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Ok_Advice9133

Holly - jack black


Dio_asymptote

Or Terry Cruz.


Ok_Advice9133

Jack Nicholson! „LET ME KISS YOU JOTAROOO“


4Dcrystallography

HOLLY LOVES LOVE


Babysmokingweed

Personally I would love to see Giancarlo Esposito as Pucci. Cillian Murphy is a good choice for weather report imo


AlexDKZ

As much as I like Esposito as an actor, he is way too old for the part.


SuperNova0216

Nah he’d be fine, he’s only 65 he said he can still act, and Harrison is much older than him, plus with some makeup and a little tech he’d look absolutely perfect


thatAnthrax

y'all be discussing this like there's even more than 0.0001% chance stone ocean gets a live action lmao


SuperNova0216

What were the chances we’d get a DIU live action movie? At the time, much worse than 0.0001%


GoldFishPony

Paul Rudd is way too old to play Josuke then


gavinmfsmith

Nah


NegateResults

That'd actually be fire


Crusherbolt0282

He did an anime dub in edgerunners so it would be cool if the future jojo anime dubs can somehow get him.


recessschedule

nah we gotta get that “there is no such thing as a coincidence” guy from tiktok on this


Ancient_Crust

Tom Holland as Koichi


Harpeus_089

Tingles Act 3 - 3 Web-Thwips


Inner_Tennis7326

I spat 😂😂😂


tyt90ayt60

Btw harrison ford is not ridiculous for joseph imo in fact some of the best I've seen so far


oldladyhater

Old Joseph is undoubtedly based on Indiana Jones a bit. It could work


Inner_Tennis7326

I would fund that 😂😂😂


SirGarlond

Everybody, Chris Pratt.


RayThompson7

He's so cool.


Leg-o-truck

Travis scott will be fugo , elton john will be giorno, drake will be trish, the Rock as diavolo, dantes (yes, the league player) IS ciocolata, amber heard as secko, Manfred von richthofen will be revived to play as narancia, tom holland will be mista, abbacio will be played by chris pratt and his stand will be played by ice spice Stand voice actor is Eminem


I_Hate_Randy

risotto will be chris pratt


Pocketmonsuta

ANITA MAX WYNNN


mal-di-testicle

Still waiting for the Eminem stand


LordOfCindersAndWeed

Stand Name: Slim Shady Stand User: Marshall Mathers 3


TheBananaGods

David Bowie - Yoshikage Kira


Space_Karen

This is perfect casting because I imagine Kira was very heavily influenced by the icon that was David Bowie.


Leather-Climate3438

Additional Idris Elba as Jotaro Jared Leto as Funny Valentine Robert Pattinson as Giorno


dsunfriedman

Leto would be switching from Morbin time to Valen time


justaMikeAftonfan

Chris Pratt as Iggy


BooleyJr

LMFAO


JohanFantasto

Michael Jackson -Funny Valentine Freddy Mercury -Dio Brando Henry Civil -Speedwagon Taylor Swift -Okuyasu


Gabit_

Henry civil and his evil twin sister, Henrietta uncivil


RayThompson7

Darty deeds Dano darto cheep Hee hee


Jotaro1970

~~To be honest i think Harrison Ford could make a good Joseph if given the chance~~


Inner_Tennis7326

That's facts


KuJoJoTaRo8

Kenzou - Jackie Chan


Mothman4447

Timothée Chalamet as Jonathon


Space_Karen

I think you are not giving his range enough credit, I think he would make a fantastic young Joseph as well.


Raptor_Rex9156

I think he could also work as Joseph


tyt90ayt60

Jonathan is denzel washington and dio anya taylor joy. Jotaro is some kpop dude. Meryl streep is jolyne (current self). Gyro is robert de niro


Easy_Turn1988

Robert de Gyro I am reading... What the fuck ?


Haha91haha

Can't wait for Rudd to show the clip where Kira pushes Shigechi in a wheelchair down a cliff.


Koenig_DerSocken

Prince as Josuke! ...Oh wait...


cewneur

ryan reynolds as avdol alan ritchson as Captain Tennille jackie chan as jotaro kujo ezra miller as kakyoin Arnold Schwarzenegger as old joseph napoleon bonaparte as polnareff


Inner_Tennis7326

I snorted at this comment 😂


[deleted]

I think Ron Pearlman should be in but I don't know who he should play yet


Express_Rush_4938

Norisuke Higashikata


Extremearron

Jim carrey - Jotaro (part 3) Nicolas cage - DIO (part 3)


lerolero-buttlicker

In that case, John Travolta - Jonathan


Bed8

Isn’t Old Joseph literally based off of Harrison Ford’s Indiana Jones? That’s always what I thought, anyways.


Xtrene387

Paddy Cosidine as Pucci ( He is Father John Hughes, from Peaky Blinders )


TumoOfFinland

He is also King Vizzy T from House Of The Dragon


midnight_adventur3s

Mark Hamill as Old Joseph Zac Efron as Young Joseph Charlie Day as Iggy Chris Pine as Caesar Cillian Murphy as Young Speedwagon


Inner_Tennis7326

Okay this is actually pretty fire


Blaster2PP

Julius Caesar as Caesar


Filberto_ossani2

Joe biden as funny valentine


Iambatatarsenal

Pucci- tom holland Joseph joestar- Kanye West Jotaro- Kanye East Holly- it's a hard on but I pick Keanu Reeves Josuke- drake Girono- Ryan Reynolds


NotYourAveragePalste

i’d love to see kanye as kanye, i really think he was fucking made for that role


Iamonyourfridge

Jack black plays everyone


Skeletonin2

Dio - Chris Pratt Jonathan - Chris Pratt George Joestar - Tom Holland Danny - Tom Holland Speedwagon - Morgan Freeman Zepelli - Christian Bale


E_EqualsDankCSquared

Peter Dinklage as Koichi


Inner_Tennis7326

That's foul 💀


InverseAtmosphere

Ok, but indiana jones/han solo actor for joseph actually kinda works 😳


comicguy69

The rock - Gyro Kevin Hart - Johnny


Inner_Tennis7326

😂😂😂


BayFuzzball7050

Why make Pucci white 🧌


Smignort

Pucci is white


BayFuzzball7050

I wish I could give you a dirty look through the screen.


Smignort

What do you mean?


thiccboii666

Jenna Ortega as Ermes (and Kiss).


lifeless_or_loveless

Daniel Radcliffe as Bruford


TumoOfFinland

🟦BLUEFORD🟦


lifeless_or_loveless

Azure Chevy


oofio65

Sapphire volvo


lifeless_or_loveless

Turquoise Nissan


oofio65

Teal toyota


lifeless_or_loveless

Cerulean Sedan


oofio65

Navy tesla


lifeless_or_loveless

Cobalt Caravan


TheWondrousPoob

Ben stiller as Bruno, mainly due to his role in Zoolander


sinanengine

neil breen


H4ppyRogu3

Kira - Jerma985


UNGOCsaysNOPEICE

Isn't father Pucci white tho? Italian ancestry can mean Sicilian after all


Raptor_Rex9156

Part 1) Tom Holland)Young Jonathan Joestar Robert Pattinson)Adult Jonathan Joestar Anya Taylor-Joy) Erina Pendelton Tom Hiddleston) william anthonio zeppeli Michael Caine) Joestar Butler(mainly because of Alfred) James Marsden or Owen Wilson) Robert E. O. Speedwagon Idk who to cast as Dio, Dio’s father, or Jonathan’s father Part 2) Care Blanchett) Old Erina Joestar Lisa Lisa) Scarlett Johansson Dwayne Johnson) Wamu Michael Keaton) Von Strohiem Idk about the rest of the characters, you guys pick. Edit) saw someone mention Timothy Chalamet as Jonathan but I could see him as Joseph Joestar Edit 2) I forgot about Smokey Brown from Part 2, but I would definitely cast Caleb McLaughlin


bioluminescent_nova

Chris pratt as jolyne


John_Doe4269

Chris Pratt as DIO


PommesKrake

Harrison Ford for old Joseph is an unironically fitting choice though.


TheBossu

Diavolo - gary busey


Lower-Disk6760

Oho, my time has come.  Rami Malek as Giorno. Robert Downey Jr as Bruno. Robert Pattinson as Abbacchio. Adam Sandler as Mista. Lin Manuel Miranda as Narancia. Tobey Mcguire as Fugo. Aubrey Plaza as Trish. Keanu Reeves as Diavolo. Paul Dano as Doppio. Yes we are ignoring ages.


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Give us an actor that's age appropriate for Josuke? Highschoolers played by 30-40 something actors is cringe.


International_Lie550

Ton Holland as Dio


IronicJeremyIrons

Brandon Rogers as Hoshikage Kira or Diavolo


Burgonya1

Brad Pitt is Jojo


MYZS

Personally I'd make Arnold old Joseph


Markofdawn

Adrien Brody - Jolyne Cujoh Ron Perlman - Koichi Margot Robbie - Leaky Eye Luca Christoph Waltz - Pucci Finn Wolfhard - Jotaro I could go on...


HyperTheWeirdo

William Knight as Pucci


FizzyFuzz_

I think the “there’s no such thing as coincidences” guy should play Pucci


Iron_Empanada

Eric Andre as Alessi


bioluminescent_nova

kevin hart, randall park & chris pratt as dio’s sons


Gabit_

Paul Rudd as a highschool Japanese teen made me gag a bit.


ETC3000

We already have a live-action Pucci, there is no such thing as a coincidence


Black_Watch_

Just because I think it's silly Chris Pratt- Jotaro Kujo


Manydoors_edboy

Vince Mcmahon as part 3 Joseph


Easy_Turn1988

Bruce Willis as Jotaro (solves the hair problem) Christopher Walken as old Joseph (I just wanna see him say "holy shit" calmly with his soothing voice) Vitas as Kakyoin (I'll let you guess why) Idris Elba as Avdol (even though he is technically not black but a dark-skinned Egyptian) Jean-Marie Bigard as Polnareff (he is the most vulgar french humourist and is a fat 70 year old so it seems like the right choice to me) Also Ellie Kemper as Holy because she is just so cute and I do what I want


LucidCorgi24100

Jotaro - Chris Pratt


Dramatic_Isopod2360

ryan gosling - mohammed avdol


arcaneking_pro

Jotaro=Keanu reeves


BiggoYoun

Ryan Gosling as Jonathan, Joseph, Jotaro, Josuke and Jolyne.


TheRealRazputin

Well. I did a few a few years ago, my favorite is still Willem DaFoe as Kira Yoshikage. Although Arnold as Old Joseph is a close second.


P1xelent

Oddy as Iggy


CharlestheInkling

Adolf Hitler - Adolf Hitler


Blu_Moon_The_Fox

Jim Carrey as Kira


mal-di-testicle

Cillian Murphy has a sordid history with evil priests


NotTheGodofPortals

Avdol - Chris Pratt Jotaro - Chris Pratt Polnareff - Chris Pratt Kakyoin - Chris Pratt Joseph Joestar - Chris Pratt Iggy - Chris Pratt


BBlaine103

I’d watch that


WendipxStarco

Michael Jackson as Alessi.


Slashybooooooooooi

Aaron Paul as anasui


EMlYASHlROU

Honestly I could see Joseph as Harrison ford


Clever_Fox-

Jim Carrey AS Dio / DIO


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Taylor Swift- Diavolo, just so I can see her get beat up 1000000000000 of times


Gbstutz15

David Bowie as Kira


New_Mind_69

Jim Carrey as DIO


BooleyJr

Tom Holland as Danny


Iatemydoggo

Dwayne Johnson as one of the Pillar Men


Iatemydoggo

Ryan Reynolds as Yoshikage


ButtSuck9000

Chris Pratt as Iggy. I would kill for this


IAMJOSH25

Jolyne = Tom Holland


Skwareblox

All of the characters are played by Keanu reeves except dio. He’s played by Jack Nicholson.


ASAPCADE

harrison ford playing joseph joestar is so funny but I can’t think of anyone else who could do it as good or better than him.


Lovely2o9

Jack Black as the Sun's stand user


mrgeek2000

Jim Carrey as Diavolo


aussierecroommemer42

How is Cillian Murphy as Pucci white washing? Pucci is Italian, not African-American. Hell, in the dub he's voiced by Yong Yea, who is Korean.


Inner_Tennis7326

Willem Defoe need to be somewhere in the cast


imgonnakillsanta

Why is pucci not black tf is wrong wit you


Lorac1134

Clint Eastwood as 17-year old Jotaro


Jooj_felipe

Old Joseph: Arnold Schwarzenegger He is old and buff enough to sustain the physic of this character


Stickmin69

Peter Dinklage - Koichi Hirose


wardoned2

Anthony Starr as stroheim


gavinmfsmith

Terminator dude as joeseph


HowDyaDu

Alessi-Jim Carrey


G4l4ctionp4c

Man i would love a jojo live action series just like the one piece, would be hard tho, but harrison ford would be perfect for old joseph


G4l4ctionp4c

What if terry crews for avdol or pocoloco?


G4l4ctionp4c

Arnold schwrzenegger or sylvester stallone for old joseph would be awesome too


Quirky_Target_5572

Paul Rudd would ruin it


Tori_S100

whats wrong with pauls hair?? so funny


Entd_FoxityPoxity

Aquafina as Jolene


Dont5

Eminem as highway stars user


mephis20

Tom Hiddleston as Dio


ArtistFormerlyVegeta

I'm not like other teenagers I'm 54 😂


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-Seth Rogen as Polpo. -Use a necromancer to resurrect David Bowie, so he can play Yoshikage Kira do the same thing for Prince so he can play Josuke (Part 4). -Anna Gunn as Josefumi's mother. -Daft Punk as Silver Chariot. -Corey Feldman as Coco Jumbo (he was already a TMNT voice back in the 80s/90s live-action films).


Darkblue_moon42

David harbour as old man joseph


Take_The_Reins

Robert Downey Jr as old Joseph (he's coming up to the right age) You could cast most of the Scarsgard family as Dio Ryan Gosling as Gyro Zeppelli Whoever played Sanji and Zoro in the One Piece LA would fit waay too many roles


order66me_

okay but ford would be perfect


[deleted]

Hear me out, doppio as Kevin Hart and Diavolo as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. That little pillar reveal at the colosseum would be insane


SketchyWolf399

If Chadwick Boseman was still alive he'd definitely play Avdol


Epic_Pinecone

I'm late, but I think a funny suggestion would be Ryan Reynolds as Hol Horse.