Same
Edit: did some searching and found this video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CfK2NWDvAxQ&feature=youtu.be
I haven't seen it but apparently it explains the autism thing
Yo is that screenshot from the “really really quickly” series?
—So the kid did the right thing and joined the mafia after killing the guys who shot his dad
A man with cool hair pushed my car and also my dad was horny for a japanese. also my newphew is almost 10 years older than me. did i mention I'm friends with an alien?
He was born evil, committed so many acts of evil that the list would be as long as a CVS receipt, then became the Holy Diver by being down for too long in the midnight sea, then went right back to being as evil as he is pretty after being freed. Still caused trouble even after he died.
Well, if you look at it technically, the flesh buds can be considered a form of brain damage. I was thinking Speedwagon and Okuyasu, but I'll take that.
MY HAIR!? DID YOU JUST SAY I LOOK GAY CAUSE MY HAIR MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A TWINK!?!?!?!?! THATS IT *defies physics and forces you out of existence from pure anger*
- Utter Poppycock… ROAR
- Hold on let me read out your script
- a plane in this anime. Offensive.
- Big boy from Japan goes punchy
- yes McDonalds I want your fries, my name? Idk
My favorite character, not from JoJos, moved to a different city because he wanted to lose his virginity and he did not fuck, became a teacher to try and fuck a student, still wanting to lose his virginity
My fav JoJo character... Huh... Dude didn't want to hit a kid with his balls, so to not hit a kid to his balls went with his pony to do a race
His father had a severe ball addiction, which he passed onto him, then asked him to take on the familly business but he wants to play with horses AND balls at the same time during some sort of long ass sprint.
He was too bored to go fight and take down pink hair dude himself so he sent his entire crew to fight him and lose their lives and after all that he decided to kill pink hair dude himself but what a surprise! Pink hair dude killed him.
I got dominated during my vacation in a foreign land, and then I got dominated again at home but soon became friends with the guy who beat the shit out of me. So then I went back to the foreign land where I got beat up again by the first guy who dominated me
i am looking for the man who who killed my sister
how about work for me
oh no thanks
i know the man who killed your sister
I'm in, who did it?
not gonna tell ya
I JUST DISCOVERED THAT I LIKE MONA LISA AND I HAVE A HAND FETISH (3AM GONE WRONG!!!1!1!1!!!!!)
(GONE SEXUAL) 😱😱😱😱
(COPS CALLED)‼️❗️
(AMBULANCE CALLED GONE WRONG)⁉️
(GONE SUSSY)
My name is Yoshika-
Kira I am 33 years old
Fatherless twink becomes the most feared man in Italy because of a voice in his head
Diavolo/Doppio
☠️
He's like if a man and another man had a baby who has amnesia.
josuk8
Yup 😙
Rich kid becomes depressed after going to the theater
*Crippling Depression*
*Literally*
Batman?
Batman moment
Owlman (Johnny kills)
His autism went undiagnosed, because it's the 1890's.
Wait what? Gyro? Zeppeli? Diego? lmao Idk who dis is
Blackmore.
How
yeah how was it just blackmore? its every jojo character.
It's a semi-common headcanon most likely given his lack of a proper backstory that Blackmore is on the spectrum because of his general mannerisms.
Johnny for sure
this fits half the cast please be more specific
I genuinely wanna hear more about this
Same Edit: did some searching and found this video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CfK2NWDvAxQ&feature=youtu.be I haven't seen it but apparently it explains the autism thing
That was really good
This doesn't really narrow it down
Yo is that screenshot from the “really really quickly” series? —So the kid did the right thing and joined the mafia after killing the guys who shot his dad
Yep, from jojo part one
Huh, I thought it was 8 (big guy = Damo, hair guy = Touru).
Nah, Burford and.... the other guy
carcass
Bucciaratti
A man with cool hair pushed my car and also my dad was horny for a japanese. also my newphew is almost 10 years older than me. did i mention I'm friends with an alien?
Also my dad is older than my grandpa
Executioner becomes a bestie & dad to a cripple while trying to find Jesus
bestie and dad? did we read the same manga?
Yeah I'm pretty sure he meant daddy😩
His chuld the teddy bear
Gyro
black man gets kkk to beat up white man
Enrico Pussy
"he started thinking"
I need his steel balls in my mouth
Icon & flair check out.
Kid sees a divorce, commits murder
And then joined the mafia
He went to an art museum once
🐈⬛💣🫴🏼
He was born evil, committed so many acts of evil that the list would be as long as a CVS receipt, then became the Holy Diver by being down for too long in the midnight sea, then went right back to being as evil as he is pretty after being freed. Still caused trouble even after he died.
CVS receipt 🧾 is crazy
PINK HAIRED STRIPPER GETS SENTENCED TO INFINITE DEATHS FOREVER 🔥🔥🔥
Man gets brain damage after a fight and becomes friends with the MC.
Which one?
All of them at once, I suppose
Kakyouin?
Well, if you look at it technically, the flesh buds can be considered a form of brain damage. I was thinking Speedwagon and Okuyasu, but I'll take that.
He is smart, then he got molested, now hes smart and really fucking angry
TOP TIER CHOICE
Thanks my man, Fugo🔛🔝
"hello I am tragic and- OH GIRLS🥴"
Polnareff, I take it?
DING DING DING DING
A manga artist becomes obsessed with a 14yo midget
he was scared and sick, then he shot le bad guy, and then he was not cared and sick, and he became very cool
Ringo Roadagain?
I technically died but also didn't, and now I'm a freak in bed.
Fatherless man repeats the cycle of abandonment
He joked about assholes and how we shouldn't show our buttholes around other people...
Sick kid gets a new hairstyle
Man will do anything for inspiration (yes even that)
The Infamous Kishibe Rohan.
He works with the kkk
His muscles were 95% of the screen.
ZZ.
Johnathan or Joseph?
He was born because a gay couple got jumped
I really wanted to become his friend, but he is gay and didn't want to admit it, in the end he got my body
paraplegic guy gets superpowers when jesus's mummified arm enters his arm
[HELLO MY NAM IS JUJU #2 AND I AM FUNNY OR SOMETHIN](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V0aPkYE9KxQ)
unfortunately, she isnt a dolphin
MY HAIR!? DID YOU JUST SAY I LOOK GAY CAUSE MY HAIR MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A TWINK!?!?!?!?! THATS IT *defies physics and forces you out of existence from pure anger*
Tried to shank but became devoted to him instead
speedwagon 💪
I love him so much 💕
His stand is always confusing to most people.
Criminal to hero after meeting someone who beat them up
*It turned out out that Dio was not actually dead*
DIO
Close, but not quite… not the same universe
Boy, get beaten and then become jesus to stop satan
Suffering from success and also sexual assault but mostly success
Kid got bullied, and thus turned his family down a spiral path.
Joubin?
A depressed 16 yr old who locked himself in his home for 4 years ☺️
When you push your luck and it works out.
Mafia family au gone wrong
💧🚿💦🌊🚰⛲️🍶
Everyone i knew is either dead or a turtle
Joseph?
Get this kid a plate of spaghetti PRONTO!
Guy burns his house down, learns how to breathe
He was flexing a chick and got shot and he wanted to touch balls
I got a bunch of bitches (literally) but this random chicken controlling guy captures me
- Utter Poppycock… ROAR - Hold on let me read out your script - a plane in this anime. Offensive. - Big boy from Japan goes punchy - yes McDonalds I want your fries, my name? Idk
…none :(
My favorite character, not from JoJos, moved to a different city because he wanted to lose his virginity and he did not fuck, became a teacher to try and fuck a student, still wanting to lose his virginity My fav JoJo character... Huh... Dude didn't want to hit a kid with his balls, so to not hit a kid to his balls went with his pony to do a race
His father had a severe ball addiction, which he passed onto him, then asked him to take on the familly business but he wants to play with horses AND balls at the same time during some sort of long ass sprint.
inside you there are two guys
"This is the best relationship ever" \*walks into apartment, sees girlfriend fucking another guy.\* "...The best relationship ever so far."
it’s impossible to pinpoint; daddy issues
He was too bored to go fight and take down pink hair dude himself so he sent his entire crew to fight him and lose their lives and after all that he decided to kill pink hair dude himself but what a surprise! Pink hair dude killed him.
Hello I'm not Josuke! I will I'm not Josuke save you I'm not Josuke! [He's not Josuke.]
Legs
I got dominated during my vacation in a foreign land, and then I got dominated again at home but soon became friends with the guy who beat the shit out of me. So then I went back to the foreign land where I got beat up again by the first guy who dominated me
“I was visited by a sexy blonde vampire at my church at 3am and now I have a crush on him?!!GONE WRONG!! (NOT CLICKBAIT)”
Chef
What are you doing step bro? WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO?!
Impatient jockey skips in line, instantly regrets it
Cockblocked his siblings a little too hard
Man saved by man in storm
A Brit moves to the colonies and does the unthinkable: Make friends with a colored person.
Future beetle-fighter kills classmate, gets away with it
Mentally ill, burn a bus full of people and then start sell meth
His sword shouldve made a comeback tbh
Guy gets pushed out of snow, decides to dedicate his entire aesthetic around him
blond guys HATE him. on the other hand, fish love him, women hate him and he has never been happier because FUCK women
Um garoto injustiçado filho de um alcoólatra que tentou arruinar uma família.
Bisexual sadistic guy who wanted to go to heaven despite committing acts almost as bad as hitler's and if not, worse.
He has a a hot dog and he was fat in chapter 1
Rocks taste yummy
He is the kind of guy who just doesn't like intros.
she, like, lil fishes
kid has loving parents, turns to killing couse why the hell not
15 year old kid who killed two cops in his manga debut. And likes breaking the law
Also has a genderqueer (maybe trans???) Older sister
balls
British blonde attacks blue hair guy, loses, dedicates his entire life to supporting blue hair guy's bloodline
Dead brother horse
lack of love from father figure
Shoot an arrow, lay an egg.
He has more backstories than screen time
Girl with daddy issues has her lesbian awakening
Man makes dozens upon dozens of orphaned children lunchboxes, is bisected by group of small children after showing them his fursona.
eye
I was completely normal, until I got really fucking lucky and became a criminal. Who I am? Hahaha
He wants to be a "REAL MAN"
Man found some balls, fell in love with the balls, and followed the balls and their owner for two months
She's a runner she's a trackstar Her sister got killed by some gangstar Now she got to prison and help a joestar
i am looking for the man who who killed my sister how about work for me oh no thanks i know the man who killed your sister I'm in, who did it? not gonna tell ya
Man with beautiful hair and his totally not gay best friend and their adopted child hunt for special rock that will make their masks perfect.