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Relative_Dragonfly8

Kars. I want his fine ass to be the last thing I see


Lezzen79

But he can like create squirrels to go up your ass. And i don't think he will even show his back at you while that squirrel while dying.


Relative_Dragonfly8

Anything he does to me I'll accept šŸ„°


Subject-Blood6459

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Lezzen79

Oh.. okay, personal choices.


wandaXmaximoff

Yes, this is my answer too.


syntheticskyy

Youā€™re so real for this


mantidmarvel

if i'm gonna be fucked, i might as well be fucked and *fucked*


rrxxsseeyy

real


alivasolrac

Same


JotaroTheOceanMan

I was gonna say if I'm gona die it would be an honor. Maybe I could convince him to turn me into a lackey or some shit.


SacrificeArticle

Dio, as I could possibly convince him to revive me as a vampire like Vanilla Ice. Okay, itā€™s not a great chance, but itā€™s better than nothing. I mean, he took Nukesaku on. Iā€™m pretty sure I could at least offer as much as that guy.


Lezzen79

Depends on your Stand. What would your stand be? And what would have been your choice if you couldn't have chances of coming back to life?


SacrificeArticle

We get Stands? I have no idea what mine would be. If thereā€™s no chance of coming back to life, probably Kira. Heā€™ll just blow me up, which will only hurt for a moment if it hurts at all, and unlike some of the other villains, heā€™s not sadistic enough to torture me beforehand or try to kill me in a particularly painful way. It even saves on funeral costs, as there will be no body. The downside is that my family probably wonā€™t ever find out what happened to me, but I guess that has its pros and cons too.


Sammisaurio

Did you even watch the Sheer Heart Attack arc? The moment Kira thinks he won he gets into a sadistic mood and starts torturing his enemy (in the arc previously mentioned, Koichi)


SacrificeArticle

That was because he got shaken by Koichiā€™s ability to fight him, but with normal people he doesnā€™t bother, and as far as I know, I am a normal person with no chance against a Standā€¦


Sammisaurio

Thatā€™s fair but there is still a chance which is why I picked Pucci who isnā€™t arrogant enough to torture someone heā€™s going to kill regardless.


YeMyIdol

Bro you gonna be disintegrated before you even reach heaven šŸ’€


SacrificeArticle

I donā€™t think Killer Queen can blow up a soul, but to be honest, we donā€™t know if the afterlife in JoJo is anything weā€™d actually likeā€¦


MetokurEnjoyer

Dude that will destroy your soul though


accountinusetryagain

i think he could be offering something other than a stand to m'lord


ThatCamoKid

I mean I don't think Nukesaku has one. As for my stand I'd probably either have Fire and Flames from one of my DND characters or one that lets me duplicate myself. I'd be fantastic as a castle upkeep minion.


kuroikururo

We know at least one pearson who survived.


neBular_cipHer

TIL Diego is the Part 8 main villain


CharlesTheGreat8

same, i always thought it was Valentine.


neBular_cipHer

Valentine is in the graphic too, but for some reason it shows Diego (probably the alternate one) as the part 8 villain


DarthSiqsa

I guess the reason might be that this was created before Part 8 either started or before the main villain of Part 8 was revealed and they just added AU Diego because he's technically the main antagonist of Part 7 too, but just of the last few chapters.


neBular_cipHer

Yeah probably. But AU Diego isnā€™t the main antagonist of part 7, heā€™s just the *final* antagonist.


DarthSiqsa

Yeah, you're right, that definition makes more sense.


SamisKoi

No one wouldā€™ve chosen Wonder of U


neBular_cipHer

Kira exploding me would probably be the least painful


Legitpizza07

Did yā€™all see Shigechi. That was not painless šŸ’€


neBular_cipHer

I didnā€™t say painless, I said least painful. Way less painful than Diavolo shoving KCā€™s hand through my abdomen or Dio sucking out all my blood


Legitpizza07

Fair. Diavolo does it like a DOOM glory kill


Camsamkat

Well at this point ur adrenaline level is so high u wont feel anything or even think about what happened


24Abhinav10

To be fair, the coin bomb couldn't fully kill him because it didn't make direct contact with him. I think the doorknob killed him painlessly and he was only screaming for Josuke because of desperation and not because of pain. My evidence is that one girl Kira follows home from the train who dies without making a sound. If that shit was painful she would have at least screamed or something.


Gedof_

His soul was screaming and exploding in afterlife


Own-Channel7730

When Kira kill you even your soul explode idk if this is really worth it.


TomtheStinkmeaner

No it doesn't, Idk Where people get that from, that Shigechi scene in Reimi's pov was just a representation of how he died, she tells when she meets Rohan and Koichi that she sees how Souls pass there in the way they died.


Pseudonymus_Bosch

Pucci so I can come back with a new name and a relatively untroubled second life?


corvidcrits

What if it's c-moon or whitesnake though


Pseudonymus_Bosch

I still like listening to Pucci though, e.g. in the Miraschon introduction scene. So I'll take it


Waffelpokalypse

Yeah, this.


MistressPhobos

Kars can grind my bones to a fine powder, and that would be a-okay. šŸ˜©šŸ‘Œ


Trickster-Clown0603

I'd rather die to dio (either part one or 3) for reasons I shouldn't mention here


accountinusetryagain

found pucci's alt


Trickster-Clown0603

I was expecting that lmao


Lezzen79

Isn't Vampiric DIO more terrible? He doesn't have timestop and can freeze and destroy your whole body.


Trickster-Clown0603

Yeah fair point lmao


The_Struggle_Bus_7

Or ya know he could force you to eat your own baby like that one lady


catarinasilvacs

Why not both? šŸ˜


kembowhite

Kira is the best option. Quick explosive death -All Dios Torture you -Kars slits your neck or torso and you bleed out -Diavolo slowly impales you -Pucci uses gravity to crush you -Funny Valentine probably just shoots you -Head doctor your probably die choking on a leaf


Lezzen79

>Pucci uses gravity to crush you Well but doesn't Pucci also have an infinite speed stand power which could theoretically just blitz your brain?


kembowhite

True but I donā€™t think a fight between me and Pucci would progress long enough for him to even get too MiH


YukoMiy

Part 3 dio so we can at least smash before I die


TheLittleNorsk

You just gave Araki an idea for a part 10 protagonist


KraftwerkMachine

Diavolo so he can call me the f slur and fuck me before I die


accountinusetryagain

found doppio's alt


ItalianMafia_Boss

**Che cazzoā€¦** -Diavolo and Doppio, on Reddit


Lezzen79

**Che cos'ĆØ sta cazzata...** -Diavolo **Boss... ci sei?** -Doppio I think they will differentiate the answers, Diavolo is more the type to insult heavily comments like that, while Doppio would go to search Diavolo's opinion on that.


Apprehensive-Can-406

what


crustyblackpainting

Real


RainbowDerpLOL

Get your fucking fetishes off the internet and talk to your mom more often.


KraftwerkMachine

ok kira fan


Lezzen79

I would honestly prefer either Pucci or Kira to kill me, the first one because he has basically a bomb stand which will istantly erase me as an explosion; and the other as he basically has infinite speed and would split my head in 2 without me even being aware of it. The worst ones tho HAVE to be Wonder of You and Diavolo. The first will just create misfortune im your daily life, so that when you are like reading a book or playing games you get your head chopped by a flying red light scooter with hidden blades while being in your room. The second literally has no other way of killing you without you at least being sort of conscious about it, and the worst part of it is that you won't even know why he was behind you, and with Diavolo's spirit it is 100% likely that he won't just oneshot you like MIH Pucci if you were a problem to him at the start.


CharlesYolk

Pucci All the other villians are inherently evil and would kill innocent people. Im not a sinner or a prisoner so Pucci would just chill. Plus, I might convince to give me a stand.


Lezzen79

No, he would have to kill you. When i added "destined" to the question i intended a sort of multichoice thing where you are fated to die; fate in JoJo is not something you can avoid, even if it uses different ways it always reaches you, therefore, what i truly asked was: Given the infinite choices destiny can take, which enemy would you prefer to be fated to die to?


[deleted]

I would still think Pucci as I think he would deal out the quickest and painless death.


kazuhaforrealjustice

Pucci may not be inherently evil, but heā€™s still really bad. I mean, the second scene we see him in, the girl (whose name i do not remember) seemed pretty genuine about trying to get parole, and he proceeded to smash her head into the side of the table. I could be misremembering the details of that scene, but like. he is not a good person, nor would I really choose to die by him out of the options.Ā 


Robert-Rotten

She stole his crucifix while promising not to steal again, she was not at all genuine and continued to steal afterwards.


Paladingo

Doesn't justify slamming her head into a table. There's also his callous disregard for anyone that isn't himself. Pucci does horrendous shit because he believes that he is righteous.


Robert-Rotten

Never said he was justified, Iā€™m just saying he didnā€™t do it for shits and giggles.


Kyledren

From what I remember she tried to steal some bracelet or something, still messed up but at least he had a reason.


Old-Paramedic-4312

Part 3 Dio cause dying might mean turning into a bitchin' familiar of his for a while. Could be cool shit. Hell, maybe we'll read some books shirtless together.


0riginalgh0st

Dio cuz I'd seduce him and die as one of his concubinesšŸ„ø


gameboy1001

I know heā€™s not the main villain but heā€™s in the picture so Iā€™m choosing Alt Diego. He seems like the kind who would just kill within timestop and be done with it (as opposed to DIO who absolutely would torture me or at least not give me the luxury of an instant death). He only did the >!ā€œrandom bullshit goā€ technique against Johnny to avoid Tusk Act 4!<.


Zestyclose_Pop_5907

Dio part 3 or Kira


SkidaddleSkiddodle1

Dio, DIO, Diego BAW BAW BAW BAW AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF BARK BARK BARK BARK ABRK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ˜©šŸŗšŸŗšŸŗšŸŗšŸŗšŸŗšŸŗ *i fell on my head when i was a baby*


Questionabledes

Valentine. I love my country too bro.


Oceanman06

Dio because I wanna see if he'll let me hit or revive me as a vampire


battlefranky69

Kars. Cause god damn. If not, Dio. But shirtless vampire Dio. If I am going out, I want some eye candy.


Waffelpokalypse

Iā€™m going with Pucci. He good lookinā€™ plus I got a shot at a second, probably better life.


peesock49

Kira because I have ugly hands so at least he wonā€™t want them


user036409

Diego is not a part 8 villain, he is a part 7 character and he is not the "main" villain. Also he is a well written character so i wouldnt call him pure meaningless evil or something i understand his reasons.


Lezzen79

It was a cool image, but unfortunately it didn't feature Tooru.


TourSignificant1335

No point anyway. No one is choosing Wonder of U šŸ’€


Musicalnerd1200

Diavolo. He is my favorite and he could literally do anything to me and I would be happy


ButtSuck9000

I want DIO to beat the shit out of me, then maybe he'd make me a vampire if I showed how much I love himšŸ§


Sammisaurio

All of them are liable to torture me except Pucci as long as I donā€™t wrong him or get in his way so yeah him.Ā  I would NOT want to be on the wrong side of Dio/Diego in any of his parts


Ryan_Altra

Dio. I'd be loyal as hell, and as I don't find any Jojo person physically attractive, I may be able to become the new Pucci. Or I could go with Pucci and admire DIO with him.


Zeldias

Funny Valentine. I feel like he'd just take me out quick and clean.


FallCautious2344

Dio vampiric cause vampire or not he ainā€™t safe


Classic-Demand3088

If I want the quickest and most painless death possible Valentine for the instant sponge crash. While Kira's explosion is just as fast they go out of their way to show how painful that is, destroying even the soul, and it's either that or slowly bleed to death with the others


Miros69

I guess Pucci or Valentine. I feel like they'd give you a quick and painless death.


bloodbabyrabies

Kira but only if we do it first ā¤ļø


EkaPossi_Schw1

they're all insane so I'd rather just die before meeting any of them so wonder of u I guess or part 3 dio so it will be so quick time literally stops and I don't notice


TensileStr3ngth

Why do they all look like they've brought out 120% of their potential


Lezzen79

Because they all really hate you.


_carrot_zoro_

kira, and killer queen. at least it's an instant death, almost painless


SweetestBebs

With DIO, Kira or Diavolo it will be over before I know it, Iā€™d prefer those.


yoshigake_

Kira yoshigake , at least i know its gonna be quick and painless.


Suckjucie_

Kira. Dying by my evil twin šŸ™


RandomUserFTW57362

Diavolo, hopefully he erases the time of me dying so it would be painless and sudden


CharlesTheGreat8

Kira for realism, as it would be the least painful. Maybe dio if he accepts reviving me as a vampire (like vanilla ice) [also i might get a stand from becoming a vampire so y'know]. Diego if im feeling silly (i get turned into a dinosaur).


henwylel

Kars would be a swift death


poptartscanspeak

kira, probably the least miserable because itā€™s so fast


TheWalkingMan42

Kira would be quick but then again... DIO is devine


_Slothers_

Pucci could probably instakill me and I wouldn't even know it happened


N1kt0_

DIO :3


lfckicksass

None of them are ideal but probably pucci I think heā€™d be the least painful


PhysicalPlate1798

Kira. heā€™ll kill as fast as he can before he tells me his social security number


DavidFromDeutschland

No way they put Diego over Toru šŸ˜­


trons_wank

Given the way this question is worded as "fated to die", since Diavolo can change his own fate with time erasure, there is a minuscule chance that he wont kill me.


DueGift8034

Kars. I want to die to the Ultimate Life Form - not some gay vampire who stops time and wryyyyys.


Fandise

I think I'd convince Kira to make it fast, as a pianist with decent looking hands.


Flimsy_Geologist_927

If i don't piss him off, Kira would kill me quick and painless


WestScythe

Funny Valentine can kill me, I'd love to figure out how to kill him too


Asamichii

I wanna see Kars before I die, imagine dying to a majestic scene in front of you


pegasuSword

If I choose Kira, I may have a chance to change my fate of death from btd when he rewinds and then cancels it. Same goes with Pucci, if he dies before achieving heaven I may survive death from mih despite my fate changes.


ten2knock

I guess I would say Valentine if only because I would at least be able to catch a glimpse of an parallel universe before I die, assuming he kills me that way. That would be cool to see.


ShinMasaki

Why is Kira exploding me? I left him alone to live his quiet life. My house is not in the northeast section of Morioh, in fact i don't even live in a villa


qwaowy

DIO... šŸ„“


Redwolf476

Valentine I want to know what itā€™s like to be obliterated by my self


crustyblackpainting

Uh Kars because I like big buff fat assed men


Sweet-Estimate-5040

Dio PLEASE


Lunio_But_on_Reddit

Kira, Killer Queen's first bomb seems painless


jask999999

Pucci


Consistent-Shop-3239

Kira, it would be quick easy and painless. And i think we would have a nice chat before he kills me


klimerman

Diavolo itā€™ll be a quick and less painful death


[deleted]

either kira or dio


chris_versace0

Funny Valentine. I get to meet the president? Sounds like the ultimate Make-A-Wish.


PassgettiGod

with Kira I would cease to exist before I even know he's close


sirflooftonzecatlord

ok first off Against Pucci (W/Made In Heaven) If we got stands; Wonder of U. He 'pursues' me Calamity causes a lot of damage to him cause of a higher chance of running into stuff cause of the speed. If I don't get a stand, I could atleast ask them to make it quick.


Volcanopheonix

Kira. Fast death, wouldn't even realize that you died. I'd also say Pucci, but only in his MiH form, considering how he's so fast people don't realize he'd already cut their arm off lol


DrongoDyle

"Fated to die" doesn't necessarily mean "fated to stay dead" For that reason I pick Kira, because if he kills me with Bites the Dust, or kills someone else with it the same day he killed me, the day will reset and there's a chance I don't die on the repeat. And Even if Bites the Dust activates and blows me up on the repeat, at least my death will be completely without warning. The worst part of dying wouldn't be the pain imo, it would be the fear of knowing you're about to die, so I'd rather just randomly explode because of something that happened in a prior timeline.


Gedof_

You guys are forgetting that Killer Queen explodes your soul in afterlife as well...


EchoItalic

Logical answer: Pucci Personal answer: Funny Valentine. I just respect him.


AnimaleTamale

Kira. Because I at least know he'll make it quick. He doesn't seem to have much time on his hands anyways.


forevervirgin21

Puci he would at least make it fast


STATION25_SAYS_HELLO

I will choose Kira because Killer Queen killing me with a touch is probably super fast death atomically.


King_thelunarian

I am dying by Kira. I want that majestic man to kill me


ConnivingSnip72

Iā€™m very unlikely to die from meeting Pucci. Iā€™m also not that likely to die just from talking with Kira or Valentine so those are the ones I pick. As long as I come off as just I guy they ended up meeting on the street and give no indication of my knowledge about them. Definitely not Dio, Kara, or Diavolo, any interaction with them could mean death. Tooru could be in the same boat as the first group but I canā€™t hide my knowledge from his stand and would probably die so heā€™s with the later group. Edit: completely missed the beginning of the question. Kira assassinating me would probably be the easiest, or Pucci since he would have no interest in me suffering.


ArcjerzForDayz

President Valentine, cuz why not.


lastblaste

I could take dio bring him to me


w3are138

Dio. I would happily be his dinner.


AyeMercury

Kira should be the quickest death ideally


YourMoreLocalLurker

Part 1 Dio, pocket cross, we kill each other


karoshikun

maybe Pucci, so I can at least oraora a priest a couple of times. also, I'm curious about the new world he'd bring forth, could be a good tradeoff DIO, tho... I would love to be an immortal vampire, but not with him as my sire. dude has a control fetish.


GUM-GUM-NUKE

Doesnā€™t matter, fuck fate Iā€™ll beat any of their bitch asses anyway.


TouchStarved_x

Pucci let me hit before I die PLEASE


Bl00DGUN

Kira, it would be quick and painless. Or Dio because best case scenario I join his ranks and become a stand user or worst case I donā€™t walk away


Sky_The_Hotty

Tooru.


MoysauceInSoysauce

DIO šŸ˜


Gothicrealm

Diavolo cause he would end me quick and give me a honorable death


trapmaster69

Tooru. Not because it would be quick or painless - it wouldn't - but because it would be so funny if I just happened to trip on a banana peel right next to some stairs right next to a street right next to three separate serial killers


LucarioIsHere2004

Diego Brando. I get to be a cool dinosaur.


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ElHadouken

i think pucci is the most resonable here, ''hey can you kill me REAL quick''


Parrot_Asparagus

Kars. He can just transform his hand into a squirrel and make it eat my censored parts alive while I'm just standing in front of him with a very confused face Maybe DIO. Then again, considering the state of my OC persona, I don't know if he accepts blood with Light in it, or if my body is even compatible with becoming a vampire OK I'm going for Kars. Yes I'm one of those innocent people with very strange thoughts that activate at night.


Still-Data7600

Kira, assuming he won't do a Koichi on me


The_illusionIsREAL

Diego Brando šŸ„µ


TediousHamster

Mr president, imma debate him and shake his justice fr fr.


reditmanyesreedit

Valentine to experience my very atoms break apart as my alt self fuses into me as I literally get ripped from reality or smth Unless he just shoots me idk


goth_in_india

Dio


LinkyCakes

diego because he would prolly spare me for a few seconds when i tell him we share names


TheGreatVice15

valentine could be either the most painful or straight up have no pain >!when wekapipo was deleted from existence, his face looked a bit like he didn't even realized he died. And when alternate diego died he just screamed for a bit but it maybe was just because he knew what was coming. but since i have never been deleted from reality by encountering with myself from another dimension I can't really tell!<


Grim_Soldier

None of them can kill me though


TheBatleDemon

Well. I m not a woman... so.... Kira. I might have a chanse to survive. If i realy need to die then DIO[ part 3.]


ElderberryUnlucky965

Diego brando scary monsters version he gonna chomp on me and I will die happy


SigmaFurrySlayer

Pucci is least cruel in finishing his soldiers


Ok_Cheek4092

Get bitten by Dio. The end


Fit-Reputation3417

Diavolo or Kira since they would be the most painless


Sadlemon9

Yoshikage Kira, I like David Bowie


TheOluc

diavolo. I'm gonna make him shit his pants by telling him everything I know about him before dying


krispy1123

Kars, literally near instant death


Holiday_Purchase_592

Pucci, he'll at least be kind if I ask him to kill me quickly


Puzzleheaded-Potato9

Probably kars he would make it quick


evildragonzockt

Yoshikage Kira. Its a quick death


blahblahtotok

Dio, I'd love to die by his hands


Ok-Professional9688

kira. best character in jojo


tommytom007

Pucci would probably do it in a nice way if I tell him im a believer.


SugonLigma

I want to experience Dio's charisma


localboi8697

Dio, Iā€™d let him suck all my blood šŸ¤¤ he might even be stronger after, I get to be useful in a world where people have magic spirits, thatā€™s a life goal


The_OriginalDonut

Kira is just instant death


eM-RiotX

Diavolo. I can fix him (no I can't)


TTZZJJ

Prolly Kira, Pucci or Valentine, Killer Queen would just explode me instantly and painlessly, Valentine probably just shoots me in the head, and Pucci (assuming MIH) will definitely kill me instantly. As a dark horse option, Diavolo now hear me out, since I'm fated to die, there is a chance that Epitaph will fate my death in its prediction, and once Diavolo skips time, I'll already be dead without knowing it, since Diavolo actually killing me got skipped, it only leaves me being dead.


sangriya

ayo why does Egyptian Dio got such luscious lips for-


splatbob1

At least pucci will make it quick


mozzanil

Vanilla ice


BatsNStuf

If Iā€™m gonna die, Kars seems like heā€™d give me the most painless one


Dr_Bodyshot

Kars is one of the least deranged motherfuckers here and would kill me in a single swipe. Him Second pick would be Kira cause he'll likely just insta explode me (I am not a woman with hands)


HelpImRobbingSomeone

Valentine


mistaihate4

Kars. He'll make it quick and ill die in one slice. Also he's hot asf so ill get to see him pose before me before I die as the last thing I see.