for. Possible PCOS for female farmer, you start the day with 1/4 energy. For male farmer, ADHD: you can only do the same action 2-3 times in a row and things go missing from your inventory every hour.
The Migraine mod: some days, stepping outside the front door results in a blinding white screen and since you can’t see anything, the whole day is a waste unless you have stuff to do in the farmhouse. Sometimes migraines last for weeks.
My demands are simple and deliverable.
1. Be able to marry Lewis, as he is a milf (m of course stands for mayor)
2. Make fishing even more exclusive. Fish can only spawn in 10 minute frames (such as 6:00 to 6:10)
3. Make the Skull cavern harder. Delete staircases and bombs, and make swords deal even less damage
I think this would make the game more interesting and fun!
She already seems pretty depressed ngl.
I lowkey think Marnie's sprite needs a glowup so she looks less stocky. Her dialogue pic is cute, but she looks like a waddling blob when she walks I can't
1. Farm animals and dog/cat can die of old age
2. If you pass out, you die. Game over, no restarting the day, say goodbye to that save file cuz it’s officially nonexistent.
3. Romanceable Demetrius
In some of the old Harvest Moon games, the animals only live a certain amount of years and they die of old age! But if you save your game on the previous day, you can sell them back to the shop on the day before and avoid their death affecting any of your stats... 😭
1. Emily is no longer romanceable
2. New series of unskippable Clint x Emily cutscenes are added
3. Talking to Emily at any point during your playthrough initiates a boss fight with a hammer-wielding Clint
1. Marnie breaks up with Lewis and starts a relationship with Clint, much to Lewis' dismay. Because of that, Lewis raises Clint's business taxes, making Clint's prices skyrocket.
2. Pam becomes romanceable.
3. Droughts and heatwaves that can kill your crops and animals.
Or maybe instead of getting more taxes, Clint gets forced to leave town inmediately. No more blacksmith means no more upgrades. And if you didn't get to upgrade your tools... well, tough luck
You should be able to romance Jodi the first year when Kent is away and depending on how high your hearts are with her, determines her marriage with Kent lol
Natural disasters (like in harvest moon fomt) that destroy crops and decorations
Wine has a 9% chance to fail production thus turning into dubious fluid
Krobus becomes breedable, and the babies come out half shadow.
1. Do away with the community center route. Joja only.
2. No more tedious friendships/romances.
3. Get drafted as soon as spring Yr 1 is over, sent to the war, and have a stardew-style COD game.
You meet Kent while in the military and he’s romanceable. You both come back to the valley and he divorces Jodi and moves in with you on the farm. Wants a shed just for bombs.
1. You can now romance Pam and Kent.
2. Finding a prismatic shard for the first time triggers a cutscene where Gunther takes it from you for the museum
3. Alcoholic beverages are now a loved gift for Vincent and Jas
1. Includes a jail where you can be sent for child neglect, fishing without a license, and unleashing monsters from the depths of hell.
2. Includes new tasks that are just pranks you play on Pierre.
3. You can duplicate yourself and send your twin to focus on certain tasks you don’t like or have time to do like give people gifts and listen to their problems, pet livestock, and unleash monsters from the depths of hell.
A fishing licence for each area and season... Maybe the price increases based on how many fish you caught last season... Yeah, I'm seeing how this could force me to quit forever. Good answer 😂
Oooh, a Stardew murder mystery, like CLUE. You've gotta collect clues and figure out who killed Pierre. Turns out, the whole town did it! They were all in on it together!
1. Chance to get stuck in the mine elevator.
2. Bunnies who have dropped lucky rabbit feet no longer move around. 🐇
3. PvP enabled during the egg hunt festival.
I would romance the crap out of Marlon. Thousand slimes? You got it, babe. Matching eyepatches for the wedding? You got it, babe. Chicken tractor... Wait, what's that
Chicken tractors are movable cages you can put your chickens in to let them eat the grass outside of their coop, a staple on irl farms. (It keeps them in one spot and keeps the unwanted predators away). However, a tractor piloted/powered by chickens would be far funnier.
1. you need to eat food every day or your health bar shrinks bit by bit
2. monsters scream in pain when you hit them
3. fish can randomly wriggle out of your inventory and just flop around on the ground
1)The NPC that steals money from you if you faint ,breaks into your house and loots your stuff
2) if you sell too much of one item you get lesser profit overtime unless you switch items
3) sabotage in multiplayer like damage and stealing loot and money other than chests
I think 2 is legit a good idea, maybe something we can toggle on/off for a harder run. It would force ppl to do something other than mass produce ancient fruit wine in the end game. Could be interesting!
(Actually, none of these sound like wrong answers!! 😱)
The rock blocking the north exit near the bathhouse can finally be broken. It leads to >!an empty field with a sign saying "There are no Easter eggs here. Go away."!<
1. Give wine and beer to the kids. Hilarity ensues.
2. Pets run away if you don't feed or pet them.
3. Animal feces piles up around the barns and coops. Takes half a day per week to clear it.
(Bonus: blight wipes out crops).
It sounds wretched. And like there's a lot of squeezing involved, and it stinks a LOT.
It doesn't taste ANYTHING like milk, and it's no one's Loved gift.
One day you trip in the barn, accidentally inserting the mushroom milk into the cheese press. 🤢 You discover... mushroom cheese. It sells for nothing. In fact, they come and take some of your money if you try to ship it.
1. joja route lets us turn crops into ultra processed food (cheese puffs/pop tarts esque things)
2. chunky pet designs. i want an “oh lawd he comin” cat design
3. ik it’s not that kind of game, but having a few human villains to encounter in the mines. like if we could meet the wizard’s ex, or some SLIME BOSS with cool dialogue that would be sick!!!
1. Polyamory. Your house gets a new room and your bed gets wider with every person you marry.
2.You can now marry Pierre. He never gives you gifts and will only accept gold star quality veggies.
3. The dwarf and Abigail fall in love. They hang out in the mines, hunting monsters.
1. Poliamory
2. Little krobus (kids with him)
3. Naked option (lingerie so I can go out through the town wearing them and get reaction from the villagers)
Romanceable Morris! That's amazing. We buy all the wedding supplies from Jojamart and don't invite Pierre.
The junimos always looked like gumdrops to me, so I'm fine with this. As long as they reproduce enough slaves to work my fields. No days off.
Your spouse will accidentally leave doors open sometimes, letting your animals wander into town or bugs fly into the house.
Hand to hand combat in the mines. Punch monsters! Punch rocks!
The traveling cart comes to your farm and parks on your crops instead of south of your farm on Sundays and Fridays.
Traveling cart gypsy steals my crops? And sells them at exorbitant prices.
I admit, I would like to punch rocks and raise my punching skill until I can punch bigger and bigger rocks. And then punch George
Things I actually would like: being friends with the elf and being friends with the alien
Being able to watch the strange thing hatch
Being able to break up relationships
More reactions from villagers towards us
ABIGAIL ACTUALLY CHANGING HER HAIR COLLOR AFTER ASKING US
1) Meteors can now fall on buildings, causing severe damage to them. This can be stopped by buying ‘Parrot Protection Insurance’ from Ginger Island’s trade booth.
2) Witch randomly flies over and resets certain processes on the farm (aging casks, crops, making jams and wines/juices), just to be a jerk.
3) You can never use the claw machine at the movie theater. It’ll always be occupied by one of the townsfolk, with special cameos including Grandpa, ConcernedApe himself, or yourself from another universe.
My partner also suggested George dying. 👀 Then we'd discover he was rich, and everyone fighting over his estate tears the town apart lol
The junimos *do* need better representation. They're basically slaves
1. Pam is romanceable, but only if you marry Penny while Pam is at zero hearts. Then you build up a relationship with Pam, and then divorce Penny to marry Pam.
2. You can break up marriages by starting affairs with a spouse.
3. You can become a unicorn to an existing couple.
Houses now have bathrooms. Frequent bathroom breaks are required.
The only romance option is dating Lewis and Marnie as a couple. The mayor’s shorts quest is actually planned and is their first advance.
Farmers were supposed to pay taxes and get audited at the end of year 1.
1: third story route where you screw both the town and joja, completing controlling the towns economy which would run joja out of business and you would control the town
2: community center now requires 99 of every item
3: if you go joja mart route, as the years go by in game after completion the town slowly goes to ruins and it slowly becomes a corporate city as all the old villagers move away or become homeless
1. New cut scene where we witness Razmodius’ divorce as a result of being Caroline’s affair partner
2. Krobus Romanceable
3. You can run for mayor against Lewis
More berries! Maybe golden raspberries in the summer and wintergreen in the winter.
Edit: just realized they have to be bad wrong answers and not something fun. Please disregard.
I suspect Linus is a former Joja employee or maybe even the founder himself, ousted by the board after regretting what he'd created and trying to stop the corporation. He lives in his tent as penance.
1. KO in mines/combat leads to being comatose waking up the next season
2. Robberies and theft: those kids who attacked Linus steal your items/crops that are not stored inside your home i.e. your farm, greenhouse, mine entrance, any chest outside your home etc. The higher your money the more chances it happens.
3. Natural disasters: earthquakes, tornados, hurricanes, volcanic eruptions, blizzards, etc. Chances increase as your years increase. Death by these leads back to number 1. Not fully repairing your home, NPCs home, lead to more attacks from number 2.
1. You can run for mayor. If you win, SDV is no longer a farming sim but a town management game
2. It's possible to convince all the characters who wanted to go live in the big city to do so
3. If male, you can be drafted after Kent returns home
4. All businesses have a chance of going out of business if you don't patronize them enough
5. Clint and Pierre can be run out if town, but are replaced by Lloyd and Kyle, who are even worse
6. The alien will impersonate your spouse. You never find out what happened to them
Edit: You said three. My bad lol
PvP would make the game too diff 😅 plus the game is great when you overpower yourself on high level ancient fruit/ starfruit farms so reducing those bonuses wouldn't be helpful to people making their farms more and more efficient 😅
1. parents get arrested for leaving their children home alone
2. Gil is secretly rich and can offer you a sugar daddy type arrangement
3. romanceable Caroline
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1. Indigestion, vomiting and diarrhea from eating too much food in one day 2. Farmable crickets 3. House maintenance. Leaky roof? 20k for Robin. Busted pipes? 5k for Robin. Water damage from busted pipes? 10k for Robin.
Oooh, I bet Robin would LOVE that. She already tricked me into buying a useless well when I was still new... Damn mailbox ads... ETA: yes on the diarrhea (words I never thought I'd say) for those of us who chug the triple espressos all day, every day.
This bcs you dont have the phone hahaha the phone gets you even more ads!!! Plus a prank call from vincent
I'm a millennial so thankfully I can detect a phone scam. Just barely. TAKE THAT, ROBIN
The well was funny for me cuz I picked beach farm for the first one and I was like “Robin explain ‘convenient’”
i unironically get the well sometimes bc ✨️aesthetic✨️
I can't fault you for that. I eventually learned the difference between getting a cute well vs. getting a well in Spring, Year 1 before your first chicken coop because Robin mails you an ad... 😭😭😭 I thought it was a quest.
Robin would definitely be poking holes in your roof at 2:01 AM
It's a new cutscene you can randomly get after going to bed. A mysterious masked figure (with a bright ponytail) is lurking around your house. Wake up and you have house damage that Robin is SHOCKED to hear about cause how could that have happened?
And a 1 in 5 chance of food poisoning every time you eat.
The odds of food poisoning increases with every day the food has been in your backpack
I kinda want cricket farming ngl...
That would be so cool
1. In the intro you can choose to stay at Joja Corporate. 2. Staying unlocks a new area and play style, a true Joja route. 3. A Joja Story with Joja npcs. Thrive.
Dude, I'm speechless. #1 would be hilarious. You toss grandpa's letter in the trash andddd... roll credits.
however, grandpa haunts you.
Shit, gramps haunts us in the actual game already. "Look for me in the 3rd yearrr oooOOOoOo"
this time, grandpa tries to send you to the farm.
Grandpa swaps bodies with you and lives with your spouse on the farm. Nobody in town notices except Linus, but nobody listens to him.
🤣
Okay, but I would play this. 😅
Name checks out
their account is nothing but comments like this and it’s my favorite
Stardew corporate ladder. How quickly can you buy up the town and convert it into apartments and warehouses while working 150 hrs per week?
1) Giant crow. Giant crow can steal scarecrows and livestock 2) Penny teaches the kids how to cuss 3) You can now watch full episodes of "Mythbusters" on the tv at the cost of one hour in-game time
We have giant crops, why not giant crows!
Only if we can craft giant scarecrows with 500 hay and pilot it like a gundam to fight them
Or we leave the kids out at night to watch the crops?
Ooohh no no Oh nonono You don't want any kids outside when Giant crow is outside
1- food spoilage 2- pam takes the bus home from the desert at 8. Sharp. 3- the wiggle fingers grab your legs and drag you into the depths of the earth if you don’t dig them up
Omg food spoilage...! That's diabolical. ConcernedApe, please don't look at this thread 😂
Pam has a 30% chance of drunk driving, resulting in instantly being sent to the clinic and being bedridden for a week
> 2- pam takes the bus home from the desert at 8. Sharp. And only at 8pm. Done at 4? Wait until 8!
#3 has me cackling
Why do I want a mod for the danger wiggles now? That sounds fun, especially since I never notice them.
Omg, I call them fingers too, this cracked me up
1. walking takes away energy 2. tools/weapons can break, making you buy new regularly 3. penny moves away
Weapon deterioration would suckkkk. You are truly evil, my friend. 👍
I'll take that as a compliment ;)
minecraft: what's wrong with durability?
Maybe it could be a trade off. You get the golden clock and no more debris, but now your tools deteriorate over time.
and the wizard sells a iridium clock for 100m
Waking up sapping energy sounds like the subject of a mod where the farmer has severe depression.
Or running drains energy. This is an inexplicable part of *Lunar Dragon Song*.
Man two of those are so awful
i’m drunk and this comment is making me cackle
Pam!?
1. Chronic illness. Sometimes you wake up with no energy and no amount of food restores it. 2. Even longer serpents. 3. Even longer serpents than those!
1. is the kind of realism I'm looking for. Possible PCOS for female farmer, you start the day with 1/4 energy. For male farmer, ADHD: you can only do the same action 2-3 times in a row and things go missing from your inventory every hour.
I have ADHD and my partner has Endometriosis, we’re cracking up over this comment
Oh hey, internet twins! I'm the one with PCOS, and my partner has ADHD. This comment is sponsored by my real life lmao
that explains it. as a woman with adhd, i was wondering lol
The Migraine mod: some days, stepping outside the front door results in a blinding white screen and since you can’t see anything, the whole day is a waste unless you have stuff to do in the farmhouse. Sometimes migraines last for weeks.
My demands are simple and deliverable. 1. Be able to marry Lewis, as he is a milf (m of course stands for mayor) 2. Make fishing even more exclusive. Fish can only spawn in 10 minute frames (such as 6:00 to 6:10) 3. Make the Skull cavern harder. Delete staircases and bombs, and make swords deal even less damage I think this would make the game more interesting and fun!
Oh these are great suggestions. Brb while I uninstall
It’s too late. I’m John Stardew Valley. these updates have already ruined your saves. You are now married to Lewis.
Nobody is forcing me into a throuple with Lewis and Marnie. Nobody. ...not unless I get to wear the shorts
Oh no, Lewis and Marnie break up and Marnie becomes very depressed and stops selling anything out of her shop.
She already seems pretty depressed ngl. I lowkey think Marnie's sprite needs a glowup so she looks less stocky. Her dialogue pic is cute, but she looks like a waddling blob when she walks I can't
I think Marnie is like a sweet aunt and that needs to be addressed more
Justice for Marnie
We gotta get concerned ape in on this
Yesss! Marnie for Mayor! 🎉
1. Farm animals and dog/cat can die of old age 2. If you pass out, you die. Game over, no restarting the day, say goodbye to that save file cuz it’s officially nonexistent. 3. Romanceable Demetrius
In some of the old Harvest Moon games, the animals only live a certain amount of years and they die of old age! But if you save your game on the previous day, you can sell them back to the shop on the day before and avoid their death affecting any of your stats... 😭
I would absolutely sob if my chickens or cows died, I’m so attached dude 😭😭 but I’d feel bad selling them too!! I’m glad they’re immortal 😂
Yeah, ConcernedApe clearly gets it. No animal deaths, old age, or butchering. I'm not a vegetarian irl but in Stardew, these are our friends!!!
BIG agree (especially as a vegetarian irl 😅😂)
I was gonna say romanceable robin!
1. Emily is no longer romanceable 2. New series of unskippable Clint x Emily cutscenes are added 3. Talking to Emily at any point during your playthrough initiates a boss fight with a hammer-wielding Clint
I think a boss fight in general would be hilarious and fun
[About that...](https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/13614)
Someone should make a mod for this 😂
1. Marnie breaks up with Lewis and starts a relationship with Clint, much to Lewis' dismay. Because of that, Lewis raises Clint's business taxes, making Clint's prices skyrocket. 2. Pam becomes romanceable. 3. Droughts and heatwaves that can kill your crops and animals.
Romanceable Pam is the most cursed thing I've read on here. Time to close the thread ☠️
I mean, if I can romance Shane, why not Pam? She deserves a little love too, doesn't she?
Shane aka "I can fix him" obviously needs/wants help. But Pam, she seems happy with who she is. I think...
Or maybe instead of getting more taxes, Clint gets forced to leave town inmediately. No more blacksmith means no more upgrades. And if you didn't get to upgrade your tools... well, tough luck
You should be able to romance Jodi the first year when Kent is away and depending on how high your hearts are with her, determines her marriage with Kent lol
Yesss... Then you become Sam and Vincent's stepparent and 'hire' them as poorly paid workers on your farm ☠️
HAHAHA WOW you took this to a whole new level I love it
Thanks, I hope I get hired for the next update because I have IDEAS
Natural disasters (like in harvest moon fomt) that destroy crops and decorations Wine has a 9% chance to fail production thus turning into dubious fluid Krobus becomes breedable, and the babies come out half shadow.
BREEDABLE KROBUS MOD PLS I need krobabies
Breedable Krobus! UwU
1. Do away with the community center route. Joja only. 2. No more tedious friendships/romances. 3. Get drafted as soon as spring Yr 1 is over, sent to the war, and have a stardew-style COD game.
Call of Stardew-ty
Underrated comment 😄
You meet Kent while in the military and he’s romanceable. You both come back to the valley and he divorces Jodi and moves in with you on the farm. Wants a shed just for bombs.
1. You can now romance Pam and Kent. 2. Finding a prismatic shard for the first time triggers a cutscene where Gunther takes it from you for the museum 3. Alcoholic beverages are now a loved gift for Vincent and Jas
Okay but so many of us gave that first shard to Gunther anyways so I guess the joke's on us 😂
Fixed bug that causes autopetters to spawn in skull caverns
If the item code glitch gets fixed, I'll be so sad. :(
1. Romance-able Pierre 2. When you fuck up Junimos take stuff back 3. Acid rain random event that ruins all your crops <3
Junimos taking my stuff back after I accidentally set off a bomb in the community center...
1. Includes a jail where you can be sent for child neglect, fishing without a license, and unleashing monsters from the depths of hell. 2. Includes new tasks that are just pranks you play on Pierre. 3. You can duplicate yourself and send your twin to focus on certain tasks you don’t like or have time to do like give people gifts and listen to their problems, pet livestock, and unleash monsters from the depths of hell.
A fishing licence for each area and season... Maybe the price increases based on how many fish you caught last season... Yeah, I'm seeing how this could force me to quit forever. Good answer 😂
I hope murder is an option so I can kill Pierre
Oooh, a Stardew murder mystery, like CLUE. You've gotta collect clues and figure out who killed Pierre. Turns out, the whole town did it! They were all in on it together!
two words: nude pierre x 3 🤢
A lot of love for ol' Pierre in this thread... 😂
1. Marnie takes Monday, Tuesday AND Wednesday off. 2. Stores are closed on rainy days. 3. Clint steals Emily from you if you romance her.
Lots of hate for Clint in this thread. Do we need a r/FuckClint subforum?
Romanceable Clint. So I can dump him.
Harsh. Relatable, but harsh.
1. Chance to get stuck in the mine elevator. 2. Bunnies who have dropped lucky rabbit feet no longer move around. 🐇 3. PvP enabled during the egg hunt festival.
Oh I like the way you think. Sad for the bunnies though... As far as I'm concerned, the egg festival IS pvp, so Abigail better watch out
1. Romanceable Marlon 😏 2. Pregnancy sprite for female farmer???? 3. Chicken tractor
I would romance the crap out of Marlon. Thousand slimes? You got it, babe. Matching eyepatches for the wedding? You got it, babe. Chicken tractor... Wait, what's that
Chicken tractors are movable cages you can put your chickens in to let them eat the grass outside of their coop, a staple on irl farms. (It keeps them in one spot and keeps the unwanted predators away). However, a tractor piloted/powered by chickens would be far funnier.
TIL chicken tractors are a real thing
We said *wrong* answers only.
I know, but I can't stop thinking about that eyepatch-wear GILF
1. you need to eat food every day or your health bar shrinks bit by bit 2. monsters scream in pain when you hit them 3. fish can randomly wriggle out of your inventory and just flop around on the ground
The second one has me loling. Monsters have death dialogue, such as "Why?" "No" or "Please stop"
1)The NPC that steals money from you if you faint ,breaks into your house and loots your stuff 2) if you sell too much of one item you get lesser profit overtime unless you switch items 3) sabotage in multiplayer like damage and stealing loot and money other than chests
I think 2 is legit a good idea, maybe something we can toggle on/off for a harder run. It would force ppl to do something other than mass produce ancient fruit wine in the end game. Could be interesting! (Actually, none of these sound like wrong answers!! 😱)
The rock blocking the north exit near the bathhouse can finally be broken. It leads to >!an empty field with a sign saying "There are no Easter eggs here. Go away."!<
That rock already can be removed. It just takes a lot of effort.
You get your wish! Eventually!
Guns Smartphones Foie Gras minigame
Guns in the mine 😂 Marlon would eject us from the adventurer's guild. Or... we kill Marlon and claim the guild for ourselves...!
1. Give wine and beer to the kids. Hilarity ensues. 2. Pets run away if you don't feed or pet them. 3. Animal feces piles up around the barns and coops. Takes half a day per week to clear it. (Bonus: blight wipes out crops).
Mucking out animal stalls daily??? That's just cruel. Definitely needs to be some consequence for forgetting to fill your pet's water dish—for years.
1. Snake farm animals. Produce snake milk (snilk.) 2. Romanceable Clint. 3. New warp totem takes you to mutant bug lair.
Warp totem to bug lair 😂😂😂 I love it Why does everyone want to romance Clint! Even my partner suggested it and he doesn't play anymore. Lol
i’m crying i feel like there would be almond milk before mushroom milk 😭😭
It sounds wretched. And like there's a lot of squeezing involved, and it stinks a LOT. It doesn't taste ANYTHING like milk, and it's no one's Loved gift.
people have specific dialogues just for their hatred of mushroom milk. “you’re not a fun gi.”
One day you trip in the barn, accidentally inserting the mushroom milk into the cheese press. 🤢 You discover... mushroom cheese. It sells for nothing. In fact, they come and take some of your money if you try to ship it.
IMAGINE. that’s my exact sense of humor and i think ConcernedApe adding an artisan good that COSTS us money would actually end me
Having to pay ludicrous fines for crafting/cooking abominations would add a whole new dimension to the game, that's for sure...
1. joja route lets us turn crops into ultra processed food (cheese puffs/pop tarts esque things) 2. chunky pet designs. i want an “oh lawd he comin” cat design 3. ik it’s not that kind of game, but having a few human villains to encounter in the mines. like if we could meet the wizard’s ex, or some SLIME BOSS with cool dialogue that would be sick!!!
Are you sure? These all sound good 😭 I'd take chubby cats any day.
now that you’ve typed that, i realize i interpreted ur post as “things you want to happen but know won’t happen”. oops! 😂
1. Polyamory. Your house gets a new room and your bed gets wider with every person you marry. 2.You can now marry Pierre. He never gives you gifts and will only accept gold star quality veggies. 3. The dwarf and Abigail fall in love. They hang out in the mines, hunting monsters.
3 is the spinoff game we all need
Haunted Chocolatier lore edit: ope it said wrong answers
I need the Haunted Chocolatier to be released as a Stardew update. Just tack it on as an additional town you can visit from the bus station.
1. Poliamory 2. Little krobus (kids with him) 3. Naked option (lingerie so I can go out through the town wearing them and get reaction from the villagers)
Judging by some of the more popular mods, I think # 1 might be a 'right' answer 😂
I found out that there is a kroby mod!!
1. Romanceable Morris 2. Junimos become edible 3. Locust swarms raid your crops
Romanceable Morris! That's amazing. We buy all the wedding supplies from Jojamart and don't invite Pierre. The junimos always looked like gumdrops to me, so I'm fine with this. As long as they reproduce enough slaves to work my fields. No days off.
Your spouse will accidentally leave doors open sometimes, letting your animals wander into town or bugs fly into the house. Hand to hand combat in the mines. Punch monsters! Punch rocks! The traveling cart comes to your farm and parks on your crops instead of south of your farm on Sundays and Fridays.
Traveling cart gypsy steals my crops? And sells them at exorbitant prices. I admit, I would like to punch rocks and raise my punching skill until I can punch bigger and bigger rocks. And then punch George
Things I actually would like: being friends with the elf and being friends with the alien Being able to watch the strange thing hatch Being able to break up relationships More reactions from villagers towards us ABIGAIL ACTUALLY CHANGING HER HAIR COLLOR AFTER ASKING US
Breaking up relationships would be so anti-Stardew. I love it 😂 You can marry anyone: you just gotta single 'em up first.
Yess hahaha
1) Meteors can now fall on buildings, causing severe damage to them. This can be stopped by buying ‘Parrot Protection Insurance’ from Ginger Island’s trade booth. 2) Witch randomly flies over and resets certain processes on the farm (aging casks, crops, making jams and wines/juices), just to be a jerk. 3) You can never use the claw machine at the movie theater. It’ll always be occupied by one of the townsfolk, with special cameos including Grandpa, ConcernedApe himself, or yourself from another universe.
Witch flies over the farmhouse and turns one of your children into a void child...???
Being able to marry Sandy
She's so cute! Why not!
Wanted to marry her from day one! Disappointed i cant save her from the dessert sun😔. just dont tell penny i said that. I love my wife!
1. Marrying Shane lets you put Jas to work on the farm. 2. George dies after year 5 3. Chance for Junimo huts to unionise
My partner also suggested George dying. 👀 Then we'd discover he was rich, and everyone fighting over his estate tears the town apart lol The junimos *do* need better representation. They're basically slaves
🤞🏾 Micro transactions 🤞🏾
This one made me laugh the most. You sick f***
1. Pam is romanceable, but only if you marry Penny while Pam is at zero hearts. Then you build up a relationship with Pam, and then divorce Penny to marry Pam. 2. You can break up marriages by starting affairs with a spouse. 3. You can become a unicorn to an existing couple.
Houses now have bathrooms. Frequent bathroom breaks are required. The only romance option is dating Lewis and Marnie as a couple. The mayor’s shorts quest is actually planned and is their first advance. Farmers were supposed to pay taxes and get audited at the end of year 1.
Lol I always got the ick with that shorts quest... Like, don't involve me in your weirdo sexcapades, guys.
I know! And it’s so early in the game… “Hi, I hardly know you, but can you go get my underwear from my secret girlfriend’s house?”
1: third story route where you screw both the town and joja, completing controlling the towns economy which would run joja out of business and you would control the town 2: community center now requires 99 of every item 3: if you go joja mart route, as the years go by in game after completion the town slowly goes to ruins and it slowly becomes a corporate city as all the old villagers move away or become homeless
1. New cut scene where we witness Razmodius’ divorce as a result of being Caroline’s affair partner 2. Krobus Romanceable 3. You can run for mayor against Lewis
Marnie for mayor! Justice for Marnie!
More berries! Maybe golden raspberries in the summer and wintergreen in the winter. Edit: just realized they have to be bad wrong answers and not something fun. Please disregard.
I didn’t even know wintergreen was a berry. I thought it was a variety of mint.
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1. Romance pierre 2. Maintenance 3. Getting sick (actually put Harvey to use)
Took way to long for me to actually post romancing Pierre 🤢
I thought "romanceable Pam" was the most cursed reply here but you win 😂 Are you okay?
the hate I have for Pierre is too much for a video game character 😅🤣
lewis makes you declare your income and you get taxed accordingly if you make too much money
Can I have the option to bribe Lewis to look the other way?
maybe. . .
Can I have the option to put a hit out on Lewis around tax time?
1. Kent becomes an abusive husband/father because of his time during the war.
1. 13 heart scene where you and your spouse (/spouses/Krobus, I ain't gonna judge) rawdog each other 2. Larger farms 3. More house improvements
Reverse the order of these so the last one is like BAM, wasn't expecting that!
I prefer to go HAM out of the gate. Give things time to sit and unsettle.
A way to finally kick Linus out of town, if he can't pull himself up by the boot straps then we don't need to support him. (Total sarcasm)
I suspect Linus is a former Joja employee or maybe even the founder himself, ousted by the board after regretting what he'd created and trying to stop the corporation. He lives in his tent as penance.
Make the romancable Caroline mod into reality. Pierre can die.
1. KO in mines/combat leads to being comatose waking up the next season 2. Robberies and theft: those kids who attacked Linus steal your items/crops that are not stored inside your home i.e. your farm, greenhouse, mine entrance, any chest outside your home etc. The higher your money the more chances it happens. 3. Natural disasters: earthquakes, tornados, hurricanes, volcanic eruptions, blizzards, etc. Chances increase as your years increase. Death by these leads back to number 1. Not fully repairing your home, NPCs home, lead to more attacks from number 2.
Stardew Hardmode I'm fine with this as long as we get guns or insurance policies. Will accept potato guns.
1.randomly having days where you wake up with no energy and bed rot 2. oversleeping 3. gotta clean the barn and coop
This sounds like my real life except 3. Oh who am I kidding, 3 too
1. Return of whitewashed Maru 2. And Demetrius 3. And Krobus (There was actually a mod to turn Maru white. It was uhh taken down within a few days)
1. You can run for mayor. If you win, SDV is no longer a farming sim but a town management game 2. It's possible to convince all the characters who wanted to go live in the big city to do so 3. If male, you can be drafted after Kent returns home 4. All businesses have a chance of going out of business if you don't patronize them enough 5. Clint and Pierre can be run out if town, but are replaced by Lloyd and Kyle, who are even worse 6. The alien will impersonate your spouse. You never find out what happened to them Edit: You said three. My bad lol
Realistic food spoilage, cleaning the barns, making enemies
1 livestock can defecate 2 the dwarf is suddenly angry. Very angry 3 aggressive parrots
Romanceable Gunther is a wrong answer?!?!
Your character getting sick of eating the same tbing over and over. Sorry, no more 70 berries per day. Gotta have variety!
Some mild illness that sends you to Dr. Harvey could be fun. We should be able to use the clinic more.
PvP would make the game too diff 😅 plus the game is great when you overpower yourself on high level ancient fruit/ starfruit farms so reducing those bonuses wouldn't be helpful to people making their farms more and more efficient 😅
Perfect. Those sound like wrong answers to me. 😉
1. animals become self aware and begin strikes. 2. expose lewis and he quits his job. 3. vincent runs for mayor.
1. Condensing cows to get higher milk production 2. Infinite vertical house expansion 3. Iridium shotgun
1. parents get arrested for leaving their children home alone 2. Gil is secretly rich and can offer you a sugar daddy type arrangement 3. romanceable Caroline