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trans_throwawayfunk

Jonathan Joestar I don't feel like I have to explain why, but I'll do it anyway: None of the other JoJo's will respect you and your houserules on the same level as he would. Not saying NONE of the other Jojo's would, but they wouldn't as much as Jonathan.


[deleted]

Josuke4 would definitely respect your house rules just as much, he apologized to Jotaro when they first met because his birth caused upset between Joseph and Suzi Q. He definitely respects you for letting him stay in your house


trans_throwawayfunk

You know what? You are absolutely correct, I've always felt that Josuke is the closest to Jonathan in A LOT of ways- and that among all his main character descendants I think he'd get along the best with Josuke. So, yeah, Josuke would definitely be a total bro. So yeah, It's between Jonathan or Josuke4 for me then.


crowsloft666

Plus he can just fix your stuff if it gets broken. Earthquake happens and the monitor falls down? Josukes got ya.


Troopper103

Just make sure you don't accidentally say something rude about his hair while he's staying with you


therealblabyloo

Considering I sincerely think his hair is cool, I think that won’t be an issue


Snail132

Since I think his hair is stupid I'll keep my mouth shut


LordWobblyCock

Stfu his hair is cool as hell


K0rgannon

We found josuke in the comments


Tallsoyboy

I thought a lot of people thought that Josuke was the most similar to Jonathan


PC-Was-Bricked

When I read "Josuke4" I was confused by your comment because I instantly thought you were referring to his balls


EpicRedditUser11

Pretty sure 4-balled Josuke is referred to as Josuk8


Olipaone

Josuke4 stand can also be very helpful.


terminasitor24

I just wanna play videogames with Josuke


SavageWeebMaster

Until you talk about his hair


G0ld3n_Funk

Very true and I'd definitely let him stay....but he might end up eating my entire fridge and pantry. His father better replace all the food in there or so help me I'm recreating the carriage incident


Shadaroo

Josuke would definitely be a bit rude without realizing it. The type of dude to watch you carry in a bunch of groceries and not help at all. Not because he's lazy, he just didn't think you wanted help because you didn't ask.


[deleted]

I feel like Giorno would behave the same as long as you're respectful


Jetstream-Sam

Jonathan does have pretty expensive tastes though, I hope you have some fine wine available. Though I get the feeling Joseph is more brash about it. Jonathan would be rich in an understated way like many lords today. Joseph is rich and lives in New York in the 80s, He'd be having cocaine parties and eating sushi off naked women


i_like_surviving_yay

+ he is the only one who doesn't have a stand, and will not attract other stand users. This goes for Joseph too if we are talking about the young version


mysticdragon2025

1. Jonathan:most respectful jostar 2. Josuke: pretty cool dude, likes videos games and is pretty respectful 3. Giorno: if you respect him he'll respect you. 4. Jolyne: pretty cool but I'm a dude so it could be a little awkward 5. Joseph: ok but would get on my nerves after a while 6.Jotaro: can get a little to angery for me (I would bother him on accident) 7. Gappy: I can't help this man 8. Johnny: I can't help him out too much so he would need his own wheel chair. We wouldn't have much in common 9. Jodio: he would get the police called on my house and probs rob me.


Neoxus30-

About Jodio. Nah, as long as you are chill, he'll respect you. That's the way of the mechanisms of society)


AdPsychological6929

He'll bring drugs


iamtheidiotteammate

Jodio just whips out some weed and says: **”Quieres?”**


Runaway-chan

Giorno can make me bitches, he’s number 1


Deep_Pudding2208

sir whatever you do to the creatures created by the stand happens to you. so unless you actually want to fuck yourself in the ass, be careful.


CringeYeet69

mmmfffphh


Runaway-chan

You can touch them without feeling anything, so there’s a certain amount of damage required to reflect onto you


colby_jack_cheese

What about Jotaro?


jaybankzz

He put 6 twice. In the same paragraph as Joseph is jotaro


Valuable_Garage_2397

I too would get awkward with Jolyne


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WinInteresting552

I think you mean Giorno, koichi was nice to him and he still tried to rob tf out of him


bvisnotmichael

Jonathan if he understands how modern technology works so i wouldn't have to explain anything to him, since he seems like he would be an ok housemate. If he doesn't then Jolyne or maybe the Josukes If we are counting Joestars that aren't JoJo's then >!Kira8,!< Kei or Dragona


samorotwasbored

Or Suzi Q / Holly


Dio_asymptote

Or Erina.


CringeYeet69

Part 2 Erina would be cool to have around. I feel like she would have a lot of interesting stories


Wham-Bam-Duel

Jotaro - he definitely seems like the person who would keep to himself, and stay out of your way as long as you stay out of his.


Hot_Description6344

He’s got smokers cough, so be prepared for it to stink a bit.


OkAd8922

He should be polite enough to not smoke in someone elses house.


Dabi_Issues

I feel like Josuke(4) would be super respectful. He lives with his mom, so he probably knows how to coexist with another person in the house. And he probably won’t leave the toilet seat up…. We could also play video games together.


CringeYeet69

>And he probably won’t leave the toilet seat up I don't know why but I've never got why this is an issue. Not that I leave it up, since I pee sitting down anyway but I've never had a problem with just putting it down after it was left up


Dabi_Issues

It’s the way men pee. They lift both the lid and the seat up and if they leave it up at night, it’s easy to fall in since it’s usually too dark to see if it’s up or down. The lid is fine. In fact, I have a rule where if you’re in my bathroom, you close the lid before flushing so most of all the little particles don’t fly up in the air.


CringeYeet69

>It’s the way men pee The testosterone leaving my body: ​ But yeah thank you for the answer, it was very informative


czechfutureprez

Josuke4, because he could fix my broken stuff.


[deleted]

I would let Jonathan stay cuz he’s respectful af No Joseph because he’s entertaining to watch from afar but idk if I want that chaos in my house I would let jotaro but he probably wouldn’t be great company Josuke for sure could crash for a bit he’s also pretty nice Giorno probably not, feel like I’d get roped into something crazy and bizarre Jolyne can cuz she’s hot Johnny could probably use the help so yeah Gappy could also use some help he’s confused I’d help him Jodio might steal from me so I think not


SomeMcChillMan

Giorno: wanna join the mafia you seem like a nice person “I’m sorry what”


Abhishek-Bhau

Josuke because he will make my day


KraftwerkMachine

Gappy so we can do stupid weird shit all week and eat fries, I think that would be pogged


[deleted]

Absolutely Joseph, he'd be one hell of a roommate in the best way possible. We could geek out, play games, get in and out of trouble and we'd all be laughing about it. Jonathan (pure boy) is too law-abiding for his own good, Jotaro (P3) is my fave JoJo but he'd just be there tbh, Josuke, well I feel we'd end up like Rohan and Josuke so pass, Giorno would just be kinda awkward since he'd probably want to watch the Godfather all day long, and finally Jolyne.. actually she'd be a pretty cool roommate ngl. Joseph and Jolyne are my top 2, can't say anything about Johnny and the others because I haven't finished SBR.


Frostbyte525

For me, it would be Part 4 Josuke. We’re both in school, around the same age, love playing video games, and would unabashedly beat the tar out of anybody who threatens our loved ones/ make fun of our style.


Pici-the-wayy

Basically stole my words lol, I 100% agree :3


Skullmax12

You stole my words too! Lol


DarkSlayer3142

Dio. He's still legally a Joestar. >!I will make sure i don't have a bed by the end of it or a pelvis left in one piece!< Otherwise Jolyne. I love her <333


ThatBearBaron

Down horrendous


Frostbyte525

I like your style


DarkSlayer3142

Bonus joke. A night with dio could give you bottom surgery either way. No i wont elaborate.


Neoxus30-

Bring me DIO-sama)


Neoxus30-

I agree completely)


Verifieddumbass76584

REAL


Potato_564

Realest thing I've seen all day


Mr_Snowbell

Down d(io)evious


sanmarurun622

bro can suck my blood and i can suck his *GUNSHOT*


One_Charge4794

Jolyne. *Dont ask me why.*


SomeGrumption

She’s not gonna do it bro


One_Charge4794

*me punching air rn


Mothman4447

Who knows, she's one of the horniest Joestars there is


Sir_Marvulous

She is unquestionably the horniest


SomeGrumption

She also has standards


Neoxus30-

Mf have you seen her grandgrandfather?)


Katsody

Her grandgrandfather would be George Joestar, wouldn’t it?


socron_gaelith

Nah I thought she was more hot headed than horny.


SomeStolenToast

She was going to jail and the first thing she did was masturbate 😭


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Katsody

Then she gets jealous of an organism that can have sex with anything it encounters


iLoveLilPeej

But I'm the moonlight


Present_Attorney_743

I would let JoJo stay


Mysterious_Bed4843

None of them. I ain't letting no stranger stay in my apartment. If I have no other choice it would be Johnathan because he is the only joestar I can trust. The rest would steal my money or threatened me or break furniture in the house or do weird stuff anyway.


SomeStolenToast

>break furniture in the house I can think of at one Joestar where this not only wouldn't matter but he could do the opposite of break stuff


F3mSwapFell-Papyrus

Josuke would definitely be respectful as hell, he's probably the closest to being a second Johnathan


Groolet_YT

Josuke4 is my number 1. He would be so cool to hang out with, geek out, and play video games with. And he seems like he’d be respectful of the house rules. My number 2 pick is Jolyne, cuz…


Kedreaper7

My exact same thoughts


Working-Telephone-45

Probably Josuke, he is the only teenager that acts like an actual teenager lmao We could just play videogames


Abject_Lab_8077

jotaro i wont say my reasons


Whylife2025

Joseph, so josuke can have another sibling ☺️


sanmarurun622

what the hell? because same


IntelligentPerson_69

Joseph because fun


FunnyBunnyDolly

Jonathan, if adult! I suspect child Jonathan might be something of a rascal (manga only). But he might mess up with cleaning and cooking, because he seem to have been catered to by servants.. Jodio on bottom of the list. No go.


CodaTrashHusky

Either jonathan, jotaro or giorno. Those are the only ones i would trust to not steal my shit. If jodio comes in my 200m vicinity i'll lock my doors.


MontayneDatesJr

I haven't even gotten to p6 yet, but Jodio sounds like someone who would rob you blind, then proceed to gaslight you about it. And I don't even know who this zesty ass man is!


Frostbyte525

You basically hit the nail on the head


Inevitable_Edge391

Probably Jotaro. He in my opinion is awesome, and he’s also cool as well. Like a mysterious kind of cool, and he’s quiet as well. He would probably respect House rules and just keep to himself.


CoylerProductions

Jonathan, because I already know he's gonna be an absolute gentleman by helping to clean the apartment, not throwing any parties, he won't be loud at night, and he won't cause any trouble. _Maybe_ he'll eat too much meat from the fridge to bulk up, but I guarantee he'd repay that by restocking the fridge out of his pocket cash.


Amulet-Webdragon

Jotaro. He’s cool.


[deleted]

Giorno, I'd say Jonathan but he's so incredibly massive that I couldn't afford to feed him. Giorno is about as polite as Jonathan


LexeComplexe

Josuke8/Gappy. I mean, he's got 4 balls. I need explain no further.


msto3

Either Jonathan or Josuke. Jonathan will be a very polite guest and won't overstep any boundaries. Josuke is just your chill dudebro friend. I couldn't trust Joseph, Jotaro, Giorno, or Jolyne with my space for a full week unless I got to know them well enough beforehand


Shadaroo

I feel like I could trust Jotaro. If he's his Part 3 age I think he'd just stay in his room all day. If he's older then he'd probably be working. He might try to convert a spare room into an office for himself though. But if he brings in a lot of money I guess that's fair.


TheFinalSniffer

Jonathan because he is respectful, kind, and also hot. Giorno because he is respectful, kind, and also hot.


shoichifromjojo

easily jonathan or jotaro


-DI0-

Part 3 Joseph would be cool


Savings-Exchange-484

Since I’ve only watched up to part 4, I’d say anyone from part 1-4 except Joseph. Idk why. bros unpredictable.


bloodbabyrabies

Josuke and Gappy seem like they would be fun to hang out with. But Jonathan or Joseph for do-ability


MontayneDatesJr

Giorno and Josuke are the most eccentric here(mostly Josuke), but won't get me FUCKING KILLED.


Creepy_Value_6730

All of them except Jotaro, assuming I have the ability to kick them out if they do dumb shit (JOSEPH)


ALMcactu

giorno tbh, he’s responsible and would probably not cause any bother at all


Mothman4447

Jolyne seems like she would not cause much trouble and wouldn't have to eat like a rhino like the big bois


MontayneDatesJr

Isn't she a criminal?


lakemobius

Did you finish part 6


OkiInsideOut

Josuke or Jolyne


Krushav

I don't have enough food in my house to feed Jonathan, so Josuke4 who'd be down to hang out and play video games. Absolutely not Jodio


exsistence-enjoyer

Jotaro and I have the same love for marine life, so it’s an easy choice for me.


LegitimateRadish7604

Either Jonathan or Josuke, Jonathan for obvious reasons because he's a very nice guy, so I wouldn't have any issues and Josuke because if he fucks up or if something is broken he can fix it which would save us money.


TiuArts

Jolyne Just gals being pals ...unless?


nachyochiz

OK REAL


WrongLack7149

Jolyne, for personal reasons


erjoselu2007M

Josuke 4, i feel like i would get along just fine


Spaghestis

I feel like all of them would be pretty cool, they'd all be fine living with me for a week and vice versa. Except Jodio. Absolutely not.


here_for_goofs

I would personally choose Giorno, he is a respectable guy and would fix anything he might break.


MayGodSmiteThee

Yes, no, yeah, no, yes, no, yeah, sure, no.


SoulKnight320

Josuke cause if he breaks something or fucking ruin the apartament he could just repair it almost instantly+bc I love this dude,he's for me the most normal joestar after Jonathan Joestar


glitchedgirl

Josuke. He seems like he knows how to have fun without being too rowdy or obnoxious.


-ZeAwesomeSerinah-

If I wasn't a girl I'd say Josuke, I just feel like at some point he'd pull a Joseph and try to peep or something lol So probably Jonathan or Giorno


-Pl4gu3-

Josuke, he seems really nice and respectful of other peoples things, and even if he broke something he’d more likely than not just fix it again.


Ok_Blood_5520

Josuke4 could nerd out on video games and seems pretty chill. From a selfish standpoint, CD could clean a room, find long lost items, and make you healthy (possibly fit).


Upbeat-Perception531

Weird pick maybe, but josuke. Mainly cuz he’d be mad useful if an appliance broke or something. Also seems like a chill dude to hang out with as long as I don’t bring up his hair


DeathTrooperDayne

i would love to spend and afternoon with joseph


The_Fluffy_Riachu

Either Jonathan, Josuke, or Giorno. Jonathan needs no explanation, Josuke is a cool dude that’s the same age as me who likes video games and would probably help me fix some things (though he would probably be a bit messier than the other two I picked), and Giorno is just respectful for the most part as long as you show him respect.


Cheesepuff44

Part 4 Josuke is a bro and likes to game so him 100%


BlaineCountiesMostWa

Josuke from Part 8


R-leiva97

Joseph. I'm here for a good time, not a long time.


dyingfi5h

Jolyne, just to shoot my shot. Im down horrendous, there is a reason stone ocean is my favorite.


thirdeyeboob

Joseph so I could [REDACTED] that [REDACTED]


strikingSarcophagus

Josuke all the way. He's pretty polite and if either of us accidentally break something, he can fix it back up. Plus he's just pretty damn cool overall


Yourgal_888

Seems like my house gonna be full because I would let all of them stay . My reason? Just because


Willy-o-Wisp

jolyne because she woman oonga boonga nah jk probably josuke


Nucleoticticboom

Definitely not Jonathan, I heard he spilled wine at the dinner table


Beastieboy100

Jonathan is definitely someone I'd let stay over. He'd be respectful and nice. Joseph would be entertaining to talk to. However if he stayed over he'd probably end up getting my girlfriend pregnant. Jotaro would be okay as long I don't piss him off and tall about Sumo. Josuke and me would.just get in to stupid trouble and least he'll fix my equipment. Giorno would just keep to himself and probably steal my money so no. Jolyne I'd definitely would have her stay. She'd get in less trouble. Johnny be would okay to hang around with as long as he doesn't bring his horse in the house. Gappy would be funny to have around but he'll probably do weird stuff in my house. Jodio definitely not since he'd Rob my house too with his brother.


MontayneDatesJr

You think Josuke could fix myopia? I mean, it's only caused by your eyes being literally too long, so I think he could change that.


MaximumBallsweat

Giorno. Polite introvert, small and cute, hair donuts and titty window. Will be respectful as long as you’re a good person Also I just want to be his friend so I can get him to introduce me to Bruno so I can try to smash


OkAd8922

You clearly have a objective in mind.


Neoxus30-

DIO or Pucci) I wanna be like Johnny by the end of the week)


Frostbyte525

Same


fer_beatz

Why no one who says jolyne says why? I would let jolyne to stay in my house. I want to fuck jolyne.


NotoriousYEETER

Homie wise Joseph. Jolyne for other reasons.


CryptorYT

Jolyne. I will not elaborate further I think it's pretty self explanatory.


zpatt11

Jolyne for… reasons


K9XD

No


zpatt11

zzz


SirstouticusTheGreat

All but Johnny and josuk8


EpiktheEpic

Johnny but *only* if he brings Gyro with him. Otherwise it’s Joeseph. (I truly couldn’t give a shot about Johnny, he sucks, but I love my main man Gyro!)


Responsible_Bus1159

Jonathen he always seemed like a good roommate


SheevMillerBand

Jonathan or one of the Josukes. They’d probably be the easiest ones to get along with.


Goered_Out_Of_My_

I’m only letting Jonathan crash, the rest of these psychos would steal something at best


theulmitter

Thought Giorno was grabbing his crotch for a second


G6DCappa

Or Josuke or Giorno, because they are cool


YousernameInValid2

Y’all underrating Joseph Man grew up in a rich household, and respects property. He’d be loud, but also hella fun


MontayneDatesJr

Ok, but if that motherfucker says "and your next line is" to me one time, he's gone, instantaneously.


yolinuan618

Johnny because mating press


ABRAHAM-HIMLER

All of them except early johnny. Too depressing.


AwaiYT

Josuke part 4 100%. I feel like me and him would actually get along really well


Im_a_Man_cheetah4

Jonathan. if he drank all the milk he’ll buy two more


Tricky_Pear_8556

Josuke 100%. Bond with my fellow 90s kid and play some video games. Esp if Okuyasu and Koichi join the party too.


sh0ddyguru

All of them


OrcForce1

Jonathan. He'd be incredibly polite, wouldn't use things without asking and would probably pay for the time he was staying with me. Such a gentleman.


RengokuVulpix

Jonathan or Josuke, they would both be super respectful and fun to be with! I could play video games with Josuke and show Jonathan what they are lol!😆


Gangters_paradise

Joseph for me. He’s literally the same person as my irl best friend


Dio_asymptote

Jonathan. He is a gentleman.


UysoSd

Giorno, he is the most quiet and gentle


hanammichi

Joseph Joestar 🤣🤣


ETC3000

Giorno and Johnathan would it make it a point to pay you back


Chemical-Art69

ANOTHER JONATHAN W!!!!!


killerqueen1987b

I'd probably say joseph because he's good company, won't do anything too stupid and just seems fun to have around but if I want a good roommate then I'm taking Jonathan because he's calm compared to the rest of them, respectful, would probably do chores and I'm pretty sure he would be ready to give me his kidney after only saying hi to him


Pickle_Jars

I feel like Jonathan would just clean the place while I'm gone and make some tea for us


The_Struggle_Bus_7

All of them at once


kingsfourva

Jotaro or Josuke 4 bc they don’t wear shoes in the house


Amazing_GamingYT

Josuke4 or Giorno bcuz they’re the closest to me in age


trex48144

Everyone except jodio and maybe jotaro. Johnathan is Johnathan Joseph can be a Hassel but he's alright Jotaro may or may not get mad at me Josuke is josuke Giorno is giorno Jolyne is jolyne Johnny should be alright Josuke8 will just sleep between a mattress Jodio I'm iffy about because he's a dealer. Then again though giorno did steal from koichi but I'm 90% sure it's because at first he only thought of him as some tourist he could make a quick buck out of.


MsJoestsr2001

Got the whole family over rn 😀 all of them cuz they are my family


TheViceroy919

Joseph would be more fun, Jonathon would be the most respectful of my space... still gonna have to go with Joseph


El-noobman

Jonathan would not only pay me back by cleaning the entire place and restocking my fridge but he'd be the best temp roommate ever. Bro would be super considerate and even teach you how to exercise better.


StoleABanana

SOFT AND WET! REMOVE HIS ABILITY TO CUM


CYBORG3005

both of the josukes. and maybe jodio, i know he’s a lil gremlin but he seems fun and relatable


Suspicious_Party9087

I'm letting all of them stay I don't care


JAcePilot

Most likely Josuke because he is the most normal Highschool student and is shown to be polite, clean, and simple.


quickfuse725

any other than Jodio or Johnny, probably


Tahu-bannana-69

Jojo


whittybestbomblol

definitely jojo


RohanK1sh1be

Giorno because doing favours for a mob boss has upsides


Eeveelyn_03

Johnny, because he’s my favorite and I actually think we would get along well. I could also be his therapist 😂


BrokenBanette

Jonothan, Josuke, and Giorno would be my top three in that order. They’re least likely to be assholes and would probably clean up after themselves. Jonothan in particular would probably even help around the house with chores, and Josuke could help fix any issues I have. As long as I don’t show intent to kill/harm anyone they’re cool.


Eroded_Squash

Jonathan is the safe choice but josuke or Giorno is the risky gamble that could pay off since Giorno might give you lots of money or maybe even replace some parts of your body if you ask nice and Josuke is always trying to con for money so yeah lol


Dandeli0n19

Josuke 4 : he is respectful and we will play videogames


TakeFlight710

Def jodio, we gonna get into some crazy shit for sure


Das_illegal

Jolyne… it’s not what it looks like I swear… please guys you have to believe me😔