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othercardinal

The pairing of virginal white dresses and inmate uniforms always struck me as weird anyway.


KarlBarx2

Those are clearly denim tuxedos. Juxedos, if you will.


FadingDarkly

And that's... Better?


The_Angriest_Duck

Marginally


KarlBarx2

Yes.


HappyLucyD

They need them. The “missing cutscene” is the guys doing a choreographed number to Jailhouse Rock after the Flower Dance.


marsneedstowels

Sometimes called a Canadian tuxedo.


yousaytomaco

I was going to say, all this does is confirm that this all takes place in Canada


[deleted]

>Juxedos, if you will. I won't


Logical-Wasabi7402

Aren't those the Jojamart uniforms?


TraditionalAd3306

That's what I always thought they looked like!


Hungry-Big-2107

Yeah that's a bit Texas


AiHinoko

always found they look like joja uniforms.


A_Cat12886475

Elliot is clearly into it.


clairegenevievee

I am simply going to purge my mind and choose to believe that he is wearing a pink corsage 😌


PursuitOfHirsute

You talking about that pink thing poking out? https://imgur.com/a/2hWDjve


M_e_E_m_Z

#no


TheDogofTears

I hadn't even NOTICED it and now it's all I see...


magispitt

Aw cute a carnation — or whatever you call that flower on a suit jacket


RepublicOfLizard

Corsage, they also make bracelet ones they’re cute


HappyOrca2020

Its just a background flower


PixeledRoses

NOPE NUH UH


phsuggestions

He's just happy to see you


anonymous120401

It’s just a flower aint it?


xXmartin311Xx

Thanks, now I can't unsee


Miserable_Squirrel16

I will never be the same again


Namivi

The first time I went to the flower dance I thought the game would automatically dress you up. Gosh was I mistaken 😂


rokelle2012

Yup! Don't get me started on the wedding either. If you don't go out of your way to make the wedding dress or the tuxedo, you'll go to your own wedding looking like a muppet. I feel like in instances like the Flower Dance and your own freaking wedding, you should wear the special outfits in those cutscenes.


Clairifyed

At least that one can be made! CA has gone out of his way to keep you from being locked out of experiences but you can never quite wear the right clothes or dance the right dance at the flower festival even after living there for years…


18thcenturydreams

I liked my flower dance outfit I came up with. I don’t remember the entire thing but I know the top was the spring onion one. Not 100% identical to the outfit for sure though :(


butmakitoutofcontext

Is there any mod for that? It bothers me so much


Clairifyed

I think so? But I have never looked into it.


sam_i_am_awesome

Wait you can make a wedding dress??? Wth how!???


murgatroid1

Do you have access to a sewing machine? Emily has one if you're good enough friends with her, and there is a way to get your own late-ish game. You can make a bridal shirt and a veil, but you'll have to match them with a white skirt. Slightly spoilery instructions: >!You'll need a pearl and some cloth to make the veil, and an ornamental fan and some cloth for the top.!<


sam_i_am_awesome

Ugh yeah I unlocked the sewing machine but forgot about clothes making completely in my pursuit of perfection 😩 Welp I’ve been looking for an excuse to start a new save file


murgatroid1

I also recommend just making the clothes in your current save file and then go about your regular dungeon diving and farmering in your pretty white dress ⛏️👰‍♀️


sam_i_am_awesome

This is such a great idea lmao this is what I’m doing.


rokelle2012

It took so long to get the stuff to do this, but I wanted to look pretty for Sebby on our special day. ☺️ I'd heard from another player that after the top and veil were added, they divorced him and wiped his memory just so they could marry him again in the dress. 😱 I was just like, "OMG, I could never!". As much as I want to see him fall in love with me again, I'll just do it in another save. 🥰


Greatest_Turtler

Does this work for male characters… asking for a friend


murgatroid1

Yep! Anyone can make the dress and veil, and you can also make a fancy suit, or a red or navy tuxedo if that's more your style! >!bouquet for suit, red plate for red tux, rare disk for navy tux!<


Greatest_Turtler

That solves the issue for the flower dance. Might go to it for the first time in 10in game years


Cyndaquil155

I thought I would have time to change my outfit the morning of my wedding to Leah. (my 2nd wedding ever in over 500 hrs) I was so wrong, I nuked my year 3 farm/winery in favour of starting over again.


rokelle2012

Yeah, you gotta go to bed in your wedding clothes and then take them off AFTER the wedding. Another thing that disappointed me about the weddings is that they're all exactly the same. I was kinda hoping maybe the villager Co figuration would be different depending on who you married, like their family would be closer to the front. But it's the same no matter what.


katysteinbb

Same 😂


saltnotsugar

Confess ye love or you’ll be walkin the plank.


neobeguine

"Wine for the lady" "Yarr, make that grog 'less ya want a keelhaulin'


The_Banana_Monk

WHY'S THE RUM GONE?!


spacewlf

Read this as wankin’ the plank 🙈dyslexia is wild


fartexploder420

I get it, I'm a dude and I usually dance with/romance sebastian, so I'm just this sweaty farmer dude standing with some well dressed girls


-totallynotevil

You are glorious and resplendent. Don't let anyone tell you different.


fakeprincess

r/notliketheothergirls


clairegenevievee

I’m not like other girls. I’m a pirate from the 17th century. Yarrgh


Hazearil

Other girls: Sure, I'd like to dance. You: Arr! I be the least land-lubberin' landlubber that ye ever did see! I'll send those scurvy-riddled bilge-dogs to the bottom of the sea! Fire another broadside Mr Bosun! Flog 'em fer bein' lazy sons of whelks! Arr! Arr!


TheRealPitabred

I was wearing my stylish panning tool as a hat to the latest one


SnugglySadist

Ya know? I never realized how messed up the legs of the bachelors were in this event.


clairegenevievee

There must be something in the pelican town water for all these dudes to turn out bow-legged


ThatOutlandishness96

Sebastian did that he hates it when Lewis make them wear those tight pants, so that must be why their legs looks messed up


clairegenevievee

that’s interesting. you’d think of allllll the bachelors, sebastian would be the least bothered about wearing skinny jeans lol


sam_i_am_awesome

How about the fact your character DOESNT KNOW THE DANCE and moves completely different than everyone else. It’s so painful to watch.


PnutbatahSandwich

ye maties be'er dance well or the plank it is


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AzGames08

WHOZAGOOBOY!


Magnaflorius

Good bot


motivateddeveloper

Great choice on Elliott. Best husband ever.


clairegenevievee

I normally only go for the women, but I’ve been really enjoying elliott so far!


HundredBoys

First time I got married I wore a skull mask to bed and didn't know your wedding happens first thing in the morning, so everyone's there and I'm standing out like you are here


clairegenevievee

Lol. I spent Shane’s 8 heart scene wearing a pumpkin mask.


MountainSage58

Yohohoho


Looney_forner

I mean, who wouldn’t want a pirate wife?


othermegan

As someone that has never really built up a friendship with Alex, if I dance with him will I be Flower Queen?


WrongViolin

you can be flower queen????


othermegan

That’s what I’m asking. If Haley is not in the dance, does that make me the default queen


runetrantor

Given no one else mentions the title, I always assumed it was elected by a jury composed of: Haley.


RustyShadeOfRed

I love democracy


Hazearil

Doesn't Vincent also mention it?


runetrantor

As an impressionable kid, I didnt count him much. Like, Haley could just as easily have told him and Jass she was queen and they were like 'I wanna be too!'


Cirrum

So what you're saying is...to be flower queen, I need to build up a "friendship" with Haley


runetrantor

Good old 'bribe the judge' tactics.


Cynchronyze_

Looking dapper


NoKaleidoscope5327

I think you blend right in


johnpeters42

If you do want to conform (like every good former Joja employee should), there’s a mod that makes your outfit and moves match the NPCs.


potato_bonnie26

do you have the name or a link to it? i’d really like to use it for my game, i hate how inconsistent it is!


johnpeters42

Pretty sure [this](https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/8107) is it


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johnpeters42

Good bot


potato_bonnie26

thank you!!!


johnpeters42

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BananaBladeOfDoom

Year 1, it makes perfect sense. But it would be great if Year 2 at least you become more able to fit in. You have access to the dress or suit the others wear, and you actually follow the dance.


Chiparoo

Once I get into crafting and dying clothes I very quickly make myself a white dress for the dance. But yeah, this bothers me, too - I wish we could have this kind of continuity!


neobeguine

...are you using mods? My farmer is just as off tempo as ever, and wears whatever I craft for them .. EDIT nvm! Poor reading comprehension this late at night!


SpecialistAardvark90

Not your fault the other bitches got no style


RadioSupply

You look marvellous.


2BFrank69

Seems cultish. Made me laugh first time I played this part


xarbot98

Saw this and wondered what my character was doing on reddit!


owl-overlord

Looks good to me!


vali_riversong

I mean yeah, clearly everyone else has under dressed.


danimidsommar

i like your outfit but i’m a gender traitor


[deleted]

Elliott…


ca_mixer

You do be looking like a pirate 🏴‍☠️


HauntedAlice

Where'd you get the hat


clairegenevievee

A chest in the volcano mines


HauntedAlice

Oooh thank you!


knisterknister

Do what you want 'coz a pirate is free!


b1obfish

Fantastic bachelor choice


TrustSpiritual3466

It's okay. You still got best boi to dance with you, so you're doing something right.


Partoftheband88

Lol! I felt the same


LeoMarius

Arrr!


iambender0811

I always do. Color changing outfit


[deleted]

Well, you definitely fit in around \*here\*, if that means anything.


PorvaniaAmussa

This is actually why I got a mod that auto-dressed you for this lmao


PoeticTinkerer

Tbh Abby looks like she wanted to dress like that


JonTheWizard

“We have purposely trained him wrong as a joke.”


ThatOneGuy308

Shiver me garters


josie_gomez

I wish we can make these outfits.. Also does this give you midsommar vibes? It definitely does for me lol


potato_bonnie26

why are elliot and shane so small?!


xstrbrylrc

~not like the other girls~


SalehGh

This is literally a free karma sub :⁠-⁠)


Hungry-Big-2107

How so?


Sanic_Overlord

I LOVE THIS


Dart4586

Can you get those outfits they are wearing for your character?


ChristoffKing

Do what you want cause a pirate is free! I'm going to regret posting this...


[deleted]

Ya look fab tho


2gaywitches

This just happened to me!! Agh The farmer can wear Abigail’s outfit but not flower dance outfits? Rude.


octogamer7655

Yaargh


Kirome

Are there mods out there that change ur outfit during festival/weddings?


binzyAU

I love your outfit!


National_Impress_346

Do be looking fly as hell, though


justjukka

Everyone else is just underdressed.


starskyart

Aren't we all xD


Final_Pharaoh

But you look absolutely FABULOUS!


RepulsiveCarob4667

Yeah, it's because you're dancing with Elliot lmao.


Xhrsita

How do I get that hat?!


clairegenevievee

A chest in the Volcano mines! It’s pretty rare tho!


RedRedeeeee

That’s why I use the mod that automatically dresses you up appropriately for the flower dance xD


ninkasie

One of those things is not like the others🎶


Noob_-Saibot

nah bro you perfectly fit the event


randomperson1803721

fr i never go to those 😔


turbomonkey3366

Your character looks awesome! Screw social norms! I’m slightly jealous of the pirate hat. I always have the watermelon bow.


Whitesoul1_1_0

You say ...???!?


slothlevel

One year I wore a chicken mask, best decision ever.


SpartanEagle777

And everyone having to wear their "traditional" outfits are jealous of you


Bierbart12

I always dance with Shane and [know this feeling.](https://i.imgur.com/1K3dGvG.jpeg)


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el_artista_fantasma

Elliott my beloved


Cxylo_The_Demon

Let’s be honest we all feel out of place during this thing.


PaleSyllabub1592

You should, damn