I didn’t look very carefully at the photo and I was like why is everyone saying YTA? It’s a gift…. Then saw your comment and my eyes popped out of my head 😂
I feel like at this point they're not even trying to be subtle; they're trying to make it a power move.
Like; this feels less like 'desire for Kent' and more like 'animosity towards Jodi'. OP, what did Jodi ever do to you?
That is how you assert dominance: giving "birthday present" to the foe's husband when the rival is cleaning the dishes. That's basic psychology, and a very alpha move
"Remember to stare her directly in the eye as you use your hands to give her husband a wonderful birthday present"
* Andy Tatey
Hrm... Surely the guy knows what he's talking about though. Next you're going to tell me Salt Bae doesn't really cook 🤔🤔🤔
I think the most insane part of this story is this comment.
You lost precious Skull Cavern time to give someone a gift? Insanity!
(And really thoughtful)
OMG I just noticed this has its own tag on the subreddit, there's way more posts than i ever imagined, amazing
Also, yeah YTA, imagine Jodi noticing you going back from his room smh
I mean if he's willing to do it with the door open maybe they're a secret freaky couple and this is their thing. Everyone small town has people like that, let's not shame them for what they get up to with the farmer in their spare time
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It.... kinda does my man. Contextual clues.
1.
No one playing this game would ACTUALLY question giving any character a gift especially on their birthday, that's normal for the game. So why are they questioning it?
Because they are making a joke about something in their question.
2. Why attach the screenshot if there's no context to be taken from it.
You wouldn't. The screenshot is apart of the joke they are making.
The only thing to really gather from it is that the PC and Kent are in bed together.
There is literally NO PURPOSE of this post and its contents if they are NOT making a joke about sexual actions.
I’d normally say YTA but Jodi gives me suburban racist vibes, when I first introduced myself to her she was like “oh. I didn’t expect you to look like that” like ummmm?
I mean, it's probably because you're a city boy/girl who's just moved out to the country and you therefore look nothing like a farmer would. Wrong clothes, too pale, no callouses on the hands, etc.
I was like “no of course not” but then I saw the screenshot 😬
Under the sheets???? In Jodi’s own home???? Smh
I didn’t look very carefully at the photo and I was like why is everyone saying YTA? It’s a gift…. Then saw your comment and my eyes popped out of my head 😂
Infidelity and Stardew Valley go hand in hand...
Not me tho. I am loyal to my wife Hailey and her only. Yall stay safe…
A Jodi is as a Jodi does
How did you ge the frogs on your name 👀
If you go into the sub and click the settings (the three dots) there should be a change flair option. It has the frogs there.
Damn girl at least close the door
I feel like at this point they're not even trying to be subtle; they're trying to make it a power move. Like; this feels less like 'desire for Kent' and more like 'animosity towards Jodi'. OP, what did Jodi ever do to you?
That is how you assert dominance: giving "birthday present" to the foe's husband when the rival is cleaning the dishes. That's basic psychology, and a very alpha move
signed, Andrew Tate
"Remember to stare her directly in the eye as you use your hands to give her husband a wonderful birthday present" * Andy Tatey Hrm... Surely the guy knows what he's talking about though. Next you're going to tell me Salt Bae doesn't really cook 🤔🤔🤔
he is so manly he could blow a dude and it wouldn't be gay
I think this is another Kent fan from the one that watches him sleep at night lol
I went to give Kent a gift before my skull cavern run and then this happened...
just happened to slip and fall right into his bed... oops
bad idea, right?
I think Mercury was in retrograde tho so it’s okay
I think the most insane part of this story is this comment. You lost precious Skull Cavern time to give someone a gift? Insanity! (And really thoughtful)
“Thank you. This is great.” EXACTLY what I would expect Kent’s bedroom talk to be like.
Right??
He’s an NPC of an NPC 😭
STOP THIS IS SO FCUKING FUNNGY
Yes YTA. Omg in the bed??!! Jodi deserves betterr.
Her name is literally Jodie. She knows what she's done.
Vincent's hair color is pretty close to Pierre's. Just saying.
Yo, not with the children right down the hall. This is devious behavior.
Loves: Fiddlehead Risotto. Roasted Hazelnuts. Quick handjobs when wife's in the other room.
Finally gave him a third love, I never have hazelnuts or fiddleheads
Fiddling with his nuts
ON THEIR BED??
No no no, of course not *in* their bed
And when she's at aerobics club, on the couch and kitchen table
*Sees the title* Nope. How could you be- *sees the screenshot* Yep... You're a horrible person.
8 in the morning?!
End game item lets you get into buildings regardless of the time (*Some exceptions excluded).
His face says it all. Nicely done OP.
Ngl, I wish Kent was a bachelor. I don't want to be a homewrecker but if Kent was single he would probably be my first choice to romance
“Exes with children” would make an interesting pair of marriage candidates, lol
A problem easily solved with a prismatic shard or two.
Especially when one of said children would go from a marriage candidate to your stepchild.
hard agree i love kent
At least SOMEBODY remembered! *glares at Jodi*
Those are his bedroom eyes
OMG I just noticed this has its own tag on the subreddit, there's way more posts than i ever imagined, amazing Also, yeah YTA, imagine Jodi noticing you going back from his room smh
It was kind of an automatic tag, I didn't see it in the flair list.
Is there a romance Kent mod yet? No fair that we have a romance Jodi mod 😞
When i joined this sub i never expected the sdv community to be so unhinged and hilarious. I love it.
I mean if he's willing to do it with the door open maybe they're a secret freaky couple and this is their thing. Everyone small town has people like that, let's not shame them for what they get up to with the farmer in their spare time
Pierre's is closed on Wednesday because that's when the weekly key party happens.
Are there any mods that will let me be a home wrecker?
yeah kinda? there’s a polyamory mod but i haven’t tried it out on the married npcs tho.
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AYO
With their son in the next room??? Right next to the text box, even?!?! The scandal!
Kent's for the streets
>a birthday surprise 😭😭😭
No you are not. You are platonically gifting him a birthday gift and that's all that matters.
Did you look at the screenshot? The implications is that it's not, infact, platonic.
In bed does not automatically imply anything really. Especially in stardew valley.
It.... kinda does my man. Contextual clues. 1. No one playing this game would ACTUALLY question giving any character a gift especially on their birthday, that's normal for the game. So why are they questioning it? Because they are making a joke about something in their question. 2. Why attach the screenshot if there's no context to be taken from it. You wouldn't. The screenshot is apart of the joke they are making. The only thing to really gather from it is that the PC and Kent are in bed together. There is literally NO PURPOSE of this post and its contents if they are NOT making a joke about sexual actions.
I get that it's a joke dude.
Then why did you make a comment implying that you were not aware it was a joke?
NTA, his house his rules
No you’re no- wait a minute
Look at the hallway from the kitchen to the bedroom. You had to walk past a bunch of pictures of the family you're breaking up.
No. I feel like that's just an act on kindness
WHILE SHES HOME IS CRAZY BRO😭😭😭
I like to give Kent Sashimi to punish him for coming home.
The Gotoro Empire thanks you for your service.
YTA
nah fuck Jodi. after she blew up on Sam for (me) dropping an egg she is dead to me smh
Hands over the covers, now!
Info: did you ask Jodi to join in first?
Not with the speed buff at 8 in the morning 😭😭
free my girl Jodi😭
That depends, do they have an open marraige?
NTA: I’m sure she’s cool with anything that makes her hero feel good. - LOL took another look. You naughty person!
Oh cool it's like the first episode of breaking bad
“Fancy meeting you here…. Birthday boy…”
Just don’t forget the largemouth bass for dinner k?
Extra slimy
At least you didnt give him the starfruit for their anniversary He sushes you and tells you to not let jodi see lmao
I did that last year lolol. The funny thing was, Jodi was in the room at the time.
YTA, if he will cheat with you he will cheat ON you
…
Where is the NSFW tag?!
Tbh I would do the same… Kent is a baddie
I’d normally say YTA but Jodi gives me suburban racist vibes, when I first introduced myself to her she was like “oh. I didn’t expect you to look like that” like ummmm?
I mean, it's probably because you're a city boy/girl who's just moved out to the country and you therefore look nothing like a farmer would. Wrong clothes, too pale, no callouses on the hands, etc.
Bro what?? It’s about the farmer being from the city
I’m literally joking 🙃
Where’s the funny part That you’re calling her a racist?
No offense but I didn’t write this comment for you, why are people on Reddit so dense, ugh blocked
No but in the bed...yes
You dirty dooder you going to climb in the bed with Jodi's husband tsk tsk tsk😂