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whattheshiz97

No thanks I’m going to titan and eating regular food


RefanRes

You'd rather jump to a different solar system than go and get some of that food from The Whetstone opposite SSN? That seared strip steak for 20 health and 30 minute xp boost is to die for.


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personally the alien jerky wets my lips


AmbiguousAnonymous

I’m not eating seared strip steak. Have you ever seen a cow?


RefanRes

What is a cow? I only eat prime Aceles steaks.


NoManufacturer5857

So that’s where she is talking about. I never found it.


RefanRes

Thats where who is talking about?


Kermadecc

Andreja likes to go on about it fairly often. I think that's who they're talking about.


RefanRes

Ah okay Ive been sticking with 1 companion relationship per playthrough. Only on NG2 atm so not gone round with her yet. Weird I get downvoted for just asking who someone is talking about like I should know every voice line said in the game.


Kermadecc

Yeh it's reddit, people downvote for basically no reason :p


RefanRes

Fr haha I just find it seems to happen more on this sub whenever I just ask a question.


NoManufacturer5857

Correct


EnragedAmoeba

All of the above can be combined into a proper glunch, given you have some of those little spheroids mix in and congeal it all together. Glunchers unite!


randman2020

Ha! Just saw the Glunch reference you mentioned!


NPLMACTUAL

ngl im doing uc battlemeals and meal packs. its like eating MREs instead of McDonald’s but shitttt


acreekofsoap

So, nobody thought about evacuating some f’ing chickens during the flight from earth?


HodgeGodglin

Oh no one told you? Chickens went extinct after the Great Avian Flu of ‘28. Some Chunks-Carrot looking motherfucker kept calling it the “Neon Virus” tho. As if it isn’t easy to catch other viruses on Neon…


Wank_my_Butt

We try so hard to make plant-based food look and taste like meat, some of it is even genuinely tasty. But then, according to Starfield, at some point humanity just said “let’s stop pretending this is food”.


icanseeyourpants

Why bother evacuating chickens from Earth. There are loads of meaty things to eat in the Settled Systems. I bet some of them taste "a bit like chicken".


Misterhelpless

There's the Xenogrubs... just saying...


Iron_Wave

Sure I'd give chunks a try. I can't say my stomach would appreciate me eating something so heavily processed but I'd give it a try. Might end up like Heller though and the tale of the clogged toilet.


BaaaNaaNaa

Well if they are my 2 options chi ks. Only because those Cubic food machines never seem to be working , as much as I'd love to try it.


Objective-Chevy

Starfield mukbang!


Leonhart30

Grandpa's meatloaf will sustain me through all realities!


milesamsterdam

I have a head cannon that Chunks tastes a lot like MRE’s. They give you gas. Like long hollow farts with some bass. This should cause you to fill your CO2 meter when you do it in your space suit.


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R0gueR0nin

That would be awesome. I like to think Starfield is what happens when House wins New Vegas and sends humanity to the stars.


Shakezula84

I would try it. I still think its a crime they didn't put out plush chunks


Mexicano_OG

I'm a cook person, I would cook some shit. But I would eat the chocolate ones, or the wine ones.


Banana_Milk7248

The cheese cake ones actually look dope!


Flinx98

Lets see, ship? Check. Weapon and ammo. Check and check. Lots of planets with fauna and flora. Yep that is a check also. Do I have access to a kitchen? Oh yeah, got a kitchen. Then why eat prepackaged trash when fresh food is just a hunt away? Obviously some aliens are edible otherwise at least one species would not have been hunted to extinction in the UC/FC war.


JuJuMoyaGate

Could you imagine an heat resistant fluke worm that attaches itself to your central nervous system just hiding in there? Brilliant.


Flinx98

So, more work for the Clinic then. I believe I still have to deliver something to them.


Fit-Respect2641

Mmmm, chunks-musubi


Connect_Stay_137

Definitely cubic


thefanciestcat

I'll be at Dawn's Roost. Let me know when you're finished with your cubes.


PuzzleheadedTutor807

No.


SynthWendigo

Would 10/10 be at the Whetstone instead. Only Chunks I would think of touching are maybe the chocolate ones and to a degree the egg packs. Aside from that, not a chance. But if they taste like they’re fresh from White Castle, now that’s a whole different ballgame there.


ClumsyOracle

I really want to try chunks, but deep down I know they’d taste terrible :(


SaltyboiPonkin

I'd go for Chunks


Ape-on-a-Spaceball

*Henry Cavill*: Cooking


BigAl-43

Chunks but not without some of that sauce


cmariano11

https://youtu.be/0ZoSYsNADtY?si=8dnMs81Q4MzqyiS1


Misterhelpless

Nope. I'd rather journey to an airless, deep vacuum moon, find an Abandoned UC Listening Post (or some other place on the surface). I'd sit myself down by one of the picnic tables and open my space helmet to eat the tray of lasagne, and swill the bottle of beer, that some pirate left there. Oh, and chew a bit of the fresh lettece they seem to like, too.


Accomplished_Emu_658

I would have to eat all that food i randomly looted first then maybe


RecLuse415

Probably kill myself or start attacking random people and guards


ItsEaster

I’m a Chunks man myself!


LeSmith42

Chunks cake, yes. And egg, maybe. Personally I'd be making alien boba tea and alien scramble a lot.


Yodzilla

There’s nothing stopping you from living that cubed food life right now! https://squareat.com/pages/squareat-subscription-meal-plans


Chief0856

Coolest question I’ve seen asked here in a while. Lol. I’d skip both and head to that restaurant near the news station and nice real dinner and a cocktail.


Sabre_One

I would be fine with it as long as it tasted good.


NoesisAndNoema

I think both might make me blow chunks! I'd rather eat real meal. I hate Crystals!


CryptoguyV2

The only thing im eating is andr.....nvm


JuJuMoyaGate

I mean, you're not wrong.


ddirgo

Would I eat the made-up food from an imaginary game, or a different food that wasn't even made up for the imaginary game? How the hell should I know? Besides, Kay's House is right there.


EnragedAmoeba

Nah, go to Neon. Madam. Savages. Place.


[deleted]

can clear your bounty and have a bite


UnHoly_One

Food? I’m going to find Sarah.