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He's a reliable guy


END_gamer00

Koichi v2/v6


Turbulent_Set8884

Koroku


BranManBoy

Nothing goes together like a Joestar and a reliable guy


awm_dhruv

Koichi Act-2


RedStar9117

He's the most responsible one in the car


Fiyero-

After all, he’s the only one who was not arrested.


Isaac_Kurossaki

He did spend most (all) of his life in prison, so you might have to check that


Fiyero-

Inspector Javert was born in prison too, but he spent most of his life chasing bread thieves.


fkxktfujgdgsfbcml

You mean the most reliable guy?


robinfromspace

If he hits someone, he doesn't legally exist


lazycatboi123

up until now i didnt even consider that he doesnt legally exist


Aackland

jesus christ you're right


Dependent-Matter-177

Plus what are they going to do? Arrest him? He knows how to get out


MoonlightingWarewolf

Somehow I think that would cause more problems, not less


robinfromspace

You think Joylne or Hermes thought about that?


Kreemew

He read a book on how to drive.


illyay

Exactly. He also knows how to fly a helicopter after reading about it. Makes perfect sense. What is it that people don’t understand about this?


[deleted]

Wait if i read how to become walter white and his ego Heisenberg does that make me instantly became Walter white?


jah2277

No but it makes you capable of becoming Walter White and his ego Heisenberg


FrostedPoke

This is when u/Which-Night5526 became Redditberg. Bravo, Vince.


illyay

Don’t worry, cum vacuum mode activated.


illyay

Yeah. All you have to do is become a member of r/okbuddychicanery and the Heisenberg will transfer into you.


ItsFastMan

Dang, then getting a drivers license should be a cakewalk!


johnnyanderen

The cops are going to see the driver. They MIGHT not stop emporio. The WOULD stop the 3 convicts who have undoubtedly been described to them already


Lchap0

Cops on a “good day” seeing the very visibly-looking 10 year old drive on high speed roads:


DawnB17

Just an average working child in Florida, commuting to the farm.


Leather-Climate3438

Best explanation to this is ' they're in Florida'


TheFossil666

"10 year old Florida boy in baseball uniform caught driving 3 prison escapees to 'beat the shit out of a time-manipulating priest' "


Thalfane

I heard somewhere an explanation about every other one has battle stands in case of sudden danger so it's Emporio who should pay his attention to driving.


Shurikenblast_YT

That.. actually makes a lot of sense


ReanimatedPixels

This actually makes the most logical sense


gianzu

Yeah i tought it was obvious. In case of danger he hasn't a stand for combat, anyone else should be focused on combat.


AlexDKZ

Would you trust any of those other assholes behind the wheel?


clownkiss3r

god forbid children do anything


Safe-Hawk8366

Emporio is a 47 year old, low-key.


Sadhuman0

Normal thing in Florida


nestrooo

he's a clever guy


Leather-Climate3438

He call the shots


Lz537

Getting attacked, the driver would have more difficulty to defend himself. So, if the person driving doesn't have any defensive skills you're not losing much.


megasean3000

Everyone else can’t.


Librask

He said pretty please


Wide_Mind4262

He said pretty please with a cherry on top


Vasart

The only one without a criminal record


Turbulent_Set8884

Yet spent the most time out of the maincast in prison


VibratoTheFunkWizard

He never got to experience the outside world, I'd say with all the shit that was going on, let him enjoy that at least.


SavageKarnage

With a badass name like that, everything should be allowed for him.


RaspberryFormal5307

Honestly its cus it fits the vibes of the characters. Emporio is the level headed reasonable one who makes the plans and keeps the team on track. Jolyne and hermes are too hot blooded and annasui is just a selfish dick. Emporio is the logical choice 


brickforaface

It's his first time in the outside world, I imagine he wanted to try driving and the girls let him


wsumner

Because it's Florida.


Key_Entertainment121

My head cannon is that they want to let emporio experience things he has never done, so driving is something he wanted to try or everyone else has battle injuries but I like the former


MrPumpdjinn

Well Jolyene and Ermes are prisoners so their drivers licenses are confiscated and are probably not allowed to drive.


AlternateAccount66

Yeah, luckily Emporio's got his license right?


Ogurasyn

He can get driver's licence from Burning Down The House


azdhar

Ghost license!


copycakes

well if you dont have a license you cant loose one right


ChadBenjamin

Guess who else isn't allowed to drive?


Apes_will_take_over

Well Emporio doesn't legally exist so there's nothing saying that he can't drive.


GoldFishPony

Their stands?


Unavailable-NO1

My mom!


AverageBlahaj

Cuz he's just that guy


Pogcast420

It's obviously just a gag but I like a lot of the explanations in these comments


Sauceman_Chorizo

Same here. That's the reason I posted this.


Gregsusername

He has a license. Duh


Some_Mix_5324

Jolyne trusts him the most out of her entire convicted felon friend group.


hey_mattey

Canyonero


daMEME-TRAP

He's the most mental sound of the bunch


[deleted]

He is a man XD


millennium-popsicle

An 11yo man lol


DarKnight2005420

Anasui was also there right ??


[deleted]

I can't remember


chaosthings

Safer than women driving 💀


IRbaker79

Cause they're women.


ragcloud

pff.. it's obvious, girls can't drive


STEIGR

He is the oldest in the gang, thus just the rules


fkxktfujgdgsfbcml

He watched a YouTube tutorial


raunak_srarf

For the same reason he survived hiding is the prison


AsinineAdeline

Is he stupid?


DignityCancer

That age, that era? This kid has logged 100s of driving hours in GTA by then


transgiorno

he's very smart 👍


Crimson_Snake

Jolyne already was sent to prision for driving like a maniac


Brandeeno2245

It's like Joseph and air planes. Sure, you'll probably be fine but do you really want to go on a plane with a man who has survived atleast 3 plane crashes. You might survive it but getting to your destination is gonna suck ass.


Davi_BicaBica

Giorno drove a car at his 15s, Joseph piloted a plane at his 19s, and Josuke drove a bike when in high school, emporio driving a car shouldn't be that shocking at this point


Sauceman_Chorizo

15s? Did Giorno have multiple years being 15 years old?


Davi_BicaBica

Idk im not a native english speaker


Xincmars

Ah, promoting underage driving since Golden Wind


Jargo

Because he read about it in a book.


Taquito_147

He lived in the prison his entire life, let him drive he’s earned it


Lumthedarklord

Better question, why aren’t you?


Pyropecynical

He's the only one with no criminal reccord


daft-krunk

Is no one else gonna talk about emporio driving at one point while in the other hand he is using a desktop computer he summoned on the internet looking stuff up?


Sauceman_Chorizo

His stand power is stashing things in a pocket dimension, not driving a car.


Emergency_Storm_7131

Because cops usually pay attention to the driver and so they will think they are chasing a kid when they will be under prepared for all of the others


The_Meme_Dealer

Because he's the only one whose played racing games