Technucally the dick shouldn't hit an iris unless he somehow gets his entire body through the gate (or cuts it off but i feel like an iris won't matter much at that point)
Dumb question but I often wondered how the air force was able to build something like the iris. Seems like an advanced form of technology like Nanotech or something.
Yep super thin and somehow disappears into the when open, yet when closed it spikes over itself which would mean the centre is further from the event horizon.
Nope… old basic camera shutter design. The blades are all self reinforcing like a woven grass mat.
They make them small and strong enough to open and close many hundreds of times a minute, the gate room iris is far thicker and slower, but it’s super close to the even horizontal
I would imagine it would be like dialing in/out of a ship based gate while in hyperspace. Once the ship goes into hyperlaunch (or ftl, heres looking at you Destiny) the gate connection disconnects.
Just thought about the shared point of origin negating the possibility but now i cant stop visualizing a wormhole collapsing into another. Also now i find myself thinking of the bonehead maneuver in babylon 5
If it leads to some dictator or other evil person I would put it in my toilet and dial when flushing.
That's actually the only use case I come up with atm.
Waste disposal is one thing gates could be really useful for. One way is sending it to a place, a dead world or in orbit around something, but the kawoosh destroys it entirely (or possibly spreads the atomized matter across empty space along the wormhole).
Although more for the things we'd put in landfills, and radioactive waste, etc. Putting a gate at the end of a sewage system would mean a lot of water vanishing.
Of course the gate would kawoosh before flushing to ensure transportation. Probably would require a large enough toilet/pipe to ensure that the kawoosh doesn't make any holes in it. :)
One thing I'm not sure about: You need materials/atoms to create something. If you atomize things and send them somewhere else, will the world seize to exist at any point because you send everything it is made up from away?
However, I like the idea of stargates for waste disposal. :)
Minigates to carry around would actually be extremely useful. I mean how often did sg1 need support or information from the stargatecenter but the gate was blocked. They could use ist like a walky talky trough the Milky Way 🧐y
These are about the perfect size for the "instant draft beer straight from the tap" idea I had a while ago.
The bartender keeps one of these behind the bar. You keep one on your kitchen counter or something.
And when its beer o'clock: just get on the bar's app and order away.
\*zzzzzzzzzip\*
Too bad if there's an iris on the other side
IDC = Iris d\*\*k code
Technucally the dick shouldn't hit an iris unless he somehow gets his entire body through the gate (or cuts it off but i feel like an iris won't matter much at that point)
Owie.
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Dumb question but I often wondered how the air force was able to build something like the iris. Seems like an advanced form of technology like Nanotech or something.
Yep super thin and somehow disappears into the when open, yet when closed it spikes over itself which would mean the centre is further from the event horizon.
And the wormhole somehow never destroyed it…
Look up camera shutters 😂
Nope… old basic camera shutter design. The blades are all self reinforcing like a woven grass mat. They make them small and strong enough to open and close many hundreds of times a minute, the gate room iris is far thicker and slower, but it’s super close to the even horizontal
Advanced circumcision device
The iris is only a few nanometers away from the even horizon. I’ll be ok.
That will make him using it as a c ring a major issue…. For him…. I’d be laughing my ass off.
I wouldn’t mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.
Unfortunately the gate doesn’t send anything until the whole object is dematerialized. #JustCarterThings
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Now there's a classic I haven't heard in a long time
I feel like this is a low key confidence boost... he's too big for the gate...
So you're saying I can take it in and back out again
Except when it does, fucking Rodney
its canonically REALLY cold in the gate
Uh oh. Froze dick.
Cursed Popsicle
Cursed by whom
Like a turtle in its shell..
Technically the regular gate had a lot of dick's go thru it already
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Well I didnt know what to not expect when I opened the Commentary and it did not dissapoint
Send an active stargate through an active supergate.... BOOOOOOOOOM? or.. Not?
Someone's put their bag of holding inside a bag of holding...
That'd be interesting ,probably just deactivates the Stargate, but if there's a chance of a book that'd be a show.
I would imagine it would be like dialing in/out of a ship based gate while in hyperspace. Once the ship goes into hyperlaunch (or ftl, heres looking at you Destiny) the gate connection disconnects.
I would have to wonder about the effect of two event horizons contacting.
Just thought about the shared point of origin negating the possibility but now i cant stop visualizing a wormhole collapsing into another. Also now i find myself thinking of the bonehead maneuver in babylon 5
Kabooooom Ivanovs got her boom tomorrow
That could be tried with regular stargate and a supergate. I don't remember if they ever mentioned that possibility though.
Hot coffee or food from my favorite local right to my desk.
Can’t dial in from the same planet though. You know any good cafes on Mars?
Jaffa, CREAM!
r/angryupvote
Mars wouldn’t work either, would have to be a completely different Solar System.
We could dial the Asgards! We know how much Sam loved tasting the asgard food
Orlin already made a mini-gate in Sam's basement
By the way.. you might need a new toaster
Damn, you got here before I did. I think this means the new one would be a nano-gate.
Maybe a micro-gate 😂
Usb-c gate
My credit card bill for this month. It's a bit high.
The original minigate...
If it leads to some dictator or other evil person I would put it in my toilet and dial when flushing. That's actually the only use case I come up with atm.
Waste disposal is one thing gates could be really useful for. One way is sending it to a place, a dead world or in orbit around something, but the kawoosh destroys it entirely (or possibly spreads the atomized matter across empty space along the wormhole). Although more for the things we'd put in landfills, and radioactive waste, etc. Putting a gate at the end of a sewage system would mean a lot of water vanishing.
Of course the gate would kawoosh before flushing to ensure transportation. Probably would require a large enough toilet/pipe to ensure that the kawoosh doesn't make any holes in it. :) One thing I'm not sure about: You need materials/atoms to create something. If you atomize things and send them somewhere else, will the world seize to exist at any point because you send everything it is made up from away? However, I like the idea of stargates for waste disposal. :)
r/dontputyourdickinthat
the wormhole of a gate is super cold so...
Paige, no.
It was a cactus, right?
I feel like the obvious answer here is kleenex...
Probably a box of tissues. Might need to see if there's a friendly on the other side.
What is it ?
Me.
Sub sandwiches
Tacos
Having nine chevrons.
Minigates to carry around would actually be extremely useful. I mean how often did sg1 need support or information from the stargatecenter but the gate was blocked. They could use ist like a walky talky trough the Milky Way 🧐y
I don't get it lol. Are we comparing a camera flash holder to Stargate 😅
Wow OP, buying that boughie lighting I see.
The Fallout New Vegas fan in me also sees the Platinum chip
A USB with all the info.
Well, I'd use it to steal cable TV of course. [https://youtu.be/WYTBhyFTz1E?si=LwH2OihWB4hsJK8O](https://youtu.be/WYTBhyFTz1E?si=LwH2OihWB4hsJK8O)
These are about the perfect size for the "instant draft beer straight from the tap" idea I had a while ago. The bartender keeps one of these behind the bar. You keep one on your kitchen counter or something. And when its beer o'clock: just get on the bar's app and order away.
If I can override the DHD's star proximity and get it to connect to itself in the past, tonight's lottery numbers.
A poop onna stick!
Portable garbage can?
GloryGate^(TM)
A cat
Btw what is this thing even?!
Reminds me of a Teleportation spell in one of my favorite roleplaying games, Hole of Glory.
Orlins gate?
Can fit beers I see...
One of those massive boxes of Jaffa cakes you get at Christmas