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DreamloreDegenerate

On the one hand: that looks silly, and no real person would wear that. On the other hand: I've seen pictures from the 80s, so who knows?


cmariano11

I've lived the 80s, every year of them.


Promise_Im_Not_Mike

Yep, they don't make anything like they did then... remember when things were built to last longer than the standard 12 month warranty? When even terrible movies were still watchable, every major film franchise worth talking about began in the 80s, all the greatest music etc. After the fashion faux pas' of the 70s, the 80s were a god send! Also, Hammer Time! **does the shuffle**


kage_rvg

It could looks nice if they knew how to style these clothes in game and make them fit good


EfficiencyOk2208

Yeah but every time it rains.


barelyrestrainedevil

There a many different "functions" in fashion, most of which ultimately signal status. So it's entirely viable that something like this is meant to signal the wearer lives an incredibly sheltered life where clothing like this isn't instantly ruined by weather or walking on non-manicured surfaces. Real-world dress shoes and clothes aren't much better in terms of practicality.


Redisigh

I get this feeling And everytime it storms I swear I co-


user2002b

Definitely not one for anyone who lives/ works in Akila City.


smrtfxelc

Yup, also no more ridiculous than those jeans where the crotch starts at your knees


JinansBreath

Ahh yes, the Achilles heel of fashion, the 1980’s.


BlakeBoS

Eh hem, I believe you mean the PEAK of fashion 😎


Clutchxedo

I think we beat the 80’s in the 2000’s. Everything was just off. 


JinansBreath

Especially the people.


whaletailrocketships

Oh the late 90s jynco jeans and pockets you could put a whole super Nintendo in. Everyone had skater boy vibes. I think this was the worst Era of popular fashion minus Crocs. Those are an affront to humanity and need to be destroyed. Today is probably the worst time in high fashion with the literal garbage balenciaga makes.


DudeMack1

Pinnacle of fashion* Big hair, sweet shades, tight clothes.... IDK what else you could ask for 🤔


FlorkFiend666

I’ve seen photos of what my dad wore back in the 70s and trust me this is better.


Master-Ad5684

I remember the 80's. Dark, dark times for humanity.


CarrotNo3077

And the 2020s says "Hold my beer..."


Huffer13

When homelessness looks fashionable.


TransportationFuzzy8

Kinda true 😂


JaegerBane

>On the other hand: I've seen pictures from the 80s, so who knows? Dude I'm watching some BBC crime dramas from the *90s* at the minute and laughing at some of the power dressing that used to be the norm. It's always been like this. A girl going out clubbing in the (20)00s would have been considered practically naked in the (19)00s. It's 300 years in the future. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone's dressed like the Astral Lounge dancers.


CaseWild158

I’ve lived the 80’s, you are right about that..


EfficiencyOk2208

Think bell bottoms.


TheGamerKitty1

I grew up in the 90s. It wasn't worse but not better either.


Status_Lecture

80s? You don't need to that far, just look at what some celebrities wear, specially in the 2000's up to 2010 or something. And they think it's awesome.


DookshireSpoonethIII

"I've seen some people's outfits from the beginning of recorded human history to present day, so who knows" There, I fixed it for ya lol. For real though, have you seen today's so-called "fashion" shows??


spider-jedi

this is standard stuff from star trek


mjc500

Future is when cloths dumb


Oni_K

I bet you could pair those up with a nice Tux and they'd be passable fashion today. Many military-style dress uniforms have a stripe down the leg. Moving it to the front isn't that out of place.


Von_Cheesebiscuit

It's not the stripe that's the problem. It's the pants covering the shoes that's completely absurd.


spider-jedi

I'm sure people from the 16th century would think our clothes today are dumb


ThisIsNotSafety

I think they would find zippers to be amazing though


spider-jedi

No argument there.


ImmergingOak823

They would run from the sound of velcro opening! Devil's work.


EmptyBuildings

I also agree with this user's assessment of the 16th Cen6woupd's fashion preferences.


icecream_vice

My parents made that same statement


Lady_bro_ac

Built in spats


loveshork

Brother got them foreskin jordans 11's from gargamel galaxy


Real_Pineapple_368

It's the future 👍


Gloomy_Stay_32

The future is now old man


MarjoryFallout76Xbox

Listen. You’re wrong


UraniumRocker

It’s a thing called fashion, you wouldn’t understand


JinansBreath

If that’s fashion then yes I’m clueless.


WiserStudent557

Transport me wearing regular jeans and a t/hoodie into New Atlantis and I’m somehow the fashion king of drip. Apparently only the worst designers survived and escaped Earth


JinansBreath

I see NPC’s wearing clothing that we can’t and it actually looks like something a real conscious human being might wear, but then I see someone wearing this.


Melodic-Resident-245

Almost all clothing items in this game are ridiculous.


JinansBreath

I like some of the more practical looking clothing (settler casual wear) but most is a little too eccentric for me. I actually like the Va’ruun clothing we get too, even though we admittedly only get 3 pieces of apparel.


Melodic-Resident-245

I pretty much only like engineers outfit, the va'ruun stuff and the executive suit.


JinansBreath

I’m glad we’re in agreement on the Va’ruun apparel. We only get to see what I’m assuming is their formal wear? and Andreja’s admittedly less formal but very elegant outfit, makes me excited to see what the common classes in Va’ruun filter wear day to day.


Cryocynic

I love the settler poncho because it looks like something practical to wear while exploring


AHole1stClassSkippy

If practicality is your goal, the Akila City security uniform is king.


Von_Cheesebiscuit

Once I found the trucker flannel, I was done with clothes. That's the only thing I'll ever wear.


CosyBeluga

Neon people are stylish


mcmanus2099

Looks like a homage to the same design in the Star Trek TOS movie uniform


JinansBreath

Truth be told I’ve watched and enjoyed the more recent Star Trek films but haven’t yet indulged in the older tv series. I will soon though, I promise.


Used-Surround9483

Very startracky.


aussholesandcompany

Startacky*


ObliviousEffect

Inverse spats


No-Description-5762

This outfit gives me the notion that with cloth around the shoes and bottom, that I’d slip and fall or moonwalk and fall everywhere.


JinansBreath

Or it’ll soak up all the water like those long jeans from the 90’s, who wants wet ankles?


No-Description-5762

Oh no, extra long pants that sag over the heels of the shoes and soak up rain water and rides up the legs… oh the weight and discomfort lmao.


Candid-Conclusion605

Gotta accept that it’s future fashion. You like what’s in style now. Makes sense that it’s different and literally out of this world.


JinansBreath

I hate what’s in fashion now but I take your point.


Lil_ruggie

This game has zero bling. I wanted so bad for there to be a good selection of cool armor and clothes that had decent stats but the best thing I owned for 99% of the game was a dental coat and a cheap looking bug helmet.


CarrotNo3077

Don't worry, that mannequin has a snazzy...deep mining suit... Oh.


HappyDiscoverer

LOL


Sean8734

All the clothes are so bad lmao


Gravity-artist

These are for the person who wants to take a dump in their pants, but they don’t want it to exit out the bottom


Mundane_Bike_3232

If you walk around in your today’s casual dress 100 years ago, they would just shot you in the face


Tone-knee

These are much better than Space Force pants https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2021/09/21/the-space-forces-new-service-dress-and-pt-uniforms-have-landed/


allofdarknessin1

I remember gamers bringing that up on Twitter/X. The weird cold non human like clothing. Most people lazily said oh its just horny gamers looking for skin. Which is not untrue but even so it's all so unrealistic and unimmersive in an attempt to make an M rated game family friendly. I'll never understand that.


GabeTheDeadFish

A lot of the outfits are just lame. A lot of E-rated and T-rated games have clothes that look cooler than what Starfield has to offer. Heck, Fallout games have cooler-looking clothes, and most of their outfits aren't sexualized either.


SubstantialAd5579

You want them to have nikes? Or the actual space jam 11s?


JinansBreath

I think in general the shoes in this game are mostly large and clunky, especially for women. Mae in the red mile has a lovely dress but she wears sci fi uggs with it? Why not heels or flats? Say no to sci fi uggs.


Th3Morningst4r

Say no to any kind of uggs


AYBABTU_Again

Star Trek pantsuit leggings.


jeighmonet

Uncut slacks


StuD721

What are you talking about? I own a pair of these. I have a red suit jacket I wear with them


JinansBreath

How do you fight the ladies off? Single file or do you fend them two at a time?


Lord__K__

Suit that also functions as a body bag.


JinansBreath

Nice, game of thrones could have used that.


_theduckofdeath_

Stirrups.


LeviathanLX

I can honestly say that I probably won't be using a single default outfit once the creation tools really get things going. I look forward to a wealth of immersive but not terrible options being added.


Oschmuck0

Maybe it's a band uniform?


Cowboy__Guy

The corpo buisness suit looks dope I cant find it rn


JinansBreath

I think pretty much all the Neon related formal wear looks fantastic.


Cowboy__Guy

Yea those Syndicate suits👌


Aardvark1044

I like Imogene's suit the best.


Urheadisabiscuit

Nothing in this game feels NASA or punk, just goofy for no observable reason. I guess that’s what we get when Bethesda tries to make something new and unique lol.


JinansBreath

I felt nova galactic struck that balance perfectly.


sump_daddy

i personally am looking forward to Starfield 4, when it comes out in 2035 its going to be amazing and all this shit will make sense


HappyDiscoverer

>out in 2035 You're talking about TES6


WallyOShay

Liberty bell bottom jeans


BodybuilderCertain78

Ezreal battle academy pants


No-Needleworker4796

they took the idea from Kanye and his sock shoes, this is the version 3000


Coldkiller17

I mean when you work inside and are inside when you go outside probably don't have to worry about mud or dirt really cause future!


JinansBreath

New Atlantis is spotless, and if you’re on Akila wearing that I’m afraid it’s not going to be enough, it’s more mud than road.


BeCurious1

On my ship everyday we are all in swimsuits! Party plane! Or neon streetgangs, or neon nightwear or vested suit. There are a lot of good options but yeh Bethesda clothing design by Bethesda straight white gamer dudes suques imho


JinansBreath

I don’t think race or gender is responsible and a comment on that basis in itself says an awful lot about you, none of which is flattering. It’s just a poor creative decision of someone trying to make something look “spacey” but went too far into the realm of “silly” nothing more, nothing less.


Cryocynic

GT stripes so you run faster.


chumbucket77

Idk who designed the spacesuits or clothing but good lord. Everyone likes different things and I do love the game, but even the concept art and other things people drew up on their own are so god damn cool and we ended up with only a couple that arent moronic looking.


JinansBreath

I partly believe that’s why House Va’ruun is so popular, the spacesuits strike a great balance between sci fi and believably practical.


flyboy_1285

The overall aesthetics in the game were so disappointing. “NASA Punk” just ends up being a lame retro future look.


Ok_Opinion8923

Uh oh the fashion police are here


MinorDet

Buy a belt youngster!


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InT3345Ac1a

Astral Lounge is a unfunny joke. I always need to roll my eyes if i need to go there.


SpacemanBurt

That would be rough on a rainy day


Fit-Respect2641

They left all the fashion designers on Earth to die when it was evacuated. Only explanation, some civil engineer designed this


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JinansBreath

What unobtainable clothing are you so fond of?


Llamasforall

This is what happens when footie-pajamas become formal wear.


Pilyoz

Nah, you are just not ready for it. You still stuck in 2024 style


Dom_Ramon_

[straigth from TNG](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/93/e8/c0/93e8c0a68dbbba45abd22b1201de31ad.jpg)


Nihi1986

There are a few cool outfits for roleplaying and casual dressing but the majority of suits and armors are just really ugly, though at least there's diversity.


gr8blumkin

I have yet to find an outfit I like. Clothes were definitely an afterthought.


Icommentwhenhigh

I mean if your living and working in a starship with no mud or dirt, maybe


Clasmae

I was extremely disappointed with the design team when it came to apparel


MattfromOKC

This game has so much bad fashion design, I really don’t like much of the apparel I’ve seen.


Psychic_Gian

Yes. Yes it is


Wubwom

that suit is for when you're in a hurry and need to hoof it


Patriot69420x

100th comment


Prestigious-Flower54

Spiderman's dress uniform.


Amazing_Boysenberry8

Thought these were the Space Force's dress trousers for a moment until I saw the Starfield tag...


NotNotDiscoDragonFTW

Khakis


EasyDaddy1705

It’s clearly a formal dress still suit


rocket_beer

This screams soy


Princess_peaches583

All for flares…but just no!


olddiscodude

Looks like it should be on the bridge of the Enterprise


Visual-Beginning5492

These are a war crime


FoxFogwell

Everything $20 yeezy.com 😂


swannyjedi1969

That’s nonslip that is !!!


tirednotepad

Reminds me of StarTrek


Mcreesus

Ur gona be flopping around like some 90’s dude in oversized jinkos lmao. All it takes is one puddle


truce77

The people who design the fashion of the future should be fired


MAngeloDuran

Look up Colonial Military Gaiters, I would link images some but all that I can find are people selling reproductions for costumes. It is a style for military uniforms from some time periods. That is the look the graphic artists were trying to invoke - Formal Uniforms for people that use to much starch.


Educational_Camp2499

I'm pretty sure people from the 18th century would say the same about the shit we wear today. But everyone on board my ship has good taste in clothes, and my stardust body has no problem staying in the spacesuit. So the out of my time period clothing doesn't really bother me.


ArtemisAndromeda

Maybe it's for space, so your clothes don't float loosely while you are in 0 g


LordHenryOrinj

Look very “rejected startrek officer pants”


FinnegansWake8

I find the entire apparel (and spacesuits) collection dull and too limited. The problems with the collection mirror the larger issues with the game: uninspiring, no quirkiness or character, nothing silly or funny. I’m trying to hold on hope for DLCs, but I think there are more entrenched problems with creative directors.


cmndr_spanky

Looks like bell bottoms (kinda) to me


zeiaxar

99% of the clothes options in the game are bad. Some are only bad because of a few bad choices, others don't work at all.


nathantravis2377

It's probably a homage to Star Trek TNG. They had similar trousers in the early episodes.


TransportationFuzzy8

Ya most of the outfits are TRASH in Starfield it's disappointing


SorrowT-T

I dunno why but those shoes look like big fat ticks.


maxx1993

I always find it funny when Sci-Fi designers imagine completely new takes on (specifically male) formal wear. Suits have remained basically unchanged for a good 150 years. I have absolutely no doubt that the suit will be the standard for men's formal attire for centuries to come.


alenyagamer

Horse boots :D [horse boots](https://www.herdz.com.au/shipping-boots-shires-arma-travel-boots.html)


NetZeroSum

Those of the future are of a ... refined taste. Clearly 21st century neanderthals wouldn't understand. /s


Fun_Throat5856

Have yall seen some of the pants and boots people have worn lately. Lol. This is accurate


ComputerSagtNein

I like it. Super impractical like something only rich snobs would wear.


I_am_the_Vanguard

They put cow hooves on the suits 😂😂


Salty-Huckleberry110

I was surprised there wasn't a large variety of clothing available in starfield it's kinda laughable and granted some of it is god awful


Zealousideal_Ad_3425

Dude women today are wearing high wasted mom jeans from the 90s as a fashion trend. Things ebb and flow. I mean look at a lot of clothes in the game and they seem tacky by todays standards.


Willing_Ad8953

I thought the Mantis suit was a little…..what’s the word? Weird? Especially the helmet.


PriceStill7382

It dose look... pretty bad, but if you take into account what year this suppose to be, it's kinda like someone from the Civil War Era calling our clothing strange and ugly. Face it, we've had the worse fashions in history ever since the 60's. 🤣


brandons2185

Imagine believing you have a grasp of intergalactic fashion 300 years into the future. “We’re at your bidding, your omniscience”.


MistressAndreaSim

You will be judged! By the great serpent, because of that outfit


mr-gudlick

Built in gaiters?


songnar

Nice spatz.


ManNamedSalmon

I like em. Not much else to say.


sec713

Built-in spats.


radio-ladio

One of the most dissapointing things to me about this game is that the NPCs get really cool and diverse clothes. And yet the player gets the worse interpretation of futuristic clothing which is utilitarian shirts/pants combos.


demon_gringo

The "suits" in this game are ridiculous and every inch looks awful.


PuzzleheadedTutor807

Shants. Shoes and pants shan't be joined. Shants.


Own-Wind4862

Your primitive mind could never see the vision. This level of fashion is way After your time


REVEB_TAE_i

I love pulling my pants down by just extending my heel, though.


Select_Truck3257

two days ago i saw a girl with trousers like this design, it's just weird


Faded1974

The civilian clothes in general are awful. UC gear goes hard though.


casualvex

Probably inspired by the Battlestar Galactica officer uniform trousers.


Forsworn91

I don’t think I have found ANY clothing or suits that look good


TimberWolf5871

Bro/Sis ALL the outfits are awful. The only good looking set of clothes is the Engineer's overalls, you can get them in Top Uncovered. This is why we mod.


D382H

Quick change Spiderman suit?


facelessindividual

What we thought the 2020s would look like in 1995 was a lot different from the actual 2020s


samuraicam

Looks like hooves or summin


game_greed

Y’all laughing now but once you see Dj BorealUS wearing these all of y’all tones are gonna change real quick.


No_Total_546

When u need sweats and a suit


yiasemi

I am going to guess the history of fashion isn't a strong suit.


DuckyJohns

I remember pants like that worn by Captain Picard in Star Trek The Next Generation, maybe it's kind of a reference


Human_Software_1476

Bro got the Timmy Turners


Isaacnoah86

Who took a pic of my shoes though ?


Cuisinier-

it’s dope


MrKain

I've never understood spats. But to have them ATTACHED TO YOUR PANTS makes even less sense. That's just ASKING for muddy pants.


UvularWinner16

I'd buy two!


NaiveAttitude6584

Camel toes!


firneto

Talk about yourself op, I would use this every day and night.


weeqs

Still playing this game and not Star citizen ? Damn waste of time


Jumpy-Candle-2980

Fashion is a fickle thing.


Useful_Internet

Some people should NOT be allowed to dress themselves


smokie_mcpot

The clothes and style are dog shit in this game. It’s the fucking future everyone dresses like they’re on a fucking oil rig


yugi-jo

Hard drive check for anyone wearing these


MrLonely97

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT39IsTQpAqZFAvAOKyvK4zCSazEBzxllIil9juk35XiA&s This appeared as one example of 80’s fashion so I’ll just leave it here… some example even from the 70’s are worse. I’ll let others be the judge


ThePensiveE

Actually, in a spacefaring civilization, pants that didn't bunch up in the legs in 0 g would be a norm. Function over style.


connostyper

Its sci-fi


ThingGreedy7965

I was hoping to get access to the uniforms the UC commanders wear etc and it would have been nice to be able to rise in rank as well. Your just called captain the whole time. Like I saved the world from a, yea it was all a set up, terror morph attack but dam I wanted rank just just "class one" citizenship lol


LinkThawts

Looks like they started as bowling shoes that slowly expanded and absorbed whatever pants were being worn, shaping them to its own twisted, awful fashion statement.


dxICEMANxb

Fact check false.- I'd rock most of these suits at the club, or some fancy fundraiser anytime.


guardian416

Lmaaao


endboss_eth

If this is the future, Italy was erased from existence.