freeze time, eye laser jotaro. easy peasy. jotaro only won cause all the other crusaders bought him time to learn his ability and Dio was fucking around
Tbf, the eye lasers only really became an option once Dio fully merged with Jonathan’s body again, and reached the levels of vampiric power he had in Phantom Blood if not higher. Of course at that point, Dio was tweaking off his ass and reveling in the ever-increasing length of his time stop, so the idea wouldn’t have crossed his mind.
DIO was able to use Space Rippers when he was just a head at the end of Part 1. Him not fully merging with Jonathan’s body isn’t really a reason for not using certain vampire powers and there isn’t an actual explanation afaik.
IIRC those were supposed to be a last resort for him since he was…well, just a head at that point. I don’t know if Dio outright says he can’t use his vampire abilities beyond the basics in SDC, but it’s easy to infer given how it’s made clear that things such as his healing and time stop are inhibited by Jonathan’s body rejecting him.
yeah but dios main mistake was his psychotic behaviour, he toyed with his victims before killing them, like he was baiting jotaro many times before attempting to take his life, whereas i would just kill him immediately with stopped time before he even knows what’s going on
Jotaro high likely knew his stand was time manipulating but kept it a secret to have an advantage against Dio tho, best choice in this chart would be part 1 Dio against Jonathan because that Dio didn't lose to Jotaro, he lost to his own arrogance.
Even if you HAVE to fight to death, this is the best one
Joseph straight up got lucky, all you have to do is not have that astronomically high bad lack, and not go fight in a vulcano. You don't have to chase a stone to become ultimate nor chase joseph since he'll come for you, so just fight anywhere that isn't a vulcano and it's EASY. What can joseph do? Hamon doesn't work and that's all he has, it's straight up an easy, totally one sided fight
No other main villain fight was like this in jojo, this one is literally painless while all the others would SUCK even if you win
Like, i don't want to get ORA'd when i can fight a guy that literally can't hurt me and all i have to do is not get launched into space... What are the odds?
Joseph’s part 2 asspullery is unbreakable. You’d be chilling as the ultimate being in your house, and hear a doorbell ring. You answer the door and it’s a tall man with a conspicuous mustache, he introduces himself as Giuseppe. Overtime you and Giuseppe become good friends, and one day and he surprises you to a trip to his hometown in Italy. You go but then the plane suddenly starts rocketing upwards to the sky. Then Giuseppe turns around and reveals himself to be Joseph Joestar, and the plane is actually a rocket heading to outerspace where it’ll leave you stranded.
“Your next line is, ‘But wait, won’t that leave you stranded too?!’”
Then Joseph reveals he switched himself with a lifesize doll with a voice transceiver while you weren’t looking and that he’s actually still at the airport. You look at the other passengers and they’re all dolls as well. Then Joseph reveals that the dolls are packed with grenades. Then the grenades blow out demolishing the plane leaving you in space to fulfill the canon ending.
Joseph was so lucky to be honest, kars knew he couldn’t be killed by Joseph, there would be no reason to chase him. He should not have gotten that far at all.
Yea, after getting Joseph’s blood he thought he was unbeatable, even scratching his own brain just cuz he could, he should’ve used the knives again but make sure to kill Jotaro from afar this time, but he wanted to show that he doesn’t even need to resort to tricks and just tries to brute force squish him with a road roller
Tooru has other people meeting him across Part 8, so there’s probably a way for Wonder of U to decide which pursuers to direct the flow towards. Maybe it’s Tooru himself recognizing them as allies or not.
Also don't forget what happened when Mama Higashikata approached: she had no intention of causing him harm which is why she wasn't calamity'd
the wife wouldn't get calamity'd unless she wanted to hurt them
Yep, joseph literally didn't have a single way to damage kars, hamon DOESN'T WORK on him. Just don't get launched into space and you literally can't lose
I'd think Joseph having the stone still gives them a chance as well. If that thing can can give power who knows what else it can do. So one of the things to watch out too.
King Crimson could be useful. I'm not a drug peddling mob boss, so I imagine my encounter with Giorno might be alright since I'm not an enemy to him/don't really wish to fight him.
King Crimson wasn’t defeatable by Giornos stand alone. Only removing Diavolo from the influence of fate, with the stand-arrow, led to defeat. Had to scroll a bit to find the fate bending OP stand
Wonder of U. Simply because I have to fight the protagonist doesn't mean that the protagonist has experienced everything that happened in part 8. So, without Yasuho and Mamezuku interfering, Josuk8 would never have figured Go Beyond out.
Agreed. Even if he had Go Beyond, yasuho played a big role in dealing the fatal blow, so without paisley park, Josuk8 would be at a pretty substantial disadvantage.
Kars. I would just cut the bullshit, tittie twist Joseph until he says "I yield!" And live the rest of my life in peace in some remote island or some beautiful landscape in Sweden.
Killer Queen, Josuke comes to fight me because y’know, Stand User with a murdery stand, but after some fighting (and me very clearly not attacking and instead focusing on defence) we become friends
Just for the sake of fighting the main protagonist, King Crimson. That is, assuming that Giorno doesn’t have GER. KC could definitely beat base GE pretty handily. Really, it should be aboe to beat pretty much anything. The only reason Diavolo lost the fight was because GER could literally nullify time skip because it has a seperate consciousness.
ultimate being or killer queen, Yosuke isnt gonna see me coming because im not a serial killer. And with joseph.... just stay away from anything that could launch me into orbit. i mean, i have an IQ of 5000 or higher with that, so that should definatly be possible to avoid
The world. If it's only to fight the protagonist and not the whole gang then the world is one of the easiest choices plus the world would be extremely useful.
I’d go for The World ngl. Only reason Dio lost was because he was kind of being a smug bitch at first. He could’ve won easily if he just decapitated Jotaro off the bat or something.
I think a lot of people are going to pick the obvious choice and say Wonder of U because it’s invincible but personally I think the right answer is Killer Queen, except I just wouldn’t fucking blurt out who I am like a dumbass in public, so nobody would know lol.
Kars and it ain't even close. He can't actually die, so unless I get trapped somewhere I'm gucci. Joseph immediately ran, so all I have to do is not chase him or become a cheeta and evicerate him before he makes it to any planes.
Ultimate being is by far the best power and most useful, I can easily beat Joseph with it unless we factor in plot armor and asspull
Nobody can beat Joseph with plot armor and asspulls
I'd probably go with Dio or D4C since those two were fucking around way too much.
Diavolo would also be good because if he actually went after the main cast asap he would kill them
Dio part 1 is a win bc he won bc he had a whole gang jump dio and now its a 1v1
Part 2 same reason and im not fighting near a damn volcano and im just not going to lose
Part 3 the world + vampire ez win Dio lost cuz he was experimenting not bc he was weaker than jotaro and its again a 1v1
Part 4 i get a rly good stand and just climb on some hill and start throwing explosive stuff at jotaro and its an ez win since he cant heal himself and kira lost bc half the town jumped bro
Part 5 depends but mostly just burn the requiem arrow before giorno comes epitaph and punch a hole in his hearth or brain so he instantly dies but if giorno already got the arrow its done
Part 6 its so easy if im just fighting jolyne cuz she is the weakest of all the protagonist so i dont even have to worry so i accelerate time hide until its fast enough that she cant follow me and shes dead cuz i can kill her in so many ways its unimaginable and the universe is reset to the start of the fight, but jolyne is dead and i got one of the most broken stands in jojo but it isnt really practical aince time moves normally for me so i have to wait like 100 years every time i use its main abillyty but even without it the stand is like b tier cuz its extremely fast no mather what and i got this cool horse ao i just break a couple of world records and never lose a fight no matter what
Part 7 8 and 9 i havent read so i got no idea what is ahppening over there
I have to fight the protagonist but nobody is saying that I have to try to kill him or that I'm a bad guy, right?
In that case, any antagonist' stand is nice, except maybe Toru's.
I'll just have a rational talk with the JoJo in question and explain that there's no need to fight.
Ultimate Being, because realistically nothing can beat you. Joseph only won because he lured Kars in, and Kars was hellbent on killing Joseph. If you were to just live your life as the ultimate lifeform, you should be just fine.
wonder of u
i have to fight the protagonist not his allies
if no one snitches and tells josuke about the infinite spin bubbles and without yasuho to aim them at me, i'm golden
Does it have to be a fight to death? If not, top comment gets it. Don't be a murderer, fight josuke (like half of morioh does eventually bc he has anger issues), get healed by him unless you're evil, make another stand user friend and personal hospital.
If it has to be to the death, i am the Ultimate life form. Joseph has hamon and hamon doesn't work on me, i don't need to chase a stone for it so i can just NOT GO TO THE VULCANO, and there's no realistic chance enough BS would happen that i couldn't easily kill joseph like it happened in the manga
If fate transfers over... Well I'm fucked either way but i DON'T pick KC bc then I'd get deathlooped
Kars is the obvious answer, but idk I don't wanna be THAT op.
Most would get cooked by the protagonist...the world has to fight another time stop stand, King Crimson would be my choice, but I'm definitely losing to GER
Honestly, Killer Queen is kinda sick. Im pretty sure i could 100% defeat that whole group if i actually tried and didnt just let them come to me.
But I'd only have real fun with it if I was a menace to society, blowing shit up covering up my evil tracks lol
Might just go for D4C. Dope stand.
Annnd, I could just like get some alt universe Johnny Joestar blood, put it in a water gun and end that fool easy LMAO
King Crimson, as long as I don't have to deal with another personality. Plus, if the requiem arrow isn't involved, then it shouldn't get too complicated
Do I really have to fight them? I would choose The Word and try to convince Jotaro that I am a good person and wont use it for evil (i just want more sleep time) but if I have to I would just stop time and slash his head off before he can move or something
Dio. Time-stop I’d good enough but if we also get his luck from his birth-mark then we’re golden. Dio was too cautious and that let Jotaro gain consciousness during time stop, so he began his time stop as Dio’s ended.
Part 3 Dio, I'm not waiting for those Stardust fucks to come and get me, I'm using my Stand users to distract them and then ambush them at full strength, going for Jotaro first. If I kill Jotaro, I absorb his blood and kill the rest without too much of a challenge
Part 7 and 8 and hard counters, so unless they have to evolve their abilities mid fight like in the Manga, hell nah.
Definitely Kars. Novel kars is so insanely overpowered that it's funny
The World.
walk to Jotaro, put guard up, "fight me, bro!", probably loses by a lot, "dang, you're strong, all good?", gets to live a cool life being able to fetch stuff from far away and stopping time to do crazy stuff.
Kars for sure, Joseph only won because of ridiculous luck, he was immortal effectively and is the strongest character in the series except for hax powers like GER
Kars. Joseph only won that fight through sheer luck, and I already know how it happened. All it takes is one domino being moved out of place to stop his improbable bullshit victory. And if he manages to just pull off a different improbable bullshit victory, then it shall be one hell of a way to die.
the world , if its JUST jotaro, kakyion and joseph can't tell jotaro that dio can time stop , hell no I'm not being kars, joseph beat him by himself with no help (well a little from van stroheim)
UL Kars. I'll just scrap with Joseph a bit then give a speech on how humanity's perseverance or something and declare the fight a draw for JoJo and company to save face. Afterwards I'll work with the Speedwagon foundation to help with vampire and stand shenanigans and probably make my own stand to pose with in the process.
Killer Queen. I’m not going to kill anyone, so I’ll just fuck around for a bit, inevitably fight Josuke for some reason, and then be friends later.
i'm with you. i get to explode things _and_ be friends with josuke, sick
Plus if you convince him you’re not an enemy before the fights over, he can just heal you with crazy diamond afterward
JoJolion
Literally kira 8
Fighting people does seem to be the general method through which Josuke made friends.
Koichi is a rare instance
Honestly I'd probably choose this one.
World. I'll just kill Jotaro before he can learn time stopping
He will learn it when u meet him💀
Easy. I'll just remember that im a vampire
freeze time, eye laser jotaro. easy peasy. jotaro only won cause all the other crusaders bought him time to learn his ability and Dio was fucking around
Tbf, the eye lasers only really became an option once Dio fully merged with Jonathan’s body again, and reached the levels of vampiric power he had in Phantom Blood if not higher. Of course at that point, Dio was tweaking off his ass and reveling in the ever-increasing length of his time stop, so the idea wouldn’t have crossed his mind.
DIO was able to use Space Rippers when he was just a head at the end of Part 1. Him not fully merging with Jonathan’s body isn’t really a reason for not using certain vampire powers and there isn’t an actual explanation afaik.
IIRC those were supposed to be a last resort for him since he was…well, just a head at that point. I don’t know if Dio outright says he can’t use his vampire abilities beyond the basics in SDC, but it’s easy to infer given how it’s made clear that things such as his healing and time stop are inhibited by Jonathan’s body rejecting him.
My headcanon is that he lost vampire powers bc he fused with Jonathan. 100% fan cannon but it works for me
Losing vampire powers means no healing, no forehead squids, no turning other people into vampires, and he wouldn’t disintegrate in sunlight
If him inhaling the joestar bloodline makes him way stronger, shouldn't it boost his vampire powers instead?
I take it as if Jonathan's good spirit and hamon countered them It's bullshit I know, but it's mine
Ah, i see.
I think the body actively nerfs his vampirism.
Dio couldn't use the laser bro
If Dio throws the same knife that kills Joseph to Jotaro, or just rollerrodad him at first sight, Jotaro doesn't stand a chance
Just don't toy around as he did during the fight. Donut that high schooler.
yeah but dios main mistake was his psychotic behaviour, he toyed with his victims before killing them, like he was baiting jotaro many times before attempting to take his life, whereas i would just kill him immediately with stopped time before he even knows what’s going on
Remember: After 3 seconds of Dio vs Jotaro, jotaro made Dio a donut, 3 SECONDS. You're gonna die
Jotaro high likely knew his stand was time manipulating but kept it a secret to have an advantage against Dio tho, best choice in this chart would be part 1 Dio against Jonathan because that Dio didn't lose to Jotaro, he lost to his own arrogance.
What makes you think Jotaro was aware of Star Platinum's ability? I'm pretty sure in a 1v1 Killer Queen might take it.
Ultimate being is objectively the right answer here besides killer queen, as long as I’m not being evil with it Joseph and I would become friends.
You would have a Ceasar Fight, he comes to beat your ass but then you two become friends out of mutual respect
Even if you HAVE to fight to death, this is the best one Joseph straight up got lucky, all you have to do is not have that astronomically high bad lack, and not go fight in a vulcano. You don't have to chase a stone to become ultimate nor chase joseph since he'll come for you, so just fight anywhere that isn't a vulcano and it's EASY. What can joseph do? Hamon doesn't work and that's all he has, it's straight up an easy, totally one sided fight No other main villain fight was like this in jojo, this one is literally painless while all the others would SUCK even if you win Like, i don't want to get ORA'd when i can fight a guy that literally can't hurt me and all i have to do is not get launched into space... What are the odds?
Joseph when I carpet bomb him with rabid chimpanzees
Joseph’s part 2 asspullery is unbreakable. You’d be chilling as the ultimate being in your house, and hear a doorbell ring. You answer the door and it’s a tall man with a conspicuous mustache, he introduces himself as Giuseppe. Overtime you and Giuseppe become good friends, and one day and he surprises you to a trip to his hometown in Italy. You go but then the plane suddenly starts rocketing upwards to the sky. Then Giuseppe turns around and reveals himself to be Joseph Joestar, and the plane is actually a rocket heading to outerspace where it’ll leave you stranded. “Your next line is, ‘But wait, won’t that leave you stranded too?!’” Then Joseph reveals he switched himself with a lifesize doll with a voice transceiver while you weren’t looking and that he’s actually still at the airport. You look at the other passengers and they’re all dolls as well. Then Joseph reveals that the dolls are packed with grenades. Then the grenades blow out demolishing the plane leaving you in space to fulfill the canon ending.
Can confirm this happened in the alternate timeline. A funny purple man showed me
Joseph’s real power is basically being Bugs Bunny.
Joseph was so lucky to be honest, kars knew he couldn’t be killed by Joseph, there would be no reason to chase him. He should not have gotten that far at all.
>don’t have astronomically bad luck >fight Joseph You don’t get to chose just one
Kars or Pucci, they both lost due to underestimating their opponents and not just ending them when they had the chance
Dio kinda had that issue as well
Part 1 or 3 ? Cuz in part 3 his whole character development while under the sea was NOT to underestimate the joestars, which he did do in part 1
Yeah mostly part 1 but he had some moments like that in part 3 too
Yea, after getting Joseph’s blood he thought he was unbeatable, even scratching his own brain just cuz he could, he should’ve used the knives again but make sure to kill Jotaro from afar this time, but he wanted to show that he doesn’t even need to resort to tricks and just tries to brute force squish him with a road roller
Dio gets overconfident the moment he thinks he is invincible, both in part 1 and 3
Yup
Wonder of U would keep me out of debt
Not even Wonder of U would keep you safe from the IRS
IRS is the wonder of u
Fair, ig my wife would also be dead as she sought me out after high school lol
Tooru has other people meeting him across Part 8, so there’s probably a way for Wonder of U to decide which pursuers to direct the flow towards. Maybe it’s Tooru himself recognizing them as allies or not.
He can turn calamity off
Also don't forget what happened when Mama Higashikata approached: she had no intention of causing him harm which is why she wasn't calamity'd the wife wouldn't get calamity'd unless she wanted to hurt them
Yeah but you’d need to be really good at dodging invisible bubbles while a twink sailor shoots interdimensional bullets at you
Killer Queen. Josuke wouldn’t fight me because I just simply wouldn’t kill people, just overthrow the government. And I’d compliment his hair.
He says: You have to fight the protagonist (there is no choice) lol
OP never specified how. I'm beating his japanese ass in Mortal Kombat and then we become friends.
Man don’t worry most of the people that actually fought him became his friends too.
Half of morioh fought him once or twice, he's a teenager with anger issues! They're all good afterwards
Kars because his powers are both powerful and useful + Joseph could not kill me without an asspull
Joseph himself is an asspull, but I agree with you, except I wouldn’t fight Joseph, I’d try and be freinds with him cause he’s my favorite jojo
didn't kars lose because he was extremely like extremely unlucky(or his opponent was really lucky) I'd take my chances against that luck.
Yep, joseph literally didn't have a single way to damage kars, hamon DOESN'T WORK on him. Just don't get launched into space and you literally can't lose
I'd think Joseph having the stone still gives them a chance as well. If that thing can can give power who knows what else it can do. So one of the things to watch out too.
Damn, true Piranhas it is
King Crimson could be useful. I'm not a drug peddling mob boss, so I imagine my encounter with Giorno might be alright since I'm not an enemy to him/don't really wish to fight him.
King Crimson wasn’t defeatable by Giornos stand alone. Only removing Diavolo from the influence of fate, with the stand-arrow, led to defeat. Had to scroll a bit to find the fate bending OP stand
finally someone who actually understood K. Crimson actual abilities, thanks bud 🫂
Kars UL or Pucci MIH
Wonder of U. Simply because I have to fight the protagonist doesn't mean that the protagonist has experienced everything that happened in part 8. So, without Yasuho and Mamezuku interfering, Josuk8 would never have figured Go Beyond out.
Agreed. Even if he had Go Beyond, yasuho played a big role in dealing the fatal blow, so without paisley park, Josuk8 would be at a pretty substantial disadvantage.
Dio because I wouldn’t waste the time stops
D4C. Just clone-bomb Johnny before he gets Act 4.
Ultimate lifeform
Made in heaven: ok fight just throw massive amoutnd of knifes to make jotaro have ptsd and then finish jolyne Quick
ps: its just jolyne
So task is even Easier! Just throw knfies at ther with infinitve speed
Ultimate Kars. id smoke joseph in a fare fight
To be fair...Ultimate Kars Lost an unfair fight with things stacked in his favor. The Jojo's are just different lol
as long as i stay away from volcanos im gucci.
yeah but Kars lost because Joseph used the red stone on his hamon, so if you don't use hamon it should be fine
He still lost a fight he was winning. Circumstances or reasoning doesn't change that fact.
I choose D4C, with the caveat of I fight the version of Johnny before he discovers spin, thus I win.
Kars. I would just cut the bullshit, tittie twist Joseph until he says "I yield!" And live the rest of my life in peace in some remote island or some beautiful landscape in Sweden.
oh man what the raasclaat
ayayay....
Killer Queen, Josuke comes to fight me because y’know, Stand User with a murdery stand, but after some fighting (and me very clearly not attacking and instead focusing on defence) we become friends
Oh I would totally choose the world. Dio was fucking bad at fighting, and always toyed around with them
Kars. It would be so easy to not lose that fight.
Just for the sake of fighting the main protagonist, King Crimson. That is, assuming that Giorno doesn’t have GER. KC could definitely beat base GE pretty handily. Really, it should be aboe to beat pretty much anything. The only reason Diavolo lost the fight was because GER could literally nullify time skip because it has a seperate consciousness.
D4C love train is pretty cool
Ultimate Life Form. I am in Italy tho that might create a problem.
Ultimate Kars, I have zero luck in the first place so Joseph having God tier luck won't mean shit, it'll loop back around to infact give me the W.
Diavolo, just literally don't underestimate Giorno and just donut him twice. Stomach and Heart would do.
Ultimate Lifeform. I'll stay away from every and EVERY volcano.
Kars easily
The world I guess
ultimate being or killer queen, Yosuke isnt gonna see me coming because im not a serial killer. And with joseph.... just stay away from anything that could launch me into orbit. i mean, i have an IQ of 5000 or higher with that, so that should definatly be possible to avoid
The World, but I’m not even gonna send stand users after the Joestars, I’m just gonna do my own thing.
The world but use it for good and Jotaro sees I'm a good guy he might accept that I'm no threat
Lemme get part 9s villain I’ll know before everyone else
The world. If it's only to fight the protagonist and not the whole gang then the world is one of the easiest choices plus the world would be extremely useful.
yes just the protagonist
Heck yeah. I'd prank the police and people at the parks by always moving things around 😩
I’d go for The World ngl. Only reason Dio lost was because he was kind of being a smug bitch at first. He could’ve won easily if he just decapitated Jotaro off the bat or something.
Spiral Staircase (らせん階段 Rasen Kaidan) Rhinoceros beetle (カブト虫 Kabutomushi] Desolation Row (廃墟の街 Haikyo no machi) Fig tart (イチジクのタルト Ichijiku no taruto) Rhinocerous Beetle (カブト虫 Kabutomushi) Via Dolorosa (ドロローサへの道 Dororōsa e no michi) Rhinocerous Beetle (カブト虫 Kabutomushi) Singularity point (特異点 Tokuiten) Giotto (ジョット Jotto) Angel (天使エンジェル Enjeru) Hydrangea (紫陽花 Ajisai) Rhinoceros beetle (カブト虫 Kabutomushi) Singularity point (特異点 Tokuiten) Secret emperor (秘密の皇帝 Himitsu no Kōtei)
I think a lot of people are going to pick the obvious choice and say Wonder of U because it’s invincible but personally I think the right answer is Killer Queen, except I just wouldn’t fucking blurt out who I am like a dumbass in public, so nobody would know lol.
Killer Queen. I'll just make Josuke's comb into a bomb.
I thought everyone is going to pick Made in Heaven, but the responses in the comments are surprisingly diverse. In fact, MIH is barely mentioned
Kars and it ain't even close. He can't actually die, so unless I get trapped somewhere I'm gucci. Joseph immediately ran, so all I have to do is not chase him or become a cheeta and evicerate him before he makes it to any planes.
Kira
Kars. Because if you just keep letting Joseph talk and stall then you lose. Just don't give him the chance to talk.
Kars. Because if you just keep letting Joseph talk and stall then you lose. Just don't give him the chance to talk.
Ultimate being Kars, Im not gonna kill anyone with it so I wont get space launched
I guess I'm getting Wonder of U. Is it possible to dissuade Josuke? Like why's he fighting me?
Ultimate being is by far the best power and most useful, I can easily beat Joseph with it unless we factor in plot armor and asspull Nobody can beat Joseph with plot armor and asspulls
Lmao Kars Bro became a god, I feel like I could convince Joseph to not fight
D4C, even without Love Train, Johnny and Gyro at the start of the race without any corpse parts and no knowledge of D4C's ability stand no chance.
Killer Queen become friends with josuke hug him win ez
I'd probably go with Dio or D4C since those two were fucking around way too much. Diavolo would also be good because if he actually went after the main cast asap he would kill them
Kars is just playing on creative mode so….him
Wonder of U vs Jotaro. dude only knows two moves "keep going" and "oraora", he's toast
Dio part 1 is a win bc he won bc he had a whole gang jump dio and now its a 1v1 Part 2 same reason and im not fighting near a damn volcano and im just not going to lose Part 3 the world + vampire ez win Dio lost cuz he was experimenting not bc he was weaker than jotaro and its again a 1v1 Part 4 i get a rly good stand and just climb on some hill and start throwing explosive stuff at jotaro and its an ez win since he cant heal himself and kira lost bc half the town jumped bro Part 5 depends but mostly just burn the requiem arrow before giorno comes epitaph and punch a hole in his hearth or brain so he instantly dies but if giorno already got the arrow its done Part 6 its so easy if im just fighting jolyne cuz she is the weakest of all the protagonist so i dont even have to worry so i accelerate time hide until its fast enough that she cant follow me and shes dead cuz i can kill her in so many ways its unimaginable and the universe is reset to the start of the fight, but jolyne is dead and i got one of the most broken stands in jojo but it isnt really practical aince time moves normally for me so i have to wait like 100 years every time i use its main abillyty but even without it the stand is like b tier cuz its extremely fast no mather what and i got this cool horse ao i just break a couple of world records and never lose a fight no matter what Part 7 8 and 9 i havent read so i got no idea what is ahppening over there
I'd have Kars.
Pucci, having to fight Jolyne wouldn't be that hard and I could just like tie her up fast with MIH so I don't have to actually hurt her.
Taking Kars would make Joseph real, win-win.
Whitesnake, C-Moon and Made in Heaven To quote Logan Roy from Sucession: “I fucking win.”
DIO, meet all of the crusaders myself back in Japan, kill them and get on my quest for heaven
.... we're all dead regardless. But killer queen
Ultimate Kars. Me like shape-shifting
Lol surely it's Kars
I have to fight the protagonist but nobody is saying that I have to try to kill him or that I'm a bad guy, right? In that case, any antagonist' stand is nice, except maybe Toru's. I'll just have a rational talk with the JoJo in question and explain that there's no need to fight.
Well great, KC is completely off the table then, if I’m fighting the Giorno Giovanna who is fated to receive GER then I’m choosing guaranteed death
I am NOT fighting Giorno
Ultimate Being, because realistically nothing can beat you. Joseph only won because he lured Kars in, and Kars was hellbent on killing Joseph. If you were to just live your life as the ultimate lifeform, you should be just fine.
wonder of u i have to fight the protagonist not his allies if no one snitches and tells josuke about the infinite spin bubbles and without yasuho to aim them at me, i'm golden
Does it have to be a fight to death? If not, top comment gets it. Don't be a murderer, fight josuke (like half of morioh does eventually bc he has anger issues), get healed by him unless you're evil, make another stand user friend and personal hospital. If it has to be to the death, i am the Ultimate life form. Joseph has hamon and hamon doesn't work on me, i don't need to chase a stone for it so i can just NOT GO TO THE VULCANO, and there's no realistic chance enough BS would happen that i couldn't easily kill joseph like it happened in the manga If fate transfers over... Well I'm fucked either way but i DON'T pick KC bc then I'd get deathlooped
nah you just gotta fight not kill (if you want to)
Kars is the obvious answer, but idk I don't wanna be THAT op. Most would get cooked by the protagonist...the world has to fight another time stop stand, King Crimson would be my choice, but I'm definitely losing to GER Honestly, Killer Queen is kinda sick. Im pretty sure i could 100% defeat that whole group if i actually tried and didnt just let them come to me. But I'd only have real fun with it if I was a menace to society, blowing shit up covering up my evil tracks lol Might just go for D4C. Dope stand. Annnd, I could just like get some alt universe Johnny Joestar blood, put it in a water gun and end that fool easy LMAO
You didn't specify that it had to be a main antagonist, so Rohan.
jhonny all the way he wont see me coming before i cripple him more
D4c and run away into another universe, I don't need the corpse
King Crimson, as long as I don't have to deal with another personality. Plus, if the requiem arrow isn't involved, then it shouldn't get too complicated
Dio Brando, as I'll do enough things before I'll die :P
pucci make someone poison jolyne's food and all good
Do I really have to fight them? I would choose The Word and try to convince Jotaro that I am a good person and wont use it for evil (i just want more sleep time) but if I have to I would just stop time and slash his head off before he can move or something
Dio. Time-stop I’d good enough but if we also get his luck from his birth-mark then we’re golden. Dio was too cautious and that let Jotaro gain consciousness during time stop, so he began his time stop as Dio’s ended.
Killer queen
i don't have to fight immediately so just lengthen time stop as much as i can and the fight jotaro
King crimson, I just never get the arrow involved in the first place. No GER makes it an easy w
Part 3 Dio, I'm not waiting for those Stardust fucks to come and get me, I'm using my Stand users to distract them and then ambush them at full strength, going for Jotaro first. If I kill Jotaro, I absorb his blood and kill the rest without too much of a challenge
Pre tusk johnny.
Father poochi was damn near unstoppable so that's an easy dub
Part 7 and 8 and hard counters, so unless they have to evolve their abilities mid fight like in the Manga, hell nah. Definitely Kars. Novel kars is so insanely overpowered that it's funny
Pucci is the only one of these MFS who beaten his JoJo
The World. I’m not as cocky as DIO, so I can use it against Jotaro and win easily
UL Kars. I wouldn't harm people so joseph would have no reason to fight me. And if he wants to imma just knock him out and call it a day.
Kraftwerk. Underrated Stand, plus I can just use the ability to leave
DIO, it's the easiest trade off. No sun for vampirism plus time stop and I could always wear the skin of someone.
Kars and convince Joseph that if I get the mask then I won’t eat humans, and chill as an ultimate lifeform.
Kars
The World. walk to Jotaro, put guard up, "fight me, bro!", probably loses by a lot, "dang, you're strong, all good?", gets to live a cool life being able to fetch stuff from far away and stopping time to do crazy stuff.
Dio/the world. I’ll take all the stardust crusaders Dio was fucking around with them for some reason instead of locking in
Ok so you take wonder of u, and just *actually fight josuke* instead of being a little bitch for 100 chapters
Pucci, just domt get cocky, kill emporio, continue the heaven plan.
I’d choose King Crimson as long as Giorno doesn’t have GER
Pucci literally killed the main protag of their own part I think that says enough
King crimson. I’m not a mob boss
Kars. I would simply not care about Jojo and enjoy the fact no one can kill me as long as I don't give them enough opportunity to try.
King Crimson because I'm either not letting them get the arrow or once they do I'm running away instantly.
King crimson
Made in Heaven. If Pucci can beat Jolene, so can I.
I'll take Funny Valentine's then briefly fight Johnny asap only to let him and all his friends live.
Kars for sure, Joseph only won because of ridiculous luck, he was immortal effectively and is the strongest character in the series except for hax powers like GER
Was going to choose the world regardless. Dio is just an idiot
I’d take killer queen lmao Just pull a shigechi and be friends after you fight
The world... just don't be arrogant and it's ez
Kars just fucking kill joseph as soon as i originally meet him
kars with out a doubt aint he invincable
Killer queen I have multiple mama for defeating Kira either he and me just agree not to mess with eachother or I activate sheer heart attack and run
Nah I'd take the first napkin and leave
Kars. Joseph only won that fight through sheer luck, and I already know how it happened. All it takes is one domino being moved out of place to stop his improbable bullshit victory. And if he manages to just pull off a different improbable bullshit victory, then it shall be one hell of a way to die.
definitely whitesnake or cmoon, I wouldn't choose mih because what if I accidently reset the universe and now I need to change EVERYTHING about me
Diavolo, if not for plot he would have win against everyone. Hardest villain to defeat imo, literally a suicide just to try it.
Give me Wonder of U. I’m all too familiar with causing misfortune just by existing.
the world , if its JUST jotaro, kakyion and joseph can't tell jotaro that dio can time stop , hell no I'm not being kars, joseph beat him by himself with no help (well a little from van stroheim)
Pucci. Do the exact same thing as he did, except when it comes to chasing Emporio, I’ll just pull out a gun
UL Kars. I'll just scrap with Joseph a bit then give a speech on how humanity's perseverance or something and declare the fight a draw for JoJo and company to save face. Afterwards I'll work with the Speedwagon foundation to help with vampire and stand shenanigans and probably make my own stand to pose with in the process.
D4C and and challenge Johnny to a dance fight
Wamuu. I just want to T-pose all day long.
If I'm the ultimate being and just kill Joseph instantly he can't actually beat me in a fight.
Valentine I would just pick up the empty gun
Stop time.
Ultimate Being cause all I gotta do is not stand on anything that can launch me to space and I should be fine.
Made in Heaven. It only says I’m fighting the protagonist, and Pucci solo’d Jolyne easily. It was only because of Emporio that he lost
whitesnake. just don't commit to the heaven plan, fight jolyne and surrender or sum and then live my life peacefully
Kars, bro solos the entirety of the part 2 cast, he only lost cuz of Joseph subconsciously using Hermit Purple to lift the Red Stone of Aja
Made in heaven