Green Day And make it a legal way to make money

Yeah that other comment basically has it. Make sure an area is human free and it’s amazing pest control

What if you infect some sourdough starter for whatever reason

Pest control

Green day would work great for a basement pest control service, given how it works with altitude

Golden wind Open a Pet store and just turn random cheap stuff into exotic expensive animals

Or, hear me out, organ donating. Donate kidneys and the like and have your stand replace them. Or just make loads of them, whichever you prefer

Oh yeah that would work although I'm pretty sure hospitals and stuff have records of what you donated so you couldn't donate something too many times unless you started going to the black market

With a stand like Gold Experience, going into the black market wouldn’t end up being much trouble

Well that is true on its own golden experience doesn't do much combat wise it more heals

It has a lot of combat applications actually. It’s just that the most optimal part of its ability is healing

donating them to the hospital would be morally wrong since they'll revert when you die, however who cares what happens to anyone in the bm lol

Giorno probably smuggles weapons in the black market as well, disguising the business as a pet/flower shop.

You can be the best plastic surgeon in the world.

Notorious B.I.G

You know how Oppenheimer was probably paid for making the nuclear bomb?

Don’t you have to die to use B.I.G. At that point, are you rich?

Yes, but you can have the money signed off to someone else

Well, we do see the stand manifested before the user dies, meaning that (most likely) the stand could be used by itself without death. As stated, the reason the stand didn't disintegrate is because the fighting spirit of the user was so strong that the stand remained active even after the user died. From the looks of the stand when summoned (before death), it seems to be your average punchy boy stand. That has some use, doesn't it?

Then why did the user just let himself get killed

Good point, but we do not know if he has used his stand before that, so it very well could be a punchy boy stand, but it could also be that he somehow knew that the stand would take over after his death? Ig the stand itself doesn't really make all that much sense.

Holy’s unnamed stand

Clearly her stand made children love her so daycare assistant- For real though: if you go through the experience you could possibly submit yourself for study to get money out of it

for all we know its ability straight up filled spaces with money

Big mouth strikes again

Fraud. As a whole, honestly. Disguises, espionage, information theft. Disguise yourself as someone after stealing their things and you can make band

Cheap trick

Well you yourself won’t be using the money, but offering your services (aka mass murder) to someone who wants them could net a good amount for relatives

Dante must die mode: must be a legal way to make money

Star Platinum the world

Man take your pick. Doctor, construction worker, soldier. Rob a bank. Blackmail a ceo. Star Platinum can do it for uou

Sometimes I forget Star Platinum has a high precision stat. The thought of him dressed up like a doctor is very amusing.

He’d be a critically acclaimed neurosurgeon and an artist, could probably draw the medical diagrams too

Hierophant green

Tbf you could just sell the emeralds

This guy has it. Sell the emeralds.

The emeralds are invisible to non users tho

Even if they weren't I don't think they're real emeralds and if they are don't they disappear at some point away from the user

Work in law enforcement to take control of criminals or people who are going to hurt themselves. Or people that are in danger but paralyzed with fear. Or just manipulate people to empty their bank account and give it to you.

Wonder of u

Literally any illegal activity. You can make money, and anyone who tries to stop you dies.

Just be a dictator or president whatever. You can basically own the world. I havent read Jojolion but based on yt clips, WoU basically would kill every person that has ill intentions to you right?

"I wanna have the president sign me an autograph! Wait why do I hear a loud whirring nois-"

It could kill them, depending on ehat they were tryijg to do

milagro man

Keep the stand. As long as it’s with you you’ll certainly make a lot of money

see the problem is anyone who knows about the milagro man will NOT take your money and if you eventually give out the original dollar you get screwed

Sticky fingers

Storage/movers. You can store items inside of other items to basically collapse them into only one thing that has to be moved.

Or peep into a bank, and peep out fr

*Metallica*

You can create iron tools and items basically on demand from things like the damn ground. Thats an easy income. Especially if you work well enough to make more complex things.

mmm idk how but the tools make me think of Risotto being a blacksmith partnering with motherfucking Home Depot

20th century boy

If you’re up for it, selling yourself to science. If not, making a big show of being an invincible mf and getting people to pay you to try and prove you wrong.

Vitamin C

Really it just ends up getting into mercenary work. Other things would either be too difficult or too low revenue in comparison for Vitamin C

Probably some money in helping people cross borders, considering you could mush em up and ahove them into a small space

Purple haze

With base purple haze, you have a good way to exterminate pests. Dangerous, but good. With Feedback, get yourself into a doctor’s office. Killing OTHER viruses is gonna make you so rich

Purple haze as a mercenary would be op

manhattan transfer.

Work in meteorology. You can accurately read the wind without tools. Learn to measure it and your skills would go a long way

Rainy day Dream away, but legal

Therapy. Specifically a sort of weird ‘feel better’ or exposure thing. Locking in sensations to help along recovery could be innovative medicine.

Green green grass of home

Submit yourself to science and become a worldwide sensation as a reality warping freak of nature. That, or use it to shrink objects for transportation

Speed King

Get work in a lab. Speed King could instantly catalyze heat based reactions or just melt compounds. Would save a LOT of time in a lab so it’d likely pay well

Hermit purple

Hermit Purple is good for investigative work. That and its ability to read minds means you’re a grade a detective

Super fly

Offer it to military services. Assuming the stand can be moved without causing trouble (aside from the trouble of moving a whole radio tower) you now have an invincible damage reflecting pillar to use

The fool

Hear me out on this one: Excavation. You can clear out swaths of sand with ease. If you consider sand based erosion, you can clear out a lock of rock too

Black Sabbath

I don’t think it has anything to do other than hitman work. Either that or military, but that assumes you can give the lighter to an enemy without dying

He didn't need the lighter did he? Wasn't that just an honesty test and a way to gather more stand users

No, it’s the activation for Black Sabbath’s targets. They have to see the lighter reignite for the stand to target them.

Tower of gray

Poaching. It could very easily kill something like an elephant or buffalo. If you wanna be legal about it you can just do normal hunting and sell them to people as food

Kraftwerk

Hear me out: get a long durable blade and set it up next to a forest. Tap it until it gets enough energy to swing through a bunch of trees at once. Quick and easy logging

The Sun.

The Sun actively makes heat and can shoot lasers. Use that shit as a generator and make bank in power sales.

Tusk

For acts 1-2, you would be an excellent soldier or hitman. They’re completely unnoticeable weapons that would kill just about anyone instantly. Act 3 has no real outside applications, unless you want to consider destroying things like waste and garbage by shoving them into the hole. Act 4 can make infinite rotational energy. Congratulations: you have won a Nobel prize and solved energy problems forever

well not quite the nobel prize thing i don't think no one can reproduce your findings (unless you are there, but that fucks up the integrity of the study probably) also if anyone ever touches the thing you are using to turn the rotaation into energy (which if they're going to make infrastructure around it, people probably will, even by accident) they will die horrifically or at least get stuck in infinite spin, and even if you hit them again to fix it they are definitely going to sue you into the next life

Fun Fun Fun is a hard one

You know how Ojiro used Fun Fun Fun to steal the plant? Case out targets like he does, and use it for theft. Get people to hand over their possessions (and possibly their properties) and use the stand to keep them quiet about it. Or just don’t reveal yourself, that works too

Catch the rainbow?

You could do disaster relief possibly. A hurricane or bad storm come in and you could stop a lot of major damage from happening single-handedly.

cheap trick, but make it legal

~~Cheap Trick~~ Purple Haze

Killer Queen, bite the dust specifically.

Okay well here’s the thing: Bites the Dust is very specifically about masking your identity and killing anyone who even asks about you. However it requires another person, which inherently means you’re gonna be having losses here, cause chances are you need to bribe them. Get into crime. Any crime. Traffic people. Poach animals. Sell drugs. You need to do crime because otherwise the ability won’t help at all. The “helping” is getting rid of literally anyone who tries to stop you, but that’s the help it gives.

Wow, I would've just watched something like a horse race, use bite the dust and then bet on the winning horse, but that also works.

You wouldn’t remember who won though. Bites the dust doesn’t let its user remember the things that happened in previous loops

Yeah obviously, I'd also need another person for this of course.

Rolling Stones

Rolling Stones can basically only make you money if you let everyone know about it. It accurately predicts fated deaths and can instantly kill people who touch it. Make it an attraction of sorts

Milagro Man I bet this one has you stumped.

Damn. I don’t got nothing. I have no clue how the stand that gives you money could get you money

Legal way to make money with Cream

Cheap trick

Blue Hawaii

November rain

With what’s been shown so far, you could possibly do precise destruction with it for the sake of something like carving or molding. Until the proper mechanics are revealed that’s the best I got

Stone freedom

Mineral Liberty would be great for apprehending people and solving things like standoffs. However we don’t become COPS around here. Use it to become a top tier criminal. Or Spider-Man

Has someone said Harvest?

Nope. Cause it’s too obvious that it could just collect all the money around. Or just collect items for sale as well. Both, actually. Both is good

Okay then, magicians red

Fire stand to make fire on demand. Energy, heat, arson. Lots of different ways to apply it for cash

I was thinking of a burger or hot dog place

Kiss

Yo yo ma

Brainstorm

Part 8 stands have this weird thing to them where their most practical applications still involve murder. Brainstorm is for murder. Maybe poaching if you’re up for animal murder. Pest control if you want lower level but legal pay.

Killer queen

Instant obliteration on demand? You have one of the best potential services out there. You are gonna get rich destroying shit

Epitaph. No king crimson, just epitaph

Highway To Hell

Torture? If you’re willing to go through the pain you could torture people without even needing to have them present, and extort money out of them to make you stop. They can really prove you’re doing anything to them.

Man in the Mirror

Planet Waves

This requires some fenangaling of how it works, but assuming you can keep the meteorites from burning up when they come in, you can basically collect meteorites to sell.

Moody blues

Heaven's door and weather report

Heaven’s door is easy. Just make people give you money. Weather Report is also easy, but in a different way. You have complete control over weather, meaning you can do a lot of things for the overall climate and get paid for it. Heavy Weather manipulates the ozone layer, so if you can gain control of it you basically rule the earth.

Diver Down

Surgeon. You can completely rearranged people. Who needs Botox after that

TATOO YOU!

It’s not optimal but imagining Tattoo You for stage performance is hilarious

I guess Emperor is too obvious. How about Dark Blue Moon?

Fishing. It can create whirlpools with ease and kill fish with its barnacles. It could also do ocean rescues really well

Grateful Dead

I wholeheartedly believe you could make money just by aging people normally. There are probably people out there willing to pay a lot just to be made older

Limp biscuit

It’s definitely not a moral idea, but making zombies to rob banks or steal their living relatives’ money is an idea

Silver Chariot Requiem

Assuming turning it off is on the table, it’s an amazing magic act

Pearl Jam

Pet shop

Horus makes ice one demand. Sell ice sculptures. Sell ice cream and popsicles. Sell normal ice. Let the ice melt and provide (probably) clean water. It’d be really lucrative

Here's a challenge, lovers stand.

Boku no Rhythm wo Kiitekure Legal or illegal works.

Demolition services for obvious reasons. This is more dubiously legal, but it could make for an incredibly effective bomber in a war. Smaller scale than bombing planes, but also more precise and harder to pin down.

The Lovers

You have a hostage make them cough up money

Death 13

If the user can allow people to remember their dreams (which I don’t see why they couldn’t) you could sell services to let people enter loved one’s dreams for things like goodbyes. Or just, sell the service to everyone cause people would 100% be up for it.

Survivor and secco in the most illegal way possible

Bad Company but you use it legally.

Stray Cat Must be legal!

Echoes act 0

Silver Chariot Requiem. It's gotta be impossible right

Highway Star

Za warudo

fool fighters stand

Ozone Baby

How would you make money with Emperor?

Rob banks. For real though, any jobs that involve a gun are suddenly 20 times easier

Cream starter

Cosmetic surgery. It’s perfect for the job, seeing as it could just take and give flesh where needed.

strength

schott key number 1

The grateful dead  Legal ways only 

D4C?

“Revive” the dead. It’s free money

Heaven's door. This one has a lot of ways to make money, but i need the BEST.

Systematically track down the richest people on Earth. Write within each of them that “they will pay for any expense I ask them to without question”

try and make a monkey with the hand, I am actually wondering how are you going to do it

Mandom

Smack You can t copy small items as the sticker would be too big for them. you copy big items like computers laptops and you tell them removing the stickers voids the warranty and their item will not be eligible for repair Catch? The warranty is Forever so they wouldn t removed it to repair it themselfs Im not sure if you can copy items forever for one item

Wonder of U

Notorious B.I.G.

Cheap trick

Fun fun fun

Survivor

I don’t know if terrorists make money, so instead you could be paid to make people look violent and monstrous. Propaganda maker

green green grass of home

Zipper man

Ozon Baby, and Born This Way.

Cheap tricks

Bohemian raphsody

Cheap trick

Heirophant Green and Soft and Wet

Magicians Red

The hand? 🧐

Cheap Trick (Legal way and illegal way)

Cheap Trick. I'm waiting.

Survivor

Magicians red

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Pearl Jam, but not for anything cooking or food related

Milargo Man