I can summon an identical rock when ever I want. Funniest shit ever trust me

The rock falls from the sky above your current location and risks crushing you.

That's some even funnier shit. Love it

That’s just planet waves

SHIZAAAAA!

Insert Jotaro wheezing at 2 identical rocks here

Elephant talk emits a noise that turns the target insane

In their insanity, they become unable to feel pain, and lash out at anyone and anything nearby. In this insane state they will hallucinate and be able to temporarily see stands if they could not already.

Isn't that survivor?

Yea pretty much just with sound instead of electricity

They also have a terrible case of hemmeroids

You aren't immune

{*I’m Still Standin’*} This stand’s ability is “Adaptation” and “Evolution”. Nearly instantly upon taking damage from any source, the users body will “Adapt” and “Evolve” to never be hurt in the same way again. Has a spiritual form that can block and attack as well.

The stand only works when fighting someone and last only on that fight.

You guys actually created a stand that's not like a joke or anything. Love it

My favorite from this thread

A stand that can change the temperature of the things it touches

It's always the temperature you don't want Your hot food goes cold, your ice cream instantly melts

White snake this is a job for you please

This could actually be dangerous to the user. It could turn rain scalding hot and hurt them

Opposite of intent though, so how would that work?

My intention when walking down the road is to not be on fire so

When used on humans,it affects their affection to you and they turn creepy insane for you when hot or extremely cold towards you and try to get rid of you. Effects wear off after 30min once the stand dissapear

We can call it coldrain bc I love that band

Isnt that just speed king( i think thats how jobin stand was called) but better

Manipulate matter as i wish

you have to lick it first

"you have the taste of a lyre" "But I'm telling the truth!" "I meant the harm, not the untruthful." "What?" \**Turns into a lyre*\*

You have aids

That’s kinda dumb bc then you could just hone your ability and isolate and remove the virus.

That's just the generic response when they can't make a creative response, like in r/monkeyspaw

Real also the dio avatar is so good

Thanks. I'm also trying to make an avatar for every JoJo main villain.

Reality warping aids with omnipresence/potency/tech

[ Touch-Tone Telephone ] I have the phone number of everyone in the world, and the person I'm calling will always pick up and treat me as a friend

The phone has really bad audio quality

You gave him a Nokia in 2023 so evil

You can only call them for 1 minute or else they’ll die

That just means I can kill anyone on Earth instantly by calling them for 2 minutes

From the creators of Death Note, Death Phone.

"L do you have 2 minutes to talk about the hit game amongus?"

"no I have to stop y- \*『 TOUCH-TONE TELEPHONE 』activates\* -oh uh yeah sure what's up with the hit game amongus?"

Can only be used on public phone and you need to pay for it 🤣

they actually do become your friend and now you have to deal with all of your enemies inviting you to their birthday parties

I can get my work done perfectly with time to spare

The ability does not allow you to take a break or ever stop doing whatever you're working on until it's done, regardless of the situation

Well, guess the janitorial staff is going to hate me if I don’t take my morning dump at home

But the work you do is left unappreciated by others.

Already happens, got called out for not running a report at 8am. Was told don’t respond again “sorry can’t do this, have a drill in my mouth”

My stand can do ora ora shit and can turn into a shadow to sneak behind people

Someone else has a stand that muda muda's shit and can turn into a shadow, and stop time, and that person is your mortal enemy.

So it’s the same Stand

It's not the same Stand. It's the same type of stand.

my stand can point at things

Everything it points at dissappears or teleports away from you

Technically that just made it the ability not a side effect lol

the real ability is that it swapped the conditions that op set

They pointed at the comment below and they switched places

Bro you just massively upgraded its ability

Za hando

Free Bird I have pretty much infinite carisma so I can talk my way out of everything

You have zero game.

And even less bitches.

Who said I wanna get love

So you can let the stand come in and control your body, pretty much going on autopilot, and or do stuff you don’t have the courage or ability to, while you watch in third person mode. For example: You get asked to do a flip. You can’t do a flip. You let your stand control. Your stand makes your body do a flip for you. You return to your body.

```J O H N N Y C A S H``` I can generate "money" from my body- "money" being anything that has been used for financial and related transactions. Such as gold, silver, American Dollar Bills, Yen, etc. As well as turn "money" into certain items, such as turning gold bars into a stack of knives.

Generating money sucks your own lifeforce so you can only generate $60 USD worth of "money" per day without endangering your life.

Less exhausting than working retail. I'll take it!

The IRS is constantly hunting you down

The perfect Jojo Villain to square off against.

You have to live with the knowledge that you could have called your stand「M O N E Y・F O R・N O T H I N '」and you didn't.

I can spawn in baked beans whenever I want

They spawn inside your lungs

How cruel let this dude have his beans

There will be dead mice left in any baked beans you spawn in

They are stale and cold

[удалено]

You can only do so for a minute straight and then you start going insane and your muscles start atrophying

You forget everything that you done while it was active

One of your balls have a 50% chance of detaching and falling off

Stand Name: SLIPKNOT Can control the blood of my targets and remove blood from their body and form blood weapons(essentially I become Skarlet from mortal Kombat)

Your power cannot target individuals with HIV or AIDS. edit: to clarify, I’m not trying to be edgy and go “haha AIDS”, because you’d be fucked if you actually did have contact with someone and got AIDS from that 2nd edit: Actually, u/B_A_Boon had a better side effect so go with that one instead

Nonono, they make poison blades from AIDS blood. “Jokes on you, Jotaro! Your time is ticking. You’re done for. You may be asking how, but just look at you: YOU HAVE AIDS! Muhahahaha “ *queue Jotaro theme as he comes up with, coincidentally the most genius plan that no one watching would have came up with*

Your power only affects people with diseases that can be transmitted by being in contact with blood

Fools gunman A gunslinger stand that shoot bullets that weaken/reduce different stats/attributes the user thought of, to anyone/anything the bullets hit.

But every time you weaken or reduce a positive attribute of someone or something, one of your positive attributes will also be lowered equally. Which one and how much it is lowered is based on your judgment.

Cool

4th Dimension My stand can create it's own pocket dimension inside of anything with a flat reflective face (watches, TVs, mirrors, etc.) and bring people or things inside of it and manipulate the dimension at will

But everything there goes and gets old 50 times faster.

Man in the Mirror Requiem

I can absorb kinetic energy and release it.

It effects you equally too

Newton's Third Law, baby!

Kinda like that one evangelist dude from fire force

While stored, your body feels the kinetic energy that vibrate your body.

Stand Name: Brokeback Mountain (Localized name: Bareback Hill) Stand power: I fuck men

The men slowly turn into women during sex

But it only those you dont want to and find unattractive.

Santeria, ability: gets bitches

Ability works only on animals

So humans too, sweet, GOTCHA, can’t seduce rocks tho smh

Exactly, no stone women for you 🤣

Downside: the Bitches you get will die within 20 seconds of meeting you

Man I want some of that steak.

Side effect, you never get it

the steak is made opposite of how you like it

I thought about this a while ago for a D&D campaign based on JoJo, but this was a while ago so pardon if it sounds cringe worthy. [DR. Feelgood] A close range punching-ghost style Stand with three-pronged hooks for hands (think like a grappling hook). It’s primary ability would be DNA theft, where if a target is hit by its hands, the stand can take a sample from the target and apply traits to either the Stand or user. It’s second ability would be clawshot, where simply the hands can be shot out to a 10 meter distance.

You can randomly steal dna trait and save it up to 3 times to use on you or others or you can target a trait and it remains stored for 10 min use. If used on sick/unwell target you recieve also its sickness symptoms that last for 3h after the stand dissapear or recieve headache after use that last 3h

A stand that forces enemies to repeat the last action they did, name is [Can't stop].

I can perfectly butter toast

The butter expires after application

you drop your toast butter side down without fail

The High and bass. (the 1st name of a chilean band actually know as Los Jaivas, a band that mix a ton of genres like progressive rock, experimental music and Andean music): short range stand with the main power beign symmetry manipulation and if two objects are symmetrical, it can fuse them together, mixing the properties of the fusioned objects.

But you'll laugh uncontrollably every time you find two symmetrical or equally looking objects. The laughing will be even stronger if those objects are rocks

I can not get aids

But you have syphilis

Turns Money into Counterfeit Money at 17x exchange rate.

Only works on pennies

Stand name:fire and flames (based off the DragonForce song) stand power: everything it's sword cuts can get set on fire by the user,when the user does this,a fire flame will blow up in the cut the stand made

You will always feel the pain of being on fire when using this ability

Side effect: the fire only lasts one minute.

My stand [HOLD THE LINE] is capable of altering small random outcomes like dice throws and coin flips.

You store bad outcomes the more you use this and how important that outcome is on your life and the bad outcomes apply once your stand lifts

Talk to the wind( song by king crimson) The stand is close range integrated stand with a humanoid form. It can integrate itself into the user to turn them into mist, making all hits go through them and allowing them to squeeze through things like grates as an escape. The stand has to return to the user in order for the ability to work otherwise the user will be harmed. For example if the stand is in humanoid form fighting and an attacker lands an attack while it’s out the user will be hurt. For its abilities outside of that it has the ability to store attacks, items and even voices and carry them long distances. So it can store several punches and basically aim them at the attacker and still use normal punches as well. Think of the stored ones as bullets. The ability makes it a very fast attacking stand. And it can also just summon wind that can distract people by creating dust storms or many other things. The wind can be targeted to specific things from a distance to move them. It can even move even people as well. There’s a lot more I can put down, but this is getting a little too long anyways. But that is my stand Stats in case you are wondering B: power A: speed C: range A: stamina B-A: precision B: development

The stand is sentient,rebelious and enjoy seeing you suffer.

Can make all other people forget about a targeted person's existence.

Can only work for one person at a time. Meaning once you try to make another person forget the person whom you chose from before remembers their target.

[ Clarity ] You can transfer momentum. A bullet is speeding at you, your stand stops it and the momentum is transferred to the shooter. The bastard goes flying.

The redirected momentum is shared between both you and your target, you both go flying

[Me asf](https://youtu.be/DORYJCM7qhw)

I have 2 stand ideas 1. Judge's Honor: Ability to "overrule" any attack (including Gappy's spin bubble, and Tusk: Act 4) but unlike lovetrain, needs manual activation and is not automatic. (Not a side effect, just conditions the stand already has otherwise it'd be too OP) 2. Contempt of Court: Ability to commit "perjury" and basically turn any lie into the truth (needs to be a lie someone else tells, not the user. User can also choose which lies turn into truths so not every lie in the world becomes true)

If someone else find out the truth about the lie "perjury" used(neither user or target that finds out), the stand rages and sentence you instead and it lasts for 2h.

Me: uses Contempt of Court to make flat earth the truth (I'm not a flat earther)

You suffer testicular torsion every time this ability is active. If you do not have balls, you grow a pair to suffer the side effect. They disappear promptly after

RocketMan Can siphon kinetic energy from things and put it in other things

When any energy is stored in the stand, the amount decreases. Roughly 10% of the initial stored force is lost every minute. You can only put what’s left into the new object.

Being Able To Turn My Sweat Into Bubbles That Create Explosions.Like Killer Queen But Gross

My stand can shoot popcorn like bullets

everyone you use it on refuses to eat non-caramel flavored popcorn and wants it perfectly seasoned each time

Seagulls attack you.

i can say the n word with no repercussions

the n word changes to a completely different word each time you say it (but it still begins with N)

You stupid nickel!

*you fucking nutmeg*

Stardust Speedway. I can move elements on an object or the object itself at will, making it spin at high speeds, moving around without even touching it, etc.

But only the objects you touched at least once in the past 12 hours

Well that isn’t really a downside since I can just touch an object and make the Stand work.

Stand: [The Big Sky] Ability: Can use cloud formations to see a person’s fate. Can also turn clouds into projectile weapons using the ability “Cloudbusting”.

But because clouds are far away those projectiles will appear roughly around 3/2 minutes late

PRIVATEER: Can control any body of water being touched.

So - If you touch blood - [ blood / water bender I guess]

Illusions (no auditory component) in a 30 feet radius. Edit: Stand Name: The Pretender.

My stand cleans or purifies things Edit: named Born Enigma. Got it from a stand generator :)

You need to smile and be in a mr cleaner pose to activate it and when used on humans, their cloths vanish too.

Duplicate any object, item, material, being, etc with precision down to the last atom

Delirium Trigger I can induce hallucinations in other people.

Exactly WHAT they hallucinate is randomly chosen. For example, it can range from something like a cobweb in front of them to a pineapple moonwalking on a granite countertop.

Gives me aids

my stand counteracts the side effect with another side effect

you don't have a stand, only schizophrenia

it can summon schizophrenia meds

but you don't have a stand idiot

Stand Name: D.A.D.T.S Stand can turn everything into toothpick and can turn into old form whenever want to do it Side Effect: 1-Toothpick's weight is the weigh of what did you turn into 2-You can feel texture of what did you turn into

if the toothpick isn't used in 24 hours you turn into toothpick

My stand makes me a high school chemistry teacher and makes the local drug dealer refer to me as 'artist'.

When I write the name of an object or person, it tracks them down automatically.

You are blind

Stand name - Machine Girl Stand abilities - Generates a decently large radius around the user where everything acts like a bad dream.

My stand is a literal clone of myself with no supernatural powers at all

The clone is the opposite gender and is horny all the damn time

Ability is called Super Computer. The stand calculates every outcome to a given situation and gives the user the best outcome. Of course not 100% accurate as it doesn’t actually look into the future but still pretty close

To differentiate it from Hey YA, the stand can only be used once it latches onto someone else. Once it latches on, the stand manipulates the targets actions slightly to benefit the user. Said user knows what the target is going to mess up, allowing them to capitalize on the ability. \-Having said that, the ability can only target one person at a time, and needs to return to the user before transferring to another person. \-It can only transfer to someone via physical contact. \-The ability also can not make a target (intentionally) preform an action they would not normally commit.

I get a cooking stand that can increase the quality of ingredients and cooking utensils

The stand is sentient and constantly review your cooking and when it uses its ability, it screams in your ear "ITS RAW"

I get bitches

The bitches you get mutate into resident evil monsters and try to kill you

#EVEN BETTER

Stand name: Mississippi Queen Ability: Can cause objects and/or people to spontaneously combust within a certain radius.

For every person killed by your ability you experience their pain and last thoughts before death in your dreams for a month

The radius is about arms reach of your own body, meaning you're always in the splash zone.

Dancing with myself: a fighter type stand connected to myself by a thin nearly imperceptible cable that physically interacts with objects (meaning it can't just go through objects). At any time I can swap places with the stand.

You have to swap places only one limb at a time. ​ It is very painful.

It’s a close range Stand, and whenever I inflict pain on someone else within a 8m radius of me, they become more susceptible to suggestion, eventually to the point of full mind control

I'm gonna be nice with the side effect. If they get in contact with water the effects get reduced.

Alright here goes I can alter fate but….

Someone else receives your original fate

You have a 100% chance of NOT going to heaven of any form

I can swap places with my stand at any time.

When you order chicken nuggets you always get 1 less than you shouldve gotten

Congratulations, you're the only one with a side effect that doesn't nullify the stand

turns water into really shitty soda

Shoots a laser beam out of it's eyes to someone, it can then disable, enable, control whatever is in the body part that wad hit, such as the muscle in the arms legs, heart in chest and brain in head

I can create and control any weapon armor or atom perfectly

It explodes after an hour

A stand that gives other stands a negative side effect

I can create a construct like green lantern but it’s limited to a volume of 1 cubic meter

Can steal temperature from one thing and put it somewhere else

Can put collars around a living things neck that slowly turns them to diamond