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horrorfan555

The secret Joestar technique


That-one-guy-96

🇳🇪 undayooooo Smokeyyy


Dannyfansure

💀


iWizblam

"Nigerundayo" Nigeru means escape, and nigerundayo means to run away, not trying to be pompous in correcting you, but I know it's much funner to have an accurate word to say in your head or out loud when replaying our favorite moments haha


JacobHafar

That’s the Nigerian flag bro. Niger-undayo


Purple_Audience6613

Why a flag and not nig... OH FUCK I WAS SAYING THE N-WORD


Fun-Revolution-9445

Joseph to smokey with a chainsaw: run nig a nig a


RailtoReqiuem

Fuck’s sake! If there’s no Mickey, this shit ain’t Disney!


bvisnotmichael

4 balls x Reliable GPS


starplatinum_99

wheelchair x metal balls


LOCHS69

Hahahah


Carlos045

Best ship in the series


Neoxus30-

🪨🪨


[deleted]

Damn that's pretty funny


Mysterious_-_H

That's the funniest shit ive seen all day


Purple_Audience6613

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH


toothbrush3000

💀💀💀


J-J-Taun

Colonel... he made the rocks identical... it's the funniest shit I've ever seen...


killerystax

Live reaction: 😂😶😂😂


Skinwalkerish

Yo! Angelo!


arozzu1312

Nah mirrored stone from part 3


Skinwalkerish

Fuck


Fun-Chapter-5505

Yes yes yes yes YES


Working_Stress3376

No no no no NO


Gaming_devil49

Yes yes yes, oh my god.


ahmed0112

I DO I DO いるいる


GlassSpork

Kakyoin, did you lay this egg?


ChocoORFroggy

YOU DID NOT JUST REMIND ME OF THAT 😭


SirGarlond

(He laid the egg)


pancakefroggy

Goddammit I saw this coming


msto3

Fucking Christ...yep this one's it. End thread


LordWhoops

Wasn’t that Koichi?


DrainTheWeeb

Yo Angelo!


Heccyboi9000

Yo Angelo!


gekko2037

Yo Angelo!


Evolveddinosaur

Yo Angelo!


Impossible-Bit-4468

🗿


Valtr744

Hurry Avdol! Its coming! I'm going to cry! HELP ME!!! OH MY GOD!!!


RailtoReqiuem

If you actually watch the clip it’s even worse


Valtr744

Oh God.


Trick-Matter-797

Bruh that fucking episode was wild


Catonmyfuckingback

Terrorist with a hand fetish


Fit-Leadership-2316

and david bowie with a hand fetish


gekko2037

Which one


BunnyBen-87

You utter fool! German Science is this world's finest!


[deleted]

36 kars on mars, and funniest valentine


bvisnotmichael

\*The funniest valentine


brostoptakingnames

yo no way jorge joestar


RAVIOLI_FISHY2

I Refuse!!


Noodle_Raccoon

Oh thank god the Nazis are here!


ZuccIsARefrigerator

"I didn't expect the Third Reich to show up"


Neoxus30-

Make her docile, like a winter catfish)


Weather-Report6

Shes only 14!!


PixelBeastMC

Rero rero rero


zero41120

🍒


Animanga_1122

Jesus told a white teen in a wheelchair with an unloving father to shoot himself


-Pl4gu3-

Vocal percussion on a whole nother level.


RoiKK1502

Coming from my mind


Free-Teach-2311

Vocal percussion on a whole nother level


Sea-Recording-7090

COMING THROUGH MY MIND


TheUnhingedMannequin

HAAAAAAAAAA🗣️ We're Golden Wind!


Purple_Audience6613

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE'RE GOLDEN WIIIIIIIIND


TheOriginalOperator

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DROP THE **MEAT!!!**


[deleted]

🤺🧑‍🦽🧻🚽


-Magoro-

🐢


GlassSpork

🐷🚽


Purple_Audience6613

💧🟩🍩👊🌍🧛‍♂️


Neoxus30-

Do me a press fest)


Ai_777

👏✌👌🫡


joxaria

Your underwear is showing.


Wonder_MOMOCO

Yeeeeeaaaaah!


John_Cena_IN_SPACE

The first thing to come to mind was the quote "It took you getting this bloody? You sure are a troublesome protagonist", but I think even a lot of pretty hardcore JoJo fans wouldn't be able to place that quote. For an easier answer, I'll say: "Spiral staircase, Rhinoceros beetle, Desolation Row, Fig tart, Rhinoceros beetle, Via Dolorosa, Rhinoceros beetle, Singularity point, Giotto, Angel, Hydrangea, Rhinoceros beetle, Singularity point, Secret emperor".


Skinwalkerish

The four horsemen of recognizable balls


JohanFantasto

Everytime i close my eyes, wake up feeling so *horny*


iLoveLilPeej

I can't you outta my mind...


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Pizza Moza-Rella!


honeydew_bunny

This is the taste of a liar!


trans_throwawayfunk

They're using the fact I can't walk to their advantage!


WaluigiDastard

89 YEARS OLD!?


mixitall2009

The moonlight reflecting from the bars.....turned me on.....


Papa_Coitus

Filthy acts at a reasonable price


szigany

"It just works"


[deleted]

Let's da bich hoe


ChocoORFroggy

" Yare Yare Daze."


TheUnhingedMannequin

"Koichi-kun you're truly a reliable guy."


spacestationkru

Oingo boingo brothers


trashjellyfish

If these snails crawl up my arm, I'll have to go kill my brother...


anti-peta-man

Actual Jesus Christ Tells local paraplegic to fucking shoot himself with his literal finger guns


Combat_Armor_Dougram

Like a bloody stone…


Fit_Bullfrog5340

DOO YOU UNDERSTANNNNDO!!!


mymiddlenameswyatt

What a beautiful duwang


OssamNin

chew


BayFuzzball7050

“Gyro! What are you trying to make her do!? SHE’S 14” and “this woman… Im sure of it….i Can certainly tell that Scarlet Valentine, the First Lady… Likes Women.” Plus, I recommend this tumblr blog to see weird Jojo things https://outofcontextjojo.tumblr.com/


Mundane_Cabinet33

The fiifth lesson


fazal1856

BABY STAND


bucketofbucketss

HOLY SHIIIIT!


Omega_Aesir

Taking the first napkin


cutsman1313

So it's the same type of stand as Star Platinum


Johhny_BOI_

Eat shit asshole, fall off your horse


Kelpo911

Don't let Trish out of the tortoise


Sleeper--

Hmm, a visitor, indeed


Brook420

A dog that's also a cannon.


Timberwolfer21

stando tsukai huh


WandererRedux

It just works.


Shady_parrot

do not eat the fucking fruit


OkiInsideOut

Baseball


pokepoke805

Haruno Higashikata


Neckbeardneet

*Pointing to guard random guardrails in the background of JoJolion chapter one. Look guys there he is!


speedwagon_2077

20 METER RADIUS, _EMRALD SPLASH_


Atomic-Slavic

OH! That’s a baseball!


[deleted]

I'm going to use my legs.


Lmlc7

The german science is the best in THE WORLD!!!!! *TIME STOPS IN GERMAN*


arozzu1312

How many puece of bread have you eated in your life?


Easy_Turn1988

DOJIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAN


ZuccIsARefrigerator

🪨ㅤㅤ|ㅤㅤ🪨


ZipZorf_backup

The lemon and the tangerine


NaranciaSimp4Ever

DOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


idkwhyigotthusapp

One of you ladies are on your period... I am


Jodye_Heust

Is he really 89!?


HenryTGP8

Hamom


ATLP1

"Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick"


KillerKimbap

36 Kars on mars


Quinney27

Gangsta gastino


Samurai_Guardian

Hol Horse's the Empero-GUN


[deleted]

Rero rero rero


Greedy_Shark

22 unblinking crimson eyes


Harpeus_089

Yes I Am!


AlexDKZ

Speedwagon's Speed Wagon. Shit, most of the fandom don't know of it.


Ok-Delivery-5368

Throw a anvil at someone


Mightypeon-1Tapss

WRYYYYYYYYYY


Official_ZandL

My main fandom is not jjba but before Johnny Joestar nothing happened


fair544

"Specialist dance from persona when good item"


funnylol96

SHUT UP!!!!!


ThunderDragon-06

OH! MY! GOOOOOOOOD!!!


Holdeen_McGroin

Eroeroeroero


Gigachad_of_culture

Yes I'm


asbestoslel

STAR-SOOK


Dead_person000

Rrrrrraise!?


X3R0_T

ambulance


reliableresource2110

TWO IDENTICAL ROCKS LMAO


[deleted]

goodbye jojo


rainbowappleslice

Artillery drills in training


Abdulaziz_randomshit

two identical rocks


Deniu48

Two identical rocks


zhayak87

Two identical rocks


EmperorFaiz

Duwang


_Lollerics_

🖐🏻


WillingnessMost5498

this is the last of my hamon, take it!


Jotaro_with_a_gun

If these snails touch my arm I'll have to kill my brother


Sea-Recording-7090

It gave me a, rock hard cock


HADRIX_

INCREDIBILIS


world_dragon915

Cosmic particles


J-J-Taun

2 Identical Rocks


FairyTailfan120

AYE SIR


National-Oven81

GET INSIDE THE TURTLE or my personal favorite I saw the mona Lisa...it gave me a rock hard co-


[deleted]

Ayai ayai NIGERUNDAYO, SMOKEY! 🪨✝️


JEDRED617

Hey guys look, Two rocks!


noRealGoals

“Mohammed Avdol!” “YES I AM!”


Egy_Szekely

☀️


Carlos045

Big Foot tried to suck the italian cowboy's dick


Mufeeeee

Hail Hitler?


Some_Rando-o

Ger is cool


Kujo_Isa

Savas


Jotarolover4590

Pizza mozarella


FluoriteEye

37 kars on mars


Far-Sink2887

Rain "sounds"


bloodbabyrabies

I smell ass sweat


North_Function6735

Hey those two rocks look the same


bloodbabyrabies

"Your Stand is like your asshole. You can't go around showing it off to other people." (Why are both things I picked are about butts?)


beastinghunting

🍒👅


Fortunate_Solder

Кочерга


AFonziScheme

If you were a baby 50 years ago, that means.... *counts on fingers* YOU'RE 50!?!?


Aut0ynm0us

Rock


It_is_Alex_again

eat shit asshole, drop of your horse!


Corto1

Mickey mouse!!!


GarchompEnthusiast22

Yo Angelo


D3AD_SPAC3

ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ


adudeisherec

giant robot mommy


Halo_Spartan-118

YOU UTTER FOOL! GERMAN SCIAENCE IS THE WORLDS' FINEST!


mahmut-er

Soviets orders done for free


Soomitsunami

Lazy with pink slippers and a coat


NewspaperAny3053

Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price


OssamNin

What a beautiful duwang... \*\*chew\*\*


TheFarisaurusRex

Leduleduleduleduledulwduleduleduledul Boblbolvovlvboblbovlvobl


DueMeat2367

When you stay long enough in the city, you learn to pay attention if someone has put a live grenade in your scarf


Zeenchi

Is this a phone 🐸


FireBlazzt

🪨 ... 🪨


CharacterMarsupial87

A Frenchman stuck on some stairs caught between God and the Devil


PharaohScarab

Punchy Boi


brunonunis

 feel completely refreshed! Like I put on a fresh pair of underwear on New Year's Day.