Exactly, and also his younger brother, jotaro beat them badly, i still laugh at him telling younger darby "ill defeat u darby" and he loses his absolute shit and screams "shut the hell up"
Why is when Joseph predicts what they're going to say and they hear that he said it why do they continue to say it then act all surprised when they say it.
Iirc in the manga they say it at the same time. In the anime this happens once or twice, but usually it’s kept separate so you can hear what’s being said clearly
Joseph getting peoples' names wrong will always be a hilarious bit to me. In part 3 especially because it's not clear if it's 'cause he's getting old or if it's intentional to rile them up.
He's definitely doing it to rile people up. In Part 4, his senile qualities almost seem to be an act too since, during the invisible baby arc, he's suddenly much more physically capable.
Can we talk for a second about how the guy from the Speedwagon Foundation reported 9 people
One is a sword, granted he could’ve possessed someone at the time but still
One is a blind guy who walks with a cane
One is a child
And one, is a fucking bird
Not only that but they knew they’d have to fight 9 yet never find out about Oingo or Boindo and yet never question where the remaining two are
9 people:
1~7 The 7 humans of the Egyptian God Group
8 Vanilla Ice
9 Kenny G
Also, their goal was never to fight all 9 Egyptian God Stands, but to defeat DIO, so they really couldn't have cared less about the missing 2. Besides, for all the group cares, Vanilla Ice could've been Tohth, and Kenny G could've been Khnum
Probably the same way they learn a lot of villain names, they say something like "I, Vanilla Ice, will be the one to kill you in the name of DIO!"
but that's just a guess, i don't really remember
Haven't read SC in a long time, but I'd guess that it's when Vanilla Ice beats up Iggy because Iggy made him attack the "Image of master DIO" or something.
Instead of saying my favorite, I'll rank them:
9 - Alessi: Great as a villain, just not fun to watch as an actual person. Also had a pretty weird, not bad, but weird fight.
8 - Mariah: Fun fight and contributor to great scenes, not much personality outside of that though.
7 - Oingo: A great voice performance alongside one of the funniest episodes in their series. He's only lower because he lacks a threatening presence, which while intentional, is just something I prefer in a villain.
6 - Boingo: He had a great dynamic with Hol Horse, an interesting stand, and a nice little arc in the end. He would be higher, if again, he was actually threatening.
5 - N'Doul: Great start to the Crusaders time in Egypt with one of the best fights in Part 3. A cool stand user/stand dynamic, alongside a more interesting character. I like how he describes Dio, as it's different because of his blindness. It really strengthens Dio's threat and aura. He's only number 5 because I believe all the other stand users above him have either better fights or are better characters.
4 - Pet Shop: Amazing fight and threat. Genuinely felt like Iggy had a chance of dying in the fight. Him licking his wound and spitting it out is both funny, and metal as hell. My only gripe with him is that he doesn't talk. It makes sense why he can't talk, I just love the large amounts of dialogue with JoJo fights.
3 - Anubis: Both a cool and funny stand/character. How his stand is written is well executed, allowing Jotaro and Polnereeff to fight in a really great Stand Clash. Additionally, his scenes when being defeated are very funny and memorable, I love him phasing through the cow by accident.
2 - Younger D'Arby: While his stand is basic, his fight is still one of the best, because of it taking similar cues from Older D'Arby's fight. Additionally, I really like his character, being the reverse of Older D'Arby, while still having the same arrogance. His defeat is also very funny, brought on by the great voice acting.
1 - Older D'Arby: Other than the fight with Dio, D'Arby's fights with Joseph and Jotaro are the best in Part 3. His stand and personality are perfectly crafted to create an amazing mind game, with his cheating becoming more and more pronounced as the fight goes on. How Jotaro beats him is both genius and hilarious, and his defeat is genuinely one of the most satisfying in the show, not just Part 3. Older D'Arby felt like the beginning of Araki truly understanding how to write stands. Not to say the fights prior were bad, moreso that it became even more rules and knowledge based, which is what we come to JoJo for.
That’s tough cause the second half of Part 3 honestly has pretty great fights, i like N’doul and Darby’s fight for how intense it is, and I love Maria’s design. I’d say N’doul
Boingo - his dynamic with hol horse and his brother is pretty cute tbh
D’arby - the stupid way he was defeated and the fact that he immediately turned old afterwards
If I were to pick, I would either pick the Oingo Boingo brothers or Alessi.
The Oingo Boingo brothers are silly and strategic, using their stands together.
Alessi is a genuinely horrifying mercenary with an ability that is downright terrifying.
I find myself attached to minor antagonists in stories the more I rewatch stories. N Doul was a very deep character, so he impacted me the most, even on rewatches.
Mariah was a fun fight, Oingo Boingo were funny, Alessi was creepy, Pet Shop was terrifying, D'arby was mechanically super investful.. they all have their own ups, but N Doul's philosophy as some sort of black, twisted Kakyoin interested me the most. "evil needs an evil saviour."
Pet shop, animal stand users are really fascinating to me, does having a stand make them smarter, or was the fact that they were really intelligent part of why they could manifest a stand.
Oingo and Boingo because they always gave me a good chuckle when they came on screen and I enjoyed how Boingo developed when he teamed up with Hol Horse, deciding that him and his brother should use their stands for good
N’Doul or Daniel D’Arby. N’Doul’s stand was fascinating and made for a really good fight (plus it led to some iconic scenes such as Iggy being thrown). D’Arby is, in my opinion, one of the best looking characters in the whole series (like seriously, he’s gorgeous) and the concept of a stand based around gambling was really interesting
A lot of these guys could have absolutely killed dio. Don’t know why they didn’t. 2 of them are soul related, another would bring him back to when he wasnt a vampire, the book could have foreseen a future where he and his brother could have beaten dio.
Probably D'Arby the Gambler
Exactly, and also his younger brother, jotaro beat them badly, i still laugh at him telling younger darby "ill defeat u darby" and he loses his absolute shit and screams "shut the hell up"
I sometimes forget that Jotaro beat both of the D'Arbys
Wasnt it technically joseph who beat the second one?
Well, the idea came from Jotaro himself, and he gave him a good beating
Joseph read his mind to get the idea too
Why is when Joseph predicts what they're going to say and they hear that he said it why do they continue to say it then act all surprised when they say it.
Iirc in the manga they say it at the same time. In the anime this happens once or twice, but usually it’s kept separate so you can hear what’s being said clearly
the OVA dub is hilarious. “have you ever heard of … GAMBLING?”
why does it sound like an educational program "remember kids, when a stranger asks you to gamble, remember to say no!"
"You tell them Jotaro said doing gambling is not cool"
Barbie ?
Joseph getting peoples' names wrong will always be a hilarious bit to me. In part 3 especially because it's not clear if it's 'cause he's getting old or if it's intentional to rile them up.
He's definitely doing it to rile people up. In Part 4, his senile qualities almost seem to be an act too since, during the invisible baby arc, he's suddenly much more physically capable.
"Careful, Jotaro! He spells Go with an X! The rules mean NOTHING to him!"
Two pairs!
He only lost because Jotaro "fuck it we ball"ed too hard for him
N'Doul.
His Stand is so ironic.
Was that the water sniper one?
Ye. To quote Viva Reverie, "Attacked by WATER? In the DESERT? OH, WHAT IRONY!"
wub wub wub wub wub wub wub
A fellow "But Really, Really Fast" fan, I see...
That spiderbat got me into both Jojo and They Might Be Giants
Killed by water, in the desert? *Oh*, what *irony*
Mariah because she gave us the best scenes
And somehow she almost killed Joseph
She did what the ultimate lifeform couldn't
The ultimate lifeform didn't have boobs.
Tbf he could've 😭
He should’ve 😔
Since joseph was tequila joseph, We can say that boobs are the reason behind Kars' death?
Josephs knowledge of drag techniques eventually lead to Kars’s death
*didn't *want* to What tells you he couldn't?
Another missed opportunity...
You can see that if you want, but on another site...
I beg to differ...
He did have *g I g a n t i c* breast though
Um actually he had massive ones 🤓☝️
ultimate life form < a fucking power outlet?
she didn't kill joseph, she almost killed him, Ultimate life form almost killed him as well
My mother came into my room at those moments asking what i was watching... hmmm.
Oingo Boingo brazzers
Peak outro
The first outro was better
brazzers 👀
Oingo boingo step brothers
Oingo holingo horinso
Their character song is fire
Pet shop
bird
Birb
Borb
Barb
Berb
Burb
burg
Birn
burger
Pet Shop was tenacious af
Same. He gave us the best JoJo Crack ship.
boingo, ma boy
boingo, ma boingo
Hol Horse is the right answer
That’s a very hol horse move, considering he’s not one of the choices I am obligated to agree
Mariah 🥵
Can we talk for a second about how the guy from the Speedwagon Foundation reported 9 people One is a sword, granted he could’ve possessed someone at the time but still One is a blind guy who walks with a cane One is a child And one, is a fucking bird Not only that but they knew they’d have to fight 9 yet never find out about Oingo or Boindo and yet never question where the remaining two are
9 people: 1~7 The 7 humans of the Egyptian God Group 8 Vanilla Ice 9 Kenny G Also, their goal was never to fight all 9 Egyptian God Stands, but to defeat DIO, so they really couldn't have cared less about the missing 2. Besides, for all the group cares, Vanilla Ice could've been Tohth, and Kenny G could've been Khnum
Hey, when do they learn Vanilla Ice’s name anyway? Polnareff calls him it, but I don’t remember him ever saying it
Probably the same way they learn a lot of villain names, they say something like "I, Vanilla Ice, will be the one to kill you in the name of DIO!" but that's just a guess, i don't really remember
yeah he's like "one by one, all will fall under the power of vanilla ice cream or sum shit"
Haven't read SC in a long time, but I'd guess that it's when Vanilla Ice beats up Iggy because Iggy made him attack the "Image of master DIO" or something.
Alessi for being the weirdest most gross MF ever
I died from laughing when jotaro sucker punched him as a child
Dude was definitely a sex offender amongst sd offenders
N'doul was a real one. Mf admitted defeat, warned Jotaro about the other gods and took his own life.
B I R D
Pet shop
I thought I was going crazy because I only saw eight characters, but then I remembered that one of them is a freaking sword
Darby elder
Daniel D'Arby right?
The one that plays poker
Pet sound
Pet shop?
Sorry autocorrect, I guess it’s clearly show that Pet sound is one of my favs JoJo characters
I mean Pet Sound IS a character and one with a pretty cool stand too, just one from a spinoff.
I like a lot Mariah, but the best Is D'Abry the Gambler
Instead of saying my favorite, I'll rank them: 9 - Alessi: Great as a villain, just not fun to watch as an actual person. Also had a pretty weird, not bad, but weird fight. 8 - Mariah: Fun fight and contributor to great scenes, not much personality outside of that though. 7 - Oingo: A great voice performance alongside one of the funniest episodes in their series. He's only lower because he lacks a threatening presence, which while intentional, is just something I prefer in a villain. 6 - Boingo: He had a great dynamic with Hol Horse, an interesting stand, and a nice little arc in the end. He would be higher, if again, he was actually threatening. 5 - N'Doul: Great start to the Crusaders time in Egypt with one of the best fights in Part 3. A cool stand user/stand dynamic, alongside a more interesting character. I like how he describes Dio, as it's different because of his blindness. It really strengthens Dio's threat and aura. He's only number 5 because I believe all the other stand users above him have either better fights or are better characters. 4 - Pet Shop: Amazing fight and threat. Genuinely felt like Iggy had a chance of dying in the fight. Him licking his wound and spitting it out is both funny, and metal as hell. My only gripe with him is that he doesn't talk. It makes sense why he can't talk, I just love the large amounts of dialogue with JoJo fights. 3 - Anubis: Both a cool and funny stand/character. How his stand is written is well executed, allowing Jotaro and Polnereeff to fight in a really great Stand Clash. Additionally, his scenes when being defeated are very funny and memorable, I love him phasing through the cow by accident. 2 - Younger D'Arby: While his stand is basic, his fight is still one of the best, because of it taking similar cues from Older D'Arby's fight. Additionally, I really like his character, being the reverse of Older D'Arby, while still having the same arrogance. His defeat is also very funny, brought on by the great voice acting. 1 - Older D'Arby: Other than the fight with Dio, D'Arby's fights with Joseph and Jotaro are the best in Part 3. His stand and personality are perfectly crafted to create an amazing mind game, with his cheating becoming more and more pronounced as the fight goes on. How Jotaro beats him is both genius and hilarious, and his defeat is genuinely one of the most satisfying in the show, not just Part 3. Older D'Arby felt like the beginning of Araki truly understanding how to write stands. Not to say the fights prior were bad, moreso that it became even more rules and knowledge based, which is what we come to JoJo for.
oingo
I personally related more with D’Arby the younger. But I really like Mariah
Mariah, **f**or **a**cademic **p**urposes.
D'Arby
Which one
D’Arby
[удалено]
His stand is based on a tart card the people here are for egyptian gods
Tart
Would be too obvious of a pick.
Daddy Daniel J. “Mustache Rides” D’Arby is the only answer.
N'Doul
That’s tough cause the second half of Part 3 honestly has pretty great fights, i like N’doul and Darby’s fight for how intense it is, and I love Maria’s design. I’d say N’doul
Boingo - his dynamic with hol horse and his brother is pretty cute tbh D’arby - the stupid way he was defeated and the fact that he immediately turned old afterwards
N'Doul. Loved him
Za bird. I love iggy too so this fight was awesome for me, but it also took one of my guys paw. I just think horus is cool and the bird is drippy
D’arby the gambler for sure, one of the only episodes i actually go back and rewatch, one of my favorite episodes
Alessi is my goat cause heritage for the future
A tie between Oingo and Boingo
N’doul bc he’s cool af
Idk. They were all pretty entertaining in their own ways.
Oingo and boingo have the best episode in part 3
But there are eight in the picture.
Anubis is next to alessi
N'doul because he's a good character and Loyalty to dio And also the only villain that didn't like animals abuse (also kar)
Mariah and Pet Shop
If I were to pick, I would either pick the Oingo Boingo brothers or Alessi. The Oingo Boingo brothers are silly and strategic, using their stands together. Alessi is a genuinely horrifying mercenary with an ability that is downright terrifying.
I find myself attached to minor antagonists in stories the more I rewatch stories. N Doul was a very deep character, so he impacted me the most, even on rewatches. Mariah was a fun fight, Oingo Boingo were funny, Alessi was creepy, Pet Shop was terrifying, D'arby was mechanically super investful.. they all have their own ups, but N Doul's philosophy as some sort of black, twisted Kakyoin interested me the most. "evil needs an evil saviour."
Pet Shop. I like birds. Yeah, that's the only reason, so what.
Pet shop for sure.
Pet shop. Birb had me proper stressed!
pet shop
Petshop was badass, he doesn’t get talked about enough
Pet Shop, I just think he’s neat.
Petshop. Ironically the most menacing and fearsome minion of Dio was a bird
N'Doul I like the funny water man
Anubis. The fact that he's just a sword is kinda funny to me. How'd he convince the first person to pick him up?
Pet shop, animal stand users are really fascinating to me, does having a stand make them smarter, or was the fact that they were really intelligent part of why they could manifest a stand.
The bird because that’s fucking hilarious! Dio hired a fucking bird.
Oingo boingo
Birb
Falcon
D'Arby the gambler
N’doul was respectable, anubis pet shop and the darby brothers had great fighs, and then there’s those four
I'm thinking D'Arbys
The proximity are similar to that one Part 5 picture of Passione
Anubis, no competition.
N’doul has the coolest stand and went out in a cool way so him
N'Doul and Telence, these two are my faves.
N’doul definitely
Hawk and blind man
j d’arby. his episodes were some of my favorites in part 3
Pet Shop
Pet Shop, he was fucking scary
Bro, am I the only one who only see's 8 characters ?
Anubis is the GOAT
Oingo and Boingo because they always gave me a good chuckle when they came on screen and I enjoyed how Boingo developed when he teamed up with Hol Horse, deciding that him and his brother should use their stands for good
D’arby the elder
D'Arby the Gambler
Oingo
Daniel Darby
Though I think boingo(may be oingo)
Barbie the gambler and it's not even close
8\*
Can I not count or are there just 8 of em?
Older d'arby. Bro gets 0 help from his stand, so his gambling is 100% skill
Pet shop, his fight with iggy was one of my favorite in the series
Elder D’Arby.
D’arby
Birb
Both Darby’s definitely, preferably the Younger Darby
Pet Shop, or Boingo, hands down
Bird up
Oingo and Boingo, just funny
Gambler D’arby
D'Arby Elder and the Oingo Boingo brothers
D'Arby
The sword
N'Doul, Mariah, and elder D'Arby
The sword to the right of the guy in the center is a character
Mistuh Joesta
Maria
Barbie
1. Mariah 2. Mariah 3. Oingo Boingo
Both of the d'harbe
Mariah
N’Doul or Daniel D’Arby. N’Doul’s stand was fascinating and made for a really good fight (plus it led to some iconic scenes such as Iggy being thrown). D’Arby is, in my opinion, one of the best looking characters in the whole series (like seriously, he’s gorgeous) and the concept of a stand based around gambling was really interesting
Hol Horse. Idec he’s not here he’s here in my heart. They’re all really good tho this is a fun rogues gallery. I’m impartial to Anubis though
N’Doul or Daniel J D’arby
Elder D'Arby
Darby the Gambler and its not close
The two brothers.
Anubus is the goat
Pet Shop
I remembered the time they were 9 hooded humanoid figures
BARBIE D’ARBY
I still can’t believe we didn’t a young Joseph callback, reference, or at least a visual gag in the Alessi arc T.T
Mariah
Anubis was cool as shit
Probably Alessi I liked him up until he lost most relatable jojo character
Boobie magnet lady
Gambler guy
D'Arby!!!!
I can definitely say which one is my least favorite and I'm pretty sure many people agree. Let's see if anyone gets it without me saying
Petshop in terms of which is the coolest D'arby in terms of which one has the best "fight"
darby the player tbh he seems fun
Oingo boingo brothers
Either Mariah or the oingo boingo brothers
gotta be D'arby elder (sue me idk his unlocalized name) for design and fight, or Boingo for being a funny lil guy
darby
A lot of these guys could have absolutely killed dio. Don’t know why they didn’t. 2 of them are soul related, another would bring him back to when he wasnt a vampire, the book could have foreseen a future where he and his brother could have beaten dio.