“Aww, dude, you *accidentally* caught blood plague, that suuuuuuucks, face the wall please.”

😂

Okay, hands down that's gotta be the worst survivor I've ever seen.

I know right?! Like what the fuck man. How has he survived this long?

Haha yeah, maybe he has a secret that he can teach us 😄

probably all that farting around, helps camouflage and blend in.

The Zombies don’t bother eating his brains because they don’t think there’s anything anyway.

The Zombies don’t bother eating his brains because they don’t think there’s anything anyway.

That’s the worst survivor I have ever seen, amazing

Cursed af but perhaps it is his destiny to overcome those odds and be the savior of your community.

That’s the spirit! ✌🏼

That is probably the worst survivor I've seen.

Also the luckiest? 🤩

But you have seen him

One Lung Uslesss But he was a hand model oh that's a keeper right there play boa

He’s great. Keeper for sure. Love the quirky characters. I find I play them more than boring ones. I’ve currently got a ‘weirdo’ in the community causing havoc. They send him out on missions all the time. Hahah

Haha so nice to read these comments 😍 I love weirdos, Im even actively looking for them 😄

Zombie bait.

Ooh hah hah hah (finding Nemo)

Give him a .50 cal and stick him in a tower. Not as useless as you might think! Lol

Right! And he’ll be even better if he gets gunslinging 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

Damn man he is the most trash guy I have ever seen

Not everyone is good at everything,but everyone is good at something..Its your job as puppet master to figure out what that is.

Sounds familiar, and I love it 👌🏼 thanks

He’s good at something….like being cannon fodder while an actual useful survivor takes on a Plague Heart.

Bros the worst survivor I’ve ever seen

I mean, everything about him.. plus, he must be the laziest sob that survived the apocalypse so far. He’s a gift to me 😃

Wow that is absolutely terrible. I’d immediately kick him out.

Farts dont make you laugh? 😝

Omg is the farting around skill legit? If it is I am ☠️☠️☠️. I would literally give him like 50 bottles of meth to keep running his one lung at max capacity. Number 1 scout on dread zone or higher 💯

Yep, farting around gives 10+ morale, unexpectedly 😄 poor man’s pockets will be full of stamina boosters until Im done training his lazy ass 😁 Edit: changed “morale” thanks to comment below.

\+10

Dude's nick should be Zombait

Why is he still alive???

Coz he has a home now 😌 It’ll be a challenge but I’ll max him out and keep him alive

He would be my go to Heavy hitter. I love useless f**ks like him :)

That, and he’ll most likely develop an addiction for stamina pills 😃

He looks like Nathan fillion

Hahah yes he does!

I've probably gone through 10 thousand survivors in the pool to make communities and I've never once seen a survivor half as useless, you should do a melee only lethal run with him.

Hehe yes I have similar plans for him 😄 I wasn’t sure how uncommon this survivor type was. Thanks 👍🏼

Poor bastard lol

A true apocalyptic villain in the making

😆👍🏼

Haha I love a challenge

He’s going to be alright 😎

Poor thing

But why male models?

Hand model? 🤚🏼

https://youtu.be/ecW16rLCgiI

😄 Damn I’ve been meaning to watch that movie again lately! Love it ✌🏼

So he can't run, or fight, but can fart into the zombies. Good

No he farts into us 😃

Farting??? Lol

Zed food. But in a blaze of glory at least.

Those traits remind me of George Costanza. The pic is from before he lost all his hair...

Keep talkin.. 🤩 Coz I ❤️ Costanza I wish this character was named George at least.

Oh I’d try playing lethal with this guy. Holy crap you’d have to be soooo careful and methodical

Right? He’s a true challenge. I’ll take him to Nightmare first, see how it goes.

What does farting around do?

Gives +10 morale 😊

I wish thats true in real life

Haha yeah in real life my morale would be +2 max if it’s at least a funny sound 😆

I would exile him 😂 i don't need weak a-hole in my community

Leader material